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Babatunde360:
where can I get the raw beef in lagos

Hi, you can dm me on how to get fresh raw beef for your dog at a reasonable price. Which area of lagos are you based. I would dm you or call 08039500610.

Good day, Cleaner urgently needed at lekki phase1. Thanks

Good day,
I need a driver who has previous experience driving private car owners. who also lives on the Island preferrably around Lekki/Ajah and environs.
Regards

Experienced private driver needed on the island, Lagos. Specifically Lekki. If you know someone or are interested, kindly pm me.

l had my second dose of immunization today!

bigsmoke2:
The truth is a lot of this problem still fall on the government I am an inside person and I can confirm that most of what you said is true . As a health worker you become amotivated when basic things you need to save patients life are not readily available the theatre was shut down a while back because there was no oxygen in the whole theatre and we just couldn't operate under such conditions many times doctors bring their personal eqipment to the hospital to sometimes carry out procedures because the hospital doesnt have them. govt are currently building a helipad in lasuth when both adult and children emergency doesn't have a working defibrillator. the helicopter is going to transport people to a hospital where there is never bed space because the hospital is serving a population beyond its capacity . I my myself almost lost one of my nephew recently because there was no bed space. Instead of expanding the hospital and employing more staff and buying more equipment they are busy building helipad . the government officials don't use the hospital so they neglect them. I really sympathize with the OP it is really a sad and unfortunate story

I work in the environment too. I am like what do they need an helipad for when they are not enough common ambulances to convey patients which is not free in the first place. Spending money on white elephant projects while some basic things are out there crying for attention. And they keep on increasing prices without changes in services or amenities.

At this point the movie/novel "Beast of No Nation" comes to mind.

Came across this and it got me cracking up

I choose the one on the right. And you?

Donexy16:
i tried submiting buh it keeps bringing it back to d first page

you are likely to encounter such because you are applying using a phone. Apply using a computer. I encountered the same but resolved

This got me laughing but it is so true.
See below:

Epic response to his apology.

BJ4REEL:
Nice throwback.........so many things have really changed in our schools.
Then we read alot of books, eg, without a silver spoon, the village headmasters, A man of the people and lots more ( though mine was extra extra cos i really love reading novels then: introvert things)
someone please remind me of one book like that, Ralia something something
But now, all our young ones (aka indomie generation) know is social media,dating, flirting,sagging, malpratice and the likes.

sugar girl

change

Drfash:
ogbeni no be by certificate o
so dat otueke Fisherman wit phd also commit blunders
buhari till 2019 weda u av certificate or nt

Don't blame the man, I heard that the Phd means "Port Harcourt Diploma"

Mogidi:
[size=15pt]Some of GEJ's achievements.[/size]

EDUCATION
1. 125 Almajiri Schools in 13 Northern States
2. 27 Special girls school
3. 34 new NCE awarding institutions
4. 101 Presidential Special Scholarship for Innovation and development
5. 10 Million increase in Basic education enrolment (UBEC)
6. 75% Increase in O'Level credit pass in Math and English
7. 100 Innovation Enterprise Institutions licensed
8. 7000 lecturers sponsored for post graduate studies home and abroad
9. 51 Polytechnic laboratories rehabilitated
10. Doubled increase on Education allocation
11. 104 candidates scaled the final hurdle (First Class Graduates) for Presidential scholarship award and were asked to apply to study in any of the top 25 universities in the world approved for the scheme for their PhD.
12. When GEJ assume power in 2010 98% of students that sat for NECO failed to make 5 credits including mathematics and English, as at 2013 70% of students that sat for NECO make 5 credits including maths and English.
13. All states of the federation without a federal university had one each during GEJ Government and they are listed below (12 New Federal Universities). Imagine Number of jobs created for both academic and non-academic staffs and percentage of awaiting students fixed into these schools (Note: 9 out of these 12 universities are in Northern Nigeria).
 Federal University, Lafia, Nasarawa State. —North Central.
 Federal University, Lokoja, Kogi State. ——-North Central.
 Federal University, Kashere, Gombe State.– North East.
 Federal University, Wakari, Taraba State. —-North East.
 Federal University, Dutsin-Ma, Katsina State.-North West.
 Federal University, Dutse, Jigawa State.——-North West.
 Federal University, Otuoke, Bayelsa State. —South South.
 Federal University, Ndufe-Alike, Ebonyi State.-South East.
 Federal University, Oye-Ekiti, Ekiti State.——-South West.
 Federal University Gashua, Yobe State —-North East.
 Federal University Birnin-Kebbi, Kebbi state.——-North West.
 Federal University Gusau, Zamfara State.——-North West.

TRANSPORTATION
Rail Transport:
14. Revitalisation of the railway sector resulting into annual volume of people moved by April 2014 to be 5Million against 1Million of people moved prior to GEJ government.
15. Completed the reconstruction of Lagos-Kano Railway Line that was moribund for many years with no single train movement for 15years but GEJ fixed it in 1year.
16. Kaduna Railway Line is at 85% completion
17. Improvement in rail transportation by a pilot scheme of AC fitted trains in Lagos.
18. Port-Harcourt to Maiduguri rail line abandoned for over 30years is at about 90% completion.
19. Other rail way under construction are:
 Lagos-Kano Rail
 Kano-Maiduguri, under construction
 Lagos-Portharcourt Under construction:
 Kaduna-Abuja
 Abuja Standard Gauge Rail axis
Road Transportation
20. The following roads are getting the attention of federal government.
 Apapa - Oshodi Expressway (Undergoing Construction)
 Benin-Ore-Sagamu Highway (Completed Benin-Ore, Sagamu Ongoing)
 Enugu-Portharcourt Dual carriage way (Undergoing Construction)
 Kano - Maiduguri Road (Undergoing Dualisation)
 Abuja-Abaji-Lokoja Road (Undergoing Dualisation)
 Onitsha-Owerri Road (Completed)
 Vom-Manchok Road (Completed)
 Onitsha Head Bridge - Flyover (Ojukwu Gateway) [Completed by Gov Obi did and got federal refund]
 Onitsha - Enugu Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Lokoja - Benin Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Lagos-Ibadan Expressway (Under Reconstruction after 30years)
 Mokwa-Bida Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Akure-Ilesha Road (Under Reconstruction)
 East-West Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Sokoto-Tambuwal-Jega Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Enugu- Abakaliki- Cross River Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Ogoja - Ikom Road (Under Reconstruction)
 Vandekiya-Obudu Road (Under Reconstruction)
 The Second Niger Bridge was concessioned to Juluis Berger and massive early works have commenced
 Massive construction is ongoing on Lokko-Owetto bridge across River Benue.
Air Transport/ Aviation
21. National Aviation Master plan and Road map was developed and is being implemented
22. Air Safety - INSTALLATION of cutting age navigational aids and Instruments Landing Systems, including runway lights and Total Radar Coverage (TRACON)
23. Airport Infrastructure - For the first time in three decades, ALL 22 federally owned airports are being remodelled and renovated
24. Cargo Airport - 16 airports close to nation's food baskets designed to transport perishables.
25. New Terminal for 5 International Airports at Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt, Kano and Enugu.
26. Certification - US Category 1 Certification attained.

INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
27. Under GEJ, Nigeria has three automobile industries manufacturing vehicles already, Innoson in Nnewi, Peaugeot in Kaduna and Nissan in Lagos. Kia and Toyota are already working on their assembly Plants in Lagos while there is an indication that about 30 car manufacturing companies has signified interests.
28. Nigeria exports cement after becoming self-sufficient of our local demand (this is a feat that was not achieved for many decades).

AGRICULTURE
29. Rice production rose from 1.5Metric Ton from 2010 to 3.5Metric Tons in 2013
30. Nigeria became world leader in cassava production.
31. Nigeria food import reduced by 500Million per annum
32. 6Million farmers now assess fertilizers through the e-wallet systems and this now helps government to cut N50Billion annually from corrupt middlemen.

NATIONAL PLANNING/ DEVELOPMENT
33. GEJ government introduced the green wall initiative to tackle desertification in the Northern part of Nigeria by planting 6,720,000 trees so far in 10 northern states.
34. UN Statistics shows that life expectancy in Nigeria before GEJ government was 47yrs and the statistics present figure shows it is 52% (If government takes the blame of everything in a nation then it should also takes commendation of anything in the nation)
35. Time to clear goods in Nigerian Ports before GEJ introduced reforms is 38days as at 2009 but it has been reduced to 7days.
INFORMATION/ TECHNOLOGY
36. Established 266 public access venues for ICT in 2013.
37. Established 156 Rural IT Centres and 110 community communication centres so far.

ECONOMY
38. 3 Billion Naira grant given to Nollywood to encourage their contribution to National GDP.
39. At 7% GDP Growth, Nigeria economy is one of the fastest growing in the world and the biggest in Africa.
40. Value of stocks in the Nigerian stock exchange as at 2009 was N9.92Trillion but as at December 2013 the value of Nigerian stock is N13.23Trillion
41. As at 2013 ending the value of Foreign Direct Investment in Nigeria is $7Billion making Nigeria the number one recipient of foreign direct investment in Africa.
42. Nigeria became biggest economy in African overtaking South Africa.
43. Wall street journal adjudged Nigeria as No 1 destination of foreign investors in the world rating Nigeria with 29.57% of total world FDI, Argentina is 2nd while Vietnam came 3rd.
44. Inflation rate before GEJ came to power is 15% presently inflation rate is 9%
45. Volume of imported rice consumed in Nigeria cut down by almost 50% (This has made naira to circulate within the country better) and 100% of rice eaten in aso rock is made in Nigeria.
46. Non-Oil Revenue accrued to government before GEJ government stood at N843Billion but in 2013 Non-oil revenue stood at N1.34Trillion.

HOUSING/ WELFARE
47. Mortgage - The Nigerian Mortgage Refinancing Corporation was set up to enable 200,000 affordable mortgages within 5 years at affordable interest rate.
48. Over 61,000 housing units have been built in six geographical zones.

SPORTS
49. African Nations Cup (last won in 1994)
50. Fifa U-17 (Last won in 2007)
51. Word Athletic Championship 4 medals (No medal since 2000)

POWER/ ELECTRICITY
52. Privatised PHCN and Power Generating Plants undergoing constructions in different
states.
53. Power generation increased from 2,200MegaWatt to 7,000MegaWatt installed capacity and Nigeria presently generates about 4500MegaWatt.

LEADERSHIP STYLE
54. GEJ has no foreign account, no property aboard and all his kids/ wards school here in Nigeria.
55. Gender friendly government by encouraging the 35% affirmative for women in government.
 Appointed about 10 female ministers
 First Female Chief Justice of Nigeria
 Female Head of Court of Appeal
 Female Acting Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria
 Female DG of Nigerian Stock Exchange etc
 Removing the bar of admitting female into Nigeria Defence Academy (Now we will have female armoured tank drivers, female Para-troopers, Jumpers, and so on)
56. Encouragement of youth participation in government with relatively young members of executive cabinet (Average age of 50s) with young ministers like Dr.A Nurudeen Mohammed who is the minister of state for foreign affairs (born 20th August 1976 and he is the youngest minister in Nigeria since return to democracy), Tamuno Danagogo who is the minister of sports.

Health?
Security?
Corruption?
Employment?

donmalcolm21:
I was PEJ classmate so go fvck yourself.

Ouch, I did hit a raw nerve. Dude, don't be in such a haste to punch those keys, if you've never heard of a word consult a dictionary or google is your friend.
The word "sycophant" does exist and the poster was right.
Lastly, you can do better than cussing.

ireneony:
psychopath not sycophants...
Is only an apc member that write this way

Were you and PEJ classmates or something?

Beesluv:
The 1st pix looks like undies

obviously, it is . Maybe, she is wearing an invisible dress.
Reminds me of a childhood story, where a king went out naked thinking he was dressed in an invisible attire!

what block is it? The last time there was a serious fire out break it was on E306

Ilekeh:
The names do not sound Nigerian nau

Are you from Nigeria? cos this question of yours is funny, I guess you are certainly from the west.
Nigeria is more diverse than you think

Please, anyone in the house kindly send me practice questions, thanks so much
omo.edov@gmail.com

evoh:
sent

please, kindly send me the questions, thanks
omo.edov@gmail.com

semitunde:
Are cars now allowed to park at motion ground?

**modified***

I can now see its the front of the student's union building.

Been a while, got a little confused.

yeah, I got confused too, its been awhile, I miss the institution!

ak47mann:
the past leaders contributed on nigerian poor quality buildings Jonathan cannot change it over night

You call how many years over night? Does he need eternity? If he cannot bring about significant positive change in 6 years, then additional 4 years would be futile, he should take a bow and exit the stage.

ogb5:
Security agents came with search warrant issued by a judge and these politicians are still trying to spin it against Jonathan.

The police and security agents should be supported in doing their jobs. They must have a reason for arresting 25 people. What legitimate business will 25 people be doing be 5 am on a Saturday morning?

Hope they were not printing fake voter's card

comments as such reminds me of the 50 laptop crew members headed by BEAF, unfortunately, this your crew whatever name you go by seems to be 100% less intelligent than the former.
someone has to work hard for the money they are being paid, cos you are obviously not doing a good job

Donmarrius:
No,its Tambuwal and you,that are hapless and helpless

50 laptop crew member, how much is your pay?

Hello house
I intend sitting for the Prince2 exams, i would like to know if there is anyone in the house who would be writing the exams.
Also, if anyone has written the exams, is it possible to self study for the Prince2 foundation or is necessary i attend classes.
Also, how relevant is Prince2 in firms in Nigeria today?
I have consulted an ATO Harry Baker but their fees seems to be on the high side for me and the venue for classes is quite faraway from central Lagos, any idea of other ATOs.
Again, how easy is it to pass the exams, cause i have been told by the ATO i consulted that it is possible to study within two weeks coupled with classes and pass the exams, but there should be more to that or shoulddn't?

I received 650mb

2tex:
nairaland is fcked I swear. dis is a verdict dat was reached early dis morning and its yet to reach d front page. something every media house in d world is following live..

its about 17:25pm by my time, and I had to ask Google b4 I found dis thread.
Seun, u better wake up.. some of ur ?Mods need to be fired.

Got me thinking how these mods rate a topic or thread worthy of front page.
front page does not seem informative as it use to be.
frankly, mods seem to be derailing frontpage

Some closure finally

[quote author=Dada-Stephen]No, my distant cousin[/quote]Birds of a feather, fly together. Continue living in a f..l's paradise with your mentor(cousin)