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Can't believe i joined the bandwagon and captained Shekpe Keeper instead of Fat Frank! #facepalm

Lamps, GTFI!

dayokanu: Who be Robson-Kanu?

The Welsh Messi

Almost had him in my fantasy team, have a gut feeling he'll smash in a spot-kick!!

mykali: I have four players playing tomorrow. The Disvirginators have 3.

Unfortunately the other player i have that they do not have is a Reading defender

Ivanovic will get a red card. Ashley Cole will get a goal and an assist.

And that will settle it between us.

Federici says hi.

montelik: why is it carrick marking fellaini not vida. he just totally owned poor carrick.

Of course Fellaini targeted Carrick intentionally. You want Vidic to go and double-team Fellaini and leave a massive hole on the other side?

Fellaini the Belgian Bergkamp

He always saves his best for United!

So Sahin is all but done, hope there's a buy-on clause in there so after he "single-handedly drags Arsenal to the title" we can pay 10m for him and demand 50m from Real(or whoever) the same window!

lalaboi: SOoooo. . .

If ferdinand don't play 2mrw, Taylor comes in with 6points. Level with the ipukulus.

Then it will be Ivanovic Vs Cole. . . .

It will be cool to beat "Le Champ" to shut him up a little bit

Lets seee how it goes by Wednesday. .

Olodo, if Rio doesn't play the first defender on your bench(Clyne) comes in with one point! Or did you sign him as a striker?

lalaboi: I take back the defence comment. . . With the amount of chances Wigan had from what i'm seeing in MOTD, they havent fixed up yet.

Chelsea got "played off the park" for the 101st time under Robbie!

chamotex: Imagine! Someone here is already bragging of leading by 41 points, in GW1. Smh

Early days. . . But how did you contrive to be 59th considering all the shitty teams in the league?

debosky: You better retract this statement before I release the hordes of Amadioha to torment you.

Re: the sale of Alex Song, I honestly am at a loss as to why AW would sell him now - it's either a case of Wenger has been looking for a way to offload him, or something drastic like the alleged refusal to play has happened. Either way, IF Wenger does not replace him, it will raise serious questions regarding the mode of operation of the club.

I can understand selling a 29 year old with one year left and signing two strikers as replacements, but it will be far more difficult to rationalise selling the first choice 'DM' with 3 years left on his deal and only promoting from within.

There will be a replacement. M'Vila or Sahin, both if we're lucky!

coogar: stop the voyeuristic fantasy---
my type don't associate with your types!



don't be too thick to realise your kindergarten punchline lacks substance!
it's not new - your mind is dank! i close my eyes and i see you as one frustrated, dejected bitter woman tying ankara wrapper up to your neck....gnawing relentlessly on a chewing stick with saliva foaming in your mouth while waiting by the community borehole to take your turn. if life has dealt you a cruel hand, you can enlist as a boko haram suicide bomber!

34' Coogar 1-0 Cristalz

Courtesy of Livescores.com

Coogar and Cristalz sitting on a tree. . . What they're doing isn't quite clear though

nateevs: At what point in history was Pataki allowed the luxury of football punditry?

I'm completely bored so I've decided to watch the game, best link?

Who let the geniuses out!?

mukina2: sharaaaaaaaap

this season na me and you, i go beat you home and away

Reeama Reeama/Librans FC have never taken a single point off Sun Of A Beach/The Disvirginators in FF history. . . From EPL to UCL to Euro 2012 fantasy, na steady hymen breaching dey occur!

Always exciting to see how crappy the other teams are. . . [size=3pt]Till Lady luck smiles upon them and their goalies score hat-tricks![/size]

chamotex: It wont matter at the end . . .it wont change your position

Of course it won't, I'm finishing first any which way

I've narrowed my new team name down to:

A. The Disvirginators
B. Cherry Poppers
C. hyMen sMashers

First to five votes wins!

nateevs: on the balance of technical ability, I rate Oscar slightly higher than Hazard and Mata - Whether that ability blossoms in the PL is another debate.

Hehehe, with Ibime lurking, you have to launch a preemptive strike by adding disclaimer in bold

v3: Currently playing Tom Clancy's Ghost Protocol: Future Soldier
This game kicks a$$...i'm playing it on my pc and i love it so much, i just might get the ps3 version(if available).

Any sight of Tom Cruise thus far?

debosky: More stories emerging about the crazy demands that RVP made:

He demanded a £5m loyalty bonus, plus £13m a year, a new right back, a new centreback, and his own Dutch physio shipped in to work with him full-time, paid for by the club! Apparently asking for more money than Yaya T was earning at Citeh.

RVP dictating who the club signs? So glad Arsene told him to GTFO.

Did he also demand first-refusal on teammates' wives?

coogar: yes it did, you stark illiterate!
it only became the english premier league in 92/93. before then it was known as the football league!




you are a tool!
liverpool have won the football league 18 times, not the premier league...you schmuck!!



you have managed to type about 500 words without saying shyte - liverpool were top dogs in the old "football league" not in the premier league. why are you so intransigent at idiocy when the facts are not even far fetched? this is the fansite of liverpool club asking themselves why they are yet to win the premier league....

http://thekop.liverpoolfc.com/_Why-Liverpool-have-never-won-the-premier-league/blog/5698271/173471.html

ritchboy, surely you know better than this army of scousers who know they are yet to win the premier league. your thought process is slower than earth's revolution!



yet more gross idiocy on display...
why cut to the last 3 yrs? did the "premier" league start 3 yrs ago? it started in 92/93 and united have won it 12 times since then. liverpool have won 0 "premier" league titles since then so you are chatting hokum!



except that madrid haven't won it 60% of the time and united haven't gone on a 10-year drought in the premier league. the analogy(at best) is lethargic! if this is what the van persie transfer has turned you to them long may these symptoms continue.....you have metamorphosed into a complete muppet! i never thought i would see another arsenal fan more pathetic than dipo+. the tool cannot differentiate between the premier league and the old football league!

Hehehe, you typed all this nonsense to sum up "Liverpool have never won the league since 1992/93", lol. Who is arguing with you that Liverpool have never won the "Premier" League?

The way you keep harping about the difference between "Premier League" and "Football League"(First Division), one would think it's played in a different country by aliens, refereed by polar bears and governed by banshees, not knowing it's the exact same format with the exact same teams that made up the First Division embarking on a money-making exercise. What the fudge are you on about?

chamotex: Seems like niggaz are on their periods - e never reach fight na

We will get 'our' trophy back = basically as the defending champion losing the title to Citeh, we want the trophy which is now in their hands sort of.
We were the last winners before Citeh won it, so we want t back!

So basically, "we will get City's trophy"?

That's last season's away kit so probably photoshopped.

coogar: if one club have won 12 titles in 20 seasons, whose trophy is it considering the fact that 20 clubs compete every season to win this same trophy?

Mr Mumu, why are you limiting it to the era that suits you? Did EPL start 20 years ago?

you even have the nerve to mention a liverpool side that have never won the premier league before?

Of course they've won the "league" 18 times, Blackburn have never won the "Barclays Premier League", innit? Newcastle have never won the "nPower Championship"? You are taking the piss!

As at 1990 Liverpool were top dogs by a mile, winning 10 OF THE LAST 15 titles(not to mention their success in Europe), yet haven't smelt it since, and that was an era where there were no sheiks or Russians that could get bored and decide to bid $2b for Messi and Ronaldo. It's pretty daft to call it "our trophy" when:

A. You've only won it once in the last three years.
B. You've only won it once more than Liverpool overall.
C. There's a new sheriff in town(City).

for it to be any other club's trophy apart united, they have to exceed the 12 times united have won it!

So the UCL is Real's trophy even though they haven't won it in a decade?

A few days ago we heard Rennes' president say M'Vila has received a "serious offer" from an English club and now Song is apparently off to Barca. . .

Fair trade!

Why the animosity? The man asked a valid question.

It's not only an insult to every other club in the land but a delusion of the highest order to call it "our trophy" with even the slightest hint of "seriousness".

I'm sure some Liverpool fans were calling it "our trophy" back in 1990.

coogar: can we afford him now? ritchboy - talk now or cat got your tongue?

Pay attention. . . "I" never said United can't afford him. I was saying United fans seem to think his arrival means they won't get a new LB + CM.

I'm curios though, how many years contract/how much basic salary? I'm hearing 4years @ 190k p/w!!!

How Much?

we don't need him. it's an opportunistic acquisition. if casillas/buffon were to become available for £10m tonight,
i would expect man utd to make a bid not because we desperately need a goalie but because it's a discount bargain.
do you not go to the store and buy something off your shopping list because you saw it as a bargain? that's what van persie
has become - a christmas bonanza!

rooney, chicharito and berbatov all died on the titanic 100 yrs ago.
berbatov(golden boot winner of the penultimate season), rooney(2nd highest goal scorer of the league last season)!!
who is van persie?

1st?

Rooney plays #10 ostensibly, Berbatov is a ghost and Hernandez and Welbeck are pants. Unless Fergie is planning on switching to 4-2-3-1 with Kagawa behind Rooney.

he is the cheapest striker in the premier league @ £20m!

Rephrase: "we can't afford RvP's transfer fee/WAGES + the left-back and CM we so desperately crave"

coogar: a combination of rooney + rvp gives us a slight edge over other teams...
besides, it's an opportunistic acquisition....if the best player in the premier league has a tag of £20m, we should
be putting in a bid to get him. compare to downing, henderson, andy caroll, carzola or hazard and you would see the "true value".

I thought you were taking the piss with your mates before on the "we don't need RvP" bandwagon

You don't need RvP and your first choice center forward is Danny Welbeck. . . Can you imagine?

The argument should be changed to "we can't afford RvP"