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Romance / Re: Serious Advice Needed Here by ronald4lif(m): 2:18pm On Jul 28, 2016
MarshRiley:

Bros,the thing don tire me
I no know weda na juju abi na just plain stupidity

No such thing as juju, he's just plain silly. The earlier he get back to his senses and discontinue all communication with her the better. He's just her meal ticket, a maga.

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Romance / Re: HELP! Should I Kick My Friend Out Of The House Or Let Him Stay? by ronald4lif(m): 2:12pm On Jul 28, 2016
Call your friend on the phone and inform him of his lodging in his house and prevail on him to let bygone be bygone but if he repudiate all plea entries then inform this friend what the owner of the house said and he should please leave.

Should he insist on not leaving then just stay withdrawn until he comes kick him out himself. I don't think he's going to kick you out as well if he comes.

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Romance / Re: Serious Advice Needed Here by ronald4lif(m): 1:58pm On Jul 28, 2016
Abeg make una no make person laugh, too early mbok. He called for a break-up when they were never dating and she pleaded he shouldn't let go even as she insisted that he's not her boyfriend? Abeg make the mugu receive sense na. grin

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Politics / Re: Street Traders And Hawkers Protest In Lagos by ronald4lif(m): 1:53pm On Jul 28, 2016
Good. Let's see how Ambode's draconian law prohibiting streets hawking subsist. You don't ban street hawking when there are very limited means of survival. Take the protest to state government house people. Rubbish.

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Education / Re: Renovation of toilets in OAU Hostel (Photos) by ronald4lif(m): 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2016
Wow, so students were living in this disgusting place before now. Just wow.
Romance / Re: Please Help A Brother! by ronald4lif(m): 1:35am On Jul 28, 2016
What name did you save the sender's number with? If it's not a suggestive name then lie to her it's your female cousin or sister. Arrange and prevail on one of your sisters or a cousin to call her and act like she was the one who sent the message. Easy stuff.
Romance / Re: Is Sexting Also Cheating? by ronald4lif(m): 1:11am On Jul 28, 2016
Eniqurl:
capital CHEATING

Really? What if the two people sexting lives miles apart, like in different continents and with no intent of ever meeting, that's cheating?

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Romance / Re: Lady Accused Of Sleeping With Calabar Men Cos She Upgraded To Iphone6s In 2weeks by ronald4lif(m): 10:50pm On Jul 27, 2016
Like seriously? People still think like this? This can't be true.

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Romance / Re: Should A Lady Spend On A Guy She's Dating?. by ronald4lif(m): 10:48pm On Jul 27, 2016
Why's this even an issue? She should spend if she can, not a big deal. But I don't like to be spent on by a lady.

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Claims To Be A Virgin. by ronald4lif(m): 8:41pm On Jul 27, 2016
Toks2008:


I will advice you broaden your understanding about that word.

Its a word coined out of the Jewish name onan who was commanded by God to sleep with the widow of his dead older brother in order to keep his lineage and he actually did as commanded but rather than put his fluid in her, he withdrew and spilled it on the floor.

What you read is just an erroneous definition .But whatever rocks your boat.

What's my business with the origination of the word, Mr. Toks? And you called it erroneous when dictionary has proven otherwise and fact staring you in the face after you inferred I was guilty of malapropism. Are you more learned than the dictionary or what are you saying?

You also said I should widen my understanding of the word. I think that should be redirected to you who has failed to grasp that the term onanism like many other has broader meanings. Preach that to yourself, mister.

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Claims To Be A Virgin. by ronald4lif(m): 7:37pm On Jul 27, 2016
Toks2008:


Ladies don't indulge in onanism but guys do and you can't indulge in onanism without actual copulation.

Onanism is the act of disengagement by a man during copulation before expulsion .

Here's the meaning of onanism as I don't have much time to revel in otioseness. Onanism is another term for masturbatíon and you think only men masturbates?

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Romance / Re: When A Lady Claims To Be A Virgin. by ronald4lif(m): 6:23pm On Jul 27, 2016
Toks2008:


Why juxtapose onanism with self servicing? they are very different .

How are they different?
Family / Re: Was He Right To Have Done This? by ronald4lif(m): 2:29am On Jul 27, 2016
Like someone pointed out already, her being remorseful may just be a calculated schema to have her passport returned until they get back to the States then she'll address his idiocy. He shouldn't lose his breath just yet.

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Family / Re: Was He Right To Have Done This? by ronald4lif(m): 2:22am On Jul 27, 2016
OmoAlata1:
that guy is a foolish boy, if i was the wife, I will let him seize the passport and go to US embassy as soon as possible for a new one (it will most likely be a long process). I will take picture of injuries he caused and report him to US embassy and then report his stupiDD a$$ to the police as soon as I enter US.

Finito. Ceasing her passport doesn't mean sh1t. She can always get a new one from US consulate in Lagos. Pics of evidence of violence taken to the consulate is also enough to nail him.

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Travel / Re: Day And Night Pictures Of Abuja Satellite area by ronald4lif(m): 11:18pm On Jul 26, 2016
Amazing view. Sweet Abuja, how I love that city. Very peaceful and quiet unlike Lagos, a very lousy city.,
Romance / Re: When A Lady Claims To Be A Virgin. by ronald4lif(m): 10:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
LOL. Any lady virgin who indulges in onanism is no longer one. There are different forms of sexual intercourse and self-servicing is one of them. If she wänks she no be virgin again. Period. grin

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Events / Re: My 22nd Birthday by ronald4lif(m): 7:29pm On Jul 26, 2016
ROZZAYY:
hehehehe 22 from now till i go o

I'd wanted to ask if 22 is your football age until I saw this. Was wondering at what age you got married and had your grown up son. Sha, happy birthday o. Have fun mbok.

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Romance / Re: Guy Buys His Girlfriend A G Wagon As An Apology Gift by ronald4lif(m): 7:23pm On Jul 26, 2016
Naija ladies will be like dude is damn romantic.

Money is good. More reason why every financially crippled dude should leave girls alone and focus on money-making enterprising. If you've got the mula, you can always have your way around them.

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Romance / Re: What Is It With Nigerian Ladies And Fake American Accent? by ronald4lif(m): 6:33pm On Jul 26, 2016
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Romance / Re: Halfricanadian Enter Here by ronald4lif(m): 6:30pm On Jul 26, 2016
Donlino:
So all this epistle for somebody that is not mentally stable..... This boys no dey hear word!..... angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 : The BENEFACTORS Of KINGINVAHALA Disqualification by ronald4lif(m): 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2016
Monalisa185:



trust me, doing that here will only worsen her situation, she appears to be someone who takes every single thing that happens on the internet hook line and sinker.

she appears to be a young fellow who's still very fragile at heart, treating her folly here, like you said won't stop her from ignoring some silly mentions like the one the jobless op gave her.

She needs help and if you feel you can help her, then you have to go private with her... Just saying

Ok. sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 : The BENEFACTORS Of KINGINVAHALA Disqualification by ronald4lif(m): 1:19pm On Jul 26, 2016
BARRIKADE:
[i] [b] I dey respekt that guy no be small.the level of maturity he's shown says a lot. Abeg,boss....if the girl dey disturb u too..address her fùck up.
#NoTime.

No, she doesn't get me involve, them never born am na. Na just her comments about their sour affair dey vex me. Dude is my longtime G here and that's just why I have been constrain to deal with her tirades towards him coz I noticed he still got a thing for her.

If to say him don fully bone her and she dey misbehave I for don handle her matter tey tey. Babe wey no dey even fit write wetin person dey understand dey form? Chai, internet sha. Giving everybody room to yarn dust and form important.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 : The BENEFACTORS Of KINGINVAHALA Disqualification by ronald4lif(m): 1:12pm On Jul 26, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Thought you are contestingcheesy

Are you not contesting cheesy

Yes, I'm contesting for your love and once I'm fed up smacking my present inamorata fanny I'm so coming for you. That I assure you. wink
Family / Re: Ngu Nebuchadnezzar Returns From Russia After 36 Years (pic) by ronald4lif(m): 1:07pm On Jul 26, 2016
Too much swags, 35years no be beans. grin

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 : The BENEFACTORS Of KINGINVAHALA Disqualification by ronald4lif(m): 1:03pm On Jul 26, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Vote roland4lif for Mr Nl 2016


Signed Ahnie

Campaign manager

Yimu! Will contest after you do.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 : The BENEFACTORS Of KINGINVAHALA Disqualification by ronald4lif(m): 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2016
BARRIKADE:
[i][b]Are you seriously this dümb? since the moment you decided to air ur dirty laundry online, people will always attempt to lure you into spitting even more messed up shít than you already have.a trick you keep falling for, time after time.
And if you're too blind to see that,then you're even dumber than I thought.even I would fùck ur friends if I was stuck in a relationship with you. ur stupìdity is suffocating.

Touché!!! This sums it up. I've been wanting to address her idiocy but have been reluctant just for the respect I have for firstking01 since it appears he's not over her yet. But this is the real sh1t. She's becoming too annoying and if Mr. King would permit me I need to address her folly squarely.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Girls Always Broke by ronald4lif(m): 7:53pm On Jul 25, 2016
Mzflexydeeva:

I don't have to explain anything. You and ur likes should stop complaining. It's only the stingy guys that sing this psalm. Guys buy brand new cars for ladies & no one hears about it. Simply cos she asked for recharge card is an issue. The only guys allowed to say stuff like this are those who have never had cause to spend a lady's 50 kobo..... Peace

Oh please, a guy doesn't have to be stingy to lament about the sponging attitude of today's generation women. The stingy guys card is platitudinous and stale already and can no longer stand as a cogent defence of the parasitic attitude accustomable to ladies.

A guy doesn't have to be stingy to know that a lady he just started seeing demanding for money is irresponsible, shameless and a parasite. How was she surviving before he met the guy that she would now want to make him her meal ticket? It's not a problem to buy one's partner a car, that's not the issue. The issue is leeching off a guy in a relationship as a birth right.

May I also inform you that anyone can buy their partner a car? Coz I've noticed whenever it comes to buying and receiving expensive gifts ladies becomes the only worthy beneficiaries while the guys are perpetual expenders.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Girls Always Broke by ronald4lif(m): 6:44pm On Jul 25, 2016
Mzflexydeeva:
to get go no be by force o.....

Oh really? So this is the defence you can come up with for the cadging and parasitic deportment of you and the likes in your mold? Since we're not compelled to date ladies is a justification for the sponging attitude? Elucidate please.
Romance / Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Girls Always Broke by ronald4lif(m): 6:39pm On Jul 25, 2016
A host of them live fake lives and mostly live above their means so no matter what their close-knitted relatives gives them is never enough. They feel the need to impress their friends, appear posh and such lifestyle drain their little resources. You see the human hairs, the handbags, make-ups, the brand wears they wear cost money and that's why relationship is like their only 'investment' to keep up with this acquisition and fake lives. They call it packaging.

To these set of bimbettes, please be my girlfriend automatically translate to "I want to start taking up your financial responsibility" from today. What exactly do they have to offer a guy? Nothing, zilch purpose except the sex of which they enjoy more. I no fit shout o mbok.

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Politics / Re: Kerosene Hits All-time High Price by ronald4lif(m): 3:39pm On Jul 25, 2016
dearpreye:


Just realised? It's being a one chance government since inception. Guy, for about 6 months the economy was on autopilot. We are paying for that stupidity.

Just hoping things get better coz if this government fails Nigeria at the end of it tenure then I may conclude that there's no hope for the country, not in my generation coz I earnestly don't know who'll salvage us. Corruption is deeply embedded in the psyche of an average Nigerian and Buhari is one of the measly few I believed was incorrupt and would save this country. embarassed
Politics / Re: Kerosene Hits All-time High Price by ronald4lif(m): 1:07pm On Jul 25, 2016
This thing is getting out of hand o. It's like this APC government is one chance. cry

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND 2016 : What People Will Say If Any Of This TOP5 Wins. by ronald4lif(m): 9:06pm On Jul 24, 2016
Keep calm and vote iamkingzlee. Fresh king, the deserving heir to the throne. Be a part of his eminent epoch victory and you'd never regret it.

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