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Amusaopeyemi: Tnx hon.

Amusaopeyemi: I grew up without a father, i'm an only child and I graduated at the age of 20, i'll be serving next month. I'm proud of who i've grown up to be.
My mom was an iron lady tho, she takes no nonsense. Died last year.

Idowuogbo: Lmao @ toutish behaviour

Nna, i don give my life to Christ

Behold, old things have.....

Jamean: I just dey laugh..

Idowuogbo: Mbok, i dey lay low oooo.... how far na?

y u dey pipe low na , wetin happen

Abi ur boo quarrel with u 'cos of ur toutish NL nature
Kinda missed u sha

Jamean: #surpriseface#
lose gini...O.Y.O o!
Lol

Idowuogbo: Lmaaaao

babe, where in the world have u been

Jamean: Hehe..slapping him will not help you take back the kiss. E don happen e don happen.
Buh Ioon think any Tom, Dick & Segun will just come and kiss you without having an attraction for you that you are aware of....quite rare

Jamean: Bond ke..Evostic ni
my father doesn't even know jack about bonding, so we are cool with the default bonders 'GREAT MUM'

maingwaest: His wife o cos whatever she is earning ll be brought back home for their use or is it his meager 60 thousand that he ll use to take care of his family? When the kids start attending school and he discovers that his salary cannot pay their skul fee, reality ll dawn cos then their uncle ll tell him no money to borrow cos his new wife's bro needs money to start up a new business,that time eye's go clear but e go don de too late.

hopilo: Not only in Nigeria, the world is wicked. So they can shot down a y plane even the presidents.

20pounds: Chai!!!! Nna i like their body o, but they look like if you put pr1ccck for their body, the thing go break.

As innnnnnn !

rebeccaluis: Holy sh*t! You're really funny

rebeccaluis: You are very funny lol

Are u sure u are ok upstairs

DonaldGenes: See your small body frame

Lol

yorex2011: I remember when i wud have 97 naira.. I wud sneak my dad's fone.. Transfer 53 naira then transfer 50 naira back

tosyne2much: u must be sleeping on a moving okada.... Is 4ft equivalent to 6ft ?

U raised up ur head and u claim u are over 6ft

The girl on her own part go be giant be that oo .

tosyne2much: My worst embarrassing moment frm d opposite sex happened few years ago.... I was in sch den and needed to get food stuffs for the weekend ( Ado-igbeyin ), so my frnd and I boarded a sch bus heading straight to town... We got into the bus and my frnd was seated right beside me.. Shld I say fortunately or unfortunately for me, a lady was seated right in front of me wit her frnd sitting next to her... As a very tall guy ( 6ft 5in tall ), I was uncomfortable sitting in dat tight corner cos my long legs were a barrier to sitting properly... As soon as the bus started movin, my legs wld hit her back at every gallop.. At first, she turned back frowning at me and I had to quickly apologize and told her I had long legs and dat she can see dat I was sitting wit my legs bent.... Subsequently, my legs hit her behind and she flared up in anger saying she wld slap me if I try such rubbish wit her again... She made a false allegation against me saying I was using my JT to hit her frm behind and dat wat did I tak her for...wooooooow !!! Wat an embarrassment, na so me sef vex com begin yab her inside motor... I f*cked her up big tym in a bus consisting of abt 20 software and 30 hardware.. I told her she was not evn attractive and dat even if she's unclad, my JT has right sense of erection only to good software and wld neva rise for a flat-chested and unattractive babe lik her.. And u knw guys now !!! Na so guys begin dey laff.... Few minutes lata, we alighted frm d bus and I was discussing wit my frnd wen she walked up to me wit her frnd sayin al sort of rubbish.. One tin she said dat made me feel guilty and regretted evry word I uttered was dat '' I knw am ugly as u av said earlier and am very very appreciative for makin fun of me in public '''. As I raised up my head. to say sorry, I saw tears rolling down her cheeks... Chaiiii so d gravity of wetn I talk reach dis level? na dia I begin beg her ooooo.... #Fast forward to sunday# I com baff up dey go church as an usher..Lo and behold, We met on the way buh I pretended as if I didn't see her.. Next tin, her frnd tapped her on the shoulder and said, SEE DAT GUY.. Na so I bone ooo and walkd as fast as I could... Few minutes later, could u believe she was my church member ?... Na so I begin reason say, Wetn go happen if dis babe jst go call my pastor begin narrate evrytn wey I talk

experimentist: hahahahaha!

Guy if you lost that ya pass nahin be say you don turn prisoner automatically be dat. So, anytime u visit make hold am tight.



Make finish d tori abeg! Make una no vex!

wow! So dis eish hits the fp! This calls for celebration *pops a mighty, imaginary e-champagne*

Mods I troway salute oh!

with a jumbo size igbo I guess , ur favourite

bennynaza: Is this guy sure he is a graduate? Well, if he is, then he is not helping his cause one bit... He should have passed his "no work for town" message in plain english and not pidgin. And of course , u dont "drive" a keke, u "ride" a keke (cos its a tri- CYCLE. Ps. I mean no disrespect though, I feel his plight too

GSKing: Well...

Uwakuwak: Just like that?was she only wife" RIP;-(:-P

Investigator , wetin U dey try insinuate