₦airaland Forum

ALICIA22:
Broken, Chattered and fury azz
You wont stop making me laugh,  I heard Immigration officers came  knocking @ your door and you
Jumped from a two storey building to escaped being deported back to
Nigeria?? Lmao
What a life in the Jungle called abroad  

Your hungry looking face made visa officers deny your application on countless occasions. Do you smoke weed? or Why do you look so pale in the eyes? Meet me at MM1 in 3 weeks; would come with your Victoria Secret panties and bras? or what else will make you persuade me to marry you?  Hungry girl!

silvaspecs:
Nairalanders!

OK, 4getting the fact that i am in a 'NO S3X' relationship, i have bin wondering that besides their Kitty and other seksuals, what do WE Men even stand to gain in 4rm our fe-MALE partners

pls dont get it twisTED!!!

A good woman will support your projects and come up with valuable ideas. If you are a believer, God tend to answer womens prayer a lot faster than mens; so if she prays for you; it speeds up your progress and success. Understanding the true importance of women comes with age and adequate life experiences.

I could bash women morning till night but hey the women specie is truly a man's life support.

smh

To make you cry would not be heck of a job but i wont stoop so low. Look for your mate around. Cheers

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Oh boy, dem send you come? I sabi you before? Abeg o, Free me jare.

ALICIA22:
Useless and and cheap commodity talking 
What time zone is a fooll like you on 
Stop decieving yourself low life dumb azz 
Mr suffering and smiling do you think everyone washes plates, do cleaning jobs, and dirty menial jobs of £5 0r $7
dollar you survive on 
Poor you and I bitterly cry for you as well 

Your cheap Amina weave-on, china town blouse and roadside pancake shows how much you get paid working with Micro finance Bank . There is no husband for you here. Ugly old cargo. (even your modified picture couldn't help your sorry face)

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Consider your account deleted after my inauguration as a moderator. You have no respect for your elders right?

Another thread that should be locked and deleted.

Who stole the love? Like WTF? Makes no sense.

captain D:
well, much endomie noodles to you sis/bro

LMAO

ALICIA22:
Dont you think Phenegal tablets will cure your sleepless nights
Mscccchheeewwww x 20

Village girl; i'm not on the same time zone with your cheap weave-on. I'm on a different latitude. Show some respect, i'm not your boyfriend that you nag daily.

GP15:
HIV test would not be a bad idea ohh,  just saying

I wonder o!  Tell these two legged dogs a person is sick, they would not show this love and concern. 

ALICIA22:
Hmm

You need Paracetamol?

Imari's visa to Nigeria was recently denied due to insufficient funds in her credit union account.


Text me Imari, time waits for nobody.

@OP

To have se'x with her for the first time is the most difficult. Whatever follows is not that stressful.

Lock this thread already!  Makes no sense.

;d

Seun would rather go for Tpiah; the real 45 yr old Virgin.

Mowing and waxing is inevitable.

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Yes, the lesbian gave that answer

BRB.

first,I need to go find a spouse

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With all due and undue respect; shame on you too Ma!

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Oh my! You are so right! Tpiah has cobwebs in her paata! No one goes down there.

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Oh yeah!

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Lol, Pay me no mind when i sound like i did! you need to see the Romeo side of me when I finally tame a Juliet.

Yemmyc:
~@roy y u dey shout na

Hmmmmmmm Yemmyyyyyy, i know you also love to see a guy move mountains for you. I shouted because i still don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and don't freaking dies.

i do not see me travelling that long distance to show some "love" but maybe for bedmatics, i could try.

jennykadry:
ROTFLMSGBO Roy, you still dey hiaaaaa

I no even know say this thread still dey exist sef

Yes Jenny, finally trying to help out the confused Americana.

Imari:
BOYS come with toys

Run along and play with yours

Okay. Good luck with the cobwebs you keep dragging around. Just trying to help clear the bush.

Imari:
At least a MAN would show up.

You should rather have a real boy than a phony man. Don't you think?

Are you hurting? lol

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Well, many a woman hasn't realized that she was raped until the check bounced. I'll be paying cash baby. You might be 100 by the time the dude shows up.

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OMG!!!
See you at the Religion section; dont wanna derail this.