₦airaland Forum

Savedday2:
What did u expect? I[b]f not that I fear God, [/b]I would have say "death to all SIMP"!

The worst thing to happen to any man is to marry a 9ja girl.

If u are considering marrying/taking a 9ja girl abroad, kindly abort plan now! They are only good for ashawo work and use & dump. All of them.

What bloody Jewish god do you fear?

OlawaleBammie:
I was on my own jejely thinking about my life when my landlord called me to inform me that one man want to seel this slithering chicken.

My landlord: Wale u sabi chop?
Me: yes ofcourse.. na chicken na.
Me: Oga how much?
Him: 3k
My landlord: E cheap ooh
Me: E no cheap..e too cost. Oga make I give you 2k
Him: put 500.
Me: Uanded over the 2k and took my chicken home.

By God you're an infidel

And why wouldn't they be happy when they've succeeded in murdering other people and stealing their land?

sreamsense:
Even your phone and education you received is a product of white man. There is nothing like Sango/Ogun or Irunmole University of Science and Technology where you can boast you graduated from. In that context, you are a slave to white man and christian civilization that brought education and civilization to Nigeria.

White men did not force you to become christian, they only pointed it to you that is real and superior to idol worshipping. As a sensible human, you can then approach Jesus Christ to find out if he is real or not. Jesus is more than real. He is very real! If you humble yourself now and call his name to reveal himself to you before tomorrow morning. He will do that with love and forgiveness that brings true peace into your life. Stop repackaging idolatry using white man technology and social media invention. Stop mingle culture with idolatry, they are distinct.

Light of Christ has come, darkness and idolatry must disappear. Christianity remains most populous, most educated, richest and holder of world power today because God of Christians and Jews made it so despite many oppositions from Islamic terrorism and power of darkness. Stop following relegated idolatry, join people with hope of eternity with Christ after death. Jesus is the only one that died and rose again and still alife now as earlier prophesied, and holds the key of life and death in his hands.

All other prophets and Irunmole never come close, they all died like normal human-beings. If you humble yourself now and quietly call on Him to have mercy on you and reveal himself to you if he is real, he will do that to you because he is alife and hears you. He hears all human languages, you don't need to restrict yourself to Arabic language. He is your creator that gives you language and tongue, you don't need to learn Arabic before you can talk to him because he is not a local God that is restricted to Saudi. Someone who creates you can hear you in your own mother tongue

All I hear is the ranting of the worshipper of a dead Jewish guy

nairalanda1:
The whitey has also become the slave of a group of middle easterners.

Taking your analogy to the logical end.

And now the black muslims are also slaves to their Arabian masters. Their bitch just like you

Learner247:
If the Jesus being talked about here is Jesus the Anointed one, then you are comparing the living with the dead.

The day you know The Anointed one, the God incarnate truly, that day you will realise that he cannot be compared to anything! Just like darkness does not struggle at the instance of light, so the deity you mentioned will naturally bow out at the instance of the mention of Christ'name - Christ doesn't even need to appear.

Jesus Christ is the Saving God in human flesh.

How can a Jewish man who lived 2 thousand years ago be my creator? Someone who is not even alive today. Dead and buried. How does that make any sense?

sreamsense:
If he is not more powerful, the babalawos and Ogun worshippers whom majority of them are now pastors and children of God now and threw away their Ogun idols and other idols would not have been possible if not because they found the power of Jesus superior to that of your Ogun idols. Ogun lakaaye and sango could not harm true followers of Christ as many converts from idol worshippers to Jesus followers burnt their idols to ashes and threw many into rivers and run to Jesus for protection.

Idols that could not deliver our forefathers from being enslaved in the face of white men guns. Even Ogun and sango were captured, enslaved and transported and they couldn't cause accident or cause thunder to reign on white men enemies. Paganism remained most populous before in south west, but today Christianity has taken over, and remains most populous in south west of Nigeria because many adherents and followers of idols before now turned to Christ and remain in Christ because they find Jesus superior to your idols.

You better come and join people that have seen the light of Christ. Those that threw away their inherited idols into the rivers or burnt Ogun/sango to ashes, and pitch their tents with Christ Jesus. Jesus is God! No controversies. Jesus is full of love and compassion! !! You will always enjoy being with him

And now you've become the white man's slave, his bitch

Isn't he right? The witch is a confirmed yahoo girl na

While we call him T-pain the ex drug lord

Desperate Southern Nigerian hookers. Bitches that you all are

Nobody wants to talk here cos either their tribe nor religion isn't affected. Typical of Southern Nigerians

Na only north get born throw away

Peng12345:
If I were in Abuja I will gladly join his ministry

So we still have stupid people in Nigeria. I never knew

The ex drug dealer is stealing from us in order to pay his CIA masters. We must kick him out just like we did Jonathan

Absolute nonsense! So It's actually possible to pay bribes to their god

EshjayLee:
This people will not stop until they carried out their evil plans. Whenever any African is breaking boundaries, it turned a taboo for them.

The guy is a criminal joor

AfonjaConehead:
See your life?!

When sane people were talking and warning,you and your fellow rANUS ronus were at the ready to attack and curse and attack attack attack ..but now see ya life?!

Where's my friend lzaa?

You don't know what you're talking about.

Not if he refuses to team up with other opposition parties

chatinent:
Hi,
I wouldn't really think I am coping. I'd rather say I am surviving.


So let's do this again...


Hello fellow survivors, how e don bi?

Please this post has no regards to the incarnates who support a bad govt of any kind. I don't care whether the person is your father, uncle, tribesman or whether the person is YOU. If you have a problem with this post, DM me let's meet and fight.

Back to my sapastle...

On electricity and fuel generator, my solar system I bought when things were cheaper has been a life saver as though to a drowning child.

These days, you don't need a timetable for food. The food times you whenever it comes without a traffic delay.

On transport, the interval and way my eyes rotates between the road paths and the fuel gauge could be added to the CV as a professional security role in a security job.

I was also robbed recently and I could tell you for a fact that if those robbers were ever caught, I'd be glad to apply for the hangman's role. I mean, chief you and I dey suffer, why you come rob me cart away my devices? That's you time-travelling me to six years ago. I don't even want to talk about how inconsiderate the NPF was during the police report..

Anyways, couple of days ago, I misplaced my ₦200 and I had to trek back to look for it. I convinced myself the only reason I went back was because it was a newly minted note. The hidden gem was actually because that money bi like ₦200k that moment. The currency has a special place in my heart.

Since I am a freelancer, I work from home ..but shuttle to my other places of business, and trust me when I say that the leg is a gift from God.

Wifey has been very supportive too.. I mean, what could I have done without her this period where even mamaput prices are for the knights and Nobel men? Or visiting Crunches and Chicken Republic ? When I no bi Arthur Pendragon!

Nigeria is in an all time pain. You'll be working hard but it's like you are hardly working. And if you don't get a dollar gig where you can convert to Naira, you are left with a murmur of lamentations for yes, the Naira is valueless in Nairaland.

Whenever I am closing my gate, I happen to hear a child always cry to its mother...clearly hunger. Oga, abi you no know things don hard? I mean, this child would cry until he begins to digest the balls of catarrh coming down like waterfalls down his face like the six-lane Epe expressway. Out of pity at a point, I shared my last card, giving the sum directly to the boy, of course in the presence of his fam. I forgot sth at home and when I returned, they had cooked jollof rice. The aroma was so nice that if not for home training, I could have been beseeching them for a fetch. 😋😋 The next day, the small boy now comes around the gate to wait and I try to roger with whatever I got...but had to make long stops later because I was naw becoming afraid to visit my gate again if I had nothing to offer. Small chief, no bi so naw. Na so you dey do? Why you dey threaten me?

And those saying Buhari's era was better. Don't angry me! Buhari's era was hard! Tinubu's era is harder! There's no betterment being ruled by misery

The Air Conditioners in my house are basically for aesthetic designs these days. My DSTv may be filled with webs, who knows? I buy shared logins for Netflix and other subs I need. My 365 Personal I bought last year is still active. Thank Almighty I had paid fully for the Windows Activation and bought all tools last year on annual subscription. What I fear is its expiration.

Bag of rice I bought days ago was ₦100k, and I am also using it for as a gym equipment. I can't pay ₦100k and tolerate its idleness.


Since I also sell shoes, I have also acquired newer skills on maintaining one slippers for longer periods.


It's a Corolla, baby. So don't be surprised to see me in the park as your special bolt driver to anywhere in Nigeria. Just you, air condition, and your money you will give you me for your service.

Omo, wetin I wan talk? With the way agents are renting people's houses eh! How can rent be "₦600k, caution ₦100k, Tenant agreement ₦100k, agent fee ₦250k, settle me with what you have." You could have kuku bring your gun and killed me naw, pastard.

I really like your narrative about the things Nigerians are going through from your personal experiences. The only problem I have with it is the bolded. Something can't be harder than another without the other being easier. Buhari's regime was certainly bad but more tolerable

We've already had this pointless discussion on nairaland far back in 2016.

foliman:
It baffles me when these people think we are their sacrificial lambs.

You migrated all your kids out of Africa not even Nigeria o, and you expect the common man not have a good taste of life in the diaspora, keep fooling around.

Nigerian youth lost hope already!

There is no good life for everyone in the diaspora

Prayers are a totally useless approach to tackle worldly problems. God doesn't even pay any attention to all your empty prayers. Any society that puts religion over science will always be a backward society. A typical example is the Nigeria we have today

Tinubu is gradually pushing Nigerians into poverty. What a satanic man he truly is

AFONJAmiracle:
Yes

What’s your point?

What country? Cos a black man living in a white dominated society cannot make that kind of statement

AFONJAmiracle:
Sharap

Nothing you Islamist can do to stop trump

You guys always know evil

Have you ever lived outside Nigeria in a white man's country?

gidgiddy:
Dike-dioramma! Ikemba! Eze Igbo gburu-gburu!

When all others chose the easy route of bowing in slavery to the North, you chose the difficult route of fighting for your freedom like a man

When all others chose the neo-colonial maxim known as 'one Nigeria', you declared our independence and fought for three years to defend it

And even though your fight for freedom did not work out, history has since proved you right, 'one Nigeria' is today the disaster you predicted it would be

Keep resting in the Lord, eternal freedom fighter!

A little point of correction. He was a Lt.Col and not a General. You can take time out and google the pictures from his funeral. He was buried with a Lt.Col's insignia

abbey621:
My village na Lagos and I own 4 properties and my papa owns 12, if I dey talk about hunger no be for people like me. Save your response for your fellow paupers!

Your father owns properties and yet you're still complaining about the price of basic foodstuff. You and and your father must be paupers. Tell your old man to buy land and give you a hoe to farm it

GOFRONT:
.......And a drug pusher has conveniently bought his way to the Seat of Power in Aso rock villa. No Law talk about sentence him to death penalty due to his affairs in drug dealing.....

But an ordinary street child who protest cos of hardship is being given a death sentence...

Life no just wan balance at all even tho you place life on an altar

Former drug dealer. Get your facts straight

abbey621:
If you think it is expensive, you sef start farming and growing your food, na the difference between the whites/Asians and black African people be this.......Una see problem and would rather complain than to solve it!

Most of una in the North have lands available, fertile for crops and yet simple foods like beans and yam dey suffer una......No be juju be that? I can understand Southerners and our lazy, spoiled attitude but Northerners have ZERO excuse! Grow your own damn foods or risk higher food prices eventually leading to starvation!

But you lazy arse southerner have an excuse ba? My friend get off your lazy arse and stop complaining.Your father has enough land in your village to grow crops

MightySparrow:
These pentecostals shaa. This is already a Lord not a servant of Jesus. He is serving his belly

Please what does OPM stand for?