naijaboy756:
Na wa o

For few minutes pleasure you are going to spend many months in Jail

Many months ba wo..

The church is marching on.


The Devil and Mr Freezer right now:

Who else saw the name of a Hotel on the t-shirt of the guy on the left?

I guess it's the name of their hotel.

Op, biko, you mentioned Akwaibom there....Please show me Akwaibom names here. Behave o



Happiness Daniel, Favour Nkume and Glory Ewelike- as well as nine underage girls.

The underage girls gave their names as their names as Chisom Onyekwere, Chinonso Okoro, Stella Emmanuel, Gift Wada, Chidinma Emmanuel, Tracy Favour, Success Onu, Comfort Francis, Njoku Divine, Destiny Chibuike and Amanda Chima.

Little wonder Nigeria was adjudged the worst place to be born.

Can EFCC and the courts do the needful already?

This kid is so disruptive and a threat to public safety and peace

Since you guys have finally woken up, Bubu will also wake up one day for good governance.

prince985:
Any small thing somebody posts now is "clout chasing". Nowadays someone cannot post on his/her own social media in peace again without being accused of "clout chasing"

The irony of the whole matter is that they always use the word 'clout' in a very wrong context.

Improve on your QC. It's Atalanta, not Atlanta.

Little things like this matter.

Mike fighting so hard to become the next Charly boy but whosai..

Very uncomfortable poses.

Instead of calling emergency services , you clowns are clicking your cameras for social media craze.

LASEMA in Lagos would have responded and handled this nicely.

GuestLog:
I don tire for this matter.

Who wan sidon diaa shud dance to whatever music SA are playing and stop complaining. After all there was free flight to return home and face this government Nigerians voted but noooo!

You voted Buhari and ran out of Nigeria, God is judging all of you abroad.

You sound like an uncivilized fellow. Were you at the polling booth when they casted their ballot? You need to learn to shut that trap once in a while.

Stop advertising stupidity.

What is 'cooperate' here? Is it because he tucked in his shirt?

In any case , it should be 'corporate' not cooperate. Op and mod, una well done o

To think that the first time the Vaswani man brought in a cartons of Indomie noodles was for his own consumption. He gave out a few packs to friends and Nigeria neighbors and they loved the taste. Whenever he traveled, they'll order. That triggered the business genius in him and he started importing the noodles poco a poco.

Today, it's the biggest noodles brand in West Africa. Local production commenced and it's a Nigeria staple these days.

I remember when Obasanjo extradited the Vaswani brothers because of sharp practices and tax evasion, today, they are still bossing Nigeria's economic landscape like colossus.

"Please have patience. I'm an investigative journalist"

I like the couple that inscribed "No Reception" on their Invite inorder to avoid pressures like this.

LordAzubuike:
Does always ultra still exist? In this age where Nigerian ladies prefer using cotton wool, toilet roll, pieces of cloths and foam to pack their menses.

Speak for yourself

Whenever God wants to change the shape - HE applies pressure - like clay in the Hands of the Potter.

That is why we have to be careful at times when we might discover these words coming into our minds.

"Why am I having to go through all this? Why am I experiencing all this hassle - all this opposition - all this pressure?”

We are God's creative masterpiece - when we yield - then we are pliable in His holy hands.

Whenever God wants to change the shape - HE applies pressure - like clay in the Hands of the Potter.

That is why we have to be careful at times when we might discover these words coming into our minds. "Why am I having to go through all this? Why am I experiencing all this hassle - all this opposition - all this pressure?”

We are God's creative masterpiece - when we yield - then we are pliable in His holy hands.

NwaAmaikpe:




She was finer as a toddler.
There's this look of suffering on her face now.

I'd pick Anna Banner's kid over this one any day.
If I were their dad, I'd probably disown this one. Now I see Wizkid's problem with Boluwatife.

Happy birthday Gabrielle.

Please where did you study for your professional certification in your Advanced Senselessness?

NwaAmaikpe:




She was finer as a toddler.
There's this look of suffering on her face now.

I'd pick Anna Banner's kid over this one any day.
If I were their dad, I'd probably disown this one. Now I see Wizkid's problem with Boluwatife.

Happy birthday Gabrielle.

Please where did you study for your professional certification in your stupidity?

CreepyBlackpool:
He must have been running from his problems


And and I'm guessing they caught up with him

Subscribe to National Geographic or the Discovery Channel and see how lower animals react when they lost one of their kinds.

It's a cultural shock to see someone getting excited or making light the dead of another person in the his kind of circumstance.

Slawormir:
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

A real niggarrr will take his dog to a veterinarian

There's acute scarcity of real Niggarz these days.

FrLukas:
I find it interesting that Nairaland features stories from Twitter and Instagram yet those two never feature stories from Nairaland.

Is Nairaland now a dumping ground?

Nairaland has run out of creative juice to make any fresh impact. More like a Palm wine gossip shop even though we keep coming here.

Slimdada:

.
You're a real
Gee because real gees don't quarrel online like women and
When next you visit Genesis cinemas Abia mall I owe you one medi chicken pizza

Very much appreciated Sir. Many thanks!

Mum-in-law may be a confused feminist. The woman really loved her husband.

It's another form of razzness. The sweat alone....

chuksnielson:
Things And Places To Avoid In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State

As written by Osam

If you're planning to visit or already living in Uyo, in Akwa Ibom State, please written below are things and places you need to avoid for your own good, while you are in Uyo.

1. The Phone Repairers Around Plaza: Should your phone get spoilt, while in Uyo, pls don't make the mistake of taking your phone to any of the so called phone repairers around the popular plaza, cos majority of them are scammers. They don't know how to repair phones.They are just there looking for unsuspecting customers to swindle.
Most of them are agents who pose and pretend to be genuine phone repairers. They are just there to seek and collect phones from customers, which are later taken to the real (but not so good) phone repairer somewhere for repairs. The outrageous fee collected from customers are usually shared between them. And most times, they are unable to repair the phones after collecting money from the owners of the phones. Their main aim is to 'chop' your money. They are swindlers. They don't take their time to learn the work well before setting up shop as phone repairers.

Don't take your phone for repairs to any of those guys at plaza. Simply look for an authorized and well established phone repair company to take your bad phone to in uyo.


2. Shoe Sellers At Plaza: Avoid buying shoes or any footwear on display from any of the sellers around plaza. Majority of them sell substandard footwears that won't last more than 3 months before they start getting spoilt. Avoid them!

They may be cheap, but they are substandard footwears. Save enough money and go to any good boutique in Uyo to get quality shoes that you can wear and enjoy for a long time.


3. And avoid dating Uyo girls. According to some guys I spoke with, most of the girls in Uyo are scammers. Many of them work hand in hand with their main boo to deceive and scam unsuspecting toaster or lover boy. They told me, most of these girls are usually sent and used by their main uyo boyfriend (that can't take care of them very well), to deceive and scam any guy that might want to date her. The girls will give the new loverboy sex, just to make him feel happy and convinced, while they (together with their main boo) feed on his money and resources...

In order not to be scammed, they are advising guys to face their work/business, and avoid Uyo girls. Cos the girls are not in Uyo to count flyovers. They are there to make money off guys.

Guys hustle o, don't be like the op, so that you can buy shoes that doesn't require pins before you wear them.

Hustle so that you can buy a good phone with an accredited Service Centre for repairs and not stopping at roadside kiosks for repairs and coming here to whine like a baby.

Hustle , so you won't roll with street girls and when you get your fingers burnt, you now generalize that the girls from a particular town behave that way.

Balderdash. Watery . Senseless. Zero Objectivity. Fact-less.

Two ladies. Real Gees don't do this

I hope say she no buy wahala o because I know what my kwantiri men can do.

Her page will be flooded with similar requests for phones replacements.

May God bless her generosity.

Her loss.
His gain.

No man wants a fake drama queen . E beta make she move

For the first time , the slumbering and sleepwalking giant sneezes and her neighbours catch cold.