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@tkb419
why are u such a bastard?
did u see me respond to the last set of posts? i had already let it slide and now u come and add fuel to the fire.
are u paid to exhibit ur foolishness or does it come naturally?

LOST CAUSES

its sad, really.

and just as i finished typing, jackal has also edited his post, reducing the font size.

this is hilarious!

@jackal
is it my fault ur 'dads'(the two fagoots who picked u up) raped u 12 times before u were 12?(this is excluding the numerous times u actually 'consented')
the trauma u suffered as a result has rendered u useless.
everything u say can and will be used as evidence when they are eventually tried for what they did to you.

@cristalz

why did u modify ur post?i thought using large fonts was 'desperate'?after jackal also used large fonts, u ran and edited the post thinking no one would notice? pathetic!
more evidence to show how mindless man utd fans on nairaland are!
yall got ur heads so far up jackals ass i wonder how he copes.well, he must be used to having stuff up his ass after his childhood.

LOST CAUSES

@jackal
how many times do i have to remind you that u are a lost cause?in case you are didn't understand, let me make it a little clearer.

[size=16pt]u were never given a chance from day 1.
u were FINISHED as soon as ur biological mother(have you met the LovePeddler yet?) put u in a poly-bag and dumped u in the trash (9 months after being gang-banged by an slowpoke, two morons, and three autistic retards).and the two pedophilic gays(ur 'dads') who picked u up didnt help matters.while other babies were being breast-fed, u were being DIC.K-FED,
and now as a result,while other peoples hearts pump blood, urs pumps semen.instead of white/red blood cells,blood pressure etc, u have 'white semen cells' and 'red semen cells', and ur 'semen pressure' seems to be off the charts judging by ur ridiculous posts.
cock sucking, physically handicapped, mentally retarded, spiritually cursed, financially impoverished gay.
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and with two gays as ur father gay-figures, all hope is lost.

For me to have survived 9 abortion attempts ritch-bitch, I must be pretty awesome,huh? So now you know I've got all it takes to maim your sorry ass 9 times over.

and there i was thinking u were unaware your mother tried to abort you 9 times.
but the LovePeddler shoulda tried harder. . . . . .
how could she inflict such an utterly useless being as urself upon the world?
that is criminal!
but ur father should take most of the blame.if only he could afford better quality condoms then perhaps his filthy semen wouldn't have crept into the HIV infested ditch ur mother calls her cunt and the error now known as cristalz wouldn't be in existence.

pathetic!

@jackal
i've already told you how u ended up in the sorry state u currently find urself, no need to type it all over again.

u were never given a chance from day 1.
u were FINISHED as soon as ur biological mother(have you met the LovePeddler yet?) put u in a poly-bag and dumped u in the trash (9 months after being gang-banged by an slowpoke, two morons, and three autistic retards).and the two pedophilic gays(ur 'dads') who picked u up didnt help matters.while other babies were being breast-fed, u were being DIC.K-FED,
and now as a result,while other peoples hearts pump blood, urs pumps semen.instead of white/red blood cells,blood pressure etc, u have 'white semen cells' and 'red semen cells', and ur 'semen pressure' seems to be off the charts judging by ur ridiculous posts.

ur only consolation is u have retards like urself always willing to jump to ur defense even when you are obviously wrong.

@cristalz

i dont expect much from an animal who survived 9 abortion attempts(one every month).
ur mother should be starved to death for failing to kill you as soon as you were born.

@tubabie
its 9:15, isn't it about time u went to 'hustle'. smelly LovePeddler

Don't mind the retarded vermins. This particularly ''rich'' vermin had better not show here tonight else we'll collectively teach him just how red a devil's eyes can get  After calling one of ours a LovePeddler, I'm so not in the mood to tolerate him one bit.

look at this circumcised bitch hyperventilating like a deranged tasmanian devil.

foreigners reading this thread must think nigerians are very stupid.

for an entire posse of retards to agree that arsenal haven't won a title in four years doesn't bode well for the said bunch.

i'm sorry, but if you and the other bastards in ur squad think arsenal haven't won a title in four years, then even
GOD CAN'T HELP YOU!.

LOST CAUSES

@Sauron
you and this your Ritchie boy just made my evening with ur posts.

search yourself , u know that both of u can never see reason together on this case, so rest abeg.
i really don't know why u disturb ur yourself with this jaded, frustrated and myopic reasoning from a , Huh.
am not sure he can pass any apptitude/logical reasoning test with his sort of IQ.
PLEASE lets talk about better things.
WETIN DEY SELE TOMORROW?

and another one bites the dust jackal's semen. what a shame!

@jackal

who is this LovePeddler? the latest member of ur autistic offspring?the way u produce these imbeciles at the speed of sound is quite alarming.u need some lectures on FAMILY PLANNING!

Ritchboy you've got no point,really

meaning u agree arsenal haven't won a title in four years, correct?
have u considered adult education?

Are u paid to be a slowpoke on Nairaland?? Arsenal haven't won a league title in 4 years(and that is RIGHT).
May 2004 and May 2008 is how many years??

any half brained buffoon should realize that was a typo judging from the other statements i made.only a cock-sucking, physically handicapped, mentally retarded, spiritually cursed, financially impoverished gay like jackal would make a meal of a typo.

Whether they win the title in 2009 or not, the report will say 5 years.
Once they failed to win it in May 2008(the report would say 5 years). . . . They cannot win any league title THIS YEAR again.

all the idiots who have ever taught you English( from ur parents to ur teachers) should be stoned to death for failing to teach u the difference between PRESENT and FUTURE tense.the initial statement was obviously in present tense.only a person as clueless as jackal would continually bring the future into the mix even after being corrected several times.
ok, so if a team get relegated from the premiership with 5 games to go, they are no longer a premiership team, but a championship team?  
common sense continues to elude you.

United won the league in May 2008(5 months ago). . . . .Until May 2009(they are the defending champions)
If they fail to win it in May 2009, then it's one year without a league title.

shouldnt the same logic apply to arsenal(IF ARSENAL FAIL TO WIN IT IN MAY 2009, [size=20pt]THEN[/size] ITS 5 YEARS WITHOUT A LEAGUE TITLE). 'THEN' is the keyword, so until THEN, its four years without a league title, not 5.and not 4 years without a title, but three.

this is the last time i'll explain this to you, its like i'm pouring water on a rock.

like i said earlier, you are a LOST CAUSE

Its so sad how some peeps just can't reason . . . . . . . Now I believe not winning a title for this long can seriously affect people's sense of reasoning.

look at the fool who said arsenal haven't won a title in four years talking about reasoning.

HOW IRONIC!

Was i talking about the FA cup or the Premiership??

why are u such an unrepentant megalomaniac?when did i say u were talking about the fa cup?u used the league as an example to suggest the first idiot who said 'arsenal haven't won a title in 4 years' is right.

The last time Arsenal won the LEAGUE was May 2004. . . . .If they win it in May 2009(It's 5 years).

it seems u enjoy flaunting how stupid you are.we are talking about the PRESENT, not the FUTURE.until we get to may 2009, then arsenal haven't won the league in four years, not five.once more,(using ur daft logic)man utd haven't won the league in one year("if they win it in may 2009", how ridiculous!

Arsenal cannot win the league again in 2008(impossicant). This is the GAYnners 5th season without a LEAGUE TITLE.
2004/5, 2005/6, 2006/7 2007/8 and we are in 2008/9.

how can this be arsenals 5th season without a league title when the league hasnt been decided yet?

so this is man utd's "first season without a league title"

slowpoke!

Even if Arsenal win the Premiership in May 2009. . . . .The news would read "A title they have not won in 5 years"
The last time they won it was May 2004. . . . If they win it in May 2009(It's 5 years).

this staement confirms ur status as nairalands most intellectually challenged member.
arsenal won the fa cup in may 2005.even a retard should be able to know that was 3years and 5 months ago.how does that equate to four years as the other idiot claimed?
now, using ur ridiculous logic("the news WILL read", then spain haven't won the euro cup in 4 years, greece haven't won it in eight! how absurd!
i have now concluded that you are a LOST CAUSE

Sad!

@tkb
are u insane?
its not a rhetorical question, . . . . have you really lost it!?

we won trophies in MAY 2008!!!!

and who won the FA Cup in 2005? Kwara United  

@HNIC
using saurons daft logic man utd haven't won anything for one year.
the boy is a nutcase!

@ritchboy
you're falling into the same trap many nigerians enter; never giving fifa a chance.

i'm not falling into anything. i've given fifa a chance and it's rubbish! i'll keep saying that everyday and two times on environmental

read all the reviews online. This year, fifa is the superior game.

i read the same BS last year and pes2008 turned out to be a much better game than fifa08. correct?

EA have been steadily improving FIFA

this part i actually agree with.fifa games have improved over the years. but the fact that they're still crap just shows you how utterly useless they used to be(i still remember scoring some ridiculous 100 meter free kicks on fifa 2003 with beckham where the keeper watches the ball till it hits the net and doesnt even move a muscle).

Konami has been kicking their heels, adding cosmetic changes and hyping useless features.

Konami outdid themselves with pes5(which still remains the best soccer game ever), thats why people make statements like the one above.

I'll end up buying PES 09 simply because that's what all my friends play.

ur freinds must know their footie

But Konami are off the mark.

if konami are off the mark, then EA haven't even licked their shot!

Bayern came back from the dead to win 4-2 against Wolfsburg. Now fourth on the table

well done, oya clap for urself!

Pro evolution is the bomb. fifa no master league

actually, the manager mode in fifa is better than master league mode in pes. its one of the very few areas fifa edges pes, along with the licenses.
though it doesnt have much bearing on me, i dont really have the time to play manager mode/master league anymore. . . . and then there's Football Manager 08(cool game) and the various "fantasy leagues" online(i.e premierleague.com/goal.com).

pes 09 has already came out on the 17th of October in UK

i'm pretty sure he(bgees) had'nt bought a copy of pes2009 before making that statement.besides, u cant judge a soccer game after playing it for a couple hours(assuming he bought it on release day), or a couple weeks(assuming he played the demo's).at first first pes2008 was rubbish to me, but after playing it for a month or so, it turned out to be a very good game.way better than fifa08(useless game)!

its Phil Brown i pity! after overachieving this season, the board would start thinking they're the shiznit! and then he'll get the sack next season when SSS(2nd season syndrome) kicks in! we saw it last season with derby.after the manager did a great job by taking a crappy team like them to the premier league, he got sacked after their dismal run of results!

Sad!

@muki 
u almost got me there! i had to check the scores again to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me   

@spuds
i thought this was the season u were finally supposed to break into the top four? seems you are much more likely to break into the bottom four!

If u have never heard of Onze d'Or then your IQ is lower than what i thunk initially.

what does a persons IQ have to do with his knowledge of the existence of a french football magazine?apparently ur the one with low IQ.like i said before, ur IQ is at par with that of an intoxicated mag.got. dayokanu and debosky had never heard of it before, they must have low IQ as well. idiot!

Onze d'Or is little known?? This award has been there since 1976

and ur village in zamfara has been in existence since God said "let there be light", it must be very popular.more evidence to prove how non-existent ur IQ is.
after realizing the gigantic goof u made by saying zidane was the european footballer of the year in 2001, you probably ran to google and typed "zidane european footballer of the year 2001" and came across the onze dor award.then u come here and use it to justify ur humongous blunder. . . . ur clutching at capri-sone straws! slowpoke!

Your biggest problem is dyslexia coupled with lack of cognitive reasoning. . . . .
Onze d'Or awards the best player in Europe. . . . .It does not make Ballon d'Or or fuckever better.
CAF is awarded by a footballing body. .so is UEFA champions league and FIFA. . . . .Ballon d'Or n Onze d'Or are presented by football magazines.
It's a different kettle of fish like i have said earlier but what do u know?? You have been pronounced BRAIN DEAD by a neuro-surgeon.

its amazing how u manage to say so much without actually saying anything at all.how does all the crap above justify ur daft claim that a person who says "adebayor was the african footballer of the year in 2007" has not goofed?

Look at this opethicus afarensis. . . . . .Do i know how many football magazines exist?
Does that take the credibility of Onze d'Or or Ballon d'Or away

how does my statement insinuate in any way that the number of football magazines in existence reduces the credibility of the onze dor/ballon dor? since u have the same IQ as maggots, let me explain to u

do you know how many football magazines exist?i might as well set up my own mag, and name marlon harewood european footballer of the year.

it means if someone says "player A was named european footballer of the year in 1800", without specifying what body/magazine gave the award, it has to be assumed the person(or in your case, 'the hyena') is talking about the ballon d'or sice it is the MOST RECOGNIZED of all.

well i don't expect u to get that. . . u were never given a chance from day 1.
u were FINISHED as soon as ur biological mother(have you met the LovePeddler yet?) put u in a poly-bag and dumped u in the trash (9 months after being gang-banged by an slowpoke, two morons, and three autistic retards).and the two pedophilic gays(ur 'dads') who picked u up didnt help matters.while other babies were being breast-fed, u were being DIC.K-FED..
and now as a result,while other peoples hearts pump blood, urs pumps semen.instead of white/red blood cells,blood pressure etc, u have 'white semen cells' and 'red semen cells', and ur 'semen pressure' seems to be off the charts judging by ur ridiculous posts.
anyway, i'm done wasting time on a nonentity like u, its really not worth it.i'm about to go watch me some good footie.
by the time i get back u would prolly have typed more pointless absurdities which u call ur posts.but be rest assured my response would be brief(i have now concluded ur not worthy of any reply more than a paragraph long).
that is, if i respond at all.

You are a resident simpleton.
Up until i mentioned Onze d'Or. . . . . .U have never heard of it so stop foaming in the mouth like a deranged wraith.

look at this chimpanzee faced chipmunk.when did i claim i knew it existed before you mentioned it?being as foolish as you are, u dont even realize ur shooting urself in the foot by making that statement.zidane was european player of the year in 2001 based on a little known award given by a little known magazine that is clearly and utterly biased towards french players? jackal needs some medication.

Anutha confirmation that u don't even have a clue of what we are talking about!!!

How can u assume i meant Ballon d"Or when i mentioned Zidane was the european player of the year??
If u had any sense in ur empty head, u shoulda asked NOT assume!!!!
BBC awarded Adebayor as African Player of the year in 2007 while CAF gave it to Kanoute. . . . . .
If someone comes here to say Adebayor was the African player of the year in 2007. . . . .Would u say he goofed??
Spermflakes must occupy where your brain should be.

If we are talking about FIFA player of the year or CAF footballer of the year. . . . Its a different kettle of fish.

after shooting ur left foot, u have now decided to shoot ur right!its like ur desperate to be a PARALYMPIAN!
kanoute = CAF african footballer of the year, un-disputeable 'different kettle of fish'. so to answer ur myopic question, anyone who says adebayor was the 'african player of the year in 2007' without putting BBC before the affor-quoted has goofed BIG TIME!!!

u must have the IQ of an intoxicated mag.got., do you know how many football magazines exist?i might as well set up my own mag, and name marlon harewood european footballer of the year.
anyway, why bother arguing with an uneducated akara peddling buffoon

but that checkmate was quite unrealistic    who in his right mind would leave his king so vulnerable 

i heard ur the king of NL.i havent played in a while but i'm willing to play you. so are u up for a challenge!? 

Since fifa 08. Fifa has knocked out pro evolution.

that is quite misleading. pes 2008(or any pes game for that matter) is miles ahead of any soceer game EA have ever made(on the same generation of consoles that is).

Fifa 09 finally killed the competition

how can that be when pes 2009 isnt even out yet

who needs tekken when the best beat em up game series ever(soul calibur) is already on the 360

tekken 5 was crap!

i think i have to go with dayo on this. anyone who watches germany/bayern should know lahm is an exceptional left back.arguably the best there is.he has superb guile/technique, for a defender and scores goals too. he's definitely as good as evra, maybe even better. if i had to choose i think i'd pick him.

TROY -the best movie ever

rush hour 2 - the most hillarious movie ever

Guys what are we talking about here, PC can't even read my PS3 CDS then tell me how you are going to play it on any type of Emulator?

errrm, emulators dont necessarily need discs to run games!
PS: u dont really expect ur crappy ole PC to read a BRD now do u!?

ladies and gents, jackal has officially lost it. he needs ur help!

i am yet to see any winger PLAY/start as a RB

Beckham was drafted there(as a right back) when Rooney saw RED

one second you say u have NEVER seen ANY winger play as a right back and the next u say beckham played as a right back when rooney got sent off! GUFFANTI

the money spent on your education should have been used to play lotto

Dayokanu had a team that started Van Der Meyde as a RB and i told him the line-up was shaky.

what dayo said is irrelevant.my post was a direct response to ur claim that u've NEVER seen beckham play as a right back.fool

I am yet to see David Beckham, Cristiano Ronaldo, Joe Cole, Walcott as full backs

I also said i[b] am yet to see any winger PLAY/start as a RB [/b] and u came here with your moronic comment to say Beckham started as a RB in 2006.

u have no idea how stupid u look when u contradict urself like dat!and i never said beckham started as a right back.IDIOT!

GUFFANTI aka god of stupidity. o need deliverance!

Now, let me explain ma theory to u sapheads. . . . . .
In 2007/8 season, Bundesliga recorded 860 goals in 306 games(2.81 goals per game)
The Premiership with 380 games a season recorded 1002 goals(2.64 goals per game)

Now the difference in the number of games is 74. . . . . .
If u multiply it by 2.81(Bundesliga ratio) and add to 860 goals, the answer is(1068) which is more than the number of goals ever recorded in the Premiership.

I don't expect u to understand this theory

I have just explained a simple theory for you.

is that ur  theory    u ran to wikipedia to get stats, pasted them here, and u feel u've 'explained your theory'.

apparently, ur 2nd grade math teacher isnt the only one who should face a firing squad.ur english teacher should be shot 101 times point blank!  

Bundesliga records 2.81 goals per game. . . . If they were to play as many games as the Premiership with their ratio, they woulda scored more goals than any premiership season has ever recorded.
If that does not tell you, the less games played = higher ratio then the money invested on your child development is a sheer waste

actually, all that tells us is that the premiership has never recorded an average of 2.81 goals per game.IDIOT!

U mean Beckham started a match as a right back in the 2006 world cup??
**Sauron shakes head**

where did i say he started as a right back?

**saurons head is empty**

Of course, leagues with lower number of games would have higher goal/game ratio.

[size=56pt]FALSE![/size]


@dayo
guffanti has done it again!
P.S.
what was his original goof b4 he modified this

It's no brainer. . . . . .Bundesliga play fewer games.
30 games compared to 38 as the denominator places em at a huge advantage.
Even a fake analyst like u should know that