₦airaland Forum

toyetade:
You may be legally resident but your foundation is faulty. You got your residency through fraud by using other people's passport. You will be found out. This is why you can only do security and cleaning job and you think that is what everybody is doing

I got residency through fraud? Lol. I've placed a wager for you to tell how you obtained yours but you're elusive. You're a clown. Perhaps you know too much about manipulating the immigration system and think everyone is same as you.

Come online to brag about your phantom 2.7k earnings when in reality the opposite is the case. Your type is the one who assume they're better than everyone else coz they have a little paying job. And in your stupid mind you're better than janitors, security staff, carer etc? Clown. I work in the highest paying sector and you can never match my earnings and qualification even as I'm not cut out to boast about like your low esteem self. If you think you are a better earner, let's post a screen shot of our wages slip for public evaluation. Talk is cheap. Now get lost. Chump!

BoiledHead:
Cranium is a protective cage in which the brain resides. The cranium has little or function as regards one's state of mind.

ITK. Better go and sleep. It's not us that say you should not have d!ck to fvck.

You just prove your foolhardiness once more. When someone don't have a cranium can they have neurons? You have no cranium, automatically translate to lack of neurons as they can't exist without one. Olodo.

You're a disgrace to men. Having sex is now something to gloat about? Ode.

Wow. Some people can be so dense. This show of retardation ain't normal. They (villagers) must have trade this thing cranium for a sacrifice to the gods.

I think everyone or most people may have had such experience when they were young and inexperienced in the dating game. But as we age we love less and involve our brains in whatever decision we're to make in a relationship. At 25 and over, anyone who finds himself in such situation is a fool forever.

toyetade:
I leave you to your ignorance and destitution. You think it is like Nigeria where only bankers earn highest. My people perish for lack of knowledge. We are not at the same level. I actually receive £2700 every week if you care to know. Go on with your fraudulent living using other people's green card and arrangee marriage. You will perish and return home empty when you are found out.

You're a fool and a clever by half clown. I don't have to use anyone's residence card as I'm as legal as the British PM. You get £27k weekly not only £2.7k olodo. You give doctors a run for their money here. Braggadocio. Dindirin!

toyetade:
[s]Your brain doesnt appear to be working well. You are a typical Nigerian who thinks you have to make it at all cost and you refuse to find out what purpose your life is meant to serve. You see Tom dick and harry going abroad and you follow them and want to make it there at all cost. Lasting success does come that way. For your information, Myself and my family became a british citizen more than 8 years ago and I earn over £400 a day as an accountant in the UK. I didn't have to go through those your fraudulent ways to get papers. If that is the way you got your papers . You will soon be found out and you will be deported. All your labour over those years will be wasted and you will return in shame. If you cannot survive through legal means why don't you return home [/s]

You're a schmuck for dessiminating falsehood and thinking you're addressing a tool like your befuddled self. Your family just got naturalised less than 10years ago on what merits? How and what immigration basis did they obtain their residency since yourself and them weren't born in Britain? Point it out let me expose your sleazy ass for the public glee. Ashlock!

You earn over £400 a day as an ordinary accountant? You are an inexperienced liar. An average accountant in the UK earns between £26 to 50k depending on experience. Earning over £400 a day means you're on £96k annual wage. Unless you work as the GM of HSBC, Barclays can you bag such amount. Punk, now get lost before I bounce on your oblong head.

toyetade:
Ignorant indeed. Why are you advising somebody to start using someone else green card or arrangee marriage. You are part of the corrupt Nigerians. Righteousness exalt a nation but sin is a reproach. Getting green card through falsehood doesn't mean you can prosper with it. There are thousands of Nigerian who have got their visa and green card through legal means. If it is not your way it is not. You can prosper in Nigeria not necessarily in the USA

Okay, now placidness is beginning to elude me with all these cobblers from teenagers. You're obviously still being fed by your parents and think life is black and white. Pal, when you grow up and start hustling for mula you'd start understanding that life goes beyond eating 3square meal from momma' kitchen and receiving pocket allawee which you spend on those little lassies on your hood while forming "I'll hammer for this life".

Perhaps, whenever you grow up and become independent you'd grasp what it means to survive abroad and the rigours of struggles involves out here. When and if you happen to find yourself in Europe or America without the legal papers don't ever use anyone's residency to get yourself a job, Mr. Pecksniffian. Now run along momma has served dinner before I plug my foot into your slimy anorectal. Chump!

darkenedrebel:
Have you ever paid a visit to red light areas in Amsterdam?.

The nunneries there bear semblance to a payphone; and each sex worker has her own booth.
You are also afforded a wide array to select from - Milfs, Skinny, Redbone, fire-and-brimstone variety(no BBWs though).

I'm sure if you ever beheld them unclad, it would negate your preconceived notions about prostitutes in general. Or you could just ring the pïmp(s) in that locale if you want room service.

I haven't even gotten to the best part yet: all you have to pay is a meagre 50 Euros(room service excepted).

Sex workers have class, brov. .

I'm sure patronizers of these bordellos do so because they lack the intestinal fortitude or time, as the case may be to deal with the emotional baggage that tacks with a normal boy-and-girl relationship.

You really can't blame us though.
Man must knack - even if na olosho.

Lol. Perhaps, I may think differently should I try one someday. There are very clean and attractive strumpets though that mere sighting their crural one would experience a hard-on. I see them at clubs here, sultry and alluring babes and may give it a try soon. If conji strikes and mi novia ain't available to demulcent the tension.

@bold it's quite apt. Some people are just too occupied so much that they can't afford the time to experience an amatory relationship so these route is the easiest way out to 'relax'. Some have also posited that it's less expensive to engage the services of women of easy virtue than embark on a love relationship. What do you make of this?

I'm not sure I'll have a hard-on at the unclothness of a prostitute. Even if I had one unknowingly and she mention she's a call girl it may go flaccid. Looking at them I just feel they're dirty and unkempt.

Amaski:
I don't usually comment on social media but l want like to chip in some advice. I have lived in the United States for 10yrs now and currently like in Texas. Life is nit as easy as people may think. It's always good to get advice from people that live where you plan to emigrate.

There is no guarantee in life whether you have 2.1 or 1.1 in any course. I know of a friend that had 1.1 in Petroleum Engineering that was recently laid off from work few months ago and it is not easy getting another job. Some even have masters and Ph.D. in Geoscience but no work. It's all about the grace of God.

Please do not even think of living in another country illegally. Don't be fooled by people who paint all kind of rosy stories about America. Life is not as easy as one might think. Even some of your friends and family members there will paint a rosy picture to you just to make them look good or respected. They visit Nigeria and spend money lavishly that some do borrow from banks or using their credit cards all to create a false impression that they are living a good life outside Nigeria. Please don't be fooled by it.

Life is much easier in Nigeria even when you don't have a job. You have friends and family members that keeps you going each day despite the difficulties you go through. Most of the time, you have nobody abroad to help you in times of need. Some live paycheck to paycheck and can't survive one week without a paycheck coming. You pay bills and taxes here unlike in Nigeria where it is not that much.

Some people might reason while I haven't relocate back home if life in Nigeria is better. I am working on that and looking for a job that will take care of my family and I will make the move immediately. I live in Nigeria for almost 30yrs and have live in the U.S for 10yrs now as a citizen The thing that is keeping most people here are the availability of basics things like electricity, good roads (in some cases), relative security but made worst with open gun carry laws in Texas. Just keep praying to God and doing anything legal to support yourself until things improve in the future.

How's the bold possible. Did you acquire the citizenship same day you entered the US?

You have some point but suggesting life in Nigeria is better than the US or anywhere in the West is risible. You pay bills, lives on paycheck and have family and friends blablabla is a joke. Pal, only lazy asses without a promising profession or skills depends on state benefits or have problem with footing their bills and lives on credit. When you have a decent job, you don't have problem with bills. You may not save much but can take care of your personal bills.

And I'm sure you were having a laugh by inferring Naija is better coz family and friends can support you in dire times of needs. My question to you is, why would anyone decide to live a life depending on others or jettison an option of an independent living over that of a liability on others?

toyetade:
What kind of advice is this , to use someone else green card or arrangee marriage . This is how you people has given Nigeria a bad name abroad. Is going to the US a do or die thing. If you can't get it in a legal, then look elsewhere

Please get lost with your sanctimonious and ignorant self if you have nothing rational to say. Survival in life is no goat meat pepper soup where the meat stares you in the face, it's deeper than you can ever grasp. Your reasoning is pathetic.

Sugarhugs:
Will try.

This is too pedestrian and stodgy response for the young man's request. If you're sure of any job openings or have direct connection to one you'd have come up with an unfaltering retort like asking for his mail addy where you can request for his CV and relevant documents.

Or if you were just blowing hot air, disregarding his request would have been a better option than the asinine response to his dire plea of a job.

You have relatives in America is no guarantee of an entry visa. On what basis do you think the visa is even guarantee and you merit one?

You also said something like studying and being illegal at same time. Such a contradiction. You can't be studying and same time be living illegally. Illegal immigrants can't secure admission to study anywhere in the West. And for you to be thinking of migrating as a postgrad student (if that's what you meant by studying there) means you're looking at spending an average of 5million naira tuition fees. I think if you had such amount of money you won't be thinking of traveling in the first place but invest on a business.

But let's assume you can secure a visa, it'll be the best option for you. In the US, you can secure a job even as an illegal immigrant with someone's green card and save money to pay for an arrangee marriage which will enable you apply for a green card and regularise your immigration status. It usually cost $5000 and with a descent job you can save such in few months or if you're lucky you could get a lady pregnant and secure your green card.

Let me also warn that you'd find life difficult living illegally in any country as there are legion of public services and privileges you can't access, like we have in the UK too. But with the present harsh situation in Nigeria, I'd have moved too if I were you. Any young unemployed Nigerian, or even the ones earning peanuts should leave that shit hole as there's no future there, but Canada should be their top destination choice.

whiteybankz:
Bros u are totally wrong for that, but I don't have to defend myself. Thanks though

Mate, most of the time guys who sought for friendship from women abroad on social media sites like Facebook are either looking for financial assistance or an easier route to entry visas. That may not have been your intent but your narrative have the blueprint of someone seeking for financial freedom.

There was no where in your inditing where you mentioned if you have any emotional feelings towards any of these women or if any makes you feel happy, it was centralised on what they did and keep doing for you. That's a signal of a leech, fam.