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Foolishmasses:
Nigeria Social Media League ( NSML) as it stand on Sunday 30th June 2019.

Teams. Pts
1. Fatoyinbo United. 66
2. COZA City FC. 65
3. Busola FC. 60
4. Pastors FC. 59
5. Reactors United. 58
6. Suicide United . 55
7. Sniper City FC. 54
8. Naira Marley Wanderers. 50
9. Soapy Athlectic FC. 49
10. EFCC United. 48
11. Yahoo Convicts FC. 47
12. Regina Ned United. 40
13. FC Ned Nwoko. 39
14. Tonto & Destroyers United. 35
15. Ihedioha Villa FC. 34
16. Okorocha City FC. 33
17. No Ministers United. 20
18. Kidnappers United. 18
19. Herdermen Palace FC. 16
20. RUGA United. 15



Meanwhile, the managers of 12th and 13th placed team are under immense pressure to get back to the top of the table where they exchange 1st and 2nd spot respectively before Fatoyinbo United who were languishing on the bottom of the table before signing their merciless striker popularly and dreadfully known as Mr. Krest claimed the top spot with no end in sight in ceeding the spot because COZA City FC is trailing them by one point. However, third placed team, Busola FC is on goal drought after the famous win over Fatoyinbo United over the weekend even though many people called for the use of VAR before awarding the 3 points to Busola FC. Both Pastors and Reactors teams are doing pretty fine on the table as both team manage a draw in their last match with 2 outstanding game for Pastor FC which could see them in third place if they win both thereby qualifying them for next season's Hell Champions League. The accord between Suicide United and Sniper City FC is unexplainable as both teams keep trailing one another after promotion from Non League to Premier League in 2015 when the incumbent FA president , Muhammad Buhari won the election. Many have castigated Buhari for influencing the rise of these two teams by using his power to promote them to the Premier League. Buhari denied the allegation by stating that his childhood team which is Herdsmen Palace FC is not doing fine on the table and is bound to be relegated because spectators are not interested in watching HPFC matches, hence the reason for the low turnout on social media stadia.
As it stands now, lovers of the Nigeria Social Media League are certain that the current spot occupied by Fatoyinbo United will be shortlive because Big Brother Naija Destroyers FC has gained promotion to the elite league after a year in the second divison. This is because they have the biggest stadium for home and away games in the NSML.
No one bothers about the activities and matches of 17th placed team i.e No Ministers United because its not up to six months they gained promotion to the competition.
Lastly, RUGA United fans were disappointed after claiming a point in their last match despite having 90% possession.







We get the kinda leaders/rulers we deserved. Why won't our leaders play us as they wish when we celebrate irrelevant nonsense.
(c) Foolishmasses

What kind of ojoro league table is this? Bobrisky scored twice this past week. He/she even gave a certain Bisi Alimi smack down. At least he ought to be in Europa jor

Lmao!

No matter what you do, never admit to knowing jack.
Stick to your story

sweetrace:
My respect for this actress has disappeared! I can’t believe she can do this. She who has been the focus of horrible rumors in the past accepting an accusation without evidence. I could easily put her picture and write “ Here is the alleged lesbian and chronic mistress” and write her name. To think I’ve always defended her for her accusers lack of evidence!!!!!!!!!!

The power of social engineering. Ever since Timi discovered that his beloved wife was kpanshed, baba has refused to let issues rest. Unless there's more to the story Mrs T's story won't stand in a 5mins trial

Super story

Na so dem accuse those kids for "when they see us"...
Even when the stories weren't adding up nobody gave them a chance

chuose2:
The problem with Nigerians is their follow the herds mentality.

We swallow lies easily!

They convinced Nigerians that Buhari was a Messiah.
While knowing fully well he is an illiterate with a jihadists mindest

Now please how can Nigerian call a man who flashes satans horns a Christian, let alone a Pastor?



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/fd/87/15fd87303f044004b37f017efcd014db.jpg


In another picture he is seen flashing satans 666

www.nairaland.com/attachments/9731245_561954920170708214708jpeg91caaa6768cb90ea513cd78d394dd22d_jpegce62bb373976d74cdabd119ae3947489


This man has no intention of seeking Jesus, so he made his logo a Pyramid
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e2/7b/b9/e27bb94f44a3b854bd8719306da4b6b7.png


I BEG UNA IN THE NAME OF JESUS,NO DEY CALL AM PASTOR

Baba siddon jor

YorubaWarrior:
But wait... why does this foolish Davido dude just open his mouth to talk for talking sake? His grammatical expressions are always wrong and trying to talk like dem Akata folks. Go ahead and curse him with the correct grammatical expression at least.

Dude is just too full of himself for real! Bastar.d!

Na idiot no mind am

TheStrongest:
She admitted it was CONSENSUAL, she just felt manipulated.
So why them still dey call am RAPE? person need to learn all these forms of rape of make person nor go use his today's action spoil tomorrow name...
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All Future Billionaires please stay safe, let's be guided. In as much as konji na bastard, make we apply wisdom while we dey run matter....
Try as much as possible to avoided cases like this, I nor go happy to dey read stories/allegations like this against you tomorrow. Stay safe and keep the Hustle Legit..
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I dey tell u. Just get a non disclosure form

Joromi12:
She came for post jamb. I bleeped her all night she failed the post jamb

Ahbaaaaaaaa

IamD18:
Another unknown olosho on the loose.

Even without being raped by the said reverend father, you were still wayward and irresponsible enough to end up as a single mother of two.

Nonsense and Mtcheeew!

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Ppo dey talk better thing she dey carry "almost" matter come here. Useless olosho

Hotfreezers:
Once arrested by the Efcc, first thing to do is request for your lawyer to be present before writing a statement or answerh/saying anything.

That single step would determine the rest of your life

I dey tell you. Them go dey force u to write write.... Write wetin!

obiekunie2:
descendants of potiphar's wife all over the place looking for great men to devour - if you know you know!

funny thing is they are always very ugly facially but have a body shape that even angels will find it hard to resist.











we all know she was fukn the pastor and she felt rejected whn pastor told her its time to move on by making her marry the dumb choir master.

she felt rejected and pained and angry - we all know how it is with the fury of a woman scorned. they will come at you like a wounded cobra.

we know their trade mark signature to pull you down - they always scream RAPE! OR ABUSED - DESPITE THE FACT THEY HAVE SLEPT WITH YOU SEVERALLY!


MODIFIED: FOR THE F00LS MENTIONING ME AND INSULTING ME - THIS SHOWS LOADS OF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WOMEN AND THEIR PSYCHOLOGY!

A WOMAN FORCEFULLY RAPED WILL STAB HER RAPIST TO DEATH AT ANY SLIGHTEST CHANCE TALK LESS OF STILL EFFING HIM AND TAKING HIS CREST SOFT DRINK RIGHT AFTER THE DEED IS DONE!

AND THEN WENT FOR A SECOND AND THIRD AND FOURTH EXPERIENCE [IF ONLY SHE WILL ADMIT HOW MANY TIMES SHE HAD IT WITH THE PASTOR].

LOOK AT THAT PASTOR FOR FUKS SAKE AND TELL YOURSELVES THE TRUTH! HE DOESN'T NEED TO FORCE HIMSELF ON ANY WOMAN! THEY ARE THE ONES FALLING OVER HIM - I CAN BET YOU THAT 50% OF WOMEN ATTENDING THAT CHURCH WANTS A PIECE OF HIM, HIS CASH AND HIS FLAMBOYANT LIFE STYLE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOMEN DOES WHEN THEY FAIL IN THEIR QUEST - THEY TRY TO DESTROY YOU!

I HAVE SEEN IT - I KNOW IT AND I DEVISED A WAY TO HANDLE IT! YOU MUST SIGN A NON-DISCLOSURE FORM FOR ME WITH HIGH COURT STAMP AND FILL A LEGAL CONSENT FORM AS ATTACHED IN THIS POST. THE PASTOR SHOULD LEARN FROM ME!


FOR THOSE CALLING ME BRAINWASHED MEMBER -HA! HA! FIRST AM NOT EVEN A CHRISTIAN. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ANY F-KN GOD TO BE WORSHIPED. BUT FACT IS I KNOW THE BIBLE AND QURAN MORE THAN LOADS OF YOU HYPOCRITES!


PASTOR! PASTOR! IF YOU DEFEAT THEM ON THIS GANG-UP, PLS ALWAYS MAKE SURE THEY OBEY YOUR RULES AND SIGN FULL CONSENT FORM!





CONSENT FORM SIGNED BEFORE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

This certifies that, I, ____________________________ the undersigned female (hereafter referred to as the "screwee" about to enjoy intimate intercourse with _________________________ (hereafter referred to as the "screwer".

I am above the lawful age of consent. I am in my right mind and not under the influence of any narcotic or alcoholic substances.
The aforementioned screwer need not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. Furthermore I, the screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever, and do not expect or wish to marry him. I do not know if he is married or not, and I do not care. I am neither asleep nor drunk, I'm entering this relationship with him because I love it and want it as much as he does.
In the event whereby I receive the full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness to further participate as soon as time permits. In addition, I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him should I fall pregnant, contract a intimate disease or feel that he is
violating any legislation, moral, legal or otherwise.
Signed Unclad before jumping into bed at ____________ on this _________ day of the______________ Month in the year 20.....

Signature of screwee: ___________________________

Date of birth: __________________________________

Date of conduct:________________________________

Baba your non disclosure agreement too gbasky

Hotfreezers:
Because they are stupid and Efcc is using that against them. There are steps they can take to protect themselves but make them go chop beans. Efcc is using unorthodox means to achieve its goals.

When EFCC catches them, they plead guilty thinking they would be left off the hook but the IPO they think they are pleasing is not the Efcc lawyer. Once the prosecuting counsel gets that their confessional statement and they plead guilty, the Efcc lawyer goes straight for the jugular.

Those Internet fraudsters deserve to be jailed. Even if it is 6 months, they are ex convicts and they can't get Visas into developed countries.

They don't understand the implications of their actions until they wish to become anything in life. As they stand, their future children are gonna be children of convicted thieves. Just cos of a few thousand dollars.

Reminds of the movie "when they see us"

And you no even bother tell us the biggest deal

U go boy!

The way some of these heavy duty truck drivers behave on the road, one cant just help but wonder why there isn't a psychotic assessment before they get issued licenses

Offpoint1:
You've never been to the North I guess and your number 2 point is the most useless of them all.

When I was in the north every evening is like a freaking Noah Ark, you can passed by any house by evening time without seeing Hausa girls hanging around with their boyfriends and the worst... most of them are below 17.

At many occasions I've seen Hausas girls being banged in their parents backyards under under their hijabs.
I know how many times some of them ran away from home to stay with boyfriends old enough to be their father for weeks.

So, sir, with all due respect... shove that your conservative down the deepest part of your black azz.

Being lose is not limited or associated to any tribe or religion, the difference is Religion 1 don't care and Religion 2 are hypocritical fanatics.
They can fûck any tribe, but can't marry them because their religion is intolerance of others.

As I am typing right now Habiba is somewhere in the far North giving Chukwudi BJ under her hijab as breakfast.

Ask some corpers dem go yarn you

Whoever wanna quote me please do, I'm jobless I have enough time to reply you from now till next year December 31st and still have enough energy to continue the year after.

Bros na joke na

Canadanow:
Cocaine bawo. When is opiate and Cocaine be thesame? Abeg...go do research bro. I will advice the OP to stop using the drugs. I had a bad history with that shit though but I didn't use it for sex, used it to get more money. Coz my brain was always working like mad. But it had its wahala nah. So stop it.

I know cocaine is anesthetic.. I was speaking in terms of the addictive effect.

MrMumu:
You're a Fool

You are your name

EkunKekere:
Bella Thorne that small girl on "Shake it Up Chicago" from a few years ago is now releasing nude pics? Endtime tins

Oh... Oh.. Is she d C c that year? U gat to shake it up cos when you have enough...bla bla

MrMumu:
Who send you take 800mg cos say you wan Bleep? You wan Bleep from now till next year?
No use cos of your carelessness badmouth drug wey you no know

Your name really fit you. Do you know that most pharmacists have not even seen a Trams higher than 50mg? 100mg shouldn't even be in the market for any reason not to talk of 225mg. That shit right there is pure cocaine. You are just damaging your liver and nervous system. I do hope your are wealthy enough to afford all the hospital bills in the nearest future

Davido moves with a questionable crowd. One week one trouble. Dude needs to change his circle

Newguyhere:
'Baby pls can you get me an iPhone'
I was like bitch we just met 2 f**king days ago!!!
And you Don already dey Bill me
Even guys wey dey press sef don't bill clients that early

Jesus

W

Abeg Etinosa

She con dey resemble ned Oooo.. Aha so soon

This is the diagram . nothing to it jor

Values and morality is a word that is shamefully alien to majority of Nigerians.

Aladine:
Any of the sukam products..i use falcon 1.2kva..very rugged with two quanta batteries..the best battery in the market so far..120k each..i bought d inverter 2nd hand on olx 35k..if i plug fan tv n light it last 17hrs..if i add fridge 12hrs..if i use only light n say phone charger 3days

Pls can you post a picture of the quanta batteries

Never disregard or forget your source of breakthrough and favor. Unfortunately it means nothing to most peeps. Nice one mc galaxy. You have a godly heart

What kinda Portuguese English is this