Programming › Re: Full-stack Developer - Full-time by romme2u: 4:51am On Aug 12, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Blaming Blamers by romme2u(op): 7:52pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
APC - Blaming GEJ till eternity
APC - we blame for a living |
Politics › Re: I Have Lost Faith In This Government by romme2u: 7:08pm On Aug 11, 2016 |
i am starting to like the political section where intellectual points and counter argument reign not ethnic, tribal and bigot shading. i think for once that this change chain is resetting our brains and i would like buhari to continue like this till 2019. by then we will be thinking properly and have one think in common, the will to survive. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Erdogan Visits Moscow To ‘reset’ Ties With Russia by romme2u: 7:10am On Aug 10, 2016 |
 Lord Putin the grand master in the strategies of war and game of power. i knew that the capitulation in Istanbul is going to favour Russia more than America. with the proposed military and economic ties between Moscow and Ankara, moderate rebels sponsored by the west will be sandwiched between ISIS, syrian army, kurdish fighters with no support and aid coming from Ankara. the power balance is tilting slowly and the world will be polarize again |
Politics › Re: Who Is Che Guevara? by romme2u: 6:51am On Aug 10, 2016 |
Almajiri1: Educate us on why you think he died in Bolivia and not Africa. history says his adventure in africa was short-lived, he eventually died fighting bolivian government though some quarters speculate that he was sold out by opposition leaders in the country after the US sent in their special forces. |
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Visit To US: The Intelligent Question We All Failed To Ask. by romme2u: 6:41am On Aug 10, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: Jonathan Using Avengers To Destabilise Buhari Govt — MEND by romme2u: 6:12am On Aug 10, 2016 |
loomer: So mend self them dey talk? Them no be terrorist organization them be? Just imagine Osama dey accuse shekarau of destabilising a country.  see pot calling kettle black vedaxcool: [s][/s]
Learn to apply some reasoning in your foolish post...point where bokoharm indicted PMB as being a sponsor of it? Here we have splinter groups accusing Jonathan of sponsorship of NDA not nairalanders accusing him.
@ topic we need to understand that while they have brought out hard evidence to back up their allegations there is the fact that after President Yardua largely disarm the militants his successor oversaw their empowerment by providing huge cache of funds and permits to import weapons. This brings us back to square one. ..criminals who should have been reformed were further deformed. the way you guys are quick to label others criminal based on hearsay is baffling. the last time i check mudslinging and character assassination has not helped anybody except power grabbers and oppressors. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Eu’s Nightmare – Turkey’s Alliance With Russia - by romme2u: 5:25am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Zo (Zohorariel) show, it is happening ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
summon the generals for a crucial meeting to consider this issue on ground |
Politics › Re: Emami Ayiri- The Man Behind Reformed Niger Delta Avengers, RNDA. by romme2u: 4:31am On Aug 08, 2016 |
Zoharariel: @OP - Let's even assume that your allegation about the APC using Ayiri to take down the PDP rednecks ahead of 2019 is correct; what about the 34Billion Naira Tompolo stole in collaboration with NIMASA? Was it also the APC & Ayiri that are behind it?
Wait! Have you forgotten how the Niger Delta Avengers gave a condition that for them to stop bombing the pipelines; the FG must drop all corruption charges against Tompolo & Co. O dabipe ori e ti daru finally.
Regardless of their counter-claims, I strongly believe that Ebele Jonathan, Wike, Akpabio, Tompolo & that IYC president are truly behind the Niger Delta Avengers, and if I were in Buhari shoes, Yaasin, my killer squad would have delivered their treacherous heads to me - in a calabash by now.
Won o ki nfi oju boro gba omo lowo ekuro! ete u fall ma hand big time. don't tell me u believe everything reported by the press in this god damn country. the shiit going on in this god forsaken country is more than the eye can or will ever meet. the power struggle going on in this hole is more than what the comprados inflicted on china and it always comes with mudslinging to whip sentiments from the masses. be wise, all of them came to steal, kill and destroy |
Romance › Re: Dear Future Husband.... by romme2u: 3:04am On Aug 08, 2016 |
keep dreaming girl, it will keep u away from many afflictions |
Romance › Re: I Heard If U Marry A White Man, U Don't Need To Cook by romme2u: 2:59am On Aug 08, 2016 |
shiite still happening in this con3  |
Jokes Etc › Blaming Blamers by romme2u(op): 2:30am On Aug 08, 2016 |
hi guys, saw this comment on the premiumtimes website and decided to share it here. if u find it funny laugh else just bone and waka APC/Brainless Buhari's Govt.: Govt. of parasites for parasites by psychopathic parasite
1. NO jobs, food, salaries, fuel, electricity, rule of law, & security of life and property.......BLAME PDP/GEJ,
2. Ignorant of existing LAWS while trying to "fight" corruption................BLAME JUDICIARY
3. Padded 2016 Budget..............................BLAME MDA directors as PDP members
4. Refused to show Nigerians how much has been recovered from "looters"............BLAME LYING MOHAMMED
5. Created Fulani Terrorists to rape, maim, & kill Nigerians.........................BLAME LIBYANS
6. Used 6 months to select "saints" as ministers.............BLAME LATE HANDOVER OF DOCUMENTS BY GEJ
7. Implemented APC promise to foreigners to devalue the Naira.................BLAME CBN
8. Refused to dialogue with Niger Delta militants......................BLAME KACHIKWU & IJAW ELDERS
9. Asked to Restructure Nigeria according to 2014 National Conference............BLAME GOWON
10. Asked to show his WAEC........................BLAME the Nigerian Army
11. Asked to probe sponsors of BOKO HARAM................BLAME ARMY COMMANDERS WHO FOUGHT TERRORISTS
12. Boko Haram terrorists are still killing/ holding Nigerians.....BLAME IT ON UK TELEGRAPH NEWSPAPER
13. Asked why he remains ACUTELY BRAINLESS @ 78 years......................BLAME HIS TWO MUMU PARENTS by now some people will be looking for sauce. here it goes http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/208181-father-mbaka-recants-says-jonathan-not-buhari-responsible-nigerias-current-hardship.html |
Politics › Re: EFCC To Seize Akpabio's Properties Over N108bn Fraud by romme2u: 6:28pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
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Politics › Re: EFCC To Seize Akpabio's Properties Over N108bn Fraud by romme2u: 5:25pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
DedeNkem: Only in Nigeria would a State Government go to Court to get an interim order barring the EFCC, an anti-corruption agency from investigating a former governor's (Akpabio) administration! It's very interesting!
Akpabio is one of the most corrupt politicians in Nigeria. He's a common THIEF. In fact, he's more corrupt than Ibori, who's currently in jail in the UK. Akpabio looted his State's funds with impunity and was always doling out one million in cash to each corrupt politicians at meetings for "lunch" or "dinner" or "fuel" or "transport", etc. He publicly gave out SUVs as gifts to his fellow corrupt politicians and even built some houses. Even sponsored weddings of some corrupt celebrities and also gave them car gifts!
He did all these while ordinary Akwa Ibom people languish in poverty. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4053380_388294524894jpeg213513ff3bc775663792536c7cd9a614_jpegea9b7c2bbaf8370f1d3374ffe300346a |
Politics › Re: EFCC To Seize Akpabio's Properties Over N108bn Fraud by romme2u: 5:21pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
Pennywise: Everyone from Akwa Ibom except the Ekpenyong guy seem to suffer an epidemic of what is called Stockholm syndrome where a victim feels sympathy, even love for his oppressor. And would want the oppression to continue.
U may get your wish for eternal suffering if you like but not at the expense of Nigeria.
Akwa Ibom is dead without Federal allocation as the law stands whether you produce some oil or not is immaterial.
But this thieving nonentity must be brought to book and his legacy of corrupt enrichment in state house uprooted.
Akwa Ibom citizens (and Nigerians) paid dearly while he was in office and they continue to pay with the obscene and regrettable retirement package he signed for himself while leaving office.
The war against corruption has not started for as long as Akpabio is free.
I have been watching Ekpenyong for sometime, I think he was sent by God to rescue people of Akwa Ibom and the poster of this nonsense above. Ete go back to ur state and demand development from ur governor. stop taking panadol on another man headache whether akpabio stole or not is not ur bizness neither are akwa ibom people crying except for few losers who didn't have the opportunity to partake. tell ur lord and saviour to probe fashola's 78 million website, boreholes and other mundane things with its enormous IGR. tell him to also probe amaechi's unfinished monorail to know how much was sunk into it before he abandon it. the last time i check, no nigerian state generates reasonable IGR to maintain their state outside federal allocation. even the much touted lagos is riddled with federal institutions and parastatals, as well as private firms because of its status as former FCT. 70% to 80% of infrastructure in lagos was built by federal government which is generating IGR directly and indirectly to lagos state government. Remove the log from ur eye first before seeing specks in other people's eye. last time i check there is no Nigerian state governor that is not grossly corrupt including the people ur lord and saviour is shielding in FEC. Ete cry your own cry next time. |
Romance › Re: Everything Hurts But I Dont Know How To Cry by romme2u: 6:29am On Aug 05, 2016 |
****claps****** all hail the drama queen of nairaland  couldn't care less in a planet with 7+ billion people, like somebody said an orgasm will do you a lot of good |
Romance › Re: She Was So Soft And Affectionate by romme2u: 5:29am On Aug 05, 2016 |
continue  |
Romance › Re: RIO 2016 In Bedroom: Participate In The Olympics With These Sex Moves. by romme2u: 5:20am On Aug 05, 2016 |
EniHolar: Learner any private vip lectures  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: These Are The Most Sophisticated Modern Infantry Weapons by romme2u: 4:41am On Aug 05, 2016 |
chachanga: And the funny part is 97% of the mass majority just live life right along as if it's not a possibility or, even if it were, they assume they would make it out just fine. that's why threads like this never get many contributors. folks like being hardwired into the matrix. They cling on to the unreasonable belief that life would continue like this for the next 1000 yrs or more, na yams !
Anyways, that's a mighty big assumption to me. That's why I've kept researching Off-grid living, alternative power sources, herbal medicine, surviving outdoors etc for years.
But, let's pray the hypothesis is wrong...let's pray guys like me are crank-heads .
because I got some megamind plans of my own. Besides, I aim to stay steady-jonzing all the way up to my 90's. If possible sef, any healthy life-lengthening or human-enhancement procedures come up, I plan to volunteer so long as I remain 90% predominantly human plus little johnny-down-below keeps ticking just fine or even better sef!   brotherly to be sincere, a lot of people don't give a fuuuck about those shiitt. they always chicken out and when shove comes to push, wail needless and give up on life of course you can check the number of people that have committed suicide recently. i have come to discover that very few people have the will to live a meaningful life these days |
Programming › Re: Tigerjs My Personal Javascript Library Project by romme2u: 4:34am On Aug 05, 2016 |
stack1: its a standalone library no dependencies,tho i included code from an external JavaScript encryption library project for the crypt and hash modules, but no deependencies whatsoever just drop it in and go. for speecific areas the demo site would be up soon, so that'll be taken care of, but yeah it handles dom manipulations, animations, language utilities, advanced string methods like sprintf, quite advanced XHR/Socket stuff like sending multiple request on a single socket conection etc. but lemme work on d demo site first, though i believe developers should be able to work even with jusy d API docs which is available nice concept i have downloaded it and would take some time to go through it |
Programming › Re: Need Help On PHP by romme2u: 8:43am On Aug 04, 2016 |
paranorman: I am not seeing any help in the examples here, you are just setting up session variables to do what exactly? How's the session variable (holding the log-in status/user data) passed from program to program or what's the mechanism(code) for the individual programs loading up the session var, e.t.c...
As a rookie, I do this my passing the username (in an input element) from page to page and that is really tiring and ineffective and not dynamic.
Say I have 4 seperate pages on my menu system: home, about us, services, blog.
To view blog posts on the blog page, the user needs to be logged-in or else you create an account. Now, after login-in via the blog page, and you click 'home' menu from here, username data might get lost. http is a stateless protocol hence you cannot link a visitor of any page to the previous one he/she has visited on your site. different programming languages have different mechanism to track visitors from page to page as they browse through the site. in php there are several ways of tracking users and preserving their data throughout their log in session but the most common and the most used is session. session is a php extension which enables you to track log in users and store data associated with them. in php, the mechanism is simple; when a user logs in, you call session_start() function which creates a session id and initializes the session superglobals which is an array where you can store the users' data. you can now access the users' data (of course you have to push the users data manually to the array) from that array in all your pages. naturally php sessions expire at a specific time (i cannot remember the duration but you can set it manually) and sessions data are stored on files for faster access instead of database (you can also change this). php will store the session id as browser cookies or pass it from one url to another depending on myriads of conditions. as a beginner, you need to undergo this ritual of knowing what is happening under the hood to hone your skill and know the features offered by your language of choice but as you get better this becomes a mundane activity and you will get authentication/authorization libraries that will handle this transparently. this is not comprehensive, it is just to tell you of the capabilities of php in handling data from request to request and link it to a particular user. you can head over to php.net and get all the info you need. just download the documentation in chm format and you will get all the explanation on session usage. don't forget to compare it with the user contributed notes on the site. |
Programming › Re: Tigerjs My Personal Javascript Library Project by romme2u: 7:35am On Aug 04, 2016 |
stack1: yeah i know, oops right. i currently have only an API documentation out would start working on demo samples soon, its all just very time consuming u know you can start by stating specific areas that it handles well like say DOM manipulation, Web animations, Canvas processing or AJAX/Web socket thingy. just name the areas of development it handles perfectly. moreover does it have dependency like jQuery, zepto, modernizr or any other base |
Programming › Re: Nairaland Homepage Bug by romme2u: 7:23am On Aug 04, 2016 |
elpedro: It ain't a cache thingy as the poster above me stated.. This is clearly a bug.. It redirects way too many times and I guess this also eats up resources from the server...
I hope the site is not on the verge of a nervous breakdown... it is not really a bug but a misconfigured server. it is like nairaland CDN is misconfigured because sometimes the site reports to be offline in addition to too many redirects. it is like the CDN (or possibly the cache) seems to be redirecting to themselves perpetually. nnasino: Nairaland homepage doesn't load most of the time. It says the page redirected too many times. Please this should be fixed I have to access d site through the techmarket simple solution till the problem is fixed. when the home page is not loading type this "nairaland.com/home" make sure to add the /home to the url |
Foreign Affairs › Re: An Oil Boom Made It The Most Expensive City In The World. Now It’s In Crisis. by romme2u: 7:00am On Aug 04, 2016 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: These Are The Most Sophisticated Modern Infantry Weapons by romme2u: 6:43am On Aug 04, 2016 |
chachanga: And so it begins.
That's why when the oyibo man needs no crystal ball to know that there's a cataclysmic ending or impasse ahead.
You don't deploy this kinda weaponry on sustained assault without attendant considerable environmental ruination and resource depletion.
What do you now get in the end if not a Scorched-Earth?!
Or no earth at all.
Yes, when in the midst of all that, some id1ot already over-punished small nation (or fringe faction does it's best to lay hands on and) deploys a Doomsday Device?!
We can deceive ourselves abt going-green, terraforming Mars for Earth population decongestion, subterreanean & aqua cities to no end.
The real intent of the Industrial Warfare Complex is maximum profiting from warfare, solving the Malthusian Dilemma and ushering in a New Cycle of Earth Age with minimal, optimally-managed Human Interference so the Planet Gaia can heal itself, thrive and survive with those privileged ones who appreciate it's opportunity the most.
Warfare Sophistication only hastens this end but God pass them sha! your eyesight is sharper than Galileo's telescope that saw the wonders of heaven Ride on  |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Is Saying What Trump Is Saying About The U.S. Media by romme2u: 6:41am On Aug 04, 2016 |
this is interesting  Zoharariel (Zo bobo), always deliver justice with a dose of mercy please be civil with lucasbalo, you know he is your brother on the other side |
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Squandered N8.5 Trillion In One Year by romme2u: 6:14am On Aug 04, 2016 |
i am not surprised, it is their normal strategy to tell u i am the boss without anything to show for it |
Programming › Re: Lets Learn C by romme2u: 6:08am On Aug 02, 2016 |
stack1: and also make una ask questions oo.. hey bro nice job my problems are in union, bit manipulations and dynamic structures. maybe when u get there we will tangle. |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by romme2u: 3:04am On Aug 02, 2016 |
enlightening minds and empowering lives is a very noble effort as it leaves indelible footprints in the sands of time, at least i appreciate the time and effort u put in to bring this to light. but i keep telling guys that for them to have balls (better self esteem and confidence) in approaching ladies, they have to sharpen their wit and maintain great personal hygiene.
keep developing and improving your personality by engaging in intellectual and physical exercises. a widely read individual is able to start and maintain convo intelligibly while a great physical appearance is alluring.
most guys spend their energy and resources pursuing ladies instead of investing in building a great personality and superior mentality. approaching a lady is like playing chess or going to war (who can deflate the ego of the other effortlessly and make him/her needy). you need to have your gun cocked and eyes open in case of any eventuality. it is more or less a battle of wit and the most charming person often have the day.
living this lifestyle requires a change in perspective and behaviour you need to see ladies as fenced cities (of course they have defense mechanism) that need to conquered and ransacked, be flirty in a daring and cocky style but be prepare to withdraw if shove comes to push. don't beg and suck up their arse after all you are the one bringing fun into their boring life. you are they one doing them a favour by offering unlimited fun and happiness not the other way round.
friendship should be fun, and u should offer them something that is out of their league. dangle the carrot in a flirty, cocky and confidence style with a nonchalant attitude (if u don't collect it while the offer last, it is gone), and never be emotionally attached to anybody be it man or woman. if people don't miss you whether for goodies or baddies, then you have a long way to go.
i don't like relating ma escapades because to me it is just normal to get them wet and waiting. i am still improving myself to go for the 9ners and the 10's on your scale (but in ma scale they are upper 4 and 5), after all NONE BUT THE BRAVE DESERVES THE FAIR |
Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by romme2u: 1:30am On Aug 02, 2016*. Modified: 3:03am On Aug 02, 2016 |
HARDDON: Huh? 
Mehn, how can one continue to stomach royal guys been robbed on d dust of humiliation by these tiny breeds called gurls?
They lose money, honour, time n most importantly, Balls!
my daily drive is: moulding minds n empowering lives globally.
And as u know, it is not the number of years u thread d earth but d lives u impacted positively while u here.
Our lives saint made difficult by helping others, rather it is enhanced!
Kindly tell us ur tale..... We'd Luv to learn from u too yeah the center of gravity keep pulling them into the honeypot trap. shiit happens everyday; before we were born, now that we are balling and long after we are gone. it ain't stopping soon. our advantage will be lost, competition will be higher, boys will become smarter (of course the girls will up their game) and society becomes bloodier with lots of scores to settle. no thanks  Got no tales to tell. |
Romance › Re: Why God Must Punish Poverty (my Experience At The Atm Today) by romme2u: 12:00pm On Jul 31, 2016*. Modified: 12:17pm On Jul 31, 2016 |
FuckTheM0ds: hahaha lol no allow make that belly burst o because of laughter. Thanks sha. Ake happen ke Zenith Bank ATM stand aba ke banking estate nkang udo udoma ado da yak a tear for all i care buharinomics is not smiling on boys down here and udom is dead, but anyhow man go survive  BTW e be like say the way u dress make that copa babe the eye u anyhow. just play her sai monkey, u can visit HARDDON thread titled "guys grill" for tips. Be the Natural and make it tight. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: In What Ways Is Russia Better Than The United States? by romme2u: 9:43am On Jul 31, 2016 |
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