Dem dey enter plane go even Kano sef,when I mean abroad I mean betta place nor be where suffus dey live dem go take dey pose say dem dey abroad,abeg Yankee na the real place oh,make una kill me if una wan kill me UK nor follow for NIDs.Na today we don see plenty UK peeps ow dem be,shi shi nor gum dem.

Chineke,na because I say Uk nor be abroad na im dey wan kill my papa wey don die long time ago,UK visa na like moi moi na,all you nid 2 do na work 4 bank or fit pay like 1k pounds are school fees or infact no pay,dem dey give visa like pure water,abeg all those NIDs wey dey for yankee na im I get time for,nor be UK wey dey for back yard here.Abeg ,Make I hear word

When we talk about NIDs,we do not expect people in the UK to join this group cos we nor dey see the difference at all,if na US we gree and I dey try to enlist the services of my fellow brodas in the middle east but maybe dem dey sleep,anyhow UK nor be abroad oh.

From our records it has been detected that most NIDs come back to marry for peace of mind while NINs want to go over there to marry for comfort which one dey betta abeg make una answer me and also most NIDs it has been discovered are looking for life partners from Nigeria,any NINs caught talking or exhanging looks or emails with NIDs will be in trouble,if you are male NIN ,please talk to only male NID and this also for the female,all you NINs know the rule no same sex marriage,if you are caught you will be stoned and your abuna cut off.

I-man,big fat lie,why do we have a lot of people coming back home to look for bobo and babe to marry,no dount a lot of people from here want to marry  but my guy,I have lots of friends coming back home to settle down because like them talk,marriage material nor dey abroad,nor be u debosky say dem force your babe to marry panel beater,lol  

I-man,that is a big lie you know better na,why you dey lie to yourself,why do we have thread like help me find a good girl from home,and also girls still come back home to their naija boyfriends after all the enjoyment,Jackal,still hold on,I will be with you,all you NIDS,now I have been bombarded with emails from NIDs to go to our beloved bar beach though now na something else to offer prayers against floods,wild fire,heat wave and the rest of them,I dey look for my sutana and my staff,this nite na prayers for NIDs.

Jackal,I will come back to you but right now I am busy treating requests from one female and male NIDs looking for good life partners in our beloved home naija.

PTH,so sorry I no gree follow una ,I love my Kontri die,even if Nepa ,water,airport na zoo,I still love am,I know you want me to join lie lie,

All NINs wey dem refused visa now will go to any country of their choice,so make NIDs prepare because there is high level consultation with the Commander in Thief I mean Chief of the Federal Republic of Nairaland with all foreign Embassies especially the US,cos that na the country we dey plan to go and pack shit,london people too stingy as them prefer to pack the shit themselves,NINs where una dey bring all your passports wey dem stamp,we have to take the war to them.

Most  NINs are busy trying to lock the airports and close all Western Union and Money Gram shops,make I see where una go pass come back home,while others are taking advice and strategy from Baba at Otta farm,from the text I received from one of them,Baba was quoted as saying this ,Home is home agharacha must come back home.

All NIDS beware especially the men,there is a secret plot to destroy your email boxes and bombard them with scam emails,NINs are gathering in Festac town and recruiting all and sundry for this mass bombing of emails,so bring out your spam guards,they are not bothered about the UK cos they are very stingy and also UK is just like Nigeria,almost everybody can go there but that USA that my brother  Akins4 wants to just see for seeing sake na today, ,abi you wan defect make we begin buy your shelltox and Izal down.

All NIDS beware especially the men,there is a secret plot to destroy your email boxes and bombard them with scam emails,NINs are gathering in Festac town and recruiting all and sundry for this mass bombing of emails,so bring out your spam guards,they are not bothered about the UK cos they are very stingy and also UK is just like Nigeria,almost everybody can go there but that USA that my brother Akins4 wants to just see for seeing sake abi you wan defect make we begin buy your shelltox and Izal down.

All of you shpould keep knocking my head afterall na block head una dey knock. warri nor dey carry last

NINs just had returned from a party all nite with the Govunor of the Central Bank of Nairaland,and he promised to infact bring the date which the naira will be redenominated closer,this will further weaken the NIDS,no more posing for us,at least $1=#1.26k

All NIDS just returned from their early morning shift of shit packing.na wah,NINS are coming with Izal and Sheltox

Reports reaching my desk is that all NINs and VDU (visa denied unit) are having a special retreat as we speak in Niger Delta,since there PHCN has decided to hold power,which means no light, more news to come.

Just heard from one of the parrots I sent to the NIDS camp,that they will stop all Western Union and Money Gram to Nigeria,will this put a clamp on the purchase of weapons for this war.

Compiling names of all those insulting Nigeria and will soon send to Yardua

I have been told to bring a proposal to a Tv station for a contract,apart from cameras,computers and all that why do one supply to a Tv Sation,please this is very urgent,I need your help.

Sales agents are needed urgently for our unique picture frames of favourite artistes,footballers,clubs and special orders,handsome commission on any picture frame sold,please send a blank email to abimelventures@aol.com,abimel_ventures@yahoo.com with header PICTURE FRAMES.Agents wanted nationwide.

Several Pictures frames for sale and also special orders available,either your favourite club or favourite artiste,special discount for Nairaland Members,also commissions awaits any one you help sell.For orders send what you want i.e club,artiste or footballer to abimel_ventures@yahoo.com or call 01-7756351,free delivery within Lagos.

Lekan,if you are online,please hook me up on IM,am online,let's get going from there

Nettan,There is a huge market here it depends on how you go about it,I am also working on it,maybe we can put heads together and see what we can do.

Fellow Nairalands,we sometimes get business ideas and let them die maybe we did not have a reason to either because of funds or we just don't see them work,only for us to turn around the corner and see someone doing what you have pondered upon,if you have any business ideas bring them forward to this forum,let see what we can do.

What is wrong,go and ask Senator Tokunbo Afikuyomi what he is doing as a commissioner of Local Gvet Affairs in Lagos

Follow your heart

Trendy how is ph,with all dem fights

The reason why Ribadu is quiet is that he has also eaten with the devil,the young man has helped himself to some of the meat given to him to keep,sources said he has a house worth over #80 million naira,as you all will observe he has been quiet for a while,abeg Nigeria na home video jo,the more you see,the less you understand.

men cheat so women could forgive them

My broda abeg help me ask OBJ,wetin concern maths set with Theology abi na who dem dey deceive

Please what does it take to open a branding outfit,would appreciate if advice and input are given here.