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jidegirl12: High five jare awon omo Naija to badt hehehehe

I catch am. Nothing does you. Lollz

r231: you go work and come back........less dan 10miles

your end to London is less than 50miles and you dont come London every wknd

except if you drive to naija everytime you go

No mind CC o, me wey my car dey clock almost 1500miles per month. Before u go work, go visit boiz, go check out the new naija girls in Dallas, before u try to discover the coolest bar in Houston, hahahaha, mileage don run enter heaven.

jidegirl12: So I kuku refused to wave/ ask atall , not with that her attitude , so I smacked my sunglasses on and made sure she was on the phone ( we're on the red light) and entered right in front of her... she honked me and gave me a finger and I just smiled.

But hey I won lane huggers

***singing in Olamide's voice** Jjc ko l'awon eleyi oga ade! O r'oko, o r'oko ta si wo'le.
Omo Naija toh make sense. Hehehehe.

Mai pride: I love ds thread...

so much peace here....

to all...




Roy roy... much love.

Mai Pride, u are always cherished. Hope u are good? Been a while. How is Ghana? And ur upcoming wedding? Wish u well.

bellong: At a point one of them was saying, "mo sa aso si ita, aso mi ko ti gbe ooo", (I spread clothes outside and they are not dried yet). Though I understood what she meant, I answered out of annoyance that your neighbour will help you remove them from the line when they are dried.....

Mr Bellong, you are 3 much!
Cracking me up at work since!!

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Do u have one for Honda
2005-2010 models?

A wonderful new day is here again.

Have You Prayed Today??

Wishing you all a great day ahead!

Na wa for you o!

You dey sell car, you no get pictures!!

Akamu and Stew: God Bless Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN) for caring for Akpabio and his family ....

Eko Oni Baje ooooo!!!

See hypocrisy of our state governors?
Relocating their immediate family to another state!! I no fit laugh!


Even my dog dey laugh at
PDP

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Congratulations Mr Serena Williams

Foolish marketing strategy!

Abeg, who knows someone by the name "Key Player" in the Super Eagles?

Which jersey number does he wear?

Naija journalism!!

The Key Player no get name?

Name the devil & put him to shame!

Chanchit: If the 7 governors that left PDP were all better than Fashola, then PDP is a bad party.
During Fashola's first term in office, he was the best, but the second term..!? Oh my Gawd, even retardeen try pass am. Cos retardeen was still busy doing nothing, while Fash was busy destroying everything that could make Lagosians smile.

Shat-shiit.........You started well, only to end up with trash! Go back to sleep, when you wake up then come back to write something meaningful.

If your 7 renegade governors performed better than Fashola, then why weren't they recognised & carried along by the party? Your party is only trying to psyche the renegade governors back into its fold.

Funny how Amaechi & co suddenly became "good governors" after they broke away! Yeye party for yeye people!!

IInteresting!!

Bianca should just have kept quiet and allow this ish to die, instead she exhumed the corpse & now everywhere is stinking!!

How will someone mention your name in a matter like that & you come to deny you ever met him before?

FfK might be a loud mouthed stup*d brat & son of a gun but not to the extent of making up fiction & calling names!

Now madam ambassador has succeeded in causing more damage to her integrity.
Well, let her go to court if she wants, but we already know that FFK hit it first! (shout out to Ray-J)

Please forward pictures to royalroy65@gmail.com
Thanx.

Complaint rectified!

xynerise: @RR. I have been sitting on the high table for hours and I didnt even see toothpick let alone pure water

Xynerise, so sorry! Our refreshments for the high table is almost ready.
Give Ypp some little time to decorate your plate with mouth watering options!

It will be worth the wait.


In a bit



Here you go, enjoy ur meal!!!

Hey everybody, hope y'all having a good day?

Mynd & Xynerise, please don't turn the room into a play ground of antelopes & touts!! Its a fun room really but Please show some decorum!!

Tinkybabe , Good to have u in here. Its lovely to know u are an outgoing introvert, suffice to say, you know how to comport yourself in any situation you find yourself. Feel free to tap into the knowledge u will gain on this section. Wishing u a blissful marriage ahead!

Basmatic Rice for Tinkybaby, she deserves it.

Its been a hectic day so far, getting unnecessarily worried about the trend of events in the political sphere of Nigeria!!

A lot of bickering here & there. I hope each parent out there makes it a point of duty to warn their kids to watch their steps come 2015! Its going to be a bit tough on the country when a lot of the good, bad & ugly people are jostling for seats. May the Federal Republic of Nigeria remain one after then.

Shout-out to YellowPP...my able head mistress, I see you Chillisauce, Irenediva, Celyt, Kingauthur Duffie, Steph7 & all the pretty ladies in the house! I am adding one more Star to your shine!! Keep it real.

To the gents, doff my hat of gold to you. Hope you are keeping ur wives happy? Both pocket-wise & bedroom wise?
For the single dudes.....keep it real too.


One Love!

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nani.666:
I heard the BBM droid app will be released tomorrow (10th).....

Its possible.
As they didn't really put a date on it.

But it has been made available to workers & family of Samsung for testing before public release!!

Death unto blackberry soon!
Maybe I should even go sell my old one sharply before market drops,
Lolllz....I see blackberry prices dropping below 10k soon!

Nonso23: YEAH I THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN... FUNCTION-WISE BBM BLOWS WHATSAPP OUT OF THE WATER BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT " THE FIRST LOVE" ... HARD TO GET OVER ...KINDA

Lolllz.....you are right!

greatgod2012: aanu e nse mi sa
and i wanted to beg all the cabals to vote for you before but now......
omode to ni ti oun ba dagba, ori igun ni oun ma fi bo ori, ori igun o ma ni je ko dagba.
You understand
Na me you wan ban
And you sure want to be a mod
Continue, make i see.

Toto se bi owe o!!

Lollz, well he has already warned you how he intends to use his "power" when he has it.

@Mynd- I saw ur epistle, I guess u will be strongly considered.
Your application should be with the HR of nairaland by now.









Off to work jare.....route 82 will be filling up already, no time to check time!

Nonso23: I LOVE WHATSAPP TOO MUCH TO CARE ABOUT BBM...(ONE CAN NEVER TELL THOUGH)

Thanx for the tecno info. Have some friends on Tecno, I guess they will be happy to hear this!

Meanwhile I got info that it will be rolled out first on all Samsung Galaxy phones & tablets before end of September. As Samsung has gone into direct partnership with BlackBerry.

This can only mean that it will be free on all Samsung Galaxy gadgets & might not be totally free on other android phones!!

@Nonso, bbm is much better than Whatsapp o, on bbm u don't need to give ur number out to every dixk, Tom & Harry u know!

Rexsul: antie Tgirl y dont u jst name d person sharp sharp n stop playn wit pples emotion

Lolllz.....na wa o!!

All our Tecno friends in the house, will it be available for your device? Anybody with info about bbm on Tecno?

Sissie: @taryour wish you safe delivery.

@royalroy hope you had enough rest during the weekend.

Have a blessed day.

Thank you Sissie, am energised today!


Morning beautiful people!

Its a bright new day, a day to be thankful.
As long as you are alive & well, then be happy, God is on your side!

Step out in a coat of happiness, wear your shoes of success & put on a wrist watch of optimism!

Have u tried & failed? Have u given up on that project? Did u believe u can't get that raise? Try one more time!

It will be a fruitful week for us all!

Cheers!

Its a bloody waste of time.
Can't recharge the account online!!

So if I have to go to p.o.s or a.t.m terminal to fund the account each time, then why is it called mobile?

The previous one they had on was even better. At least I recharge my phone lines & pay some bills on it.
This new one is crap!


***trying to load call credit for someone since 2am cos of an emergency & no way out. Useless application!

“As the first President from the Niger
Delta, he should be allowed to exercise
peacefully the mandate freely given to
him by all Nigerians,

Freely Stolen from Nigerians u mean?

Tukur Rebuild Nigeria?

What has GEJ been doing since he was there?
Nothing!

So when will he start the rebuilding?

Sorry Bros Jaja, u no too make sense on this one!

Good one. Most people don't know the difference!

Country::: United Kingdom (U.K)

Regions::: Great Britain & Northern Ireland.

Sub Regions (under G.B)::: England, Scotland & Wales

Correct your headline, it is Venza & not Avenza!