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190: Viewing this topic: rokiatu(f), Rooneyboy(m), scorpiogal(f), xynerise(m), Greyfog, 2legit2qwt, kandiikane, AlterEgo™, fukcwitme (f), Rhymez(m), djeezy(m), Shollypopz(f), 190, hornipipe(m), denzel2009, ogugua88(f), CFCfan(m), cantell(m), pleep(m), jay bee(m), ItsModella(f), posh9ky(f) and 4 guest(s)

why u dey laugh denzel na ?



This boi , u stup.id sha .

hornipipe: Rymez you have lines not packs

U are a wicked boi.

kandiikane: The younger the thighs the sweeter they taste but I'm sure I can give birth to you. I have 3children.

Ileke-IdI:
If she winks at you, shey you no go lick those thighs?

kandiikane: 2legit, since everyone is gone, can I see your face with your body. I'm going bed and you know what time it is.

Ileke-IdI:
So how many people will be voting for Moonraker and 2Legit2win?

Shollypopz: Lol, NL is boring when they all go to bed

tellwsdom: Take the key to my house from the gate man....pls don't high the A.C to the highest so ur yansh don't block before I arrive.

EPIC !

MRbrownJAY: @OP
there are many issues involved and you need to tackle them all:
rule #1 you have to get through your head and BELIEVE that women aint shiit!!!! if you do so then you will look at them a whole different way, and approaching them will be much easier.

rule #2 you have to understand that the rule of the land is very simple, the more women you approach, the more chances you have to score with their species. its like fishing, the more line you got in the sea, the more chances you have of catching the big fish.

rule #3 you also have to get through your head that getting turned down by women is not such a big deal. as they say: "better to have tried and failed than never try at all". a women turns you down, so what?! big deal, if you are really a catch then the joke is on HER!

rule #4 you got to be confident, presentable (possibly good looking), secure, witty, knowledgeable in different aspects of society and, last but not least SMART. these are your weapons and you need to use them all in order to win this "battle". if you lack in any of the said dept then it will be harder to succeed......but not impossible.

rule #5 approaching a group of ladies demands great skills. you need to A) approach the group in a friendly manner, B) get them comfortable around your person and C) when they do, "attack" the prized damsel. if you are with friends it will make your task easier BUT doing it alone will show great confidence on your part, which can only help your case, in the long run.

remember, so long as you can get back up (after being floored), then its all good!

Ileke-IdI:
LOL Naija men tend to age faster nau.

By age 28, you guys will be looking 60

u've started again abi ,ur mouth don enter gear once again , coogar and babe are not too far off o.

Ileke-IdI:
Abeg, shift over.
Imma do my thing. . . . as I was saying. . .


Rules of the game


Contestants MUST:

1. SHow full length picture

2. Be under 28 years of age

3. Not have potbelly, turkey thighs, ACNE etc

190:

BABE you dont have to tell me about who that Ileke idi is
shes old enough to nurse Mukina and send Seun back to uni for another BSC
how at her age she manages to roll with young sweet potential babes like kandikane et all is beyond me
Jeez its like my grand mother saying she wants to go swimming - everyone go run comot from swimming pool for her na
if ileke idi is too young - I can bet with my laptop charger that woman is close to 40 ( offence intended )
and to crown it all up - NO MAN, NOT EVEN BOYFRIEND- Cheii i fear for some people's lives

U don finish person grand mama

190:
that carnvas i wore when i got admission into university far back since 2001
I think it reigned during the time of FUBU
how that man manage keep that shoe shinning over a duration of 11yrs is beyond me

EPIC !

190: Onila

Sweet, young, intelligent but also a good liar (she knows why) shes a one woman defender, doesnt tolerate rubbish from fellow women like herself, she takes things by storm, I also think shes lazy too, i sometimes see her as a young mid 20's kinda gurl who cant even handle her bedroom as its always in a mess, defo has time on herself that is if some dude doesnt get her pregnant before her time
above all shes eloquent and should be probably the most pweetiest girl ever to step on this forum after THE-AMAKA

Rated 89%

y me: https://www.nairaland.com/dopejemi he is soooo fine
too badt he is pretty young sha, else P setting sharp sharp

ItsModella: bia, why is your profile pic tiny?

y me: No we are not voting without the top.less pics

fukcwitme :
I just came back from taking a dreadful final so I need some happiness right now. If you are sexy and you know it, post a full body pick with just your boxers/briefs (preferably briefs) but no tighty whiteys. Show us them 6pack, biceps, quadriceps, hamstrings, and that gluteus maximus. Come on you can do it!!!

2legit2qwt: Can we throw in one of the girls to go with the winning prize
give the guys the incentive to participate, no joke.

tellwsdom: I got ur missed call....no we can't yansh today, I'm sorry.

Oahray: Shey I fit make noise for this thread?

ur free bro, its a shi..tty thread after all

tellwsdom: What is happening to Nigerian boiz...they look hungry ....I'm not impressed.

Ask jona, times are hard

190-the-clown:
Nominate me

Redmosquito: When mayguard dey toast u , u no gree ooo. Now u come dey cry

kandiikane: Is that safoga something?

dammytex: But are we (guys) sure we can match the levels of beauties displayed by our Nairaland ladies here of late; because I found out a lot of pretty NL ladies.

Anyway sha, let's wait and see.