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Udy Ogwo-Ude:
I always dream and wish of becoming the best president of this our dear country Nigeria. But it seems devil is trying to put obstacle in my aspiration. But I believe in God's miracle. I know I have plans for Nigeria. Plans of good and not of evil. To bring this our great Nation to an expected end. So help me God. 'Amen'

the devil is a liar. . .

Krayola2:
2009 is 2 weeks old for Bayern and they have not won a single game, you are worrying about Arsenal. They just scored 6 goals, you have scored 2 all season. Wolfsburg is running away with it again and u're here acting as if everything is going just as planned. . Keep telling urself everything is ok and u'll soon start believing.

Do u have a team in the EPL? . . . I'm recruiting fans for Manchester City . . . . I want to take part in the dethroning of Manchester United.

dayo is a renowned arsenal/epl fanatic dont waste ur bandwidth on him

@dayo

i can bet my 2 houses bayern munchen would NOT qualify for next seasons ucl . wat say u?

here is no way in heaven or hell that this iff people are correct.
What is iffhs ? Where are they located ? (okay, probably Germany). What are they even about

actually they're the most recognized body in the world when it comes to football statistics/history.

its also worth noting that they're known for some ridiculous rankings, i.e nigerian league being the best in africa/ 21st in the world, hilarious!

Obviously you havent been watching Italian football or the Confed Cup or Milans pre-season. . . . Pirlo is finished!. . . .even when he was 25, he couldnt play in the Prem because he is just too weak. . . . even Shevchenko at 30 when he came to Chelsea was in better shape than Pirlo is now.

couldnt agree more, though he did produce one moment of sheer brilliance i the confed cup(against the states)

another deco in the making,

deco is still a chelsea player right? no? miniero, ferriera?

Meanwhile Bayern won the first round of the DFB pokal 3-1.

who cares?

OFFICIAL
Man.City.has.signed.Tevez.on.a.five.year.deal. He'll.complete.with.a.medical.in.a.few.days. I.think.he.should.be.getting.around.150k.a.week.

man city would still finish 7th or 8th, they might as well give their loot to charity or cancer research

Are you not aware that no arsenal player will start a game in Man United minus injury.

are u aware no man utd player would start a game 'in' arsenal [size=16pt]+[/size] injury

Hype aside, SOUL CALIBUR 1 on the dreamcast is BY FAR the greatest fighting game EVER made.
I dont know y but tekken has always felt like crap 2 me.
The imminent arrival of god of war 3 is the only reason i still own a ps3.

What a game!

our D is crap men!

still. . .

WHAT A GAME!!!

the fact remains that the GAMEPLAY in fifa09 is STILL UTTER CRAP! and this IS the most important part of ANY videogame.
'controlling goal celebrations' might sound very cool, and it is, the first couple times u do it. then after that it just becomes very annoying and u wish u could just SHIFT + Delete the feature.
if you are interested in better graphics, fully licensed kits/stadiums, using division 15 clubs and briefly controlling ur goal celebrations, play fifa09,
if you are interested in superior gameplay, play pes2009.

simple

Killzone 2 looks good so far. but Killzone 1 was sheer crap! the psp version was actually better than the ps2 version.

Soul Calibur. . . by a million miles

downloaded the Soul Calibur 4 demo(ps3), Nightmare and Cassandra are the only selectable characters. they're not exactly my favourite but i'm still luvin it! _{now wheres Mitsurugi when u need him}

PES 2009(ps3) - definitely better than pes2008, after playing 20 seasons of master league over the last four editions of the game , 'become a legend' is a breath of fresh air!

Fifa 09(ps3 demo) - just downloaded it, the full version supposedly has some cool new features, although the gameplay still feels like shit.

Heavenly Sword(ps3) - is it me or are the number of god of war wannabes increasing rapidly. cool game though.

Dark Sector(ps3) - this game is only a little more fun than watching paint dry.

getting a graphics card for a large amount just so you can achieve 'decent' or 'acceptable' or 'manageable' fps isn't worth it.

you should be able to get acceptable framerates from a decent Core Duo processor

texazz, tisk tisk tisk!!!

if 'acceptable' frame rates is what you 'should be able' to get even on a Core Duo Processor(not to mention a host of other difficulties), then i dont think i need to tell anyone ITS NOT WORTH IT!
its a classic example of a no-brainer.

Kalou was onside when he was adjudged as offside. Now Persie is way offside and he's favored by the Ref

what goes up must come down. . .
i remember rvp's goal being ruled out for offside three seasons ago when he was clearly onside, and robben's goal being allowed to stand when he seemed offside.
we all know the officiating in the prem is atrocious. so dont complain.

my money is still on chelsea to win the league.
arsenal are too inconsistent, 'pool will eventually crumble, and man utd dont look as devastating as they did last season.
as long as chelsea keep winning the sunderlands and boros by 3-5 unreplied goals,i believe they whould win the league.

I can't remember the last time we lost to Arsenal until today at the so called Bridge.

Anelka is confirmed CRAP!!!
Scolari is an illusion!

u lost to the same team last season! and before 'pool, the same team were the last to win @ the bridge in the league!
perhaps the defeat has inflicted u with amnesia  

anelka is the top scorer in the league, certainly he's world class  

and scolari is no illusion, he's the one who brought sexy back to chelsea  

blow a 2 goal lead v spurs with 5 mins to go, lose to stoke, beat man utd, lose to aston villa and man city conceding 5 goals without reply, then beat chelsea @ the bridge.

arsenal @ their inconsistent best!  

at least we're back in the top 4.  

so often people confuse 'the greatest rapper' with 'the best rapper', and 'the best rapper' with 'the best lyricist'.
the best lyricist is not necessarily the best rapper(simply put, the best rapper is the dude who makes the best rap music).
and the best rapper is not necessarily the greatest rapper(there are so many factors that determine who the greatest is).

that being said, nas is definitely NOT the greatest rapper, he's not even in the top 3(2pac, biggie, jay-z in no particular order).

jay z IS the best rapper alive.why? he makes/he's made better music than any other rapper(including nas), simple!

as for the best lyricist, there are so many candidates(nas inclusive), with so little btw them its almost impossible to single one out and call him the best. so i'm not going to.

Jadakiss - kiss the game goodbye
Jadakiss - kiss of death

_{ok let me do you all a favour and skip all rap albums}  

Alicia Keys - every single one of em'
Natasha Beddingfield - Unwritten(and yes she is daniels lil sis @ the person who asked.)
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park - Meteora
Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway
Avril Lavigne - Under My Skin
Avril Lavigne - Let Go
Evanescence - Anywhere But Home
Michelle Branch - The Spirit Room

and amnesia is starting to kick in. . .

A-40:
It sucks big time!!

Anyway whats the embedded stuff about?

the song of course! maybe i should try another source

apparently we're no longer allowed to embed stuff on nairaland! 

well guess the lyrics would do

I see you jockin Jay-z
Cuz he got a Mercedes
And you know about his ladies

I see you Jockin Jay-Z Jockin Jay-Z
Jockin Jockin Jay-Z Jockin Jay-Z
Jockin Jockin Jay-Z Jockin Jay-Z
Jockin Jock Jockin Jock Jockin Jock Jockin
I'M SO DOPEBOY FRESH!



Who's house? hov, no doubt
Bout the only rapper still gettin money in the drought
I moves out in the global, I'm a mogul
50, 000 feet in the air, And I'm still on my mobile
Bleep talking bout the recession it's just depressing
I rock with obama but I'm not a politician
And I chill with the thugs and the gangsters too
I ain't a blood But I'm warring with the boys in blue
Crooked officer, crooked officer
Why you wanna see me in a coffin sir
Is it against the law the way i'm flossin sir
Benzes rolls royces and porsches, ughhh
Hater's like, "hov why you still talkin money shit?"
. . . . . Cuz I like money, bitch!
I like fly shit, you like gossip
I let you do you, why you ridin my tip?

[hook]

That bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar
Somebody shoulda told him I'm a fuckin rock star
Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna throw it back to you
I'm livin life as a rocker I'm like love-vendor c, partner
Comin down in mercedes peelin off on the boppers
Worldwide show I'm coming down in a chopper
180 thou, screaming Hov with the Roc up
It's too easy. . .
I got ladies on shoulders showing me their chi-chis
I met honey at the show last year
And now I'm acting brand new like a world premiere
Yeah I know life ain't fair
But chill babygirl, my girl is here
I got models in the moshpit dancin off beat
But they know the words to my shit

[hook]

You ain't gotta jock jay-z jock fly shit
You ain't gotta jock me, homie jock my chick
Jock her, she body you with the fit
No that's not pilates, her body just thick
You ain't gotta jock her, nigga jock my clique
Jock the dope boys cuz we all toss bricks
Federale's jock me while I'm crossin the bridge
Click click, take a portrait of this
I ain't no pretty boy, I got a gorgeous wrist
Cut handsome checks and my flow's pretty, , SICK
I'm so ghetto sheek,
i'm where the hood and high fashion meet
Ooh-wee, I'm like the camouflage louis
How you niggas want it, the tux or the toolie
Haters I ain't mad at you
If I wasn't me I'd probably jock me too

[hook]

I'M SO DOPEBOY FRESH!

i see u jockin' jay z because they got a mercedes, and they know about the ladies. . .  I'M SO DOPE BOY FRESH!

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Kanye would be doing most of the producing.So far i've listened to - Jockin' Jay-Z, Swagga Like Us, and the best of the lot, HISTORY.

Should be in stores early next year. cant wait!

Another refreshing win for bayern 4-1 over Cottbus Tops by Xmas? Is it possible?

No!

Inter v Juve kicks off in 20', should be interesting.( arguably the biggest game of the serie A season and no one gives a hoot! )

see what the EPL has caused!

Aston Villa 0 - 0 Man Utd, normally i would be happy with that scoreline.
today, i actually want man utd to win, since aston villa is now our main rival(for fourth), Sad.
Oh well. . .

bravo!

call of duty is the best first person shooter game ever

wrong!

emthat honor goes to an FPS by the name of Half Life 2.

wrong again! that honor goes to a game called HALO

half life? think i played the first part briefly on PC, seemed like rubbish to me at the time(i may be wrong though)

What an irony. . . . . .Eminem is more consistent than Jigga and Nas. . . .
He has got 3 undeniable classics in 4 albums(with Encore falling short negligibly of being a classic).

what a joke!

even a kid selling pepper knows JAY-Z is BY FAR the most consistent rapper. . . no one else even comes close!(8 albums in eight years{including 4 classics} btw 96 and 2003 speaks volumes)

eminem has only ONE classic album(MMLP). if the SSLP and the Eminem Show are classics,then ALL JAY-Z ALBUMS ARE CLASSICS!

even jadakiss has more classic albums than eminem( kiss the game goodbye/kiss of death).

i've read a lotta funny shit here but this is the pick of the lot

Eminem hasn't been consistent?? Name one album he had that is as wack as "The Lost Tapes", "Street Disciples", "Nastradamus" OR Jay-Z's "Life n Times Of S.Carter", "Blueprint 2" and "Kingdom Come".
Hell, every single album Eminem has released is better than "American Gangstar" and "The Black Album" put together

hillarious! FYI, jay-z's best song ever is on that album!

There's no Jigga/Nas track better than "I Shit On You."

the less said about that the better!

when he's at his very best, there is hardly(if) any rapper iller than eminem DEAD OR ALIVE
but consistency is the key. . . . and this is where eminem is found wanting, BIG TIME!

did i hear someone mention be a nigga too(the best rap song i've heard in a while) 


v1(second half) 
Not mad 'cause Eminem said nigga, 'cause he my nigga
wigga cracker  friend. we all black within, okay
We all African, okay
Some Africans don't like us no way
a killng happened in Johannesburg, yesterday
slain artist named Lucky Dube, hijacked
Some say N double A C P, keep us sidetracked
but I don't buy that, I buy Aston Martins
faster cars than, NASA cars in, sparkin while ridin
Critics, eat a dic.k journalists see I'm rich
with this N-word jogging I'm just startin, bitch!

v2-
Wake up in the mornin, shake my third leg in the toilet
Uzi on the nightstand, I'm the man you go to war with
Not a man you go to war against, patience, I'll get you
if that means I can't sleep a whole year, ama get you
I'm official not A-Tisket or A-Tasket
I'll put you in the casket, with the biscuit or the ratchet
They smoke hibiscus, they plants or trees, advanc-ed weed
Don't forsake us, you all are fake bloods like moviemakers
I flow tight as Tootie braces, who be hatin us,
I be on a state bus in shackles if my .8 bust
'Cause y'all some tellers, opposite of bankers
I'm the shit for ages, my clique still real QB gangsters
Clique still movin like Freemasons
So if I'm on the flo for the law, there's lodgers all across the nation
Nas is bred for the plan, to hold the Grand
Dragon's head in my hand, come and get me, here I am

the 2nd verse is the sickest shit i've heard in ages.

@topic
surprised no one mentioned PAPOOSE.the man is a genius.

Fake Fraud gays Frontin' For Fame Fleeing From Flames,
Firing Full Fledged Four-Fours Forcin Flesh From Frames.
Fortune Fanatic, Follow Formats For Funds Faithfully,
F.uck Five Felonies, Furiously Fighting For Freedon Fatally.

the best four bars i've ever heard in my life 

pavlyuchenko!

like ur wishes just came true

Don't be myopic. . . . . .Arsenal can still win the title.
What the heck is wrong with you??
They still have Eduardo to come back and we all know he gets 40 goals a season.

some comic relief!

Ritchie
tell me the trophy u thnk u guys can win

UCL: NO WAY
Carling: That ur senile coach will field the undeaged muppets and when they meet Chelsea, they'll get pummelled
FA: nah!! we are gunning for that this season

Ritchie, seriously, u guys shld start preparing for next season

amsterdam tourney/emirates cup were our realistic targets this season, at least we got one!  

Heartless to say the least. U can Bleep a crying baby

an some more comic relief  

Dr Cristalz. . . . . .You are supposed to take care of these patients not laugh at them.
Rikkyjen has wired £40,000 to take care of HNIC, A-40, Ritchboy and Vieira.

sharrap!
remove my name from your list  
i said before a ball was kicked this season that arsenal have no chance of winning the league.so i'm not surprised by what is happening now.
i tried to tell debo but. . . . .
well now arsenals weaknesses stand out like bird shit on a black shoe!  
3rd at best in the league, maybe a domestic cup, thats the best we would do this season.

Have u now seen how crappy PES 2009 is??
Konami can never match FIFA. . . . . .They are too shallow to stay toe to toe with FIFA.
What nonsense?? They don't have Berbatov on United's squad. . . . .FIFA came out 3 weeks before PES 2009 and they had everyone listed.
Robinho @ Man City, Berbatov @ Man Utd and PES(in their sheer stupidity) forgot to update their schitzo!!!
Konami can kiss ma black ass. . . . . They are 'tards.

dont be lazy. . .
it takes 15 minutes to update the squads manually.
i wonder what you would do if man utd sign messi in january , start looking for fifa 2009.5?

pes rocks, fifa socks