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spytime:
Hello guys, am working on a project presently but am short of man power so am looking for guys who we can build a team together;
A FRONT END ENGINEER

A BACK END ENGINEER

AN EMBEDDED SYSTEM ENGINEER

A PHYSICS ELECTORNICS

Pls anyone interested should contact me ASAP

you did not specify the knowledge and skills required for each position

talk2hb1:
Okay, Programmers are not Human
Hyper-Human, so you speak to them using HHML (Hyper Human Markup Language)

reply my pm i got deal i would like to discuss with you

Starting JavaScript programming with the DOM API is going to be very confusing and frustrating. Learning the basics of ECMAScript 5 will give you a solid foundation to work with hundred of API's that browsers provide as well as working with other host implementation like node.js and even photoshop.

developer.mozilla.org is a better resource to start with. if you are serious, Nicholas Zakas and Douglas Crockford have free books in pdf format that google will gladly spit for you. Professional JavaScript for web developers and JavaScript: The Good Parts are two books i cannot do without.

If you invest two to three months on these books, you will be amazed at your coding prowess. BUT both books require solid understanding of HTML 5 and CSS 3 at least intermediate level.

..and this is on fp

zendy:
Buhari was roughly about 40 years old here. These days, the average major general is above 50 years old. His quick rise in the Army was because he was an accomplished coup plotter from the North. Murtala Mohammed trained him well in the art of coup plotting and he ran with it in 3 highly successful coups.


Unfortunately, the man, Buhari, never managed to achieve anything in his life praiseworthy and is about to go down in history as the man who ran the worst Military and Civilian Governments in the history of Nigeria.

He couldnt even boast of a WAEC certificate in this picture.

At least he has accomplished something in his life as a coupist. Not everybody is supposed to bring blessings and joy, some people are destined to bring curse and suffering to balance the symmetry nature of the universe.

stonemasonn:
Everyone has been brainwashed since the inception of the Bronze Age.

since pre-agrarian age all claiming to be the ONLY truth

anonimi:
I thought that he will be driving OduasMobile, designed and built in Ile-Ife after several years of the Development Agenda for Western Nigeria, DAWN by the Association of ProgreTHIEF Criminals, APC led by their JagbaJantis leader looter

bros long time no see where have you been hiding. hope it is not what i'm thinking

em em em

ehie:
u are the liar, i plied the Jebba- road to iLLORIN AND THEN THERE WAS HEAVY WORK GOING ON, YOU ARE A LIAR AND DECEIVER

That is their trademark. convincing you that white is black

three:
Hmmm...

for posterity...

https://www.nairaland.com/2729145/fashola-becomes-minister-power-housing

https://www.nairaland.com/2729135/fashola-heads-ministry-power-works

guy u wicked. when gbawe and co were running the show. now everywhere is silent as the graveyard

makydebbie:
k.

y

sexymoma:
if konji hook u nor go dey talk like this..

for where!!! konji go disappeared

firstking01:
Useme mkpo!

kikikikikikikikikiki

u dey mind this he-she wey never finish with her Ghanaian roommate groping.

this entity has taken spamming to a new level. he-she is spamming and trolling romance section not even topics.

darbeelicous:
children should start fuccking at age "13"? Come o stupidyorubafool, did u buy your stupidity or did you get it for free? Whatever happens to unwanted pregnancy, abortions that could lead to death, what happenes to std's, and other negative results of early"pre" marital sex?............

that is the essence of sex education. to let them know the dangers and consequences of pre-marital sex.

makydebbie:
Mtchew..what's your point and the purpose of this thread?

to scare people like you out of their closet

onila:
I have always been known to be a virgin on NL

..and only on NL .

#wehdone ma. Anyway its Don Jazzy (onila) again

riddler4real:
Na who send u job? bad belle Jobless pikin.

omo see bad market. Pinkdiamondz your craze no be here.

i can't stop laughing

Here we are again

It is the lord's doing and it is marvelous in our eyes

Fedayeen02:
Hahaha



Bubu can disgrace his followers

Omenka has gone into hiding

Modath has faced her husband


Egift is now disturbing my line with cheap data for sale

Beremx has trained his son on the best process to switch onGen bbecause buhari has off the light at the end of the tunnel


Obiageli has to change the big O on her name to small o just to conserve data


Agarawu is now a romancelander, if hunger fail you body no go fail you.


Mynd44 is now Gambia Correspondent


Barcanista is now swinging to the highest bidder

Jarus has finally joined nl as a silent mod. Kountri hard biko


Midolian has gone back to Nupe land


Hungerbad is using cheap tactics to cool Ishilove heart down because the duo can't takieit with this buhari failure


Passingshot is swinging btw dropshot or shot put in Ogbomosho


NgeneUkwuenu is now so disappointed that he spends time on Ipob thread daily


Never you ask me after GBAWE He went missing with 2016 budget

Epic, bros you forgot demdem that always bolded his comment. i will mention them as i remember

Programming has an art and science behind it. learning its basics and philosophy is paramount no matter the language. A lot of languages provide features which many programmers frown at and they don't consider it safe.

php was modeled after perl and c, two most flexible and hated languages (they are considered hard because of their flexibility). php maintained the flexibility of these two but made things a lot simpler for beginners.

Some languages may be considered good or bad depending on what the language allows or restricts based on the perspective of individual programmers but in reality programmers are the problem not the language. In simple terms, there are good programmers and bad programmers. A lot of people prefer garbage collection languages like java, c# etc to c because they don't want to be concerned with memory management.

Different stroke for different folks.

asalimpo:
Your test is too simple. I want a harder one and non web/mobile based one. (dont tell me web/mobile is the only kind of programming possible)
I dont want toy tests. Send me the baddest one you have worked on that absolutely couldnt be solved without google.

Your argument is that - you cant write Complex applications with just reference materials (books, language docs ) alone.

bro you are working up your nerves with these guys. Personality, Experience and skill level matters.
personally i hate googling and avoid it as much as i can except areas i am not too familiar with.

what is your budget, project timeline and required features.

designing the concept layout or wireframe will shed more light

macphilip:
job is still open

open? when a lot of people have indicated interest.

bros afam4eva indicated interest.

pcguru1:
1. Go for Dev conference and meetings e.g forloop/cchub and others
2. The fastest way is write a lot of blogs on small projects and complicated things, trust me alot of people will come across your blog
3. Join a community Google Lagos GDG or even via meetup
4. Follow Developers on tweet and maintain a good relationship with them even iirc,facebook and others, trust me when jobs come you will be in mind
5. Contirbute to an open source project this will expose you, i contributed to Processwire to import WordPress Comments to the cms and it was mentioned on their site and even ImpressPages i wrote a tutorial for them which people still send me mail on to ask questions.

Once you do this, you will start to be on people's radar, please anytime you do this, blog about it and spread everywhere. all the best bro.

Note: Focus on the skills you are good at

thanks for the heads up

pcguru1:
It means you're not putting yourself out there the developers who don't get jobs are bad developers or devs who work own their companies.

how do i go about this

talk2hb1:
Its not about writing sleek php, its about the biz of php programming.

sorry i don't understand the bolded

pictures or

Teedawg:
Thank you! please I wanna ask what will I be able to do with an N+ certificate or A+

N+ is more or less a foundation for advanced network course like CCNA, CCNP, CCIE plus many others. an N+ certificate can get you a job as junior network admin, trainee network associate and other positions in a wide and expansive networking world. ##getting a job may be based on your knowledge of Nigerian factors##

talk2hb1:
Get Market Demanded Skill, there are plenty of programming job out there.
The only problem I am having with job posters is that they want the best of service but can't afford to pay.
So I resort to writing my own software and work for ready to pay (Good Pay) clients alone. Its not easy to write code

aahhh bros, for this era who no sabi php or tweaking wordpress?

anything wey go pay, i dey kampe

Admin401:
.... or you just have a small *****, you never can tell. Let's not be in a haste to judge.

just as i suspected

CaroLyner:
The ones that vent their frustration on girls online

its part of the drill na