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A man woke up from sleep this morning shouting holy ghost fire. D wife asked is lion chasing U in your dream?, "that would have been better" said the man. What happened d wife ask? I nearly voted for APC again in my dream, the wife shouted blood of Jesus.......

larion:
Served 25 years in prison.... Waow.

When this kind of man comes out and see things like mobile phone and laptop , he will keep asking questions till December about why you are talking to your hands and what kind if slate is showing pictures.

When he gets home and finds TV on the wall...yepa! he"ll jump to rescue it from falling .....if he happens to stay in an area where some exoctic cars are....he'll simply call the prison warden for help to return him back to his planet.

He must have been so backward after 25years, summary....do our prisons really serve the many purpose of reformation which it was built to??

brother Nigerian prison count both day and night so that 25years is just 12years and 5months.that means the guy must have little idea about phone and I guess he talk to his family on phone even in prison

When a leader acts base on Bear parlour chants, you know that there is deficiency of wisdom. And this our Buhari has bankruptcy of wisdom. As a leader, there are problems you will tackle without even the public knowing about it. Whether you like it or not the maturity exhibited by Goodluck is missing in today's leadership. Oyibo dey wait to take advantage of any crack in our polity ooo!. Wisdom is beckoning Sir, don't be deceive by the chants you hear from these Almajiris here. Nobody knows them, but you will be held responsible for any misdemeanor that this country could be thrown into. Wish you Goodluck.

BREAKING NEWS: DSTV has moved all Chelsea matches to Cartoon Network to create room for more Serious Matches on SuperSport.. One win in August One win in September One win in October Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the menstrual cycle..

BREAKING: The List of Top 20 Most Corrupt Nigerians (dead/alive) - CNN

1. Oluesgun Obasanjo - He stole $25 billion from 1999-2007 ($16.4 from power sector alone)

2. Ibrahim Babangida - He stole $15 billion from 1985-1993 ($12.4 billion from oil wind fall in 1990)

3. Abdulsalam Abubakar - He stole $9 billion from 1998-99

4. Sani Abacha - He stole $7 billion from 1993-1998

5. Ahmed Bola Tinubu - He stole and continues to steal from Lagos State treasury since 1999 till date. It's estimated that he has stolen $6 billion so far.

Muhammadu Buhari - He stole $2 billion from NNPC accounts in the '70s and the money was traced to Midland bank (now HSBC), London. Under his watch as PTF Head, N25 billion got missing according to PTF Situation Report submitted to Abdusalam in 1999.

6. TY Danjuma - He fraudulently got enriched through oil blocks from the Niger Delta worth $20 million in the 70s after the counter coup. Those oil blocks worth billions of dollars in today's value.

7. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi - He stole $1.2 billion as CBN Governor from 2008-2014.

8. Bukola Saraki - Through his father, Olukola Saraki, their bank, Societe Generale and as a governor of Kwara State (2003-20111) he stole $1.1 billion

9. Nasir El Rufai - Before he was made the FCT Minister, El Rufai was broke, homeless and was looking for loan to import taxis from the UK. After he was made the minister, he seized landed properties that belonged to Nigerians and resold them with huge profit. It's estimated that he stole $1 billion from 2003-2007.

10. Tunde Fashola - He is the poster boy of Tinubu. Boht of them looted Lagos dried and left it in debt of about N1 billion. Fashola, among other thing built his personal website for N78 million, drilled borehole for over N100 million per each and built a kilometre road for N1 billion. He stole $900 million from 2007-2015. He'll soon be a minister to continue the looting.

11. Chubike Rotimi Amaechi - From 2007 to 2015, he stole $700 million and $150 million from that money was used to sponsor Buhari and APC.

12. Atiku Abubakar - When he as asked by our reporter how he made his money, he simply said "he was always at the right place at the right time." Atiku is an astute businessman, but through shady deals, he stole $500 million from 1999-2007.

13. James Ibori - He stole $150 million from 1999-2007 as governor of Delta State. He's serving his term for money laundering in the UK.

14. Amina Mohammed - This woman was the founder of Afri-Project Consortium (APC) that was in charge of all PTF Projects during Abacha's regime. About $125 million was stolen from PTF accounts from 1994-1998. Buhari has just nominated the same woman as a minister to continue to stealing.

15. DSP Alamieyeseigha - He stole $120 million and was arrested for money laundering. He pleaded guilty and long served his term.

16. Sule Lamido - He stole $110 million between 2007-2015 and out of that amount, $50 million was found in his sons' bank accounts. He was arrested and detained for days together with his sons.

17. Rabui Kwankwaso - He stole $100 million as a governor of Kano State. EFCC has arrested many of his aides and they are "singing" how they siphoned the money

18. Kashium Shettima - this governor has stolen about $80 million and still counting.

19. Rauf Aregbesola - he has milked Osun State to the tune of $60 million.

20. Kayode Fayemi - this former governor stole $40 million and stashed some part of the loot in Ghana. He was reportedly bought a bed for N50 million

Let Obasanjo rejoice; Let Buhari be glad,Let the corrupt and biased British Government be happy because the man whom they long awaited his crucifixion is finally dead.To them, there should be no word like "Pardon" when a Southerner is concerned.I was made to understand that pardon is forgiveness for an offence. Simply put, It is an order that releases a convicted criminal without further punishment, prevents future punishment, or removes an offence from a person's criminal record, as if it had never been committed.I wish to be clarified on an issue. Are we as a nation truly independent or we're still dependent on Britain? If we're dependent on them, when do we fight for our own independence?Shockingly, I hear people say we got our independence since 1960. If this is true, how come a person who got a presidential pardon alongside others be asked to be extradited to Britain for further trial after several years of such pardon? Is it that they have no respect for the decisions of our leaders or that their permission must be obtained before a person can be pardoned by a President? Something must definitely be wrong somewhere.When the news of his pardon reached those who call themselves the rightful owners/rulers of Nigeria, they were broken. Thereafter, when several futile attempts to attack D.S.P. physically couldn't be achieved, they decided to go after his family which resulted in the killing of his dear son in Dubai in a bid to kill the father indirectly. Again, the great man didn't die as expected and they decided to attack him spiritually this time.Alamieyesiegha is finally dead. Let the extradition begins. Obasanjo, Buhari & their so called British government shouldn't rest until he answers all of them.Rest on dear D.S.P. Alamieyesiegha, indeed death has humiliated and disappointed the devices of the wicked ones. You're a great man and a great man you'll remain even in death.I want to believe the Federal Government of Nigeria will not make an attempt to write a condolence message cos that's when they'll see my God in action.

THE COMING GENERATION SCARES ME...REAL HARD! While we have been busy talking about Nigeria of today, I wonder if we have spared a thought about how this country will be in the next TWENTY-FIVE years. On October 1, 1979,when Alhaji Shehu Usman Aliyu Shagari was sworn-in as
President, Goodluck Jonathan was just a 22-year old undergraduate of University of Port-Harcourt. Shagari was 54 years old. Ayo Fayose was 19 years old. Bukola Saraki was 17. Yemi Osinbajo was 22. The generation of the likes of Shagari, Richard Akinjide, Adisa Akinloye, Sabo Bakin Zuwo,Ifeanyi Nwobodo, Ume Ezeoke, Akin Omoboriowo, Olusola
Saraki, Sunday Awoniyi,Garba Nadama, Awal Ibrahim and so on have gone for good! Some of us in our 40s and 50s, when in school, either in the university or secondary school, had lofty dreams, both personal and societal. We were always motivated by nationalists and inventors who had impacted positively on the cause of humanity. We were voracious readers of novels and other books. Nelkon for our Ordinary Level Physics, Lambert for Chemistry, B.O ADELEKE and Goh ChengLeong for our Geography, Phebean Ogundipe for Practical English and others like that. We were always flaunting our knowledge of current affairs. Inter- school quiz competition was the in-thing.Fast forward 35 years on and you are shocked and disturbed. Have you ever spoken to or engaged a 20 year-old boy? Ask him what motivates him and he is likely to mention music,hip hop to be precise. He has hundreds of downloaded songs on his phone. He can sing all of them off hand. He knows all the singles of Nice,Neato C, Timaya, Davido, Whiz Kid off had. But he does not know anything about history of nationalism in the country. Ideas about good society, responsible family and good conduct do not motivate him. He just wants to make money because his friend who does yahoo is rich and rides a good car, an SUV! The things that interest him are things that do not add value. He has google but never uses it for advancement of knowledge but to download porn and other inanities. Yet, in TWENTY years time, they are the ones that will be contesting to become Governors, Senators,Reps Members and even President. They belong to a generation that does not care about morality. They belong to a generation that is motivated only by money and it's acquisition. By 2035 to 2040, they will be our Senators,Reps, Governors and so on. I wonder if we have ever spared a thought how this country will look like under them. I told a man recently and these are my words: IF A GUY WHO IS IN LAGOS COULD USE FALSE PRETENCE TO OBTAIN $20,000 FROM SOMEONE IN UNITED STATES, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF SUCH A GUY BECOMES A STATE GOVERNOR AND IS IN CHARGE OF AN ALLOCATION HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE TO OBTAIN UNDER FALSE PRETENCE? WHICH HIS STATE IS STATUTORILY ENTITLED TO. I am worried, deeply worried. Are You? Forwarded as received from a friend.

"COUPLE SILENT IN BED" WIFE THINKING: Why is he not talking to me? is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing some one else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Am I not sweet anymore in bed? Does my makeup repel him these days?..WHY IS HE UPSET? HUSBAND THINKING: How on earth could Man United lose 0-3 to Arsenal? (SOMETIMES WOMAN WORRY OVER NOTHING) TRUE or FALSE.

"COUPLE SILENT IN BED" WIFE THINKING: Why is he not talking to me? is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing some one else? Don't I appeal to him anymore? is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Am I not sweet anymore in bed? Does my makeup repel him these days?..WHY IS HE UPSET? HUSBAND THINKING: How on earth could Man United lose 0-3 to Arsenal? (SOMETIMES WOMAN WORRY OVER NOTHING) TRUE or FALSE.

CHELSEA THIS SEASON:- °Beat 9 men Arsenal; °Beat 10 men Wes Brom; °Draw 11 men Swansea; °Draw 11 men Newcastle; °Lost to 11 men Man City °Lost to 11 men Everton °Lost to 11 men Crystal Palace; °Lost to 11 men Southampton. Chelsea can't beat an 11 man team...

ammyluv2002:
Relax ! The season just started. ..There's hope maybe 3rd/4th position

. CHELSEA THIS SEASON:- °Beat 9 men Arsenal; °Beat 10 men Wes Brom; °Draw 11 men Swansea; °Draw 11 men Newcastle; °Lost to 11 men Man City °Lost to 11 men Everton °Lost to 11 men Crystal Palace; °Lost to 11 men Southampton. Chelsea can't beat an 11 man team...

THE COMING GENERATION SCARES ME...REAL HARD! While we have been busy talking about Nigeria of today, I wonder if we have spared a thought about how this country will be in the next TWENTY-FIVE years. On October 1, 1979,when Alhaji Shehu Usman Aliyu Shagari was sworn-in as
President, Goodluck Jonathan was just a 22-year old undergraduate of University of Port-Harcourt. Shagari was 54 years old. Ayo Fayose was 19 years old. Bukola Saraki was 17. Yemi Osinbajo was 22. The generation of the likes of Shagari, Richard Akinjide, Adisa Akinloye, Sabo Bakin Zuwo,Ifeanyi Nwobodo, Ume Ezeoke, Akin Omoboriowo, Olusola
Saraki, Sunday Awoniyi,Garba Nadama, Awal Ibrahim and so on have gone for good! Some of us in our 20s and 30s, when in school, either in the university or secondary school, had lofty dreams, both personal and societal. We were always motivated by nationalists and inventors who had impacted positively on the cause of humanity. We were voracious readers of novels and other books. Nelkon for our Ordinary Level Physics, Lambert for Chemistry, B.O ADELEKE and Goh ChengLeong for our Geography, Phebean Ogundipe for Practical English and others like that. We were always flaunting our knowledge of current affairs. Inter- school quiz competition was the in-thing.Fast forward 35 years on and you are shocked and disturbed. Have you ever spoken to or engaged a 20 year-old boy? Ask him what motivates him and he is likely to mention music,hip hop to be precise. He has hundreds of downloaded songs on his phone. He can sing all of them off hand. He knows all the singles of Nice,Neato C, Timaya, Davido, Whiz Kid off had. But he does not know anything about history of nationalism in the country. Ideas about good society, responsible family and good conduct do not motivate him. He just wants to make money because his friend who does yahoo is rich and rides a good car, an SUV! The things that interest him are things that do not add value. He has google but never uses it for advancement of knowledge but to download porn and other inanities. Yet, in TWENTY years time, they are the ones that will be contesting to become Governors, Senators,Reps Members and even President. They belong to a generation that does not care about morality. They belong to a generation that is motivated only by money and it's acquisition. By 2035 to 2040, they will be our Senators,Reps, Governors and so on. I wonder if we have ever spared a thought how this country will look like under them. I told a man recently and these are my words: IF A GUY WHO IS IN LAGOS COULD USE FALSE PRETENCE TO OBTAIN $20,000 FROM SOMEONE IN UNITED STATES, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF SUCH A GUY BECOMES A STATE GOVERNOR AND IS IN CHARGE OF AN ALLOCATION HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE TO OBTAIN UNDER FALSE PRETENCE? WHICH HIS STATE IS STATUTORILY ENTITLED TO. I am worried, deeply worried. Are You? Forwarded as received from a friend.

THE COMING GENERATION SCARES ME...REAL HARD! While we have been busy talking about Nigeria of today, I wonder if we have spared a thought about how this country will be in the next TWENTY-FIVE years. On October 1, 1979,when Alhaji Shehu Usman Aliyu Shagari was sworn-in as
President, Goodluck Jonathan was just a 22-year old undergraduate of University of Port-Harcourt. Shagari was 54 years old. Ayo Fayose was 19 years old. Bukola Saraki was 17. Yemi Osinbajo was 22. The generation of the likes of Shagari, Richard Akinjide, Adisa Akinloye, Sabo Bakin Zuwo,Ifeanyi Nwobodo, Ume Ezeoke, Akin Omoboriowo, Olusola
Saraki, Sunday Awoniyi,Garba Nadama, Awal Ibrahim and so on have gone for good! Some of us in our 20s and 30s, when in school, either in the university or secondary school, had lofty dreams, both personal and societal. We were always motivated by nationalists and inventors who had impacted positively on the cause of humanity. We were voracious readers of novels and other books. Nelkon for our Ordinary Level Physics, Lambert for Chemistry, B.O ADELEKE and Goh ChengLeong for our Geography, Phebean Ogundipe for Practical English and others like that. We were always flaunting our knowledge of current affairs. Inter- school quiz competition was the in-thing.Fast forward 35 years on and you are shocked and disturbed. Have you ever spoken to or engaged a 20 year-old boy? Ask him what motivates him and he is likely to mention music,hip hop to be precise. He has hundreds of downloaded songs on his phone. He can sing all of them off hand. He knows all the singles of Nice,Neato C, Timaya, Davido, Whiz Kid off had. But he does not know anything about history of nationalism in the country. Ideas about good society, responsible family and good conduct do not motivate him. He just wants to make money because his friend who does yahoo is rich and rides a good car, an SUV! The things that interest him are things that do not add value. He has google but never uses it for advancement of knowledge but to download porn and other inanities. Yet, in TWENTY years time, they are the ones that will be contesting to become Governors, Senators,Reps Members and even President. They belong to a generation that does not care about morality. They belong to a generation that is motivated only by money and it's acquisition. By 2035 to 2040, they will be our Senators,Reps, Governors and so on. I wonder if we have ever spared a thought how this country will look like under them. I told a man recently and these are my words: IF A GUY WHO IS IN LAGOS COULD USE FALSE PRETENCE TO OBTAIN $20,000 FROM SOMEONE IN UNITED STATES, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF SUCH A GUY BECOMES A STATE GOVERNOR AND IS IN CHARGE OF AN ALLOCATION HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE TO OBTAIN UNDER FALSE PRETENCE? WHICH HIS STATE IS STATUTORILY ENTITLED TO. I am worried, deeply worried. Are You? Forwarded as received from a friend.

Happy independent my fellow country people

With a name of 7 letters on his number 7 jersey,in his 7th PL match, @Memphis becomes 7th Dutch player to score for @Manutd in the EPL

Naira liars ..get your information right before posting rubbish on nairaland ...the so called incident happen in our compound ..No 9 mission road irri ,oriero William compound ...so many lies on that write up..the guy died agreed but tell people the full story and stop adding your salt and maggi..

Ishilove:
It's no big deal to me. He's my brother, for God's sakes. What am I hiding from him that he hasn't seen since we were kids?

... It's not a big deal and you said something like what are you hiding from your brother because you guyz grew up together, remember there was no hair far back then when you guyz were still kids.. One thing about we boys our thinking are very fast , we can use our eyes to make woman unclad... Even if she is ur sister seeing all those boobs and the sex past she work can change some boys mentality and remember when you guyz were still kiss, the chest was fear... To me i won't allow my wife to change in present of her broda because we have seen cases were brothers have sex with their own sister... MEN WITH EVIL MIND ESPECIALLY WHEN Conji RUNs In the young man blood and vain..... Tell your wife to stop...

My own problem is just to read pple comment on this nairaland,but today i feel like to say sometin abt this situation..your sister was in a relationship 4 11years,she graduated at the age of 21 and i guess she was having a date when she was in skul,she met another guy at NYSC camp,d guy woe her she agreed.ur sister secured work 4 him for shell.11years working with shell is every young boy dream..range rover pinshure we no see.dat 11yrs dey were busy fucking like dogs no plan for d future... love is sacrifice not selfishness..human mind is due to change..so tell ur sister to move on with life...i perceive some lies,am waiting for the guy story shaa because girls are very desperate maybe she cheated on him..our pple say dem no dey use one person mouth tey judge quarrel..

i dnt knw wat dey giv to 1st people dat comment..if dey do giv pple chick am waitin 4 mine because am 1st to comment bt if dere is no chick i stil giv tanx to almighty God 4 allowing me comment 1st

i wish na TB Joshua talk dis one,,i 4 like listen 2 him nt you AYO

R.IP...REST IN PUSSIES

God pls let dem see my father too OLEBUEZI ANTHONY,,we check all d dead body he is not among and rite na remaining 1 person...dsame way it happen 2 dis family let it happen 2 mine 2

that means i hv 2 hold dis mine own tight because she is evry tin

Gone are those days i was a kid when....
Pussy meant cat,
sex meant gender
dick was a name
bang was a sound
screw was a mechanical tools
doggy was a name of dog not style
scissors,wheelbarrow,missionary were just word
rod was just iron

Distance Relationship is not dat gud,what if u r in love wit ur neighbour,u truely love her she na went 2 skul is dat nt long distance relationship..Pls friend i need good idea pychics

ronaldo is d best because if messi claim 2 be d best let him live dat barca 2 anoda club let find out if illuminati messi wil stil play well