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FashionRe: Photoshop Experts!!!check This Out And Make Constructive Critisismm by RoyalRoy(m): 7:14am On Sep 04, 2013
Dapo777: what is the appropriate section please.
Arts, Graphics & Video
BusinessRe: Advice On Which Business i can start With #100,000 by RoyalRoy(m):
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FashionRe: Photoshop Experts!!!check This Out And Make Constructive Critisismm by RoyalRoy(m): 4:07am On Sep 04, 2013
Look for the appropriate section to post this topic if you want feedbacks. It has nothing to do with fashion!
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints, Suggestions & Enquiries Here by RoyalRoy(m): 9:49pm On Sep 03, 2013
This thread should be taken down.

www.nairaland.com/1423905/young-northern-miltary-officer-plot#17867125

Falsified informations that can lead to treason & felony!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Guess What?, I Won The 2013 Nollywood Movie Spoof Design Competition \(^_^)/ by RoyalRoy(m): 8:33pm On Sep 03, 2013
Congratulations man!

Am an ardent follower of your works!

More power to your fingers!!
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 3:18pm On Sep 03, 2013
Ngokafor: I know I can be easy on the eyes wink...
Nice....Love your choice of word!


Ngokafor: According to him,he knows enough about women to know that as much as the outer beauty is what attracts a man at first, the inner one is what will keep him...his words not mine!! grin
A very sensible man.


Ngokafor: ...on the other hand,no amount of money can change or polish an obnoxious character...they become worse sef with more money.
Give this woman 5000 rounds of applause!! You already made my day!
FamilyRe: X by RoyalRoy(mod): 12:29pm On Sep 03, 2013
Ab025: According to my friend Segun, when a woman tells u she is a Virgin, have it in ur mind as 50/50 until u see dig and confirm it, afterall, seeing digging is believing.!
Fixed
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Literature/Writing AdsA Writer's IMAGINATION Of Pastor Fatoyinbo's Response!! by RoyalRoy(op): 12:02pm On Sep 03, 2013
Ese Walters lips were soft & succulent,my weakness arose”- Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo finally speaks?

By Kaymi on September 3, 2013

It appears that Pastor Biodun of COZA has finally granted a robust reply to the alleged sex scandal that supposedly evolved between him and a certain Ese Walters.

In a surprising yet revealing interview with Chris Ihidero of Netng, the man of God clearly stated that he had an understanding and not an affair with Ese Walters.

Read below as culled from TheNet.Ng:

Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally speaking on this issue sir.’

‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It is you I must thank for being very open-minded about this whole nonissue. I read your column last week and I must confess Nigeria is lucky to have people like you who still use their brain cells. The Lord be praised.’

‘Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?’

‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind when you invited her to the terrace of your hotel suite?’


‘That’s not the beginning. It all started when I saw her in the congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was very vibratory, especially when taken over by the spirit doing praise and worship. Praise the lord. The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in Pastoral Care. That was why I invited her to the unit. And she was very useful. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are talking about your affair with her, right?’


‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an understanding. Praise the lord.
‘Really? Explain to me how that works, sir.’
‘Praise the lord. She understood that I am a Man of God with a weakness. I understood that she was a believer with an equal weakness. She understood that I was a married man; I understood that she was a willing woman. She understood that I could make her no promises of forevermore; I understood that she understood that by associating with me I would introduce her to a level of grace she was previously unaware of.’

‘Is this also the kind of understanding you had with others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have slept with?’

‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just want to give my dog a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as if I have a spare mobile penis that I charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying some things o. Praise the lord.’

‘Let’s return to her story. So, what were your intentions when you invited her to your hotel suite?’
‘Special deliverance, I swear. God sees my heart. I had heard some uncomplimentary stuff about her and had caught her looking at me somehow during Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I had to intercede for her to retain God’s glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even when I asked her to come to the terrace it was so we could get cool breeze during the deliverance. All was well until she sat on my laps.’



‘What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?’
‘My weakness arose.  And when we kissed…my brother, do you eat seedless grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent. What was I to do? You people don’t know how hard it is to pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there teaching the word of God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women with sly smiles; with breasts, big and small, chiseled upon their chests like those old wood carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their desires. Ah, until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.’

‘Is it true you had sex with her everyday for seven days?’
‘Zachariah 10. It’s a level of grace you can’t understand.’
Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for he makes the storm clouds. And he will send showers of rain so every field becomes a lush pasture.’
‘You know your bible. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. And what styles and positions were employed?’


‘One does not talk about such things but suffice to say we were quite experimental, you know, those things one doesn’t ask from a wife. Praise the lord.’

‘ So I’m free to assume missionary wasn’t top of the list?’
‘God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it was because of experimentation that we had our first quarrel.’

‘Really? What happened?’


‘She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie one of her legs to the door knob and the other to the window…I thought that was too much of a spread so I declined and she took offence. It was during round 4 on Day 7. Praise the lord.’

‘You know sir, each time you say ‘Praise the lord’, what I hear is Praise the Rod. It seems to me that you spend more time doing the rod’s work than you do doing the lord’s work.’
‘Who died and made you judge? Don’t make proclamation about me if you don’t want the wrath of God. I’m a man of God, remember? Praise the lord.’

‘Is this also why you’ve refused to explain yourself to your congregation?’


‘They don’t need any explanation. They know me.‘We would have to end this interview on this note sir. Thanks again for your time.

By the way, I don’t know your middle name?’
‘It’s Roderick.’
‘Say what?’
‘Roderick.’

‘RODerick? Perfect.

‘Praise the Lord.’


Culled from Net.Ng
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:45am On Sep 03, 2013
amarula: Thank you all for wonderful advice.
I try to be positive but there is so much negativity around me.
And lately I see so much news about suicide and I begin to think in that direction.
[size=28pt]Glad I entered this thread [/size]
God help me
God is already helping you by bringing you around to this thread, lots of sound & experienced minds to help you pull through in your daily struggles!!

Come back around whenever your heart is heavy, people will be willing to give you a helping hand!!!

AMA-RULA........yes of course....you are a RULER.........go on & rule your world!!!
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 11:42am On Sep 03, 2013
Ngokafor: I am an Igbo babe from Anambra State,the last of five siblings and the only female in the midst of over-protective brothers!!...love them to bits though!!!


...Engaged to one of the most awesome dudes around(ironically we are not from the same tribe!)..but I couldn't have asked for a more supportive,downn-to-earth and caring guy...he has a way of bringing out the best in me and sure do have a way with words..pls don't ask me how! grin ;
Welcome Ngokafor....nice to have you here!!
Interesting profile you've got. And I really appreciate that you & your fiance have found true love in a country filled with many bigots & lack of trust for each other's tribe!!

Be a shinning example to the people around you......the sky is your starting point.

All the best!!
FamilyRe: Is It Rude To Demand For "Thank You" by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:21am On Sep 03, 2013
@Greatgod has said it all.

You should always be thankful without been told!! Its a natural rule of life.
Even if the person doing u a favour is a small kid.
Be appreciative she is correcting you, instead of getting angry, so you don't go out and be disgraced!
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:50am On Sep 03, 2013
simple2004: @amarula, pls take it easy, what u think is d end of d road is actual a bend. Always have a cheerful spirit cos guys resent depressed mind. concentrate on being cheerful both at work and home. always smile: its a window 2 tell others ur mind is @ home
+ 1000
CelebritiesRe: Davido With Femi Otedola And Dangote At His Sister's Wedding In Miami by RoyalRoy(m): 11:21pm On Sep 02, 2013
Damojo: That man in white looks like he was exhumed to come and take the picture.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:20pm On Sep 02, 2013
amarula: My name is Ama
I choose the username Amarula because I like the drink and it has the first three letters of my name.
I joined NL in search of a job.
I am an introvert, I love to read, listen to music, cook and hangout.
I am sadly single, sad because I love to be in relationship, give and receive love.
Love yam, rice, amala,and chicken.
Will do "anything" to protect children.
Currently in a job I don't like with a boss from hell.
People who inspire me on NL are CC, debrief, greatgod, sex killz, bellong and baba oyo.
I have an identical twin who gets on my last nerve.
And finally I am on d brink of depression.
Welcome Amarula.....nice username & a lovely drink I must say!! Almost got addicted to it at a time! Please this thread is opened for you to discuss whatever is on your mind.

Don't let depression take over your beautiful mind. Speak out your frustrations & let it off your mind.

Your dream job is around the corner....just hold on....it is well with you!!!

P.s.....nairaland boyz will soon start sending pm to you soon...lollz...choose wisely.
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:15pm On Sep 02, 2013
deols: Q. How important do you think beauty was to your partner while choosing you. Do you think your beauty played an important role?/ most important role? or do you think they would have chosen you anyway(even if you weren't as good looking)?
Not married or engaged to anyone but I will aTtempt this question!!

Well, I didn't think my looks mattered to them. Most of the time it has to do with my swagger, confidence & humour that gets them attracted!!
So, yea, they would have picked me over any better looking guy!


deols: Q.2- If they would have chosen you anyway, what are the most important things about you that you think(not that they said) made them choose you?
I think my ability to sustain a good constructive conversation, making them laugh & still flirting loosely while at it.
Think am good at convincing people anyway.....my special gift. grin
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 10:07pm On Sep 02, 2013
yellowpawpaw: U mister,step aside!

Let d married and engaged spoke!

Have u seen me?

I gave u one b4 and u were not sharp enof. B4 ur very eyes she was taken! Now u hv to join d line till e rich ya turn!
Next person pls!
Hehehe......na CC pour sand-sand inside my garri.....I don't know what I did to her o!
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Moves To Banana Island by RoyalRoy(m): 9:17pm On Sep 02, 2013
Yungwizzzy: someone recuperating in the US moved to banana island?? lemme confirm from yuzedo
Finally you removed your eyesore of a signature!!
PoliticsRe: Gej 2015 Agenda Is Dead (r.i.p) by RoyalRoy(m): 9:11pm On Sep 02, 2013
ochukoccna: Gbawe, why waste your bandwidth educating the [size=28pt] Ebele online militia [/size] shocked shocked grin grin grin grin
www.nairaland.com/attachments/229503_ROFLMAODog_gif3fa44b12f55ba64fc785c3a5794ba92e
PoliticsRe: Dr Chris Ngige wins APC's Anambra Gubernatorial Primaries!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 8:35pm On Sep 02, 2013
berem: Sai Ngige! oya shop knuckle. grin
I don shop am belle full
PoliticsRe: Dr Chris Ngige wins APC's Anambra Gubernatorial Primaries!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 8:30pm On Sep 02, 2013
Royal Roy: APC all the way!!


***in Berem's voice***


Sai Ngige

Sai APC
PoliticsRe: PDP Split: Obasanjo Laid The Foundation For it. by RoyalRoy(m): 8:25pm On Sep 02, 2013
Kanwulia: Who cares? undecided
I don't! kiss

PDP and Nigeria can never feed moi!
More cheap entertainment please! cool
Neither do I.

To hell with
PDP
PoliticsRe: Ngige Wins APC Primaries by RoyalRoy(m): 8:19pm On Sep 02, 2013
APC all the way!!


***in Berem's voice***


Sai Ngige

Sai APC
FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:10pm On Sep 02, 2013
deols: No froblem. u shall hear am!!


kiss smiley
Cleaning my fork & knife!!
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FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:06pm On Sep 02, 2013
deols: To get the fun going, I have a fun question to ask if RR will permit me?
Am all ears!!
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FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod):
afrobaby: Ooops, this should be fun.

Am Oyinade by name, my username? My mum's nicknaame is afro, and am her baby, hence the name AFROBABY
I am Nigerian, though there are often weird times when I wish my mum could tell me I am born to one americana, lolz,
Hobbies: Watching movies, surfing the internet
I stay in ikorodu, Lagos
I have a beautiful daughter
Yea, am married to the man that make my heart go gidigidi bambam, love him like ......
Family is what you make of it
Am in my early thirties
I can be an introvert or an extrovert but I guess am just inbetween, it depends on where I find myself

Love making friends but too shy to accept it or too picky to allow it, I allow myself to be consume in online social networking
Welcome Mrs Baby.....daughter of Madam Afro!! grin grin

Nothing bad in online social networking as long as it doesn't consume your time for work & family.

Shout out to that man who makes ur heart go jigijigi bambam!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by RoyalRoy(m): 2:05pm On Sep 02, 2013
philfearon: fellaini and Baines might be the Surprise! That is,if recent reports from Goodison Park is anything to go by....
Not bad at all for Man-u.

Fellaini is a 90 minutes player.

Nice
FamilyRe: Why Does My Sister's Husband's Privates Smell? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:59am On Sep 02, 2013
jidegirl12: ^^^ I need to bookmark that piece too.. grin grin
Classic, I tell you! cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Am Getting Married......yea! by RoyalRoy(mod):
Sounds good.

But aint you rushing things up a bit?

You've been apart for 5 years, a lot would have changed.

You might be walking into marriage with a "familiar stranger"!

Hopefully if he is a sincere man, all will be well.
FamilyRe: Why Does My Sister's Husband's Privates Smell? by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:48am On Sep 02, 2013
debrief08: Dear Federal Government and ASUU, na God I dey take beg una, please call off this strike.

Hian, if I see anymore
"He didn't answer my pings and I want to murder him".
Do prostitut3s use Lubricants?"
Foolish threads like this one again, I will go and stand in front of the National Assembly nak3D till you call off this strike.
Thank you!
Car TalkRe: Worst Models Of Cars To Avoid as Hell by RoyalRoy(m): 11:01pm On Sep 01, 2013
chuqudy: Only six confirmed and well known imbecilles liked your post. Ewu awusa.
You are back here with insults Again!
Welcome

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