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faketan:
@ Romeo, I kwuru gini? Kpoo okwu afa.

Gabriel Nwachukwu i think is a nice name for "Okwu"

nnenneigbo:
Ndi na eche na Romaro kpro m amaghi na o bu ogu na mgba ka mu na aromeo na alu everyday hisses!!!

hisses back too, don't die in silence Nnenne!! profess your love and thou shalt be free

this one na real reality show

Are Yorubas English people? or even my Igbo people? foolish thread

[quote author=k_francise link=topic=19138.msg1526385#msg1526385 date=1190645076]Biko, Umuigbo ndi nwem, kedu nu i he ana eme here?[/quote]Anyi na eme meat pie , i choro nke gi?

@fake

hmmmmm ekwuru m ya ekwu

toshmann:
nnenne welcome back. we missed u badly please don't disappear like this again u gave us hypertension

toshmann:
nnenneigbo ada anyi ji eme onu. ada bekee, ada london, ada kacha ibe ya nma, ada amuru amu. . . tuuta ndi ozo.

nne udo diri gi

faketan:
Achalaugo nwanyi. enenebe ejeghi olu. Apuwakwara ozugbu ahu mgbe me huru na I no offline. Amaghi m na i ka noya o. Chei, ewu ataa m igu n'isu. O leekwanu mgbe m ga-ahu gi ozo nnenne mo? I makwa na adighi ahu ugo baa. asi Onye ria elu oji ya kpata ya nku nihi na adighi ari elu oji ugboro abuo.

Nnenne, O ga adiri gi na mma.
ndewoo. Tosssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anu a nagba egbe o na-acho rubber,

hmmmmm Temperature rising, what a sudden surge of blood to the spongy erectile , all because of Nnenne

umuigbo hiiiiiiiiii

NINETOFIVE:
This thread is a total manifestation of the author's backwardness, get out see the world, when you 've accomplished that and might have learned one or two things, we would discuss the terrible state of Igbo language in Germany and England or the terrible state of Yoruba language in France and Russia, ignorance is bliss.

truth my brother

how can 50 beat kanye ? with such a classy intro for a cd like "good morning", i wonder if 50 will continue rapping after this one

surugede:
in trying no to divert from the Issue at stake, i must say that in as much as i don't support their action of tearing the trousers of ladies in the street and leaving them naked (4 that was what they were actually doing) i must say that these days, our ladies dressing is really disgusting. how can a girl leave her house claming to be dressed while all "her self" is showing. the will put on trousers with a skmpy top thereby reavelling their underwears, it can be so disgusting sometimes that even the "underwear" is just stands of ropes (well they call it G-string. G-stirng ko)

i mean, for crying out loud, when dd underwears became "overwear". I don't support dia action, but I'm not against it either, i think our ladies should be tot some dress sense. and that is what is what the first lady (first lady indeed) should be doing.

meeeeen u need to c Aba now, its colour has changed because the ladies not look decent. [s]thumbs up to the initiators and excutors of that noble act[/s] , dd i just say that? well slip sleep of tounge

typical of a warped, indecent, uneducated, timid, unexposed, stupid mind!!

i can't understand how people that can use the Internet and computer reason so foolishly

Aloib di kwa ka o na ayi ala

tosh ekene kwa m gi , faketan nwanna kedu kwa nu? -osisi?¿?¿?

Umuigbo Hiiii

hahahahah ichie umunwanyi oji otu eme oji 1 of nairaland

RichyBlacK:
Please leave the respected profession of prostitution out of this. She should not give her body to the stupid German dog or boss or whatever he is called if she does not want to. Not because it will make her look like a prostitute.

So many women have given their bodies to numerous men to secure:
1. Love
2. Position
3. Education
4. Money
5. Some material stuff like cars, houses, etc

If a woman offers sex to a guy she met the night before at a party because she is lonely and wants some form of constant company or boyfriend, is she a prostitute?


@poster,
Please look for another job. However, if you have the time you can go back to visit the jerk with a hidden tape recorder and get him talking trash on tape. If you can do that, I'm sure you can find a lawyer that will be willing to take up your case. We Nigerians have to start fighting back, sometimes it seems that we just keep leaving everything for God to do: "pray to God", "ask God for this", "God will give you another that". Constantly disturbing God with things we can handle. I mean, are we that dependent? Can't we handle some things ourselves? Fight back! This may start something good for Nigerian women who have been oppressed by all manner of dirty scums who pretend to be real men. Good luck!

ohhh finally somebody with brain has said something

boy you just took the words out of my mouth

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=80364.msg1517069#msg1517069 date=1190336379]This is a sad story but not uncommon.
The girl didn't love him in the first place.

personally,I could not marry a cab driver.
I'm being sincere.
I would not have married any man without a college degree,period,that is a requirement.
I have one,even my dad and mom have college degrees so why would I marry a man without?

But if my husband lost his job and while looking for one,starts to drive a cab,I could handle it.
The problem is that people want to change their spouses after they've married them,that's not right and it will never work.
The woman should have never married him in the first place if she was embarrased by him.[/quote]hmmmm -osisi will not marry drop outs like me? even though we are very heavy on the 4 pockets!! wonders shall never end

who wan bring woman from naija come? all those girls wey dem package come here na wa for dem! come see gossip for Europe ohh, African shops na there meeting points, if you see her you'll know because they always tie babies at the back with wrapper, hm abeg make i no carry cross boundary (topic)

nahh you go die of hypertension if your wife get money and you no get work

see you guys tomorrow and goodnite all, i am not angry with no one

nahhhhhh here you go again! proper education is 8 hrs and not 9-5, don't be pissed off by the fact that i make more money than you and leave drug out of it because i have nothing to with it

nite nite all

Jackal:
@ romeo,

Its called multi-tasking . . . .
Ever heard of that before, mr dork!!!!!!!!
9-5 is 8 hrs, now thats not too much to figure out if u are not a fuckwit.
How can u even figure it out when all u worry about is to put some parcel of B up your shitty ass.

Lets face it . . .You are pussy.
The path u are following will lead your ass directly in jail one day.
Take it from me . . . .resist the temptation to peddle class A drugs.
Go to your grannie's farm in the village and make some decent money.

you can't cease to amaze me with your insiders terminology of drug smuggling
and by the way 9-5 is 8 hours! what a strange way of calling 8hrs

i had wanted to tell you what i do but i realized that you are such a waste and this is not a place to say what i do any way because i value my life a lot

Razorr:
@Romeo

Stop player-hating. It ain't his fault the guy is so smart and sexy!

can't you say something reasonable and stop thinking with your pussy?

Razorr:
@Medusa and Romeo

Listen, you guys should just give it up. You're just helping this dude to shine. Do you know how many chics on this forum are falling over themselves to have just a one night stand of breathtaking sex with him? You must admit that your lines are weak, so if you can't be more creative, why don't you just keep your mouths shut instead of helping this guy get laid?

what a cheap girl!! why not say " I razor is dying to Bleep this guy", do you think i care if he lays all the girls on this forum?

Jackal:
@ romeo,

You sound like someone that was just caught red-handed shop-lifting . . . .
Your lack of credible response shows that is what u do . . . . . .
I read the dailies and i have seen fuckwits like u paraded as drug peddlers.
You still have the chance now to change your ways . . . . . I don't want to come to crown court to see your ass slammed 15 years.

@ tkb417,

Its nuthing serious.
I am just phucking with the minds of romeo/medusa . . . . .
Unfortunately for him, the title of this movie is ROMEO MUST DIE . . . .

that's the dumbest defense i have ever seen , and you call credible your deep knowledge of drug smuggling? by their words we shall know them. And stop making noise about someone not speaking good English because this is Nairaland and not England dumbass , you are working 9 hours daily and you are here talking to me

odukwa oyi n'ikwete kwe

presido1:
In the house watching TV.
ndigbo hi

when did you become Nnenne? wonders shall never end in this thread!!

@faketan
a bu m onye Enugu-Ngwo

Jackal:
@ romeo,

You are just a spaz.
Just because you're being used as a drug mule to hide drugs up your ass doesnt make u rich.
I work a decent 9-5 and i make what your whole dynasty is yet to make in their entire existence in this life.
Putting keys of white/brown up your ass fetches u just $4k which is 2k pounds . . . . 24 trips makes it 48k pounds and its not even as easy as that.
Its not even up to half of what i make in 1 year. . . . .Do the math, u dork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are not in the same league because u can't even touch or meet the kind of peops i meet everyday.
Besides that, one silly mistake will land your cream-induced asshole in jail and cld be 10 years on the wake up for u.
Think about your life and ask yourself if its really worth it to peddle drugs.

wow i am impressed by your deep knowledge of that, it seems you're into it because i didn't know all this, such an expert in drug peddling LMAO KEEP EXPOSING YOUR TRADE

@tkb

it's good to be straight and tell assholes that they are a heap of shit

@jackass or jackal
100k BP is little quid to get in three months, grow up and you'll know things like this! maybe you just started receiving salary newly and 100 divided by 12 is what ? you are fucking poor



@razor
you've been trying to insult medube all this while and now you got ur chance
, you think people come here to be noticed? that's what you probably do here, seeking for notice, but what we noticed is that you always support him like a mindless little girl

Whatever the case may be, today is the first day you've been noticed on this thread and we have already lost respect for you.

toshmann:
bia, romanus (romeo), o gini ka nke a mean-iri? so ochu nwanyi buzi another name for toshmann romanus, a ga m ata gi aru n'akpamu very soon

ochongonoko

hahahahaha ichie umunwanyi biko hapuru m akpa amu m!! chei o buru na ichoro iri akwa okuku imee ka anyi mata na oge instead of itapia akpa amu m

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=19138.msg1516149#msg1516149 date=1190309489]Nnenne biko where art thou ?
Romeo produce o the girl immediately tupu ma gwa ndi bakassi[/quote]-osisi, i na akporo m ndi bakassi iche na m bu onye agba enu? bakassi adighi na enugu!!
Yes nnenne where art thou?¿ hahahahah wetin concern me for Dis one now

Jackal:
@ romeo,

Look at this Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I come to Nigeria twice a year u asshat.
What i make in a month is enough to pull your whole dynasty out of the POVERTY BRACKET for the rest of their impoverished lives.
Go to the internet and tell me how much a contracting test manager makes in a day, then i will buy u lunch to break your fast.
Flight ticket to Nigeria? Oooooh, i get it . . . .buying a flight ticket is the greatest achievement u have made.
I pity your life . . . . .Anyways, in the land of the blind . . . . a one-eyed self-servicer will be on the throne.
You are so clueless . . . .I have a dog and i employed a dog minder for him . . .If u come to London, buzz me so i can let u can tend to ma dog.

only twice a year? LMAO i go home twice every month, test manager is earning shit and the whole money they pay you in a year as test manager i make them in 3 months if things went slow. i am out of here for today because i have more important things to attend to maybe tomorrow i'll check this thread out

@Akola
i didn't bring this issue of being classy and rich up, he did thinking that he's got something when to me he's a poor ass

Jackal:
@ romeo,

I wont go down that lane with u because u what u don't know is more than what u know.
If i see u cruising in Lagos? I don't join issues with nincompoops like u so it can never happen.
My dog lives a better life than u do . . .

Do you have a dog? and you are working too!!! hahahahah how can you feed the dog? when you have no flight ticket money to Nigeria!

and can you please use another language other than ninny, nincompoops,pillock, plonker. what a warped and wasted mind you've got !

Yes if you see me any where in Nigeria you will ask God to teach how to make money and i don't work for no man foolish thing, you are out there working your ass off all day and you think you have class, what do you do there in the UK? night watch? come home and i will pay you better than your nite duty, anyways do you have papers to come back?

Jackal:
@ romeo,

Under circumstance meant . . . .Internet has made it easy for intellects and nincompoops to be together on a forum and discuss.
Where will someone like me meet an idiot like u to discuss football one on one? It aint possible.
Will David Beckham fight a NURTW tout in Lagos? Hell Noooo . . . .but its quite possible for em to be in the same chat room.
Do u copy that u IGNORANUS?

yeah it is not possible kid!! only on internet can little kids like you talk to me and beat their chest. when last did you visit Nigeria? maybe when papi says it's ok to go , those touts in Lagos are human beings and money is not all (regarding the Becks issue)

it's not all about making noise online, if you see me in Nigeria cruising around you will ask God to show you the way of making money or to show you the way of being like me

Jackal:
@ romeo,

Its obvious u are an illiterate.
The figures u quoted were 2005/6 season . . . . . .
Thats 2 seasons ago . . . . we are in 2007/08 season, u pillock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The total television and mobile phone rights generated through various deals is more than 2.7 billion pounds.
Get your facts right before u start acting like a raving CRETIN.

Check your facts under media coverage here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premier_League

Under normal circumstances, i wouldnt bovver arguing stuffs with a plonker like u.
Telling me u watch digital TV on the internet makes u a broke-ass negro . . . You can't even afford to watch on 50 inch HDTVs.
You are a ninny!!!!!!!!!!

i just realized i am talking to a small kid here!!

but any way my figure are of last season and i don't know how you came about the two seasons ago crap!! and coming here quoting wikipedia for me on this issue? damn it anybody can write any shit on wikipedia boy, even you to prove your point

And you said that under normal circumstances you can not talk to people like me? based on what? we are here to talk to each other and you being here is not under normal circumstance? hahahahahaha LMAO

i did not say i watch digital tv on internet!! rather i said that i don't pay for it and i have all the pins i want for my dtv providers and you can still get them on the net (the pins) so that you don't have to pay for it, entiendes?

come on little boy! not everybody can afford to have 50 inches HDTV and it's not a big thing to have or not to have one

little boys of nawadays

Jackal:
@ romeo,

Its obvious u are an illiterate.
The figures u quoted were 2005/6 season . . . . . .
Thats 2 seasons ago . . . . we are in 2007/08 season, u pillock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The total television and mobile phone rights generated through various deals is more than 2.7 billion pounds.
Get your facts right before u start acting like a raving CRETIN.

Check your facts under media coverage here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premier_League

Under normal circumstances, i wouldnt bovver arguing stuffs with a plonker like u.
Telling me u watch digital TV on the internet makes u a broke-ass negro . . . You can't even afford to watch on 50 inch HDTVs.
You are a ninny!!!!!!!!!!

i just realized i am talking to a small kid here!!

but any way my figure are of last season and i don't know how you came about the two seasons ago crap!! and coming here quoting wikipedia for me on this issue? damn it anybody can write any shit on wikipedia boy, even you to prove your point

And you said that under normal circumstances you can not talk to people like me? based on what? we are here to talk to each other and you being here is not under normal circumstance? hahahahahaha LMAO

i did not say i watch digital tv on internet!! rather i said that i don't pay for it and i have all the pins i want for my dtv providers and you can still get them on the net (the pins) so that you don't have to pay for it, entiendes?

come on little boy! not everybody can afford to have 50 inches HDTV and it's not a big thing to have or not to have one

little boys of nawadays

Jackal:
@ romeo,

The Premiership is being regarded as THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.
It is followed worldwide by a half a billion people and being watched in 195 countries in the world.
Matter of fact, it is being watched everywhere in Europe unless u cannot afford a digital TV where u reside.
Overseas television rights fetched around 600 million pounds last season alone so shut your trap, u ignoramus!!!!!!!!!
The total deals worldwide is close to[b] 3 billion pounds.[/b]

Roman Abrahamovic could have paid that amount to any manager penciled down to join Chelsea . . . . . . . . . .
He paid 12 milla pounds to Mikel Obi who was a nobody . . . . innit?
The Russian is a billionaire so 4-5 milla a year is nuthing to him . . . .He has spent close to 300 million pounds on players since 2003.
Jose Mourinho would have been just another manager in Europe so Roman/Chelsea/ Premiership made him what he is today.
You are such a bloody LUMMOX.

the premiership is regarded as the biggest mockery on earth, plenty media hype and lack of quality football.
i do not pay for digital tv fool, but i have it free all year round, make use of the net ignorant!!

that is exactly the way fools in America and England think, the world is not revolving around you people alone, i live in spain and i didn't know what was happening in Premier league until when man u won the league and i know much about the Portuguese league more than premier league

to check ur facts well ignoramus

*
English football contributed around one quarter of the total revenue of the European football market of £8.7 billion in 2006.
*
Premier League clubs generated the highest revenue (£1.4 billion) and operating profitability (£138m) in Europe in 2005/06. Their lead over second placed Italian Serie A clubs (total revenue of £1.0 billion) will grow further next year. The other ‘big five’ leagues are in Germany (£0.8 billion), Spain (£0.8 billion) and France (£0.6 billion).
*
Championship clubs’ turnover grew 4% to £318m (average of £13m per club) in 2005/06. The Championship clubs’ combined wages to turnover ratio remained stable at 72%. At least 11 Championship clubs have net debt of more than £10m.
*
Below the top two divisions, in general the financial position remains very challenging, but it has improved and stabilised over the past 3-4 years.
*
Each year English professional football contributes around £650m in taxes to Government.

source : http://www.deloitte.com/dtt/press_release/0,1014,sid%253D2834%2526cid%253D159168,00.html

NEXT TIME CHECK UR FACTS BEFORE YOU MAKE FOOLISH NOISE

Jackal:
@ medube,



I am having a laugh.
Mourinho won UEFA with Porto and so what?
He was earning 250k per annum even with that achievement.
Roman came in and offered him 4 million a year which was later upgraded to 5 milla.

The English premiership because of the media and being the most watched league in the world launched Mourinho into stardom.
How many football fans watch the Portugese league?
Dont display your ignorance in public with your multiple erections on Jose Mourinho.
Roman Abrahamovic made him what he is today and he should always be grateful for that.
Mourinho's story is just like a slave invited to dine with the kings and his table manners letting him down.

Do you think they show premier league everywhere in europe? this is sheer ignorance!! JM made his name while at Oporto and for that he was paid 4 million to move to chelsea and if he was nobody who would've paid such amount to sign him?

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=19138.msg1512779#msg1512779 date=1190241822]o eziokwu biko kedu nu nnenneIgbo.
I hope na Romeo a confuse be ghi the girl,nye ya nwa bom boi
Chukwu biko che be nnenne.
wepuru ya ihe ojoo n'ile Amen.[/quote]bia -OSISI kedu ihe m mere gi? i kporo m ihe ojo nile , kpom confusion, kpo kwa m toshmann (ochu nwanyi), ebenebe egbuo

JM is sacked according to spanish radio ONDA CERO (i am not sure though)

the problem with the thread is lack of good jokes , lack of good quality mills and boon, lack of ROMEO, and lack of ikomism and blue-sky

this thread never die?

it is and will always remain so, even if some folks are going to commit suicide