₦airaland Forum

Syenite: Elo ni?

Spirit1: 2.9 million. ***Car is located in Ajah-Lagos**

Sloan: Myndd, why is that same rule not applied to new IDs in the Politics Section? I need to know ASAP or I must assume you people have sold NL to the PDP politicians? Or now you create new IDs but backdate their "Created" date?

damiso: Hello everyone.This section don dey taya me small small o.I think I want to port to business section. speaking of which UK(can also ship within europe) ladies check out my online store the link is in my signature(RR no vex woman must chop I still dey contemplate ad ).

Mentcee: Stewpid you!

On Tuesday, leader of Niger-Delta Peoples Volunteers Force Alhaji Mujahid Dokubo-Asari slammed President Jonathan over his comment that there would have been crisis if Gen. Muhammadu Buhari died in the Kaduna blast.

He said that placing one life over 80 other people that died was completely wrong.

Asari Dokubo told reporters in Abuja that;


“I do not work for Jonathan. What the President said was wrong. The life of Buhari is not more important than 87 people that died in that blast. It is unfortunate that the President made such a statement.

I wonder why the President will be promoting one person above other Nigerians. That statement from the President was very unfortunate. I do not have the capacity to tell the President to apologise, but I still insist that he should not have made such a statement.

Soon after the blast, a cross-gender person came out and was arrested. Even the mother of the person arrested said he was insane. Social media reports said I gave them N5m to carry out the attack. These things are masterminded. The first one is against President Jonathan and the other one is against me.

I did not pay anybody to carry out any assassination attempt on Buhari. I do not have anything against him. He is not a threat. He will fail in 2015. For the records, I do not operate a Twitter account and anyone saying I tweeted that there would be more attacks is only using my name.”

EGUNMOTORS: do you have any design in mind?

hadecunleh: Scram!

ephee: Hi, my name is ify,I am a nigerian- from imo state.I was born in lagos,I am very fluent in english and youba.I love singing and watching movies.

I am a Single mum with an adorable sweet girl.

Am friendly and humorous.

God is all av got...

mstik: i'ld rather go for a guy dt has charcoal black lips than one that looks like what chases people in their nightmare

mstik: seven tousond nerra lol
But honestly, this is ridiculous

mstik: stupid! must you be like wiz kid

meyri:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiBomcZ0Ms

Please tell me this is not becoming a fashion trend for men?.

To me, this must be one of the most hideous, razz, and unbelievable things i have seen in fashion.

What correct person will spend 7000 naira to look like a clown?

Anyone considering this better think 2x or risk loneliness 4 life or ur lip falling off!!!
Whichever happens first.


Has anyone seen or heard of this?

Kinkybraids: Yeah sure, Ill pass it to you when I'm done...its called being an optimist, you should get some of your own

fubbyy: * I am because I was labeled the blacksheep of the family and I have no choice but to take it

* I am because I was known to love only one person and the person is no longer living

* I am because I wear what I like,got tattoos, braid my hair and sag my jeans

* I am because I graduated from no department

* I am because God doesn't know me,well I decided to let him go

* I am because I was playing "winning eleven" and dude climbs the pole to disconnect the light, I had no choice than to push the ladder

* I am because I am

* I am because I hate morning devotion

* I am because I was given money to go and get my tattoos erased and I came back home with mom's portrait tattoo on my arm

* I am because they know I've been looking for a way to sell my soul

* I am because am about to die














I AM

authe911: Dear Readers,
I don't know if am the only one but I have experienced this in 3 state, Osun state, Ondo State and Lagos state. Late in the night I mean real late about 1am or 2am. You would be hearing people playing drums some distance away. I keep wondering what are they doing. I mean aren't they tired ni...lol

indigene: If you buy 70GB data, don't u think you can sell 1GB for 1K? A reseller here in Nairaland is selling at that cost, I transacted business with him on the 24th of July, without hassles, He sent me the data before I pay, by taking me by my word.
I am pissed of by youngsters hammering on low price is surrounded by scam. I am a businessman, into coffee wholesale, my price when I buy a full 280ft truck load, and the reseller that buys 10dozens can't be the same

dytbabe: U want to see too?


Kinky ddont mind boboyekini, he's fond of chading babes with big batty
Na one chance oo

Kinkybraids: hmmm who did you hear that from ...only 3 people on NL have seen me so chances of that are very slim. Assuming 'batty' mean behind

cococandy: The man is married to someone else why does she expect him to have so much fluid to spare?
And how do you cheat on a side-chick? Confounding.
Anyway me thinks if she's finally released,it won't be long before she shoots someone else

Bell, 58, was sentenced on June 26 after being convicted of intent to do great bodily harm, plus felony firearm, after she wounded Edward Lee, her married boyfriend of 15 years.

“She was pretty graphic about why she had shot him,” Assistant Oakland County Prosecutor Paul Walton said. “She was convinced he was having an affair. She reached this conclusion by the fact that he didn’t produce enough Erupt. So she shot him in the stomach.”

Monitoring volume of eruption since 1880

lekkie073: U r densely dense....

Dominiquez: A child that has never seen war do pray for war.

Berem,Obiagelli,Omenka and Royalroy. If this war start i pity you guys cos am so sure Tinubu will escape immediately with his family with out even knowing that you guys do exist.

It does not pay to fight for a man who his household has never come out in public to defend.

Our politicians does not have anything to loose cos their kids are not here.

Good luck the supporter of APC militia.