₦airaland Forum

We were told fishes drink so much water, but in essence; it has been proved that they don't drink water.

Will my beloved Nairalanders blame my daddy, GEJ on this too?

You can use Raid insectiside to kill Ebola virus

Going by the way things are in the country, this set of people will only get job in this country by special miracle from God.

gawu1: Then, tell him & his cohorts to stop stealing or best if he resign to his creek nobody will care not to call him any more

For your information, I'm compiling a comprehensive list of defaulters to be sent to the DSS headquarters, Abuja. Don't say I didn't warn you guys o!

millionboi: BROS calm down, d man no broke,he is jst advtizin himself 2PDP/APC 4appointment

Baba I now understand better!
Thanks bro

Mama, you came to the world unsung; but you went home a heroine. Your closing act overwhelms whatever inaction or mistakes you must have made while alive. You Were indeed a super woman. It never occured to us that you would exit this plane in this macabre Ebola show.

Rest in peace a rare mother!
Vous etes une femme unique!!

You can air your opinions but don't call GEJ names please!

@ op

Que Dieu te benise

But wetin carry Nigeria reach water wia e go dey sink deeper and deeper dey go?

Is this girl the same Ebube Nwagbo that I used to know?
I guess Transfiguration has taken place in her life!

Alhaji if what u said is nothing but truth, I 'll advice you go back to your village and appease the gods of the land. That is where your problems come from. Take time to search and find out if you oppressed any one while you were in the House; and he or she hit a hand on the ground and vowed that you will never see any good.
It is not any understandable that a former speaker will be so broke; when it was so obvious that you weren't a saint while you were in the House.
I know somebody that was a member of the House for a tenure just as you were: 1999 - 2003. He has a five star hotel in his state capital and other assets. He is still living large.
For you to be this broke is shows you have been a spendthrift.
You are hoping on God to give you a second chance, abi? You think He will you another because He created only you on earth, isn't it? You think we don't aspire and pray to be where you have been; at least to have a taste of good life even for once?

I'm sure America must surely retaliate.

Who put fire for NFF house?
A. GEJ
B. PDP
C. APC
D. Boko Haram
E. Ebola Virus
F. None of the above

Choose your answer and count your teeth with your tongue!

But with every seriousness, can somebody tell me what FG has been doing with all the monies it has been borrowing?

Indeed mama I salute your courage in saving a greater number of us and Africa at large!

Stori Aiye!
Na today!

I suspect this FG's romance with Buhari lately. I see this gesture by FG as a bait to lure Buhari back to PDP or to get him endeared to GEJ led government.

Whaaaaaaat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please somebody should inform Bola Tinubu, Gani Adams and co that these evil people have located us here o!
Let them call our boys up to restratagize before things go out of hand o!

No time to say no time o!

This drug will definitely cure ebola and America knows that; and that's why they've decided to come up with this campaign of calumny against the manufacturer of Nano silver drug. They never envisaged that such a rare cure of the dreaded disease would ever emerge from Africa.

What a great loss!
Rest in peace sir.

Na Nokia torch own we dey wait!

Oluwa wa o!

E be like say d ebola fear don comot fot dia eyes o!
Ebola be pursue dem inside before na!

Good news!
But oga governor, any new move to forestall the activities of fraudsters associated with Western union transfer?

A pleasant sight to behold!

But okro sef dey oyibo country?

But why dem dey run sotee dey wan kill the monkey na?

Dat monkey carry good news come!

I pray the drugs cure ebola so that we can prove to the world that we are not block heads.

But wait o!
Hope America won't call the drugs Rodenticide?

All you Nairalanders that are in the habit of calling my daddy GEJ and mummy PJ names, get ready your turn is next. I've compiled your names, first thing tomorrow morning I will be heading to the office of DSS.

Congrats my compatriot!
God bless Nigeria!

But wait o!
America say no be car be dat o, but a metal box!

If this story is true, then africa is in trouble. All those affected with ebola will migrate to african countries; to countinue where their brother patrick sawyer stopped in the spread of the virus.

Last time the cameroonians rescued the wife of their deputy prime minister within 48 hours.
Now is the chadians rescuing 85 persons kidnapped by boko haram.
How many were the nigerian army able to rescue?

What exactly is our problem in this country?
Honestly I weep for my fatherland!

Hope this will be a reality?

If sure-p spends N10b for this Abuja project alone, hope some monetary reservations have been made for other states too?