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 Jokes Etc › Re: Romade And The Earthworm by romsky: 4:18pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
by cash or kind? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 4:17pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
error |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by romsky: 4:17pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
studio i meant ur tytymoyo |
| Jokes Etc › Little Kids by romsky(op): 4:13pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?" The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead." A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by romsky: 3:59pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
bliss lets be frank dont bo so adamant about pipul going offthread d date is still dec 18th let all just get the idea well understood & then by October we get a thread opened for intended attendance, gate fee & any other issue studio wash ur typing pls |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "you See, She Crossed Her Legs: " by romsky: 3:53pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
zip down & see weda she no go run |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Turn Lolabbey To Lol by romsky: 3:47pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
no way |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Oh My! by romsky: 3:46pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
i tire 4 bliss d headmistress |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr 419 ! by romsky: 3:45pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
gud lass |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New Seatbelt Law (pic) by romsky: 3:44pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
na lola b d passenger |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Party by romsky: 3:43pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
studio go be d location driver |
| Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 3:42pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
ask ya pikin first 4 him version |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mr 419 ! by romsky: 3:41pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
lola do yaself a favour! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 3:40pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
na u b witness |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 3:39pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
see witness |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Oh My! by romsky: 3:32pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
bliss stop takin it more dan d literal mining |
| Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 3:31pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
den u dont know d full story |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Constitution Ammendments by romsky: 3:29pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
kerewa na big tym drima |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Am Looking For Mad People To Employ by romsky: 3:28pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
natural tatafolism |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Give Me $20 by romsky: 3:27pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
well my clumsy u asked 4 it |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Oh My! by romsky: 3:26pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
quit flirting |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:26pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
Lola is a girl Romade is her friend na dat tse fly leg size muscle u wan flex |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by romsky: 3:24pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
warri no dey carry last patapata na draw |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Make Way For Fools by romsky: 3:21pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
Make Way For Fools |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Turn Lolabbey To Lol by romsky: 3:21pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
so long u rememba d no of family oldies, parents, kids, babies that cry and then cry unto God in their anguish due to the wickedness |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by romsky: 3:19pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
real wah |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by romsky: 3:18pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
lola see y wen u fail u go lie say na tisha fail u sylve11: romade: Lolabbey: |
| Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 3:14pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
d advice came too late madam go gather money 4 surgery |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 3:13pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
ifemi u don old o abi dem no tell u pepeye na insyd super story abi papa ajasco shioor & u go dey claim say u current wia toddlers dey |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Oh My! by romsky: 3:11pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
u no see say she carry her skirt pick race lyk say rapture don come |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by romsky: 3:10pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
i hia say he neva collect him common xtrance result as he no gree pay 4 d registration |
| Jokes Etc › Re: About Gettin Married by romsky(op): 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2009 |
wat has God got to do with his careleaness |
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