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Sexyjigga:
Op,this list ain't complete without Jaiye Kuti & Toyin Adewale

And ireti doyle. (50)

That lady is just ageless.

# my crush

Sexyjigga:
Op,this list ain't complete without Jaiye Kuti & Toyin Adewale

And ireti doyle.

That lady is just ageless.

# my crush

Ralphlauren:
Exactly @ bolded.

You did the right thing at getting a BSc.

People tend to shy away from the harsh reality that in Nigeria, HND is considered a very inferior educational qualification.

The OP did not develop himself educationally throughout the time he was with the bank. Just imagine if he had acquired at least the ACCA qualification. He would have stood a better chance crossing to another bank as a permanent staff or moving to another sector within financial services (pension companies, fund managers/administrators, insurance companies, audit firm,etc).

There are other sectors within financial services that offer job security with good financial rewards.

I thought you knew it all in english
please correct yourself, there's nothing like "bolded" .

....clown....

Limitless72:
This state use style fine oooo

Actually a very beautiful and peaceful state .

honestly if you live there you wouldnt want to stay in any other state

Olu20090:
Afonja

mamajaz:
Defer that admission nah, when your PR don land you go come do am at subsidized cost.

Salute to you madam, really loving all your help here.

I'm thinking towards this direction (Australian PR) as Nigeria has disappointed me so badly this year.

Hope you would be very helpful if I get stucked at any point.

Obongsolomon:
@ZanyZara I really appreciate your kind gesture for the PTE material Web link you sent me. God Bless. @bellong, My greetings with all due respect, Sir. Thanks.

Hi, ZanyZara please can you help me with the PTE links.

Thanks

Odunharry:
Lol.. That night part go sweet sha.. Yr junior must answer you.

fatymore:
no..my discipline her has level.. Discipline her in so many ways....Sex. Food.. Upkeep fees. Not eating her food. Let her write an undertaking.. Anytime she beats you.. You won't hesitate to discipline her..

Why do I find this your "beat you" very funny
She doesn't beat me but hits me
I'm muscular and big she cannot beat me, ain't possible.

........... Noted, advice taken.

Going to try them out

dalaman:
Ladies are equally as violent and malicious as men. Don't let any body fool you. They just aren't as strong as men else they'll be beating men as well.
They use their mouth to maliciously bring men down all the time, and of they notice that you are too cool and will never punish them for anything you then become a footmat. Sometimes they will even hit you.

There shouldn't be violence in any relationship but let you lady know that she will always suffer for any deliberate bad behavior.

It's a part she cannot handle.
Something just consumes her and she starts misbehaving.

She's told me several times to help her work on that part of her.

"me on my part don't even know how to help her "

Odunharry:
Nice input. I like this..
Mind you, women love good sex too as much as men.

Yeah, you can say that again.

They love it like crazy, most annoying part is when they wake u up at night for action.

Could be really annoying

fatymore:
that's bad o.. If she beats you.. Please discipline her

Beat her!

Very possible but extremely difficult cus I know once it starts it might never stop.

Most times she comes back apologizing even going as far as telling her folks to beg me.

dalaman:
Happens a lot much more than you know. When people know that you can't and won't do anything to them even when they err they take you for granted. Just a normal human behavior. It's not an easy balance.

Yeah, and in truth I'm about changing that 'NEVER HIT HER ORIENTATION' because the abuse is almost becoming a norm.

I had a black eye for 2 good weeks early this year and had to tell colleagues in the office that it was an accident I had whilst playing ball.

U can just imagine

Nogodye:
You will see some signs when courting that your fiancee will domestically voilate or abuse you.But some ladies will neglect those signs because of what they recieve or get(material things)from him...No doubt, abusive relationship leads to abusive marriage.When you some domestic voilence signs in your relationship RUN before it leads to marriage that you have to endure till you die in it.


Nice writes up BaesDiary

Yeah, flip the coin now, I've vowed never to hit my woman and she knows it.

And probably because of my vow I keep getting slaps from time to time when she gets angry.

Early this year I almost lost an eye, visited my eye doctor and took several drugs before things normalised.

What about when the reverse is the case?
When she knows that you can never hit her and she takes that as an advantage.
I'm talking from experience and it's not a funny experience.
Slapping and apologizing

TippyTop:
They're both black, who white epp?

Stop being a racist my friend.

For once in your life appreciate the handiwork of God

Tadeknkeepcalm:
I'm trying my best not to insult you.

Effect of excess igbo

The poster has taken beyond his capacity.

please don't insult him

oknee:
The person they contacted was not the person that signed my reference. My advice is for you to go through your HR department cos they will most likely contact with the most senior admin officer/HR to verify the letter. They contacted him via official email address and asked him to verify if the person that signed is authorised, how much i earn monthly and if my work is full term or part time.

Hi bro, I've been following your post for quite a while now and I must confess that it is really inspiring. Please bro, can you kindly give me a sample of what the reference letter should look like, and is the reference letter meant to be a letter headed paper(from my office "GOVERNMENT PARASTATAL" ) or an ordinary paper.

jimi4us:
OK

I was thinking about this against the finals, cos I'm very hopeful she would survive this stage.

Why don't you create a harsh tag for the purpose both on instagram and Twitter.

doyen06:
Please can we comment on this post please

Brother please can you kindly send the PTE materials to me so that I could prepare for the exams.

Thank you very much.

me.strictly@yahoo.com

65 BTC available @380

kfrosh:
BREAKING NEWS: TRUE CONFESSION: QUEEN ESTHER FINALLY OPENS UP ON APOSTLE SULEIMAN'S SEX SCANDAL; LINKS GOVERNOR EL-RUFAI AND FESTUS KEYAMO AS MASTERMINDS

My name is Queen Esther. I'm from COTONOU. I used to live in Kaduna State. I'm a commercial sex worker. I stayed in one of the Hotels in OBALENDE area, by CONSTITUTION ROAD, Kaduna.

A man came to me about two months ago, just like other fun seekers. He didn't make love to me, but instead asked for only blow-job. I gave him so much of it until he was satisfied. He later engaged me into a discussion after paying me the sum of #10,000 (Ten thousand naira only) without asking for my price; unlike other customers who would first of all bargain before the action. I was amazed at his generosity. He then smiled at me, and promised to make me rich if only I can do one small job for his boss who just arrived Kaduna from Abuja that night. Without thinking twice, I agreed to meet his Oga and do the simple job.

We had few bottles of drinks while he kept on making calls and was answering ok sir, yes sir and all of that. Around past 12:00 mid night, we drove in his car to one SEA-BREEZE HOTEL at BARNAWA GRA around Kaduna South. He introduced me to one Mr. Festus as his boss. I immediately fell in love with the man due to his handsomeness. The man then told me that I'm now a millionaire, and that he would take me along to see Governor E-Rufai whom he was to hold a meeting with that same night. He asked me where I came from, and I told him I'm from COTONOU; then he smiled at his boy who brought me. He then said to me that I'm the best person for the job; since I'm not a Nigerian. That they could easily settle me to return back and enjoy my wealth in COTONOU after the job is successfully done.

His boy who brought me eventually excused us, and Mr. Festus asked me for the same Blow-job; which I also gave him so hard. He was happy with me. Then, around 2:00 mid night, we drove to see Governor El-Rufai. We met him in one beautiful house. The Governor said I will become very rich if I help him bring down one of his enemies in this country. I agreed to do it. He then said that Mr. Festus will coach me on what to do. He handed me #100,000. (One hundred thousand naira) and we left back to SEA-BREEZE HOTEL.

Mr. Festus and his boy told me that the job is for me to claim that I am a sexual mistress to one Pastor Suleiman who was a Muslim before, but now a Pastor. I agreed; but when they said I will appear on Television to say it, I refused. Reason being that my parents and family members are not aware that I'm into prostitution in Nigeria. They believe I'm living in Lagos and working as a House-Maid.

When Mr. Festus got angry that I had declined, he brought out a small gun and threatened to kill me if I failed to do the job. I started crying and begging them to let me go. He collected all the money on me that night and asked his boy to go and drop me. His boy started talking to me that if I don't agree to do the job, I should leave Nigeria, because the Governor will be angry with his boss and Festus will kill me.

He dropped me off and left. I later relocated to KABUSA VILLAGE in Abuja to continue my hustling for fear of being killed by those men. I got over that trauma and moved on with life after that terrifying experience. But over a week ago, my friend in the same hotel was showing me some things on her phone. When I saw the face of that man (Mr. Festus) I quickly remembered the experience and told my friend the story.

I also remembered that Mr. Festus told me about his girlfriend in canada who had returned to Nigeria for the same job. He said the other girl would be firing from Lagos, while I will be doing my own there in Kaduna.

But one thing that stopped me from agreeing to do the job was that I was to appear on Television, and that would have exposed me to the whole world. I told him that if I do it, I will never have peace in my life. And that it will stop me from getting married later in the future. More so, I was not ready to go back to COTONOU. My friend showed me so many things happening on the internet through her phone. I now saw the picture of Apostle Johnson Suleiman, Mr. Festus Keyamo, Stephanie Otobo, and even Governor El-Rufai. That was how I remembered everything that happened about two months ago.

I told my friend the whole story and she revealed it to other girls in our hotel.

THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER: I'm the authentic Queen Esther that was to execute this job. The lady parading her self on media is hired to replace me. I just got to know that it is a Powerful man of God that they are trying to bring down. My friend even told me that the man of God (Apostle Johnson Suleiman) is a good man. That he can change my life forever. I don't know how journalist located me. May be my friend went and called you people that I'm here.

CONFESSION: These whole story on the internet about the man of God is a big lie. The man is innocent. I can say it boldly. Because I was afraid of doing the job, Festus used a gun to threaten me and collected my money that night. Now, they have gotten some people who have the mind to do such a thing. But this people will not know peace in their life for plotting to bring down a man of God who is good and kind to people.

I am ready to come out now and tell the world the whole truth. My friend is a Christian and I'm also a Christian. She has briefed me about some issues that happened between the man of God and Kaduna State Governor. I now understand why they want to bring him down.

God hav[truncated by WhatsApp]

i always knew that the lady was lying and was sponsored by el rufai .

kfrosh:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R

I like this your article , but please can you translate for me

HARDDON:
Ehmmmm op, how did u arrive @ that 17.2%?

Any mathematical formular applied?

As inn , i was wondering myself too .

andycurrency:
How to Deal with Complainers, Whiners and Pessimists
Negativity is contagious. Even if you start off in a good mood, talking to a complainer or pessimist can turn a good day into a bad one.
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to other people’s problems. Supporting each other through hard times is an important part of a good relationship. But talking through problems is different from the repetitive, unproductive negativity of chronic complainers. You know you are talking to a negative person when you feel tired during the conversation…you start feeling as powerless and victimized as he does…you notice yourself wanting to avoid the person because of the gloom that follows him/her around.
Most pessimists and whiners aren’t trying to ruin your day. In fact, they often aren’t aware of the negative effect they have on other people. After sharing their unhappiness, frustration or disenchantment with life, they feel temporary relief. They don’t consider the possibility that the behavior bringing them such relief causes other people to feel worse.
They also may not be aware that by venting their gripes, they alienate others, further increasing their loneliness and dissatisfaction and increasing their sense of powerlessness.
To protect your emotional health, it’s a good idea to minimize the time you spend with negative people. But if the complainer is someone you work with or is a friend or relative you care about, staying out of the person’s path may not be practical or desirable.
Several simple tactics can keep a pessimist from wearing you out. Some techniques work better than others depending on the person, relationship and situation, so don’t be afraid to experiment with different methods.
Important: Keep your tone matter of fact and pleasant. If your voice carries a hint of scolding, shaming or condescension, these strategies won’t work.
How to keep a complainer from dragging you down…
Quit Problem-Solving
The chronic complainer doesn’t want advice on how to improve his situation. He wants company in his downbeat view of the world. Even if he asks for your input, you are likely to wind up in a spiral where all your suggestions are rejected or lead to new complaints, and both of you will get progressively more annoyed.
Instead, ask in a friendly tone, “Are you looking for advice, or do you need to vent? If venting would be helpful, I can listen for five minutes. After that, I’ll have to do something else or I will wind up in a bad mood—and that won’t be good for either of us.”
Another option is to let the person complain for a minute or two, then say in a friendly tone, “Gosh, what a drag. What are you going to do now?” If the person says he has no idea or asks what you think, say pleasantly, “Hey, my advice only works for me. It’s your life, and I know you can figure this out. Keep me posted on how it goes.”
Deflect
Practice a few quick, light or even playful phrases that you can choose from to change the subject from negative to positive. Examples…
• “Wow, Mom, the doctor kept you waiting at the nursing home—sorry to hear it. What did he say is causing the pain in your hip?”
• “That does sound like something to complain about. Tell me something that’s going right. There’s so much negativity in the world, it’s starting to get to me, and some positive news would be a big help.”
• If you’re in a group that’s complaining: “Hey, everybody, we’re becoming a tad negative. Given the state of the world, we have more to be thankful for than upset about. Can we change the subject?”
Empathize
If you feel yourself being pulled into the other person’s negative view, say in a compassionate tone, “You’re doing a good job of helping me feel what it feels like to be you. I’m sorry you have to deal with all that.”
For a person who probably doesn’t receive many compliments and who feels alone in his unhappiness, this simple expression of empathy may provide the affirmation that he needs to let go of the negative topic for the time being.

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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

please can you translate

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Spidermon:
Someone said she at least went for the auditions? Lol.

I have it on good authority she wasnt even in the country during that period.

After kemen got evicted, i only get the highlights from twitter and Nairaland. I no longer watch

Same here, these days I don't even tune to that station.

It became so boring.

Bigbrother shot himself on the foot by disqualifying kemen.