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First it was "clitoris licking lips" now its "ass and butt licking tongues".
Like if LICKING wid ur LIPS wasnt bamboozlin' enuf. . . Someone has come up wid "OPENING UR TONGUE"

The remix

They tried to make me go to rehab i said no no no.
Jay z iz on the re

Dude,u need help.

i've seen at so many goals better than maradonas goal against england.but that goal would be considered better than em cos it was ARGENTINA vs ENGLAND in a WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL and it was scored by MARADONA.

@tope
i think ur computer is suffering from cancer of the screen.
If

EVRA IS THE BEST LEFT BACK IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And i'm sure wes brown is the best right back.

Tkb,
what did i tell u?Yup 2-0 TO THE ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tkb,

2-2? i dont see blackburn scoring two goals tonite especially wid the players that are missing.this is how i woulda pictured them scoring. . . .
MGP(arguably the best crosser in the EPL) whips in an inswinging cross from a set-piece and christopher samba(arguably the most dominant player in the air) powers in a header.
un fortunately, theyre both suspended

i predict 2-0 to the arsenal

Chacal,
clitoris licking lips? hmm i would like to see how a human being can LICK a clit with his LIPS    

erm,wats ur HONEST prediction for tonites game?

when i saw the title of this thread i was expecting to see unpopular songs by little known musicians.but now i'm seeing semi-popular songs by established musicians n i'm like WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?

anywayz,theres this new rap group called M.I.P. they got a song called "we no get shaking" and its bangin'.
anyone heard of em?

@jess
i tot u was like 17 or sumn.but i just saw ur profile
ur 13 friggin years old although u look more like an eight year old
now i wish i didnt say all that stuff


when u turn 14,hola at me,i promise to get u a barbie (or wateva it is 14 year old girls want)

i think theyre both equally important.although ronaldo gets more credit cos he scores more goals.rooney is a much more creative player.and although ronaldos goal ratio has improved this season, i think his all-round play has dipped a bit.for example he led the league in assists last season,this season i dont even see his name on the assists chart.

Tevez is different from the new generation?

when did i ever say that?please quote me when i did.trying to put words in my mouth in order to conceal your stupidity wont work.

You can never know the current Brazilian footballer of the year because without SUPERSPORT, u wouldn't have known about the EPL.

any slowpoke like yourself wid access to the internet can know who the brazillian player of the year is.

FYI, Kaka won it in 2002. . . Robinho in 2004. . . . .Romario in 2000. Great players like Careca, Zico, Taffarel have won it in the past.

so if great players have won it does that automatically mean its as prestigious as u make it to be?great players have also won the u-17 golden boot/ball.does that make it prestigious as well?

How can u say the FA Cup is the most prestigious domestic cup in England?
Are u this daft? Roaches in Iraq know the English Premiership is the most important title in England.
This is why Man Utd are currently the CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND. Chelsea are the current holders of the FA Cup . . .Can u show us where they are being regarded as the Champions?

your utter lack of knowledge is quite evident in the above comment.u don't even know the difference between LEAGUE and CUP football.well let me school u a bit.CUP competitions(i.e fa cup, carling cup,copa italia,copa del rey,ucl etc) are those which have "knock out" rounds while in LEAGUE football(i.e EPL,la liga, serie A etc) there are no "knock out" rounds. i said the fa cup is the most prestigious domestic cup competition.that means its more prestigious than the italian cup,spanish cup etc but not more prestigious than the epl cos the epl is not a CUP competition or the ucl because the ucl is not a domestic competition.
instead of properly understanding what i mean before u post u start runnin' your stinkin' mouth about shit u know nuttin about.

now for the last time. . . . STOP SNIFFIN' THE ASHES OF YOUR LATE FATHERS CREMATED COCK.its obviously not good for your health.

@jess
was dat suppose 2 b a verse?Ma 2 year old niece wud take u 2 d cleaners.
I know ur problem.U need a dikc btw ur legs.Maybe 4 inches to start wid.

RVP understudied for 3 years while the likes of Rooney, Ronaldo and Tevez became instant hits in their clubs.

rvp is INJURY PRONE and he understudied for LEGENDS like THIERRY HENRY and DENNIS BERGKAMP.
tevez became a starter instantly and so what? who is he benching? louis crap-ha and DOG gay zhou

Tevez won the award of the best footballer in Brazil in 2005

that award is equal to sea-horse shit.ok tell me who is the current holder of the award?it should give you an idea of how prestigious shitty the award is.

You are even comparing Copa Libertadores to FA Cup and UEFA cup? Are u insane?

ur the insane one.only a mad man would compare the FA CUP(the oldest/most prestigious domestic cup) to the copa libertadores

Tevez's team defeated AC Milan to win the intercontinental cup in 2003. Does that not tell u that the quality of Copa Libertadoes?

senegal defeated france at the 2002 world cup.i know ur brain has seen better days but can it do the math?

Until Van Persie wins Champion's league, Premiership title and PFA award, European footballer award(THRICE), Holland's best footballer award. . . . He should never ever be mentioned in the same breath as Carlos Tevez

in the year 2999 when they hand out the award for the "daftest comment of the millenium" the above statement will beat all the other nominees by 6 billion votes.
first of all how can u compare the UCL with the crapalibertadores?or the premier league with the crapzillian league or the european footballer of the year with the south crapmerican player of the year(which is given to players playing in south america only)?
secondly, using ur daft logic tevez is a better player than henry,dennis bergkamp,van nistelrooy etc cos they havent won the "Champion's league, Premiership title and PFA award, European footballer award(THRICE),"? hes also better than the new generation(rooney,torres,david villa) etc.
finally, i advise u again, STOP SNIFFIN' THE ASHES OF YOUR LATE FATHERS CREMATED COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cld be silly but it is " sillier" saying that it is  silly

what a silly statement.

are you guys serious his buyout clause his $1.5 million. una go starve o.

$1.5 million 

them wan pack go village?
isnt it sheer stupidity to raise that much money to pay off a coach when whoever comes in wont be any more successful?
even if they hire arsene wenger as head coach,alex ferguson as assistant and fabio capelllo/ottmar hitzfeld/carlo ancelotti/jose mourinho in the backroom staff they can't do sh*t as long as the NFA are still the ones pulling the strings.
its better they give the money to a "motherless babies home".

Who is he understudying? Adebayor that is younger than him or Walcott?

rvp understudy walcott?havnt i told u that sniffin the ashes of your late fathers cremated cock isnt good for your health?
rvp understudied henry and bergkamp, TWO OF THE GREATEST STRIKERS OF ALL TIME.
like i said before tevez is just lucky he played for SHITTY teams when he was young.if he joined ARSENAL when rvp did he would have been an UNDERSTUDY.

He has never won a place in the PFA team or the UEFA team or the ACN XI in his entire career and u mention his name with APACHE?

and what team has tevez won a place in?olympic under 23 XI right? i'm having a laugh.

In conclusion, Don't u ever in your moronic life compare APACHE(5 times Champion) to RVP

5 times champion of what? ugliest footballer of the year?rvp has won the uefa cup and the fa cup.those two trophies alone are more prestigious than all the junk tevez won in south america.
using your daft logic all the players who have won those shitty south american titles are better than rvp.

RVP that has never won a major title

in jackals delusional world the uefa cup and the fa cup arent "major titles" but the brazillian league and copa libertadores are.
although i'm not surprised since its coming from you.didnt you once say "uefa champions league qualifiers dont count as competitive games"?

@jess
i promise to battle you when you lose ur virginity.

chacal,
so u ran from the arsenal thread to this thread to spew ur nonsense? how pathetic.

The Arrow is comparing RVP and Kolo Toure's achievements to TEVEZ

kolo toure has won the EPL(as an "invincible" and the FA cup. those two trophies alone eclipse 9999999999999999999999999999999999 brazillian leagues/copa libertedores or wateva garbage trophies tevez has won.
rvp has won the uefa cup/fa cup.tevez would swap all the crap he won in south america for those two trophies in a heartbeat.

Van Persie that has never scored UP TO 14 goals in a single season in HIS ENTIRE CAREER as a professional player.

dont be such a 'tard.rvp is an injury prone player.and hes been used as an "understudy" for most of his career.unlike tevez who is NOT injury prone and has been a STARTER for most of his career.mainly cos hes played for shitty teams like boca juniors/corinthians/west ham/man utd et al.

There are more than 100 players in South America better than Kaka and Ronaldinho but they have no opportunities.

like who and who? fernandao? u think terrorizing defenders in a grade Y league is what makes you better than kaka?
a drunk insane mag-got is smarter than you.

Blimey . . . . . .Pato is just 18.  He is the best player in AC Milan as we speak

pato best player in AC Milan? i can see the trauma u suffered as a 3 year old as a result of your dog sexually assaulting u completely destroyed your mental progress.if u can't differentiate between the BEST PLAYER and the player with the MOST POTENTIAL then u need to see a neuro-surgeon.

the best players in these world play in South America.

what an utterly daft statement. give me the names of these players.

Van Persie's goals? How many of his goals have ever won the goal of the season?

i wonder how many tevez goals have won goal of the season.rvp's goals have won goal of the month.its no longer a secret that rvp scores the most spectacular goals in the EPL.if not in world football.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUifDy_FW0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30RlSZTYXrw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCepc7H8s1E

Go and see Tevez in Boca juniors and Corinthians and compare their skills

what skills? even a blind man knows rvp is 19 times more skillful than tevez.

Only an idiot will even compare an European player to a South American player

when they hand out the award for "daftest comment of the millenium" the above statement will beat all others by 6 billion votes.

The quality of players that have graced the South American continent will make European players green with ENVY.

what players? fernandao? i'm having a laugh.

the 2 greatest players that ever played footie were PELE n MARADONA. . . . .are they EUROPEANS?

the greatest golfer of all time is a BLACK man.can your lethargic brain do the math?

Mention one good player that hasn't won at least an individual award

u must be the biggest FOOL on this forum.so rvp isnt a "good" player?

He won the equivalent of EUROPEAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR in SOUTH AMERICA 3 times in succession

for CARLOS TEVEZ to win the award THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION when players like kaka and ronaldinho have been on fire just shows you how USELESS the award is.

Who cares the number of game RVP has played this season . . . . .How many goals did he score in the previous seasons when he was FIT?

so the number of games played arent relevant?how daft can you get?
he scored 13 goals last season and he wasnt FIT for about four months, u mentally handicaped doofus.

Tevez's individual awards consist of olympic golden boots, continental player of the year, best player in Brazilian league, etc.

olympic golden boot?i'm trying to figure out which is more prestigious.it or the golden boot chrisantus won last year.
continental player of the year? for CARLOS TEVEZ to win the award THREE TIMES IN SUCCESSION when players like kaka and ronaldinho have been on fire in those years just shows you how USELESS the award is.
best player in brazillian league? i'm lmao. ok, who is currently the best player in the brazillian league?it should give u an idea of how strong weak the league is.

Apache beats Van Persie hands down in terms of technical ability and wide array of skills

that is DEFINITELY the BIGGEST JOKE ive ever read.technical ability? skills?
what rvp can do wid the ball tevez cant even dream about.

do urself a favour. go and watch rvp's games or go to a video sharing site and search for "ROBIN VAN PERSIE".
when you do that i think you will get a better idea of what this GENIUS is capable of.

i'm signing out.

Tevez will command more transfer fee than RVP

says who? jackal?
if he does then its as a result of UNWARRANTED HYPE! darren bent commanded 16 million pounds,does that make him a better player than berbatov who was bought by the same team for 10 million pounds?

He has scored more goals than RVP this season despite this being RVP's 4th season.

are u this daft? how many games has rvp played this season?
compare their GOAL RATIOS and rvp beats tevez hands down,you chimpanzee faced hyena.

No single player in the EPL can touch Tevez's individual awards

what awards? first non brazillian to win player of the year in the brazillian league since 1976? i'm having a laugh.

Van Persie is yet to win a league title in his entire career

what bearing does that have on who the better player is? use ur brain for once.

Apache won gold medal/golden boot with the Argentina team at the last olympics.
He scored 8 goals to help Argentina win the olympic gold in 2004.

olympic games!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how pathetic.

Carlos Tevez won the south american player of the year thrice consecutively.

south american player of the year.what a GREAT honor

Something Drogba, Henry, Zidane or whoever in Europe has never done.

and i'm absolutely sure that makes him a better player than henry/drogba/zidane n the whole lot.

Tevez's deal to Corinthians was the biggest transfer deal ever in South American football.

and what bearing does it have? rio ferdinand is the most expensive defender in the EPL.

Blimey . . . .He was the 1st non-brazilian to win that award since 1976

and who gives a tiny rats ass?

No single player has won more than Tevez in the whole EPL as we speak today

am i the only one reading this garbage?

all the above accolades are equal to sea-horse shit.
when comparing players you look at how good the players in question are. and not "He was the 1st non-brazilian to win that award since 1976" or he was the first player to climb mount everest and yiddi yaddi yadda.

that being said, tevez is not as good as rvp.only a delusional man utd fan like urself can utter such sheer gibberish.

Carlos Tevez is the next best thing in South America.

thats a joke right?

Besides . . . .why should we compare the records now when Van Persie is playing in his 4th season at ARSENAL.
This is APACHE'S 1st season at Man Utd so we can only compare them based on the past and the present.

don't be such a 'tard.using your daft logic tevez is better than drogba because he struggled in his first two seasons with chelsea.

The stats i showed u were his starts not subs  . . . . . . . .I don't print what i don't know.

if u can't give me a link then your stats are as real as santa clause or big-foot.

No player in the present ARSENAL squad has won more than Carlos Tevez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yet another blatant lie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what exactly has tevez "won"? has he won more than gilberto or lehmann or gallas or toure?
tevez and rvp arent in the same league mate.take a look at some of rvp's goals and get back to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCepc7H8s1E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUifDy_FW0


carlos who?

Lol
i'm willing to pay 22naira 50kobo(not negotiable)
what say yo

Chacal,
only an IDIOT would say tevez is beta dan RVP.
Most of those appearances u listed were as a substitute.And how much of a bearing do they have?Were trying to determine who the beta player is NOW and ur bringing up records from the time of noah.Look at rvp's goal ratio THIS SEASON and compare it to tevez'.
Tevez is just a product of unwarranted english hype(after he supposedly "rescued west ham from relegation".
i'm browsing on my fone now,i would have posted links of rvp videos so ur elfin eyes would see dat rvp is pure MAGIC.
Tevez? Not even in the same league.

How many goals have the HOLY TRINITY scored this season?

holy trinity ma ass.it should read "holy ronaldo" because if you take away his goals u realise just how phony the trinity is.

We are done spreading the goals . . . .We did that last season and we have changed the way we play now.
Since we all know United is always 6 steps ahead of Arsenal . . .I am not surprised Arsenal is copying what we did last season by spreading the goals.

arsenal copied united? don't be such a 'tard. i wont be suprised if u think SAF invented the 4-4-2 formation.

Robin Van Persie? He has only scored once against Man Utd in about 4 seasons. . . .This guy is super hot.

and how many times has he played against man utd during that period?
RVP is 10 times better than that half man half chimpanzee called carlos tevez.

Chacal,
you have obviously been sleeping with the queen of the coast

you need deliverance

let us pray

A-40,
why argue wid jackal?His brain has seen beta days.
Fabregas has 12 GOALS(total) and leads the league wid 12 ASSISTS.
Only an ignoramus wud compare him to anderson who is YET TO SCORE IN ANY COMPETITION.I dont know how many assists he has(how wud i wen i dont c his name on the charts?)
wait a sec. . . . . . . .
his name just poped up in the "i havnt scored a single goal this season" category. along wid sum oda losers like hargreaves,carrick,j.s park,fletcher etc.