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And now for some much needed comic relief:

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Ibime:
You better pray O'Shea scores tomorrow. I told you Fenibeso always keeps his promise, even if I make 100 transfers.

I broke protocol and made more than one transfer. . .
How VdV take get MOTM?

PS: Wakawiki FC is an immeasurably useless team 

See this hopeless Kazakhstani muppet. . . all i need is O'Shea bagging a cleansheet + goal and Wakawiki FC is home and dry

A-40:
Kai! Miserable does not even begin to explain this week

what do you expect when you make ten transfers every week?

Your current points total is -28

Eastbay:
?TEKRAM WOH

COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my lawyers go soon deal with you

make i go play Halo Reach jorrrrrr

chamotex:
Good point!
Rozzi shoulda buried that penalty and it would have been over.
I think they actually played better with 10 men
A draw is a fair result.

Rosicky's lack of composure in front of goal is the one thing that has always undermined his genius.
I think Nasri was the best candidate out there to take the spot kick.

Meanwhile, i hope Cesc's injury is short-termish cos the treatment table is already looking like it could use a fifth leg.

A draw is probably a fair result in the end.

disaster

8 minutes plus stoppage time, can we hang on?

no comment!

Hal Time.

I expect DEMAND much better after the break

I dont like the way this game is going. . .

Ok, so who are we 'deleting' 

1. BeberCairLevantar

2. ??

3. ??

This Just In:

#the "little boy" playing in the saturday league is actually Ibime's lover

#Ibime has been spotted in Heathrow fleeing the country amid allegations of having sexual intercourse with a minor

#Mend FC couldn't be reached for comments at the time of this release

STOP PRESS

As the tranfer deadline draws closer, Sir Ritchboy MBE, manager of Wakawiki FC, was asked about his thoughts on the upcoming clash with MEND FC as he left the team hotel in his Bugatti Veyron.

"It's a massive game", he said. "But we are a massive team".

"I think both sides are closely matched, perhaps we just edge it."

When asked about his relationship with Ibime, manager of MEND FC, he simply replied: "I don't like that nigga", before speeding off.

Catch all the action live on Sky Sports 1 & HD1.

Feasy,

abeg, who and who should be thrown out of the league?

i just realised teams already entered into the head to head league cant be removed. if we want them out, we'll have to delete the head to head league then create another one starting from matchday 2

ritchboy:
i challenge you to name these sacred players who have the POTENTIAL to come close to Messi.

This is the part y'all start running for cover. . .

as expected, Ibime and his band of merry mor0ns cant come up with a name to save their lives. . .

instead, Ibime is drifting towards "no active player can be as good as Messi because none can control the ball as quickly"

how does this sound

"no other player can be as good as Xavi cos no other player can pass like he does"

"no other player can be as good as Walcott cos no other player is as quick as he is"

"no other player can be as good as Zigic cos no one is as tall as he is"

"no other player can be as good as Sagna cos no other player is quite as ugly"



I laugh in html

Ibime thinks he can maneuver his way out of this with his O level grammar  

A punk of wavering disposition claimed that Wenger had frittered away Velas potential by deploying him on the wing. If such decisions were the bane of his footballing progress, Messi should be kicking his heels on the bench decrying Rijkaards decision to also play him on the wing and providing a litany of excuses comparable to those trotted out as causative of Velas stunted progress.

mugu, different players are more adept at playing different positions. u must be an absolute m0ron for making the statement above.

so if player a(Vidic) will struggle on the right wing, while player b(Nani) will thrive there, player a(Vidic) is therefore useless? Ibime must be a synonym for F00L!
in any case, tell me how many times you've seen Messi play on the LEFT WING(where Wenger has frequently deployed Vela? DOOFUS!!!

One cannot feign surprise that other nincompoops of Arsenal persuasion have sought to paint my previous statements as meaning that footballers are born great and do not grow into greatness. Whilst a lot can be said for the intransmutability of genius, this is a patently false depiction of my argument.

see this olodo trying to be clever, were you not the imbecil3 who typed this piece of gibberish:

The day Messi made his debut, the likes of Ronaldinho and Xavi stood in awe applauding a delectable piece of skill executed by Messi. Messi was never potential. [size=13pt]He was instantly the best player in his team the minute he made his debut[/size]

that statement alone is damning proof of ur unrivaled buffoonery.

However, I will have these nincompoops know that the ability to control the ball at highest speed, flicking between feet (as exhibited by Messi and Maradona in particular) is a skill that no other footballer known to us today can emulate, even with 100 hours practice per week. This is touch which must be honed from childhood and must be evident on debut. It is this dame natural touch which Messi exhibited in 2005 which forms the bedrock of his play. These are not skills you learn such as stepovers etc exhibited by the likes of Ronaldo. If you don't have this quick feet touch by age 16, you will never have it.

and dribbling at 100mph is now the primary and single most important measure of the overall quality of a footballer? It is apparent ur IQ is at par with the length of your d1ck expressed in kilometers. That is roughly 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

mukina2:
na me nor comot me oh

mad girl

Debosky,

according to Ibime, Messi was already the best player in the world as at 24 June 1987(the day he was born) since he was "never potential"

I'm still waiting for him and his gang of half-wits to come and tell us the players that have the potential to be as good as Messi, though i'm probably waiting in vain.

dayokanu:
Who mentioned Ozil here? can we see the quote? When we say GAYYners are delusional, Do you need any more evidence. When you begin to hear voices then there should be a justified cause for concern

Definition of DELUSION
1: the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
2a : something that is falsely or delusively believed or propagated

Soon you would claim you heard someone mention Papiluwe and Zebrudaya

if simple sarcasm is too much for you to comprehend, go and get an adult education.

Tell us the players with messi-like potential and stop yarning nonsense.

dayokanu:
Carlos vela, Jack Wilshere, Gilles Sunu, Mike Randalls, Nordvelt, Lansbury, Almunia, Fabregas, Henry, WenGAY, SolCampbell, Wankott, Usmanov, Aliko Dangote, Owusu Abeyie, Arturo Lupoli, Diaby, Djourou, Karbasiyoon even Emirate stadium all have the potential to be Messi

this is just a pathetic attempt to avoid making urself look an even bigger idi0t than u already do.

Since all you mor0ns have concluded Vela will never be or even come anywhere near as good as Messi, i challenge you to name these sacred players who have the POTENTIAL to come close to Messi.

This is the part y'all start running for cover. . .



Wait a minute, did i just hear someone say Ozil? I laugh in php

dayokanu:
Just huffing and puffing as usual, Let them play Barcelona, Chelsea, Real or Bayern and watch them moaning as usual

abeg, remove ur useless club from that list sharpish.

Bayern Munich of all shitty teams? Why not Zilina?

hehehe, what did i miss?

Ibime,
name as many players as you can you think have the potential to be as good as Messi OR COME CLOSE.

others are also welcome to participate

HNIC:
and he spent the entire summer looking for a Goalie.
Chavs obviously speak through holes in their bodies and it's obviously not their mouths

chic2pimp:
Oi boy I tire ooo ahn ahn . Vela scored a goal even my Grandma woulda scored and suddenly he has the potential to be as good as Messi. Koscielny had a good game suddenly he becomes Jurgen Kohler,Baresi and Vierchwood rolled into one. Kilode?

I have been saying the same ish for like two years now, get a clue.

Your grandmother must be Marta

dayokanu:
Sogologobangoshie!!!!!!!!!

GAYYners never dissappoint

potential is the key word. . . is it my fault your English is as bad as my Swahili?

Ibime:
You can check me transfer history. . . . never mind A-40, the oracle tells me different

i believe the transfer history only displays transfers preceding the last deadline.

FYI, i've been feeding the oracle fabricated info. . .

AW almost ruined Vela's career by playing him wide. . .

I reckon he's one of the very few players out there with the potential to be as good as Messi or at least come close.

BeberCairLevantar has till this time tomorrow to identify himself here b4 getting kicked out

Feasy,

see why we shouldnt have put the codes here? you owe me 3 points

feasy1:
Market aint looking too good,

Kalou or na Ancelotti wan turn me to bad manager overnight

hahaha, 83 points so far for Wakawiki FC. . . by the time the auto subs are processed, it'll be 89. Who's yer daddy?

my only regret is not making Cesc captain, if i did, we woulda been looking at like 100 points

Muki,

How Market?

Cesc is an absolute monster of a player. . .

If Barca want him next season, they better offer their stadium + $1Billion CASH!!!!!!!!!!

As far as i'm concerned, we are currently watching the best midfielder on earth.

Don't you just love The Arsenal?

CEsc puts it away. . . 1 nil to The Arsenal