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AutosRe: Distress Sale-1997 Honda Bulldog @ 320k by RoyalRoy(m): 6:27am On May 31, 2015
[color=#000033] What is so distress about the price? huh huh

A 1994 Bulldog Tokunbo sells for how much?


And you can't even oblige people's request here and you call it a "distress" sale.

When u are ready, you will do the needful. [/color]
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 6:16am On May 31, 2015
coogaluta:
You still dey on top this your "ladies' man" attitude...
I bet you 98% of your female 'friends' have imagined your hands massaging their boobs before angry
Okay, maybe not 98% but ladies are not smiling these days angry
Na so friendship go dey turn something else
As much as I am wary of church brothers, I like the part where they 'flee' all temptation cheesy tongue (well, most of the time)
RR, learn to FLEE!!!
Na from friendliness e dey start, swear say you've not banged any of your 'friends' before wink cheesy
[color=#000033] Lollz.... Very funny .


Actually this is a flash back from the past
Old people things have passed away, all things have become new!!!! grin grin

There is a limit to everything in a man's life.
Learning to keep things plain and simple well in time is a good recipe to uphold a faithful marriage.

Clean hands now, no more fingers in other people's cookie jar. tongue [/color]
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:40am On May 31, 2015
Kimoni:
grin grin grin grin

I am more productive(dont limit ur imaginations) at night and useless in the mornings.

Are you ready to be the "head"? wink wink grin grin
[color=#000033] shocked shocked shocked Flyer alert shocked shocked

Lollz


Well, I like to consider myself as the next man to discover the greatest thing after sliced bread.

3hrs sleep a day is all I need to get my batteries charged for the next day!!!
Insomnia and too much Pisces instincts keeps the brain sharp and alert for the next big opportunity in life.

Location and time zone may change but the sleeping habit remains the same!!

I am ready to be the head.... As long as the neck is in tandem with me!!



Glory Glory Manchester United!!
kiss kiss [/color]
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:34am On May 31, 2015
[color=#000033] *** Thinking Out Loud ****


How strange can it be for a man to meet three different ladies, at different times of his life, they all happen to like him alot and he liked them too.

They all happen to have the same problem with him, they accused him of being too outgoing and unnecesarily friemdly with too many females.

They all dated him for 7 months exactly and they vroke up with him.


The 3 ladies were all born same day, same month different years!!!

Coincidence or Destiny?

cry cry cry [/color]
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:28am On May 31, 2015
[color=#000033] is Kimoni an insomniac or just on a different time zone?

We may be compatible along some lines
*winks

embarassed

#team3310 [/color]
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:26am On May 31, 2015
coogaluta:
*in my British accent with my baby face and voice*
IT'S NOT FAIR!!! embarassed
[color=#000033] **In my Abule-Egba accent **

I know dear.... tongue [/color]
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(mod): 2:14am On May 31, 2015
coogaluta:
Apolonius angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
[color=#000033] Pele.....grin grin grin


No more tales by moonlight.

cry cry cry [/color]
HealthRe: 10 Reasons For Male Infertility In Nigeria by RoyalRoy(m): 2:12am On May 31, 2015
[color=#000033] Hmmm Frequent drinking.....Lollz.


I guess the quality of life of a man is determined by his lifestyle.


Nice piece!!! [/color]
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(mod): 9:31pm On May 29, 2015
coogaluta:
smh angry
We're here to stay tongue
[color=#000033] Of course you are one of us... grin grin grin
Or have you changed coat again? [/color]
FamilyRe: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(mod): 3:43pm On May 29, 2015
[color=#000033] Don't you just love this man-room?


Lollz.


A lot of ladies have come and go....now it seems they only read and pass. grin grin grin

Great tips in here.....nice analogies. [/color]
FamilyRe: Things Your Fiancé/ husband Is Better Off Not Knowing. by RoyalRoy(mod): 3:13pm On May 29, 2015
babyosisi:
Royalroy,if dinachi is still being an ass on this thread please take him out
This thread must not be derailed by anyone
Thanks
Since he is incapable of expressing his views like an adult,take care of that
Please report every offensive post for quick response. Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of President Jonathan Hanging For The Last Few Hours At MM Intl Airport by RoyalRoy(m): 9:24am On May 29, 2015
[color=#000033] Silly Thread.


Who fuc*in cares about this clueless and useless fellow who didn't know or have what it takes to rule a country?


And you are here all crying and saying you will miss him? What will you miss?

His slow attitude and lack of leadership skills?

Or is it his excessive penchant for corruption and impunity?

Y'all should get out of the country once a while and learn how Leaders are meant to run their countries and Stop celebrating Mediocrity [/color]
PhonesRe: My Experience With Scammers Of 5gb @ N1200 by RoyalRoy(m): 6:05am On May 29, 2015
[color=#000033] Hahahahaha


"God is involved in this business"

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I can't stop laughing.


People who get swindled easily are mostly greedy people who want more of what they dont deserve.


You even get time to dey quote say you pay Tithe blablabla when the dude was already using your money to eat Sharwarma with his girlfriend.


grin grin grin [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of The Day!!!! by RoyalRoy(m):
Behira:
Lol..... cheesy m guilty of dat too wink
[color=#000033] Lollz.... I can see you looking for that "missing something" too.

Hope you will find yours o.....grin grin grin


Nice shot you got there though.... Real nice.

LA Bebe es tres chaud kiss kiss[/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of The Day!!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 10:18am On May 28, 2015
[color=#000033] Lollz

I guess Naija girls are not the only ones who "lost" something.


Very silly trend.

Taking pictures and then you decide to be looking at your toes for no reason.


Lmao. [/color]
CrimeRe: Man Dresses As Woman With Huge bosom To Spy On Women In Restrooms (photos) by RoyalRoy(m): 1:05am On May 27, 2015
grin grin grin

[color=#000033] This man is sick.

Even if he had to disguise as a woman, must the boobz be this huge?

Maybe he is gay and looking for a partner.


Just imagine?

Who wouldn't take a second look at this huge water melons? [/color]
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 11:17pm On May 26, 2015
freshvine:
his concern shouldnt deter as a business man . Infact you have to do this business to earn a star rating here on Nairaland to show that you are indeed geuinue and reliable. This will put the nay sayers in check concerning your reliability and drew more patronage to your business and every doubt will be eroded from the conciousness of potential customers.

Pls endeavour to do the bidding of "OP" which is legal and in a place to restore your teeming customers confidence. You should be concerned about making money from the 'OP' rather than giving heed to his emotional outbursts, so the business and let him come here and instill confidence in some of us "potential customers".
[color=#000033] Are you the Op's wife?

Do business with him for what?

This Op shouldn't do business with anyone except himself. He is too bitter and too paranoid to have a decent business with anyone.

I didn't even know all this went down before I advised anyone to be wary of dealing with him.
Even if he had a deal of 3m I won't touch him with a long pole. He already proved he is a pain in anyone's asss.

His bad attitude reeks from afar!!

And to imagine he is a medical doctor? That leaves a lot to be desired!![/color]
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 11:14am On May 26, 2015
[color=#000033] Hehehehe

This is getting interesting. [/color]
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 6:49am On May 26, 2015
themodernman:
Lmao cheesy "phucking kakakri" or "fhemmmy nonsense" grin

This broz harsh die walahi!!! cheesy Me sef know sey ppl don tear eye like mad....I dey watch as dem dey gba oyinbo ppl in some rugged scams, I know of a yahoo guy during camp & most of hin tricks....most of these guys wey dey rant are probably just using reverse psychology to make me succumb to dr scam.....dem tink sey I wear g-string.... cheesy
[color=#000033] Do you even have any car to buy at all? Or you just want to create this thread to display your personal insecurity. Cos really u sound like you are just here to catch fun!!


How funny it is that you are the one everyone wanna scam.

Stop raining on kakakibuy and Fhemmmy autos parade due to your lack of trust.

They didn't put a gun on your head to do business with them.


#Paranoia

Smh. [/color]
AutosRe: I'm About Doing Business With A Nairalander-advice Pls!!! by RoyalRoy(m): 10:38am On May 25, 2015
[color=#000033] Reading through all of Op's comment I will say pre-order is not for you.

The Naija car you can touch and feel yourself, you dont trust it.
The Cotonou cars that are cheaper and you can see and touch, you still don't trust.

Now you want to go and buy from Germany where u can't even see or feel except through pictures.

You have big trust issues!!!

Maybe you should send the money to your cousin as you earlier said.

Cos i see trouble for anyone who you decide to entrust with your money.....as in big trouble!!! [/color]
FamilyRe: My First Appearnce @ My Inlaw's Place by RoyalRoy(mod): 1:22pm On May 24, 2015
taryour:
Lobatan. Chai I don die. Lol

Royalroy. Where @ thou
grin grin grin

[color=#000033] Don't mind SAMBARRY.

How will the gentleman carry Dog go in-law house? Are they from O---- state?

Lollz [/color]
PhonesRe: Samsung Note 2 Verse Sony Xperia Z1..... by RoyalRoy(m): 8:45am On May 23, 2015
samally:
Good evening to you all my house mate...
since I broke my gigabyte S3 and my LG V2 have been searching for good high Spec phone...Not MTK devices

My point. ..
which one is better between Samsung note 2 and Sony Xperia Z1....both are all Direct London used...

Pro and cons, of both devices...
thanks as you help your brother out..
[color=#000033] Here You Go Bruv





http://pricebaba.com/compare/samsung-galaxy-note-ii-n7100-vs-sony-xperia-z1-honami
[/color]
FamilyRe: RECONCILING AND DECEIT.. HELP!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:41am On May 23, 2015
[color=#000033] You want him and you dont want to forgive his past?

What's wrong with a man being honest? What if he never told you?

You want to judge him for something U have been guilty of once before?

I have no advice for you.

Do as your mind tells you!!
[/color]
FamilyRe: RECONCILING AND DECEIT.. HELP!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:41am On May 23, 2015
[color=#000033] You want him and you dont want to forgive his past?

What's wrong with a man being honest? What if he never told you?

You want to judge him for something U have been guilty of once before?

I have non advice for you.

Do as your mind tells you!!
[/color]
FamilyRe: My First Appearnce @ My Inlaw's Place by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:26am On May 23, 2015
[color=#000033]

Fruits

You can never go wrong with this.

Wine is not something everyone takes. And taking a wine to someone who is religious or doesn't drink will probably make an awkward gift.

Fruits are generally loved by everyone and you can never go wrong on it.

Buy about 5 different types of fruit in good quantity and quality.

Get a nice hand woven basket to put them in

Make sure you dont buy scrungy or diseased fruits. Buy them fresh and presentable.

Thank me later.

Lollz.[/color]
FamilyRe: What Makes You Happy. by RoyalRoy(mod):
[color=#000033]
1. Manchester United Winning

2. My Sunshine wink

3. Singing Church Hymns during Mass.


wink wink wink[/color]
FamilyRe: Are You Feeling Suicidal? Come Here First! (part 2) by RoyalRoy(mod): 7:19am On May 23, 2015
tacbaugh:
@ Abuklaw:

Thank you for the well wishes, bro but honestly, it's a road I wouldn't wish the worst of my enemies ply.

@ athenavenus:

What I'll advise is find someone wise/patient as a confidant to talk in order to lessen the depression, GET AND STAY BUSY, stand your ground and never ever lose your cool at any given time.

I admit to still thinking about the past a couple of times, that's why not staying idle is key; I jog for 30 minutes every morning, say my prayers, get out of the house (major reason I don't feel bad on the job is that I ALWAYS LOOK & SMELL GOOD - never take your appearance for granted, stay courteous and humble with a smile always - I mean, to hell with my previous status, this is real life bro, so pull up your pants and roll your sleeves, too!!!) and I don't come across as the average cabman. When I'm home, I read a lot, do PS3 and recently got a sporty bicycle to ride out every evening just for the fun of it; I realized that one can still enjoy and live life even when one's not at his/her very best. I hang out with friends again and guess what recently, one asked if I've secured a job, lol.

Getting over your present situation starts within you and yourself only; channel your thoughts to the positive side of things and have a healthy mindset, feed and nourish your focus, stay determined, exercise, distant yourself from unnecessary pressure and never force things to go your way, starve plenty of your distractions and get closer to whatever you believe in (God/Allah).

Please, try to find someone your brother might listen to, plead for some more time in the duration of months (that would help you relax, think and see things clearer and from a less stressed point of view), find anything menial (I would have done too except that I have a petite physique and don't have much muscular strength) doing that would at least put food on your table and if you can, SAVE LIKE NO TOMORROW in order to refund your brother in bits either every forthnighly or monthly (always refund something no matter how small). You needn't tell me how downcast you are (trust me, I feel your pain, bro) but if I can still be here today, I strongly believe you can and will beat your predicaments too in the nearest future.

You will smile at the end, bro.
[color=#000033] Very touching but realistic approach to fighting depression and suicidal thoughts.

The spirit can never be defeated if the owner keeps fighting on.


I implore all reading this thread to take a big cue Tacbaugh, nothing is guaranteed in life except CHANGE.......and death.
We hope with the incoming administration things will be easing out for good and the economy will pick up.

Wishing you all a prosperous weekend [/color]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints His Own 'reuben Abati' by RoyalRoy(m): 9:10am On May 20, 2015
Lol.

[color=#000033] Same dude that was giving silly explanations on why they published the "death advert" of Fayose.

Buhari is definitely not a vengeful person.

Kudos to the President-Elect.

Politics without bitterness!!! [/color]
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(mod): 8:48am On May 20, 2015
SAMBARRY:
RoyalRoy come and see Zeus mate o
Relaxing after a hard day at work wink
[color=#000033] Lollz [/color]

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