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Hahaha....Naija no dey carry last.
U.C.H for IMO state!!


See deaf & dumb Dean of Faculty.

Interesting!

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They are not lieing at all.

With the amount of mumus and ASUU rejects on this site alone, one cannot disprove the report!

Out there too, Nigerians have no good IQ to choose credible leaders, neither do we have the brains to question them too!!

Yeye dey smell.

I don't think its available for open market yet. Its still in its beta stage testing!

Although I agree with you that some people have it already for testing purposes!

It should be out very very soon as Samsung has offered to have it on all their phones when it is out.

www.androidcentral.com/bbm-still-coming-android-end-summer

Let's see a screen shot of it on ur phone!

Cos the link is not valid

Op...u no wise at all. Even though u are marketing something else, but ur info is still partially correct.

chaircover: You raise me up, so I can stand on
mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your
shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can
be.

Thank you for this song CC, av been really down emotionally these days!


Really appreciate the love in this room!

Dapo777: thank you all.Although. It wasn't. My work.

Not ur work indeed.


Don't be discouraged Dapo, follow spywarzer & carcam, disturb them if u can, they are good guys, they will put you through!!

bellong: Roy,

Are on today for Serena and Azarenka?

Serena all the way!

Can't miss it!

Celyt: My ideals for marriage and family are peaceful, forgiving, selfless, truthful,loving and faithful relationships.
Sadly i am caught up in a marriage a complete opposite of my ideals. Wished i discovered nairaland family section before i said i do(sorry to bore everyone with these),

CC(Madam) pls give me a little time(hope you still remember?)

Welcome Celyt (Cecilia??),

Marriage is a combination of being peaceful, forgiving, selfless, truthful,loving and maintaining faithful relationships.....quoting ur own words!!

Its never too late to find a balance with your hubby!! All will be well.

We don't see u around much often, but hey, it has & will always be one big family-landers!!!

Yellowpawpaw on her way with your refreshments! Welcome

GEJ::: Baba Anenih, how much you think will be okay to donate for this event?

Anenih:::Joe, as the presido, just give them a cheque of 100 million. That should be ok for someone burying his dad!

Patience::: Abeg make this two old things comot mouth for my breast jare!
I don't even know whose mouth dey smell sef among the two of them!

Akamu and Stew: Did someone call my name??

Call your name ke?

No oooooo.

I was only looking for Akamu & Akara for my breakfast tomorrow morning.

Instead na Akamu & Stew I see!

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Bulls Eye!!

I need to start my own prophetic ministry really soon!

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me!
So those warriors in there won't tear you to pieces!

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Garri the 1st: No!!

I was banned from Politics section by Sexkid for insulting someone's father and for tribalism.

Ban expires on 8th of October.

I want to relax here while serving my ban.

Lollz, hope u won't come & abuse someone's mother here too?

So what new username are you operating in the politics section?


Akamu & Stew?


Funny names peeps come up with in there!

yellowpawpaw: RR, stop drinking.

YPP.....the problem is not hangover! Far from it.
Chronic insomnia since 2yrs ago!
My body system will not sleep more than 3hrs in the night no matter the activities of the previous day!


As for all the bootay shaking, skimpy wearing & London-hotel-pastor churches, I live them to God.
Each person should hold on to what he/she believes as there are enough people trying to lead the gullible ones astray!

May God Help Us All.

yellowpawpaw: Hehehehe!!!
I no fit shout!
Just de vex since.

There was this lady that sat beside me today in church.
She wore one hand! One hand and she can waaave. On top that her gown was skimpy. U can actually c d thing from d side.
In d house of God?
I vex so tey I comot go outside siddon with one woman selling sweets and co.
Na so I complain till I reach home.
The thing still de vex me as I'm typing.
Pls what is happening? No morals again.

Pawpaw, don't be too surprised o!
Church this days is full of people who only come to look at new fashion trends or advertise themselves to "prospective customers", its so unbelievable.

You go just try keep ur focus on the word next time & not the people!

Can be quite annoying.

I see the room is filled with beautiful people!!

Just woke up now!!

Never can get more than 3hrs straight sleep no matter how tired I am! Wonder why!

Tired of this extreme insomnia.

Wish u all a splendid Sunday.

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BOSS

All of you have succeeded in [size=26pt]chasing Inspired away[/size] with your google answers!!

Guess he got too carried away by declaring $1000 for the correct answer

Surely the right answer would have been on the thread by now!


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biolabee: Did not know there were f1 buffs in the family ring

Go to https://www.nairaland.com/1205552/formula-one-f1-2013-official

Italian Grand Prix qualifying later today

Yes Bossssssss!

Meet you there!

Oooopsss.....the first hidden post on page 16!!

What happened? Who was that?

bellong: My favourite sports in their order Soccer, Tennis (male and female, not a fan of doubles), Formula 1, American football and Ice-hockey....

American football is a child's play compared to Rugby.. I used to love rugby till I found I may become addicted to violence

That's why I wonder what some dudes pay money to go watch 2 adults pummel themselves in a ring!!
If they had that much energy, why not go join the army?

chaircover: .ermmmm mothers in the house, I heard that if you put cabbage leaves in your bra when b/feeding it stops the B from getting engorged. How true is this. Lets discuss

Ermmmm......where is the exit to this room?

Bellong, so long!!

bellong: Roy,

Do you follow American football?

Not at all sir!!

Am not really down for "violent" sports!

Give me soccer, formula 1 & gimme female tennis!
Am good!

chaircover: errrrmmmmmmmm

We are not guys o!

Morning guys & ladies


Head taking its time to boot!!

Morning Guys

Still a bit heavy, but hey, its another beautiful day!

I discovered last night that there is a lot to be thankful for despite all the negativity & stress all around!
Great to be alive!!


Wish you all a great day ahead!

vivianc: Lol, i'd definitely do that. Phc has nice places to hang out, Bayelsa is dry.



@all: Good morning people. Arise and shine!!!
*pours cold water on those that haven't woken up*

Thank God its Saturday! Spring cleaning mode activated! Oya get into your shorts, put on your gloves and get to work.

I like your spirit!!
Some wake up really slow & sluggish!
You woke up really high & happy!
Thumbs Up!

Chillisauce: RR, how did you see all these from the Internet, abi u don turn native doctor.

Yes Chilly, got eyes everywhere
:p :p :p

MMotimo: "Ori ade lori mi, mo ti mo, mo ti mo, lati orun wa mo timo" (I came from heaven, born with a crown on my head, this I know)

Your presence is always felt & appreciated!!

Thanks for popping in....Sisi Mmotimo