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Congrats girl!


Op you called her Nkechi but the certificate I'm seeing calls her Nkiru. Abi sun plenty for this my Room 089?

Confuse ka di ba!

Dat guy no resemble congolese o!

Jchi9876:
But why is this dude so skinny him no dey chop ni?

Bros the guy dey chop, he dey watch weight; abi recession no reach ya side?

............ And our brothers knowing fully well that this evil rice is harmful still they will import it into the country!

....... And our regulatory agencies seeing this evil rice arrive into the country, but for a little handout will allow the importers to bring this poison into our market!


Which way nigeria?

Leta sombodi go tell me recession dey; country hard!

Dis people get 2 heads?
Abi dem dey stay for moon?

I reject poverty!

Congrats jare my bros!

My dear from your story, I deduced she's indeed a good lady but I can't advise anyone to marry out of pity. If you don't love her, please do well to release her.


If her shortcomings in your post are the main reason why you wantto call it quits with her, I will advise that you look before you leap. I believe love conquers all. If you really love her, you won't even know that such flaws exit in her because to me they are reallly negligible.

Know that in marriage 'iron doesn't sharpen iron but wood'. I mean you as an extrovert will fair well in marriage with an introvert. Don't try to change this disposition in her because you can't. With love tell her you will love her inputs on every discussion. Please don't trivialize her inputs. When they out of point,with love make her to see reasons. With love tell and teach her how you want her to dress. Show her those attires when you see them on people and on TV. Take her too the places she can get them. Go the extra mile of buying some for her intermittently. Please teach her waywardness. Make sure the new way you want her to dress isntoff fromthe way she was raised up or against her belief. This type of person you don't just tell her things you show her. And because she wants to marry, she would oblige and make some amends. Please don't expect the 'change' to be 100%, youmust make some sarifices by learning how to adapt in some certain situations.



But if in your heart of hearts, you've deided to call it quits, please tactically do so now. You can start by telling her that your parents vehemently reject your idea of marrying an older lady. All the same, please make sure you part on a good note with her. Shalom!

So this guy was detained afterall? But in his purported press release, he said he was in his house relaxing!


Confuse ka di ma!

Okokobioko!
Confuse ka di ma!

Na underwear dey play ball?

Mr publicist you mean your oga, seun can buy thousands of iphones: legally or illegally?

Keep decieving yourselves, you think we can't differentiate between a sound from an arse and that produced by a table?

He should thank his stars that the talisman in the name 'celebrity' saved him from being lynched yesterday.

No matter his cleverliness, the movie of his inglorious escapade will soon surface before the year runs out.

Attention seekers!
Drivers no dey abi dem no sabi drive again?

Ask4Info:
Seun Egbegbe, i am a well brought up child who was taught NEVER to curse anyone but SEUN EGBEGBE THUNDER WILL STRIKE YOU FOR THIS OBVIOUS LIE. What do you take people for? You think everyone is like you this bloody illiterate who if he speaks 10 words, 8 are missiles from syria while the last 2 will sound like Shekaraus grinade.

Who goes to a shop to pick stuffs and doesn't tell a staff of the store to follow them to their car to pick cash or rather you go to your car and pick the cash while leaving the items in the shop.


Seun Egbegbe you are a thief and a very professional one. You aren't new to this trade. Maybe your babalawo decided to do substandard jazz this time around when you will be shortchanging the old man his share of the loot.

Several people on the previous thread made mention of how he was caught stealing in Ilupeju and Abuja of recent but manage to manuever his way out.


NO WONDER TOYIN AIMAKHU FELL FOR YOU WHEN YOU WERE DASHING HER LATEST GADGETS. THE BABE PROBABLY EVEN KNEW WHAT THIS GUY DOES TO SUPPORT HIS SO CALLED "PRODUCER" CAREER.

I KEEP TELLING YOU ALL, THESE PEOPLE ARE BROKE, FAKE AND ARE POORER THAN THE POOREST PERSON ON THIS FORUM.



DOES HE SELL PHONES AS A RETAILER? IF THE ANSWER IS NO! THEN SEUN IS A BIG CRIMINAL. WHAT DOES HE NEED 9 IPHONES FOR?

PLEASE WHO HAS TOYIN AIMAKHU'S NUMBER? I WANT TO TELL HER TO RETURN THE IPHONE 6, N6, BLACKBERRY PASSPORT, IPAD AIR, MACBOOK AND WRISTWATCHES EGBEGBE GAVE TO HER WHILE THEY WERE STILL SHAGGING, AS ALL THOSE ITEMS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE STOLEN.

LADIES MONEY IS GOOD BUT ALWAYS FIND OUT TO THE LAST DETAILS WHAT YOUR MAN REALLY DOES FOR A LIVING. IT IS BETTER TO FOLLOW AN AVERAGE GUY THAT EARNS GENUINELY, THAN A CRIMINAL WHO IS VERY RICH.

Gbam!
You've said it all

Case closed!

Osanobua e! Dis guy juju dey 4 toilet wen dis one happen!

A clear case of 'everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.'

That sales girl must be a born again christian that's why the juju couldn't hold sway.

So all these eight years, Obama never deemed it fit to visit this great country called Nigeria despite our unalloyed support during his campaign? Ungrateful soul!


Just watch when he steps down, Nigeria would be one first countries he would visit. Can someone tell me what he would be coming to do then?

Mbok! Wey dat oyibo boy wey post for facebook say Trrump go die and hillary go win?


Abeg mu una ask am how market?

leticia28:
Pls house am sorry 4 deviating frm d topic but I need an urgent answer. What date should I use as my graduation date if I finished frm school in 2015 and certificate is bearing 2016?

2016 bro

See as the whole process is peaceful; people queueing with orderliness to cast in their votes. Here, some urchins working in tandem with the police and military personnels would have snatched some ballot boxes!

Nigerians hope we are seing and learning?

nitroblitz01:
so na the Dada go really show say him don give him life to God.... Niggas be reasonable... Where God write for bible say dada na sin biko... This religiousness is the reason we can't get pass this. You this Adeboye is a fool to have created the modern redeemed Christian church of God. If Jesus should come today so many of those spiritual forming Christians won't aline with him. Remember they didn't see him as a son of God cos he never recognized with their ways. Remember. Low hair cut, shave beards, looking all innocent no be holy man. Be you and be good to others. Bless G.

But uncle, why bring Adeboye for the matter na? Na so you dey reason your own matter? Na wa o!

He abi she?
I can't find the 'she'!

What a waste again!
Dem boko haram no dey finish?


I thought Boko Haram has been technically defeated as asserted by the army chief?

All dis risk, on top how much as salary?

All this grammar no be style to add money on top 145 naira a litre for fuel?

Devil don pick this girl call finally!
Should I say congrats?

The arresting and probing of this judges are the only good this administration has done to this country. The excesses of this judges need to be curtailed.
I don't care where and how the arrest and probing started, somebody must surely serve as a scape goat.