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BMC is quite lucrative from the looks of it

Haaaaaaaaaaa!

Nigerian men, we must stand United on this matter if not ladies will start dictating how many thrusts per minute/ second, how fast or slow you cum.

If u come quick, your a jew and if u don't it's rape. Them sex dolls making more sense every day!

Just banter

4. Be collecting 30k-50k per day on Tinder

Modified:.. been getting PMs and mentions to explain.
It was a joke, that's why I said banter.

It's runs girls that do that on Tinder, so unless you are one, it's not for you.

People just want to talk, in Nigeria? Will be more surprised if he actually resigned,

In this recession? Na only my P she go receive

Tell her asap

Start by telling her you have another family

When she stops shouting, tell her you were joking then that you're 8 years younger.

She will take it well

Lol

Small thing

Here's "Vinnie the Goat Jones" holding Gascoignes own


Area father!

After yabbing her for two years straight,

Nairaland boys when they hear she is on heat

U guys better make up and throw back to P Square

Is it me or is Peter cropped out of that second pic (maybe next to the second girl)

Either dat or na strong man from time

Singer is forming... imagine the guy with the money walked away, itll have been tears.

Anyways na so our girls dey do. When she Don tire na "I'll soon be going o" person go hear

Buhari is a security concern

When they failed in their area of specialization. Cant maintain light, it's this one they will maintain.

Rubbish. Report Lastma to Lastma.

My 3 step program

Get a dangerous pet that you can train e.g. snake or baby Rottweiler

Train said pet

Have it in the car when Lastma want to enter your car or chook hand

RIP! So sad

One day, Africa will be proud again.

He got her contact from that ashewo beer parlour page here. Just like Isaac Success

Naija boys!

Stupid girl has a complex!!!
I learnt lessons from that write up, so did others

Build your network, don't hide information from your friends/colleagues, follow your instinct, more experienced doesn't mean they are right, never be limited by your age... and so on

But she can't comprehend only seeing the lavish parts and not the part that's meant to be learnt.

All that long write up n all she saw was townhouse, switzerland and the flashy part. I call it an olosho ear filter, only hears money/ parole and not the work behind.

I wonder what her own article is trying to achieve, make people feel they can't get rich if they aren't connected?

If that article has given more reasons to achieve, ignore her. You don't have to be rich/privileged to succeed!

Let her waste her time saying rubbish

Maybe she didn't pass the auditions. Let people live their lives

Need to show my babe this article. Especially with Val coming. In this new regime I cannot spend anyhow. So instead of Vals date, we will stay at home n watch champions league

People will rush to criticize but lost theirs due to peer pressure alone

Hahaha

after all the noise

Buhari be like

When the thing goes quack, quack, quack, your mans was ducking.

2 bedroom FLAT

Na wa... no need to suck, just put your head in the middle and be playing with it.

Nope.. just more soakaways getting full

When the girls face and mouth should be bent like folded paper.. you are not doing it well, they be like just do and finish

Obviously a weak man. She was probably motivating him to hit it harder.

Normally to let us know our options

Whether to cum inside, on body, face, to swallow or just spray