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Jokes Etc › Re: Reason Why I Vowed To Mind My Own Business by romsky: 12:12pm On Feb 04, 2010

remixed version of the mad man who threw u down 3rd mainland bridge

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Joke For The Moderator by romsky: 12:04pm On Feb 04, 2010

his name is at d lower part but i no know about d authencity

Romance › Re: How Long Do U Wait Before You Start Making Love by romsky: 11:00am On Feb 04, 2010

depends on ow fast ur woman heals, some days, others weeks & urs could be hours

Jokes Etc › When A Woman Lies by romsky(op): 10:35am On Feb 04, 2010

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?'' "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband? The Lord asked."Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is not true!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said "no" to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.
Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up with my husband, Had I then said "yes," you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said "yes" to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,

All Women

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Need A Decent Girl For A Relationship (no Pre-marital intimacy Pls) by romsky: 10:29am On Feb 04, 2010

In essence he wants a virgin

Jokes Etc › Re: Pregnant Little Girl by romsky: 10:27am On Feb 04, 2010

na draculars & rabbit tit full hia sha

Romance › Re: My Missing Wife To Be (with Pic) by romsky: 10:22am On Feb 04, 2010

Roki d missing babe looks like u from the lateral view

Romance › Re: How Often Do You Call Your Partner ? by romsky: 10:05am On Feb 04, 2010

flash once yearly

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 9:49am On Feb 04, 2010

true since na u dey on top d bed

Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Name A Parent Can Give A Child? by romsky: 2:45pm On Feb 03, 2010

Oluwatiseojutesu

Jokes Etc › Re: Speeding by romsky: 2:31pm On Feb 03, 2010

some peeps just dont learn

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Joke For The Moderator by romsky: 12:58pm On Feb 03, 2010

Abbey quit playing with sand else i smack ya bombom with the chopped firewood

Jokes Etc › Re: Hapi Bornday Deputy Moderator by romsky(op): 12:53pm On Feb 03, 2010

u r so wrong light was to be everywhere by 2010 but d president is offshore now

Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday Joke For The Moderator by romsky: 12:17pm On Feb 03, 2010

hmm so ben got free help in choppin d firewood for our party cooking cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by romsky(op): 11:21am On Feb 03, 2010

kunbee ya tit dey scare me jor

Jokes Etc › Re: Hapi Bornday Deputy Moderator by romsky(op): 11:11am On Feb 03, 2010

d inglish version will be worse

Ben its time we know d venue oh ehen

Jokes Etc › Re: Hapi Bornday Deputy Moderator by romsky(op): 10:45am On Feb 03, 2010

e be lyk say na 1lt studio dey hope for

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Party by romsky(op): 10:36am On Feb 03, 2010

General Studio abi kro kro infested left yansh carrier

Jokes Etc › Re: Hapi Bornday Deputy Moderator by romsky(op): 10:31am On Feb 03, 2010

Heck no! he is using temitope biscuit & soborodo

Jokes Etc › Re: Hapi Bornday Deputy Moderator by romsky(op): 10:21am On Feb 03, 2010

Abbey give me ur home & office no so i go dey lift u to & fro

lets start with bens' buffday batch 2nyt

Jokes Etc › Hapi Bornday Deputy Moderator by romsky(op): 8:25am On Feb 03, 2010

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way happy birthday

Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower,
wishing your flowers may bloom for year