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No Permanent enemies..........POLITICS is a learning curve, The Game of Thrones that is all it is at the end. Thirst for POWER, RELEVANCE, and ACCEPTANCE! The vultures, backstabbers, the Angels, the good, bad and ugly exist on every table - The Game Never ends...........It is a Cycle- Opposition becomes Ruling and In Reverse! (Political Parties are mere vehicles and are all the same, People Standout) GodBless Nigeria, GodBless GMB!

GMB came, he saw, he conquered! Fellow Nairalanders, May the sound of Rejoicing never depart from our homes!

On a lighter mood, Everybody became an authority in the field of mathematics courtesy of Prof Jega even the ones with F9 parallel in WAEC maths! LoL

Happy new month everybody!

Derailling the thread....


#@MODS, front page please, for more contributions

Breathes a sigh of Relief
I pray the remaining patients recover soonest!
I'm so happy hearing this information, Thank God she didn't die cos she was trying to save a life and got infected in the process due to no fault of hers. Singing *because I'm happy in Pharrel williams voice

Dominiquez: THANK GOD NIGERIA DID NOT PLAY GERMANY! HE IS A MERCIFUL GOD.

Well said!
The score would have been GERMANY 20 NIGERIA 0
THANK GOD!

Ajepako plenty for nairaland

#just joking o

To say I was BOREDdddddddddddddd is an understatement!
Coincidentally my subscription finished and I didn't bother to subscribe cos nairaland wasn't up, just did and wala! Behold Nairaland *dancing etigazontkukealingo

I pray she is found!
Years back in my elder sis church, a girl was missing and 3days fasting was declared which my sister participated in including church members
d missing girls friend was racked with guilty conscience and confessed to her mum that the missing girl was holed up in an HOTEL with a popular radio presenter in dt town, d girls mum now told d missing girls mum and lo and behold she was found in dt hotel while church members had gone on hunger strike

Ramcie: Romi

no vex plz

No Problem

OGUNSUNDAY
GOODNEWS
HALLELUYAH
OLUWASEUNBABARANINUAYEMI....
I personally knowchildren who bear this names and are often bullied and taunted in schools by peers cos of this names... Feel free to add yours

Did you know that it's Not JANGILOVA EPO MOTOR? It's JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!!. I bet you didn't know...Don't be shy, i didn't know either until now, i'm sure 99.9% of adults that grew up in Naija don't know that the Nursery Rhyme 'SANDALILI SANDALILI' is actually 'STANDARD LIVING STANDARD LIVING', yeye cos i know you are singing it now again. Abeg na 'standard living standard living'... NOT 'sandalili sandalili'.... Keep sharing the Fun and Laff it off.

I will not be suprised that despite the topic of this post, someone still insults another person here as *dumb, fool etc* on this very particular post o

The idea of this post is to get your opinions about the rate and manner in which all MANNER of derogatory insults is been hurled in Sundry ways while commenting on issues
i will be happy if everyone can offer solutions to the issue i have raised- Moderators and Seun, pls take note
Me thinks words like*slowpoke, asshole, dickhead, slowpoke et al* should not be used on fellow human beings
if what anyone says on the Forum is displeasing, you can totally disagree but not going as far as callin a person derogatory names

On a lighter mood..... I want to thank
Hon. Seun Osewa,
the moderators,
Nairaland crew et al
My Parents
Extended family
Nuclear family
My Church members
MY Teachers and lecturers(esp those that believed in me)
all my critics for strenghtening me the more

All this Thanks just because i made front page for the first time after Years of joining the Nairaland Forum
thanks! thanks!! thanks!!!

Lest i forget.... I know insult go soon follow from FRUSTRATED NITWITS now o

Let me state futher that i pray that the *alledged funds* been raised by the DANGOTE's committee should NOT be DIVERTED by GOVERNORS/NEMA OFFICIALS o, cos it mite likely happen, this committee might just be an avenue to do that

warrior01: just imagine this nonentity saying the president wasted his jobless time. You better go look for work; jobless fool.

SOH KAH TOA: And your opinion could also tell how stupidi you could be.. A man is not more than his utterances. Na by force to post for nairaland.?

SOH KAH TOA: And your opinion could also tell how stupidi you could be.. A man is not more than his utterances. Na by force to post for nairaland.?

SOH KAH TOA: And your opinion could also tell how stupidi you could be.. A man is not more than his utterances. Na by force to post for nairaland.?

Let me EDUCATE and ENLIGHTEN you that the reason for this post is for everyone to share thier views
If you didn't like my view, you can simply disagree or keep quiet if you have no view to share
If you are Frustrated simply look for someone else to vent your anger on as i refuse to join issues with both of you

Let me add that this is my opinion/view about the broadcast o, he didnt literarily talk about sharing money BUT this is the connotative meaning as far as i am concerned, everyone is free to comment and are also entitled to thier own opinion

To think i had to set a reminder since yesterday to wake up early and listen to GEJ's national address as i thought he wanted to assert his authority about the numerous Security concerns affecting the Nation only for him to waste 10minutes of my precious time announcing how DANGOTE(chairman), ADENUGA (vice), GOVERNORS, E.T.C and Him... Are going to share BILLIONS OF NAIRA all in the name of setting up FLOOD COMMITTEE, Haba Why!!!! SMH

The Wife Says (TWS), The Wife Means (TWM)

1. TWS- We need
TWM- I want

2. TWS- It's your decision
TWM- It's the correct decision

3. TWS- Do what you want
TWM- You'll pay for this later

4. TWS- We need to talk
TWM- I need to complain

5. TWS- I'm not upset
TWM- Of course, i'm upset at you, slowpoke

6. TWS- you are..(pause).. So Manly
TWM- You need a shave&you sweat a lot

7. TWS- This kitchen is so inconvinient
TWM- I want a new house

8. TWS- I want new curtains
TWM- Also carpeting, furniture and wallpaper

9. TWS- I need wedding shoes
TWM- The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

10. TWS- Hang the picture there
TWM- No, i mean hang it right there!

11. TWS- I heard a noise
TWM- I noticed you were almost asleep

12. TWS- Do you Love me?
TWM- I'm going to ask for something expensive

13. TWS- How much do you Love me?
TWM- I did something today you are not going to like

14. TWS- I'll be ready in a minute
TWM- Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap

15. TWS- Am i fat?
TWM- Tell me, i'm beautiful

16. TWS- You have to learn to communicate
TWM- Just agree with me

17. TWS- Are you listening to me?
TWM- (Too late, you are doomed)

18. TWS- I'm sorry
TWM- You'll be sorry

19. TWS- Do you like this recipe?
TWM- You better get used to it

20.TWS- Was that the baby?
TWM- Get out of bed and attend to the baby

21. TWS- I'm not yelling
TWM- Yes i am, i think this is important

A friend just asked that question and your guess is as good as mine.....

did i hear u say jack bauer wish he was not fiction, but its true would need 50 of him and 80 chloe.s
true talk

aa u lay ur bed so u lie on it. good riddance to bad rubbish

i care:
when an under 30 marries a 60year old man what happens. you want his money but you want another man in bed. oh life , how foolish some women can be.

thou i don't believe this story, i dont think caroline can do this.

true talk, but she did it anyways

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, ho,ho,ho,ho

cinzo:
I said it

.gbammm, me too

xele:
Saint Obi! Oh gosh! I can assasinate dat guy for free!

Infact that guy is wacked with his Ibo shaped head. He feels he is James Bond of nollywood. mpscheeeew-long hiss

As a common Man on the street I eat Rice and beans N70, 1 ponmo, 1 meat and Fish N60 with 1 Satchet Water N5. Is that up to a dollar. A common man in Tunisia cannot afford bread due to the recent increament in price of bread but in Nigeria bread is food for all at least Labourer making N500/day can afford to eat Bread N30 and Beans N40 in mama puts place So mr poster this is mis-information. so 7 dollar meal in naija-LMAO!!!

Any gurl wey go put her menstrual period for FEB 14 will be hanged 2 death And any boy that says ATM no work for FEB 14 na firing squad o, broadcast dis so dat all youths will be well informed,IGNORANCE IS NOT AN EXCUSE WITH LAWS O!

should a married man accept a gift from his ex girlfriend duh