WelcomeToBiafra:
23 to 28 of February is Biafrans Sit-At-Home.

Total ghost town activated! Go out to polling units at your own risks.

MMM inec.

Nincompoop! That's what your are and yes, I'm from the South East too. Asswipe!

Why is this worthy of front page?

Zulum500:


Obidense didn't do local government election for 8 years 😁

I'm not just saying this because of APC, I'm pointing it out for a fact that LGA chairmen n women have been useless since 1999. Their roles in government has been nothing short of househelps with offices they don't even go!
Let's be serious here, left to me, if they can't fight for autonomy that has been given to them by Buhari, then LGs should be scrapped as well as NYSC!

ALGON...bunch of snakes and scorpions that have not brought any form of benefit to their people in the grassroots.
Most don't even know where their LGA HQs is located.
Morons

Just move out, look for land and build your own house, get tenants and do the samething to them.
Naija na vicious cycle!

If it were another country that citizens have brain, that country for done burn since. No wonder we die from high blood easily in Nigeria.
The amount of nonsense we accept is unlimited. Post election drama dey cook, e go soon done in 12days or so.
Nonsense

I don't care what you say or even if he loses at the end, PDP has come to an end in Akwa Ibom.
No body here wants to be burdened with another iPad governor or Auctioneer President!

Instead of you to go to church, you dey dream wet dream abi. No go thank God dem change their mind, she for use you for rituals.

MikeMicheal:
SOMEONE THAT SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
You should be happy I am not in the picture, I will sue you for talking my picture and publishing without my outright permission.

You sound dumb! Make person no take pictures for rally because you dey there abi you no hear say the boy meet Obi after.

Hardcore11:
We need mega factory not all this church business here and there. Why is Africa so backward even with all the many churchs.

Church na the modern factories! It produces 80% of olodos who won't come out to vote and get the deserved change our nation needs.
Rubbish.

Iamgrey5:
Are you sure some of you are living in Nigeria.

Because if you do, you will realize that the bank transfer app or USSD has been malfunctioning for days.

Kuda and GTBank has been working perfectly! If your referring to Zenith or UBA, then your on your own.

Iamgrey5:
Didn't it touch you too?

Are you able to get the new notes quite easily at your location?

What do I need new notes for when I can transfer?

I couldn't read through all but to me, the most important question first is location and do you have the land already purchased outside the 60m?
Land isn't beans. If you need to still purchase the land within the 60m, then forget it.

What happened to his hair from the first pic? Did they scalp him too? After losing your life, you now lose stuff too at the mortuary.

Your just redirecting your failure and looking for whom to blame. You better go and settle the bride price you probably didn't complete.

Road2Success:
Hello nairalanders,

Please I will want you all to read this. though I am not a good writer. I rented an apartment somewhere on the Lagos island. We are just 4 in the compound. When I parked into my apartment my wife came with a pregnancy but we lost the baby when she gave birth to the boy. The following year she got pregnant again, The baby also died the day she gave birth. I am not a religious person but my wife is closer to God. She has been telling me about this compound but I just don't have any reason to think or suspect anything.

Lemme tell you in my compound if one of us is working the others will lose there job. I have no reason to be suspecting anything untill I heard that one of the tenants is owning our landlord 2 years rent and our landlord didn't raise voice. In this Lagos that I know landlord don't joke with house rent. Our landlord don't bother us for rent. Sometimes I will be the one sending the house rent to him without him even asking.

I also heard that was the same thing that happened to previous occupants. They lived there without paying for many years and the landlord didnt disturb them.

I won't say our live is better in this house. We are just struggling to survive. Currently I am the only one working while others don't have a job. I am beginning to doubt if our landlord is truly a generous man as we do called him, since he don't bother us for rent.

My wife have lost two pregnancy in this house. I have been jobless many times in this house. I honestly need people opinion on this matter.

Is this house diabolic or the landlord is just a generous man

Moderators please help me move this to front page

Why do people even bleach or need their skin to be lighter? Black is beautiful!

Hopeba:
UTI causes discharge,,,I never had pores

Did this guy just say he doesn't have pores? Which kind skin you get wey pores no dey?

kkonsults:
15 Units of 2 Bedroom flats ( 3 flats per floor)
Living Room + Dining
Kitchen
3 toilets 2 bathrooms
1 plot

What is the minimum size of a plot required to build something like this. I don't understand what you mean by 1 plot.

When you say, 1 plot for a project of this size, what is the size of that 1 plot? Rather, what is the minimum plot size required to enter something like this?
Thanks

Inception:
this is not 2018 accord

Any car sold from July is sold as the next year's model. Know something before you say something.

lekkys:
Hello ooo

Is this still available?

Nothing dey road. Enjoy the scenery.

Ayade is like the cows and herdsmen that streamed into crossriver state 24hours after he declared for the backward, retarded and develish party called APC!
What a moronic move.

I'm really sad, very sad. I wonder what Buhari does during office hours when I see things like this.

I can't believe that our institutions can still be taking this crap from this mad man! How can we be so civil in this country while this obtuse thinking fellow is our President?!!

chatinent:
Imagine yourself in this dilemma:

You kind of found yourself in an unpropitious situation. You traveled down to a certain place for sth personal only to stumble upon a lady who seemed cultured at first sight. She initiated a conversation, and also suggested you keep in touch on WhatsApp. You were waiting for your client.


At first, her benignancy made you feel she meant no harm -- there's no harm interacting with a nice person, you felt...even though you sensed a touch of pride and authority the way she spoke. She also walked with a bounce kind of.

Of late, the clock has refused to hit twelve. She has become your hunting shadow. You clearly told her you weren't single, neither were you interested in an affair nor can you offer anything more than a friend.

She wanted more. She proposed an alter ego, which you declined due to some craze she was already exhibiting. She's a rich spoilt brat.

She also suggested you lied to “whomever you are dating” she was your old-time bestie, which you also declined upfront.


You have tried almost everything polite without mincing words. There's no miscibility between you both. You have called her and spoken to her in camera, feigned anger, avoided her..but all your efforts seem to be to no avail.


How do you show this sort of person the nearest exit without being rude?

Welcome to my world!

All I'm going to say is, if she no be Police officer, why she dey wear police mufti pose?
IG of Police, abeg ansa my question!!!

What does "fresh like toks" mean? A car that has been registered is naija used.
No matter how fresh

useless

what fvckery is dis!