₦airaland Forum

.....and what is beautiful about the girls?

brilliant idea

kehindetayo: Our papa is only slapping d evil spirit in her not d girl. Its takes spirit to understand things dat happen in d spirit! Papa go on!

see this hypnotized fellow !
How many people did Jesus slap when casting out demons?

maxit2: I was there this morning when this happened. I have pictures of the Congolese guys.
BUT I won't post the pictures unless you give me 100 likes.

guy, u are free to put all the pix u snapped in ur ass, u are getting no like.

angelo82: Bravo!Very deep and insightful write up.You have touched so many areas that the so called JIBBS were hiding from prospective investors.Since you have the practical experience in the field of Haulage now,don't you think it will be nice for your company to start taking Trucks from interested people from Nairaland.I will love to go into the business and I mean slowly but I will prefer a very trustworthy company for a start.If you are willing to accept to manage trucks on my behalf you can send me your full contact and I can as well arrange with trustworthy contact in Nigeria to do the follow-up.

why do I feel this guy is the poster?
check out his profile

koning: That's some pretty good English coming from someone from Thailand. Your write up is interesting, but i think you are not revealing your real motive.
Methinks that you are now an Independent transporter in need of more trucks for expansion.

Are you based in Lagos ?.

True talk, think he's after more trucks too, but that ain't a bad idea, so as long as they keep to the stipulated agreement

Samelle: Looks like half an onion.

nah! looks like cunt to me

Bolt3: My schools name is WPI. The Ethiopian girls are fine shar.

who ask u for this one

sucezTP: Ehya! Infact, I've forgotten my profile pix sef....had to confirm .
Thanks man!

u welcome dear

sucezTP: This is so so sad! Rest in perfect peace Ma. You were such a great woman! The kind of love and care you gave that man showed how much you love your profession. I wonder what would have happened if you had allowed that man to leave the hospital that day. Continue to rest in the bossom of our Lord Jesus christ, till we meet and depart no more.*crying*

u aren't the only one crying dear, can't believe I have tears rolling freely .

.... Again, u' 've got a lovely profile pic

slydog: ...And Nigeria keeps discharging people free from ebola, and prof onyebuchi keeps telling me that he is not using nano silver, itsokay....

My thoughts too!

I keep wondering the wonder drugs they used in treating the four discharged patients .

DickDastardly: If everybody begin divorce like that then there's no need for marriage in the first place. We can as well scrap marriage and follow the style of cock and hen.

#guy wakes up in the morning, goes after any babe in sight, straffs her sharppally, unplugs and cleans piston, babe shakes of dust and goes away while expecting any other male in the mood to give chase#
Mtcheew!


#TeamFowlRuns

Personally ain't cut out for that, marriage isn't for kids, if a guy isn't ready to settle down then he shouldn't make the mistake of dabbling into it .

Lorlaahlozz:

what's funny?
na real serious matter wey every naija lady gets to battle with in her marriage

Elantracey: she could easily leave because there was no child .

your point exactly?
so if u were to be in her shoes u wld stay put and die cos of the children?

acume: Your bedwetin can stop if you ca really work on it, dont drink much water at night, donk eat heavy food late night, try and exercise your body regularly. Try these, it may work for you, you don't need start telling your man that you bedwet if he finds out himself just give one excuse that it happened before but you don't know y, above all be prayerful, it may be an attempt To embarrass you by some forces. Good luck.

above all, set ur alarm clock, say 3 - 4 times as ur 'toilet visiting period' b4 day break.

we've got loads of lovely profile pix here! Too numerous to mention any .

Culled From Stella Dimoko's Blog

Cheating Is Suicidal,My Ex-Hubby
Just Tested HIV Positive....Blog
Visitor Narrative
Hello Stella,
I'm writing this cos of the recent post on a
cheating spouse, I had my share of cheating with
my ex-husband and my opinion this is based on
experience and this is my story.... My fellow Blog
Visitors, PLEASE if your husband is cheating on
u,LEAVE. Don't be in denial and say you are
staying for your kids cos when the monstrous
sickness comes knocking, you won't be alive to
take care of those kids that made you stay.
My life is a testimony, even though I feel sad but
I can't help thanking God for helping me leave
when I did. My husband was cheating on me, I
woke up one morning, packed a few things and
left. I told myself I won't stick my ass there
playing wife while he goes out there to bring any
disease and hook it on me.
It was a scary decision cos I was worried about
money, I wasn't working, I was concerned about
leaving those cars behind,the posh life in VGC
and summer vacations in choice countries.But
one morning I realised that my life is worth more
than those stuffs and it didn't matter if I had
nothing.
I had to save my head and LEAVE, so I left 3yrs
ago and We've been separated ever since .I
moved into a one room apartment in almost a
slum area of Lagos and went sometimes without
food even though my supposed husband was
earning a 7 figure salary and living in a VGC
mansion. He never gave me a dime and I never
asked, sometimes, very few times, he would
send me N400 recharge card and that's it (when
I was wit him,we buy cards in packs,I never had
less that 30k airtime in my phone at a time).
I wasn't bitter, I still managed to maintain a
cordial relationship with him though we didn't
have any kid together, he had his freedom to
sleep with all the girls in Lagos state and was
even telling me of his escapades and seeking my
advice at times.
It was all OK until I got his distress call
yesterday.(On Saturday)
He sounded distraught, I wondered what has
gone wrong in his COMPLETE world. He dropped
the Bombshell....'He just tested HIV positive'.
His perfect world has started crumbling right in
his eyes, as much as it's been a long time
coming, I felt so sorry for him and I still really
do.
I encouraged him to get several opinions but he
was too nervous to go on his own so I offered to
go with him. We went to some best hospitals in
VI and ran some tests and even the confirmation
serology but sadly....He is indeed HIV positive.
As much as I hurt for him, I thank God I walked
when I did, if I had stayed back to play the
dutiful wife, Stella na another story e for be o.
I would be getting married to the love of my life
by the end of the year and I hope to still be there
for my ex-husband as much as I can
.
So Stella and my fellow Blog Visitors, I would
NEVER risk my life to a cheating spouse,no blog
visitor should!!!.

FROM STELLA......

I SENT CONTACTED HER AND ASKED HER WHEN
SHE WAS TOLD AND WHEN THE TEST WAS
CARRIED OUT AND SHE REPLIED BELOW
I asked ''he told you on Saturday and you went
to check on Sunday?Do hospitals open on
Sunday''?...My bad!

RESPONSE....
Yes I know, today is Sunday,Lagoon hospital in
VI ran the tests today. They work on Sundays. I
will attach the receipt to this mail but shield his
name column, just so you see and understand.
you will see the lagoon stamp on it too, I would
have snapped the logo side but then, his name
would show and I would not want another soul
to know his status, he wouldn't want that either,
so am just trying to respect that.
I am with the receipt, he was too nervous to
collect the receipt after payment but he has the
result print out,he said he will shred it when he
gets home cos he can't bear to look at it.
He had some tests done with one hospital in VGC
yesterday, that was before he called me, it came
out positive, I then encouraged him to try
Lagoon cos we were using Lagoon before our
break up and I am certain they are good. infact I
met him up at lagoon, immediately after service
still in my church wear.(I live in the mainland)
At first they did the normal HIV strip test and
tagged it inclusive, stating that it is the hospital
policy not to conclude the strip tests result until
he does a confirmation serology test. We had
him do the serology, it confirmed our worst
fears. He is devastated now but my prayers are
with him, at least as stupid as it sounds,I
consoled him that he is lucky it is not Ebola, just
trying to give him some hope.
Funny he called tonight trying to talk me into
moving back into the house or relocating abroad
with him or something just to be with him cos
he doesn't want to die alone according to him,
he offered to pay me whatever I want monthly
and never to even give me a handshake if I agree
to move back in with him but there is NO WAY
am going back there, it doesn't matter what he
offers.
I wouldn't be that stupid to start carrying what I
had no hand in, I won't pay for another's sins
abeg.
I will really try to support him the best I can but
that's it.
(By the am still up in shock, it's hard to sleep
with such a sad news and the shock that It
could have been me and him in this mess if I had
stayed)

JayTeeA: lets play a game... *I hope its fun..


Drop a word that will make someone check their dictionary and the person below gives its meaning and then drops his word too...

#leggo

mine is Odoriferous..lolz

lovely tips! book marking

Sehindemi: On a very serious note,@all single working class guys,wat'z y'all still doing unmarried?? Una truly get mission!!!

women are everywhere but wives aren't, u are not a man so I don't expect u to understand.

y wouldn't Samuel run for his life? ur NL handle says a lot u know .

that one concern them, Nigeria and president Jonathan have more pressing needs to worry about .
....... anybody that feels like being kidnapped should enjoy in his captives den .

Import2Naija: Ok pal, good to know you are already on linkedin. Now first of all I want you to checkout for any group that might deal on medical stuffs and then join them. I will advice also that you send me an email at import2naija@nokiamailcom so that I can help you draft a catchy proprosal for your prospective business partners. I will be so happy to assist you.

nice work u r doing here bro, ju st keep it up .

adorable29: Just last week, my class mate who wasn't following in a mathematics course told my lecturer "Sir, I don't understand. Pls come again".........

His reply (in thick igbo accent), "Shut up dia, any fool will easily understand this! Unless ofcourse you are bombaaastic fool"


The whole class burst laff!

abeg babe, no kill me with laughter o

From my neighbour to her house girl 'you are a compound fool'

killlie: A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant."

curious me, just went through ur profile nw, saw ur pic, I think ur lecturer was right, really do like a baby elephant .

LabourParty: Femi Oke

nawa o, this femi oke of a lady, her name suppose be titilayo ... see as teeth plenty for her mouth

big for nothing for 1.3
can't just stop laughing

Khalessi: But her husband is sitting next to her glove less?

she's the celebrity and not her husband .
she knows hand shake / hugs and autographs are inevitable

ayobase: was rooneyboy here at all?

I was but chose to remain silent

rattlesnake: If u look very closely they don't look alike

# True talk

Jennydoris: It's same here. From 23 road junction in festac to apple junction, and then 2nd rainbow to Cele junction is as dry as what I don't know. The issue of taking a hot water bath with salt and drinking it too is giving people a whole lot of concern that so many people are scared of going out. Me self way dey road am kind of perturbed but then I know that God got my back.

23 road junction, are I my neighbour