₦airaland Forum

V3
Bent!? He's English and he's been scoring goals which means his transfer fee ATM is £16 or even more! Throw in the fact he's still relatively new @ Sunderland and is ex-spud/technically inept(Wenger hardly signs technically challenged attackers) then it's nothing more than a rumour.
Add some xtra mills and Wolfsburg might give you Dzeko(highly unlikely).

TBH, i dont expect Wenger to sign anyone.

If you were a player, you'd probably play for only CFC throughout your career

i reckon he'd be one of those 33 year olds in Nigeria's U17 squad

v3
a player's stronger foot IS his preferred foot! It's human nature!
Even the most technically gifted players who use both feet frequently still have a stronger/preferred foot. Bergkamp, Zidane, Hleb etc use both feet but are all right-footed. Ramsey doesnt even come near these fellas which is why i used the word "clearly".
Every human beign has a stronger side(except Martins who i believe is ET)

Arsenal 6-0 Bolton!!

The Bolton game is a must-win! I read they are in talks with Coyle. Is there a reason teams sack their managers before they play United & Arsenal in the league?

P.S. Ramsey is clearly right footed. He takes his set pieces with his right. One player who i cant get my head round is Martins. . . I've seen him take penalties with both feet. Is he human?

How come Chelsea ALWAYS draw lower league sides in the domestic cups? Roman's blood money flexing it's muscles?

I just got back from a long trip and saw today's results. . .
I offer my sympathy

Nateevs' sanity has been irreversibly compromised. . .
U never said lampard and cesc cant be compared? Yet in the same post u say it would be "unfair" to compare lampard and cesc cos lampard is at the end of his career. Then still go on to say it would be "VERY DAFT" and "bordering on insanity" to compare cesc to ronaldinho and scholes for THE VERY SAME REASON(age) as Lampard? U just shot urself in ur left foot two seconds after claiming u dont have a gun. Someone obviously hasnt been taking his pills!

U almost make it sound like lampard is 80 years old when he's 31. A central midfielder should still be in and around his prime at 31. Didnt lampard himself say last season was his best?
Lampard in his prime(whenever u say that was) is still inferior to Cesc of today(who will probably still improve). Have u been watching cesc at all?

So if the "powers that be" VOTE Marlon Harewood the best player in the world for a YEAR, he is the best player in the world? People like Amodu Shaibu & Stephen Appiah are the ones nateevs is refering to as "the powers that be". Not to mention the managers/captains of San Marino, Fiji, Andorra etc. I'm having a laugh.
If the Nigerian Government decide to behead all the new-born twins in ur village, they are right? If ur boss tells u "you are a consummate mor.on and belong in a mental institution", he is right?(well actually he wont be far from the truth)

Nateevs must mean something like "daftestniggatowalktheearth" in ur mother tongue.

A. Comparing wilshere(CM) to wright(CF) is a million times dafter than comparing cesc(CM) to lamps(CM). when i said "not quite as daft" i was CLEARLY being sarcastic. Obviously i have over estimated ur intelligence since it flew right over ur head.
Why is comparing two players(cesc & lamps) who play similar roles daft? Cos cesc is more creative? Are u telling me we cant compare drogba to ibra cos ibra is technically superior? We cant compare torres to rvp cos rvp hits a better dead ball? DAFT MAN!!

B. I never said i was "leaning on lamps side". Which oracle in ur village gave u this idea? While creating a thread asking who is more CREATIVE is daft(since the answer is crystal clear), comparing the two players(asking who is better) isnt cos they play similar positions. i.e who is more creative, rooney or drogba? = daft question. who is the better player, rooney or drogba? Reasonable question. DAFT MAN!!

C. Of course, THE AWARD IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE OPINION OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE. FACT!
how else could lampard be the second best player as at december 2005 ahead of etoo, henry, totti, shevchenko, etc? Sh.t, i'd think 12 times b4 picking lampard ahead of rosicky then.
How can u say "u dont care" if they got it wrong with cannavaro and still use it as a yardstick for declaring lampard the 2nd best player on earth? If u think theyve got it wrong just once, u are an even bigger idi.ot than initially feared. How do u explain kaka & MESSI being voted ahead of RONALDO in 2007? Do u need more examples?

D. Fabregas has "won nothing yet"? Hahaha, i'm sure u can find ur way to wikipedia and see how many honours cesc has won since u found lampard's.
I take it you have now accepted ur understanding of English is terrible. If u still insist i called lampard comin 2nd "a disgrace", then it's never too late to get a decent education

Ok. . . Not quite as daft. . . but quite daft. . Thanks for agreeing.

in case you've forgotten, you are the one who made the initial comparison between Wilshere & Adams/Wright. either way we look at it, YOU ARE THE DAFT ONE!!

What exactly has Lampard achieved in his carreer?
Anyway you are right, the creator of this thread should be beaten to death for comparing Lampard's creativity to Cesc's.
Fabregas>>>>>Lampard

What else do you need. . ?. . You want more?

u are a sodding idio.t!!! where in that comment did i "fuel" comparing Lampard's creativity to Cesc's? i actually did the opposite by saying the creator should be beaten to death for creating the thread and that is the quote u decide to pick?? your idio.cy is legendary! 

Ok. . so we may as well disregard every FIFA footballer of the year award ever made. . every Ballon d'or ever presented . . because there were nothing more than the opinion of the majority of A GROUP OF PEOPLE.

i never said we should disregard anything. . . lampard was voted third and that is a FACT which cannot be disregarded. what i'm saying is the fact he was VOTED third by A GROUP OF PEOPLE doesnt actually mean he was ever the third best player in the world. simple. that was in response to your claim he was once the third best player in the world simply because he came third in an award. was Cannavaro ever the best player in the world? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

And stop this silly rant of "if 99 cavemen". . It's silly. . the people who vote are well respected people that make your daftness look like a brand new kind. . . "not cavemen"

the same "well respected people" that voted Cannavaro as the best player of 2006 ahead of the likes of Ronaldinho? hahaha, i think i'll take the cavemen more seriously

Lampard is about a decade older than Fabregas and "its an absolute disgrace their achievements are even comparable".

and to a 5 star mo.ron like nateevs, this translates to 'Lampard coming third in the WFOTY award is a disgrace'? your understanding of written English is atrocious at best. i emboldened the part which is a disgrace since u have the IQ of a previously owned screw driver and cant figure it out yourself.

P.S. if your new year resolution is not going back to primary school, your future looks very bleak! 

Comparing Wilshere with the attackers is just as daft as comparing Fabregas with Lampard.

Fabregas and Lampard play similar roles so its not quite as daft as you making this statement.

I said from the outset that Lamps has never been a creative midfielder. Not at Westham or thereafter.
He's never taken accolades from being creative. . and the hallmark of his career was never built on creativity. .

Lamps scores goals - the primary purpose of his midfield play not creating.

So I ask again what then is the point asking if Fab is more creative than Lamps? It is daft! . . Just like you fuelling it!

do you have me confused with someone else? am i the one who started the thread? if u cant quote where i "fueled" it, u have just fueled your status as Nairaland's most intellectually challenged member.

Whether voted or not, Lamps was adjudged 3rd best player. I don't care if you think otherwise. Some people will tell you Ronaldo is the best player but Messi was voted best . . so he is the best. Can you please explain the "Big Difference". ,

so if 99 cavemen vote Jonathan Greening to be the best player in the world, we can conclude "he is the best". . .
if 101 cannibals vote Jonathan Spector to be the best a month later, we also conclude "he is the best". . .

if u are too daft to realize the award is nothing more than the opinion of the majority of A GROUP OF PEOPLE, i fear for you

The trophy is in Lampard's home and you can't take it away. . whether you accept it or not and he did not get there by being ordinary, he got there by virtue of what he's done on the pitch. . . if you think that's a "disgrace" like you call it. . Then you need help.

again, if u cant quote where i called it "a disgrace", then u would probably still be daft when ur great grand children have "666" boldly tattooed on their foreheads

Nateevs
Ian Wright & Tony Adams were not central/attacking midfielders, DAFT MAN!!
Theres a BIG difference between being VOTED the 3rd best player in a SEASON and actually being the 3rd best player in the world. Are you telling me Cannavaro was once the best player in the world? Anyone who believes Lampard was ever the third best player in the world should be quarantined on the moon.

Fabregas>>>>>Lampard

if u cant accept it, u can shave your pubic hair with a hot needle in a very dark room

Using nateevs' daft logic, we cant compare Lampard to Fabregas cos he's achieved more. . . I'm laughing with autotune.
What exactly has Lampard achieved in his carreer?
Lampard is about a decade older than Fabregas and its an absolute disgrace their achievements are even comparable.

Anyway you are right, the creator of this thread should be beaten to death for comparing Lampard's creativity to Cesc's.

Jack Wilshere @ 17 is 11 times more creative than Lampard. . . Frank should bury his fat head in shame

A new center forward MIGHT be the difference between 1st & 2nd this season. But we cant just buy a striker for the sake of it. . . He has to be quality. So the question is: will any quality striker be available for a reasonable price in january? The answer is NO.
And thats why Wenger is very unlikely to sign a striker. So we'll just have to stick with what we've got.

One player i wont mind seeing in an Arsenal shirt this January is Scott Parker.

Ed
The Shagamu 5?

Eduardo owes us a brace. . .

It's simple, GET THE XBOX 360 VERSION. 99% of the time, you've made the right choice!

I see Rodallega bagging two hat tricks. . . I see Vidic & Scholes getting early baths. . . I see Rooney clutching all his metatarsals and screaming in pain. . . I see Evra's knee ligaments making funny noises. . . I see Fergie demanding 10 minutes of added time. . . Oh my eyes. . . MY EYES!!

Portsmouth 0-77 Arsenal

Cesc is NOT ruled out for 3 weeks. . . At least not yet. Latest reports actually suggest he could be in the squad to face Pompey. Denilson also has a slim chance.
Rosicky should be on the bench. Bendtner & Clichy still have some weeks left. RVP, Djourou & Gibbs months.
Starting XI should be unchanged from the Villa game, except maybe Rambo coming in for Denilson if he fails his fitness test.
Prediction: Portsmouth 0-3 Arsenal. Though I'd take -1 - 0
EDUARDO MUST SCORE!!

Zamora should be stripped naked and stoned to DEATH!!

Drogba is a disgrace to humanity. The man goes down 6 times every 5 seconds. . . EMBARRASSING!!

P.S. Has Kalou borrowed Lampard's cloak of invisibility?

Lamps will score one via free kick

Lampard cant score a free-kick to resurrect his mother. . . His dead balls pose a much bigger threat to the players in the wall and the fans in row Z than the opposition's goal

3 nil to The Arsenal. . . I hate LOVE to say I TOLD YOU SO!!
Diaby has always had amazing ability. . . He's now adding a lot more consistency to his game and is becoming a beast!
Fabregas is now officially the bestest player in the EPL!

nateevs aka mr-arsenal-cant-compete-4-the-league what do you have to say for urself?

the red&white army march on. . . NEXT PATIENT PLEASE!!

Cristalz
no one seems to be interested in doing match threads anymore, what is going on?

P.S. If ur fingers are sore from typing them all by yourself, horse placenta fluid might help

This game will turn out to be a lot easier for Arsenal than people think. . .

This game will turn out to be a lot easier for Arsenal than people think. . .

1 win in 7 games. . . Chavzzz. . . HOW MARKET?

Did she use her "summoning jutsu" on you too?

i thunk i was the sole victim. . . one second i was asleep and the next i'm here. i'm perplexed.  

mukina2:
oh dear  . .hell's kitchen himself

Merry Christmas darling

unfortunately, we don't celebrate Christmas in Hell's Kitchen.  

mukina2:
na wa hell kitchen don show una bad tins  

i still love ya'll tho

what am i being charged with this time?  

stop screaming u know the demon said it's best to die
and even if Jehovah witnessed bet he'll never testify.
- D'evils

Decipher!

HONESTLY, i dont belive CR7 runs faster than Theo. . . .

he obviously isnt. . .
they claim they used each player's AVERAGE SPEED. even at that, i still doubt Ronaldo is quicker than Walcott.
when it comes to TOP SPEED, Theo is 10 times as quick as Ronaldo off the ball. how quick a player is on the ball has more to do with his ball control(which Theo lacks) than his pace, so i wouldnt pay too much attention to that.
on the ball, there is no player in the history of football quicker than Messi, FACT

Ibime
my heart goes out to ur family

Ritchboy, go and jump in Calabar river.

Let me give u an assignment. . . u are going to need a gun, a plastic bag, tape, a knife and access to the roof of a skyscraper(or the highest mountain in ur village).

First make your way to the roof/mountain, then slit ur left wrist with the knife. when u start felling 'light headed', put the plastic bag over ur head then tape it round ur neck. when u start running out of oxygen, jump off the roof/mountain top face first. when ur within 3 feet of the ground, give the gun(preferably a 9mm) a blow-job.

This technique is proven to put people going through a mid-life crisis out of their misery