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christinie:
Buhari making Nigerian environment very convenient for criminals on a daily basis.


Sack Buhari!


Sack Baba!

Aunty why call Buhari na?
Has Lagos been so safe before he took over?

This type of sketchy info sucks!
What type of help did the man really render?


Abi the o.p. Just wanted us to know that he's good at collecting old remains?

If I dare see any minister in company of any young girl that is fit to be his daughter, wooo ya tori go be food for 'Mr Common sense'.


But Mr Common sense, how far with ya fellow senators and members of house of reps wey we cary our hands elect? If we catch them make we chuke face inside bush waka front? Dos wans dem be saints?

Talk now o make we reason am now o!

Me sef I'm just making a common sense!

Please when will this type of sledge hammer lands on the likes of Dstv?

Una don stone the grammarian abi?
Make una wait for big big grammar wey e go use stone una back!
Una go hearam!

Haba NUBESS na only una waka come for Abuja?

Na wa o!
This is how people eat themselves to death. How can a full fledged adult eat something he does not know its name and still has the audacity to rush to an online social platform to announce even with pictures of how he was entertained with the animal he couldn't even describe?

Na Buhari abi APC cause this one?

Meeeeeeeen!
Women and their body system sha!
See that lady that used to be lanky don turn to orobo!

The guy is a nigerian I know him personally. He is Adegbenga Olutinubu.

Nice cake!


But who is Mr Dimeji Edward?

Congrats kidnapper!

Some tribalistic bigots will start pointing to one direction!

But who taught these people all these arts?

Just watch out, Davido will be among the first people to drive this car in Nigeria!

Pinshure or adont beliv it!

After this what next?
Will they be absorbed into the military?

Hope there is a form of insurance on those guys for embarking on such a dangerous and rigorous feat?

Congrats!
You've finally won her heart and as well made history!




U be igbo?

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How many people e don help?

Pleeeeenty!!!!!!!!!!
All dos way ward girls for universities!
All dos corporate asheeewos in the banking, telecom sectors etc
All dos asheeewos in the entertainment industries! Some wayward OAPs sef follow!
These ones na for Naija alone o!


Make I mention dos ladies e don help for abroad?

Now tell me, pesin wey help all dis pipo no try?

The Lagos State Police Command has arrested a 26-year-old banker, Daniel Makanjuola, for using a cloned West African Senior School Certificate and Lagos State University’s statement of result to secure employment at the Wema Bank Plc, Marina branch, on the Lagos Island.

The police said Makanjuola had paraded himself as a degree holder in marketing with Second Class, Upper Division, before his arrest.

He was also said to have tendered a forged National Youth Service Corps discharge certificate and a reference letter to the bank. He claimed to have obtained the letter from United Bank for Africa, his purported former workplace.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the suspect, who hails from Ijero Local Government Area in Ekiti State, had joined the bank in 2013, before he was sacked in July 2015 after the documents were confirmed to be fake.

It was gathered that the fraudulent act was discovered after the management sent a letter to the UBA to verify the genuineness of the reference letter. The UBA was said to have denied knowledge of Makanjuola and the letter.

Our correspondent learnt that the discovery prompted the bank to write West African Examinations Council and LASU, which also disclaimed the results. The suspect was arrested after the case was reported at the Lion Building Police Station.

The bank’s Public Relations Officer, Emela Esohe, said Makanjuola owned up to the act before a disciplinary committee.

The suspect, in a statement he made to the police, also confessed to the crime and explained how he obtained the forged certificates.

He said he resorted to the act to alleviate the poverty in his family, adding that it was one Vincent who helped him to get the reference letter.

He said, “I am actually a National Diploma holder. I secured the fake WASCE and LASU results, using a search engine and CorelDraw application. I scanned an NYSC certificate and used some applications to edit it. I did it in order to put an end to the suffering of my poor family. I am the only son of my father. I want the authority to be compassionate with my case. I was only trying to live a better life.”

A police prosecutor, Inspector I. Okeke, arraigned Makanjuola at a Tinubu Magistrate’s Court on three counts of forgery.

The charges read in part, “That you, Daniel Makanjuola sometime in September 2013, at Wema Bank, Marina, Lagos Island, in the Lagos Magisterial District, did forge West Africa Senior School Certificate, dated December, 2005 with candidate number, 5250209357 and certificate number, ASSCP 3841537.

“That you forged notification of final year examination result 2008/2009 academic session from LASU with reference number, LASU/E&R/405, dated March 11, 2010 and use it to secure employment at Wema Bank Plc.”

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charges before the presiding magistrate, Mr. A. Adefulire.

Adefulire admitted him to bail in the sum of N100,000 with two sureties in like sum. He adjourned the case till October 22, 2015.

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If the excesses of these fulani herdsmen remain unchecked, it will surely metamorphose to what we are experiencing from the boko haram.

All those saying she should go and marry, did she tell you she doesn't want to marry? Will she marry herself? Why don't you guys go on a bended knee and start proposing to her?

What's the name of the movie?

Meeeeeeen, no matter Charlie boy's madness and wierdness, he has got a great stature and physique. Who would've imagined that he is more than 60 years old with a grand child of about 20 years old?

Should I call it nemesis?

The former senior special assistant to the ex president should check his cupboard to see if there is any skeleton in there and quickly get rid of it as soon as possible!

They would rush and send their children abroad to receive qualitative education and trainings but they would stay put in the country to frustrate us by making useless laws and policies that are not beneficial to us!

The moniker suggests he is a male. The story suggests she is a female!

Na only you waka come?

Amaechi too is a lawyer!

Why won't they uphold his victory when ghana-must-go bags must have exchanged hands?

Are thy learners?

Tell Akiolu say na d spirit of Lagoon wey e be invoke against innocent people na e don visit am for house!

Una hear smell of mess una dey complain; if una come see d shit propa how market go be?

This Awka boy!

The son's bow tie!

Meeeeeeeen see the guy watch laso!
Omo see fine uniform with plenty decorations!

I swear this guy reach headquarters o!