₦airaland Forum

u dare insult ur master?

for that, give me 100 frog-jumps, 1,000 sit-ups, 10,000 jumping-jacks, 100,000 push-ups, & 1,000,000 kisses

EFCC get forensic team?

mukina2:
why didnt i start Marin

i hope my other players do well today or else na to sell them again

u mean u had a player worth 7 parked on the bench?

Mukinatu, you haven't been paying attention in my class

oya, kneel down and raise up your hands

Ibime:
Ive already gone ahead and made 3 transfers so you have room to manouvre. I know Fenibeso will grant me victory regardless. I have already consulted the Egweme about it.

i'm going to need visual evidence. . . 3+ transfers = defeat, ask A-40

who be Egweme?

dayokanu:
Una wan make I join?

no be u be Kaiser FC? or who is that currently third from bottom?

I had Evra in my fantasy team throughout last season and I know that 80% of his assists were from mishit shots cos I watched him closely.

mukina2:
From gay lords to thugs shiorr SMH

Hell's kitchen
watchout for my Loffer Modou Ceesay, hin go finish cheksli

considering the fact ur other loffer is a fantasy waste pipe, i think i'll pass

too_soon:
my team(Jet Bombers) is ready for the UEFA Europa Fantasy league
where are the codes

feel free to create a league for Nairaland fantasy europa league. . . as for me, EPL/UCL don do.

u can even go the whole 10 yards and create, la liga, serie a, bundesliga, fa cup, carling cup, glo premier league, et al

chamotex:
The table doesn't lie mate.
I'm sure you checked the wong score

perhaps i did

but FC Wendoworld must be cursing their luck. . . how could they possibly still be pointless after copping that many points?

goke313:
after you guys kept me out the EPL fantasy league, i'm in the UEFA CL

which guys?

Besides, i can still throw you out

mukina2:
defeat Mend FC and i'll let you marry my great grand-daughter

Mend FC is toast. . . just put the lady on a plane will ya!

Comparative analysis of both teams shows that MEND FC and Wakawiki FC are closely matched.

this is only so cos Wakawiki FC is in transition after getting up to speed with how the game ACTUALLY works

the only dilemma is whether to complete the transition this gw and face the points deduction or stick to my current policy of one at a time.

Mubz has been put to the sword. . . up next for slaughter, MEND FC. Hope they put up a better fight

whats your league table position again?

y'all stole the march on me before i learned the rules of engagement. . .

by this time next monnth, you'll be the one admiring my backside

touch fire first

have you forgotten where i reside?

dayokanu:
Who was the victim of Wolfgang KaiserMunich this week?

word on the street is Kaiser FC were undressed by TBOOGIE.

Under no circumstances should News from Tribalfootball be taken seriously

dude, it's all over the internet. or are you suggesting tribalfootball fabricated those jay-z quotes?

but FC Wendoworld is currently 4 points ahead of you na

i don troway your own tey tey

P.S. are u up for fantasy ucl? i need more familiar butts to kick

Cristalz:
In your biased dreams.

u dare defy my crystal ball?

Man Utd 3-3 Rangers

JAY-Z: Beyonce happy for me to buy into Arsenal

Jay-Z has again declared plans to buy into Arsenal.

The rapper insists that he and wife Beyonce Knowles would even move to London so he could be "involved in the decision-making" alongside septuagenarian chairman Peter Hill-Wood

He said: "We would have to spend much more time in London. Bey knows how much I love sports and has known about my interest in Arsenal for a while.

"I never want to be a back-seat investor. I want to be on the board, involved in the decision-making, I'm at the stage of my career where I am ready for another investment like this.

"I have really got into soccer over the last 10 years and I've been saying for some time I want a percentage of Arsenal."

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Someone tell hov we dont need an American millionaire on our board right now

^^^ hehehe, how is ur player selection going? i heard it can be a fat bi@ch. . .

if u need help, dial 0800-RICHBOY, toll-free

^^^ Sharrap! Muki is one of my numerous promising pupils

P.S. How Market? I heard special-agent Silvestre copped his first clean sheet in 10 years against Bayern. . . is it true??

I've put together a killer squad

una don enter one chance

now all i need is more victims. . .

mukina2:
dayo

i wan buy muller and butt dem dey ok?

or make i buy olic

Game never kick off, Muki don dey seek 3rd party advice. . .

If u like buy Maradona and Pele, i'll still school you in ucl fantasy

mukina2:


am keeping Yaya for one more gw, if he does not get me more points , i'll sell him

Reina copped me 7 today

Foster also copped me 7

Dunne should score tommorow and just nor cop cards

I foresee missed penaltie[b]s[/b], owngoal[b]s[/b], & red[b]s[/b]

you are still behind me

Mind the gap

I'm loving the view of ur behind

can i touch it?

grand tourismo?? damn i hate em. . .  i hate racing games. .  mahn. .

I'm a bonafied speed merchant!

Besides, Forza is starting to get boring. Maybe the Kinect functionality would spice it up a bit. . .

and btw the facts remain unchanged. i.e Rosicky is average at best, most arsenal fans are delusional and retarded (yourself included),

describing someone who thinks Rosicky is "average at best" as 'delusional' and 'retarded' is like giving him a medal then patting him on his back. . .

Arsene wenger is a bonafide pedo and the club hasn't won a trophy for over half a decade. now go hug a transformer if you have a problem

read this junk again and tell me you've made sense. what does Wenger being a bonafide pedo and the other rubbish you typed up there have to do with this discourse?

as usual, you have failed to say anything remotely meaningful.

***this is the part you start tying more nonsense***

Mobinga:
i'm on eflc now
i wasn't impressed by the review of starcraft . Ign gave it 9. . . But the game aint my kinda game

EFLC was so last year. . . still, it's probably the best DLC ever.

Starcraft aint exactly my kind of game either, i guess that's why i haven't found time for it yet, if ever.

waiting (begging) all game developers to release more games. . .Sadly ain't no dope game around the corner

No dope PC game around the corner you mean
I have two words for you: Halo Reach!

It leaked last month, but is officially out in a couple days. It's MASSIVE!

How do you survive without an Xbox360?

GT5 is drawing closer too. . .

dipo2much:
^^

as expected, like other alumni of anti-arsenal grammar school,u eventually resort to typing utter gibberish.
Even dayokanu,the best ever graduting student of 'AGS' is in hiding.  tho u were never thought,u shuld learn to give credit,dude

Jalether = Dayokanu wannabe. . . it's sad, really.

Dayokanu himself would testify to Rosicky's genius if he's as passionate a follower of the Bundesliga as he claims.

Rosicky clearly is one of the most underrated midfielders in world football,and I must admit that arsenal being trophyless for so long is the major reason. He is clearly a midfied maestro. I like xavi,but even xavi cant do a rosicky on the czech's day.

Rosicky's technique is unrivaled. . . But injuries haven't helped his cause at all. Just imagine what he could have done during those 18 months he was out. Only people who never watched him play at Dortmund can under-rate him. The man is a genius!

as per Kos,why are my felloe gooners been so blind to this guy's goodies. all of the critic comments here,none included that he got a fought-for goal. His mistake cost us,but he is so composed,matured and constructive on the ball. He was dazed by a knock,the same kinds stuff that made agger stagger like a drunk but kos contained the shock well. The guy in my opinion is VERY COMPETENT.

co-sign 100%. He barely put a foot wrong. If that ONE mistake didnt lead to a goal, then maybe the critics would remember he actually put us in front.

Squillaci didnt disappoint either.

Gibbs played SO WELL. I fear for clichy

I see Gibbs displacing Clichy within the next 2 years. Is he the new Ashley Cole?

Hopefully the competition would inspire Clichy to recapture his 07/08 form. No one has ever really threatened to take his spot.

Mobinga:

I've done about 23gb so far
i'm still doing SC::Conviction

Finished Conviction about a month ago. . . not bad at all.

Have you tried out Starcraft? The setup has been sitting on my desktop for two weeks now, haven't even installed it.

ogagusps3:
^^^^^ Waste of bandwidth
But anyhow, I've pulled about 45gb on anime alone since IWP madness started

are you Japanese?

Trust you are up to the task

Ibime na local champion. . . he cant cut it on the big stage

@Ritchboy
Frog no be toad nau or how you go dey list Tottenham and City as our rivals?

Tottenham = LOCAL rivals. . .

Man City? please forgive me

@hnic I was actually hailing to the pass like we had scored. Mozart is on another level!

the most talented midfielder in the league by far!

I wish i had played you this week

i wish my girlfriend had bigger breasts

btw am selling Yaya again, dude got only 2 points

same ish last GW. . . ur loffer na waste-pipe

how i wish i had made Adam my capitani

i wish i were king of the universe