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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by HMZi: 11:07pm On Aug 16, 2016
18SNVL:


You must be blind yourself. When the white man was making fire what were your and our ancestors doing. Get the hell out of here with that nonsense talk, typing with original technology that not one black person contributed too. Compare the shortfalls of every african nation to that of the whites and you will see ours is grossly exaggerated in every sense. Why is that?it is because we are black. South africa is lucky because it has whites. Truth hurts.
..damn,u probably have insecurities that wont let your mind bloom.be d whyt man's biyatchh..u just anoda mumu wey get phone

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 11:08pm On Aug 16, 2016
This man's mouth is an epitome of this:

Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by wtfCode: 11:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
sometimes i like this trump guy,he's right. undecided undecided
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by 18SNVL: 11:09pm On Aug 16, 2016

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by VajanahDischaj(f): 11:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
I won't advice my enemies to taste that same weed he has been smoking.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by roymary: 11:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
We don't look like Kenyans o!!! TF!

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by 18SNVL: 11:12pm On Aug 16, 2016
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 11:13pm On Aug 16, 2016
seunmsg:
grin grin grin very funny nonsense.
This crap was written by a silly Nigerian blogger. If you believe that Trump truly said all these things, then you can believe that Jonathan won the 2015 presidential election and he's currently the president. grin grin


I thought as much bro. the last line buttress your point.
Well written to get u captured and the last line explained ia all. " Imagined outburst" Yes it is.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by dollarathe(m): 11:13pm On Aug 16, 2016
educated illiterates everywhere... see as nairalanders fail just an imaginary outburst/write up....and dese are d leaders of tomorrow... before u say anything.,its PDP vs APC its Ibo vs Yoruba ....oponu gbogbo

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by suteco16: 11:13pm On Aug 16, 2016
Alright!
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 11:14pm On Aug 16, 2016
seunmsg:
grin grin grin very funny nonsense.
This crap was written by a silly Nigerian blogger. If you believe that Trump truly said all these things, then you can believe that Jonathan won the 2015 presidential election and he's currently the president. grin grin



grin grin

I thought as much bro. the last line buttress your point.
Well written to get u captured and the last line explained ia all. " Imagined outburst" Yes it is.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by uvalued(m): 11:15pm On Aug 16, 2016
soberdrunk:
WAILERS!!! WAILERS!!! WAILERS!!! ITS TIME!!! THIS TIME YOUR COUNTRY 'ACTUALLY' NEEDS YOU grin grin grin grin

sure you did not read this last line


What if I tell you the above is an imagined outburst from Trump? It, actually, is.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by TEYA: 11:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
What is wrong with Nigerian youths? I am so in shock that almost none of the guys that commented on the first page read through the post, yet we call ourselves leaders of tomorrow. Wow! Tomorrow is in trouble, it seems.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by DengXioping(m): 11:17pm On Aug 16, 2016
The U.S.A's foremost clown. This guy should be in the circus. His rantings are just so incoherent. Never adding up at all.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 11:18pm On Aug 16, 2016
seunmsg:
grin grin grin very funny nonsense.
This crap was written by a silly Nigerian blogger. If you believe that Trump truly said all these things, then you can believe that Jonathan won the 2015 presidential election and he's currently the president. grin grin

you don't know Trump, dat man can say nonsense. He criticised American media especially CNN. That news made waves all tru last week.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by shehuolayinka(m): 11:18pm On Aug 16, 2016
This is fiction. But I love the write up sha.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Shym3xx: 11:18pm On Aug 16, 2016
Lol.

Does Trump even know where Nigeria is on the map? grin

If Trump the circus clown could say all these eloquently the way these clowns wrote this satire, he'd be leading Hitler-Y Clinton by 20 points right now. grin

But I still think he'll win - he has said everything that won't even make anyone with an IQ of 80 vote for him, yet he's only 2 points behind Hitler-y. Coupled with everything Hitler-y and her team have thrown at him with crazy ads. That shows no one trusts Hitler-y and Trump will win when the real voting starts. grin
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by ionsman: 11:22pm On Aug 16, 2016
I pity for Nigerians. So of all the people on front Page, no one noticed the last line of this article?

What a mess!

All you people know is Pdp vs Apc, Yoruba vs Igbo.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by alizma: 11:22pm On Aug 16, 2016
18SNVL:


You must be blind yourself. When the white man was making fire what were your and our ancestors doing. Get the hell out of here with that nonsense talk, typing with original technology that not one black person contributed too. Compare the shortfalls of every african nation to that of the whites and you will see ours is grossly exaggerated in every sense. Why is that?it is because we are black. South africa is lucky because it has whites. Truth hurts.
you are the one who is blind here. you have failed to put years of exposure into consideration. was Nigeria exposed the same time US was, ooh maybe you think the white at one point or another had never pass through similar stage as we are now? think beyond today. what is the major difference between taking people for slavery against their wish and embezzling public fund? the former is associated with the white during their dark ages while the later is associated with the blacks in their dark age. if the white could get to a stage and realized they were wrong in that, I believe the blacks will get it right some day.

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by socrates007: 11:24pm On Aug 16, 2016
TRUMP is just too right.He said it as it is here in nigeria.Our politician are nothing but thieves while the electorates are not too smart to decipher thier tricks
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by OMAR12: 11:27pm On Aug 16, 2016
I so like this guy, him no de hide mouth talk him own oo.lol
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by DebbieSean(f): 11:30pm On Aug 16, 2016
Honestly, I read everything from start to finish. So, it ain't even real? Chai! Now, I feel like undecidedHonestly, I read everything from start to finish. So, it ain't even real? Chai! Now, I feel like
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 11:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
seunoni34:

You're so right. Donald trump has never ever mentioned Nigeria at any point in his campaign. All those stunts about him referring to Nigeria last year or some couple of months ago were all fabricated. Check online and you won't find a single link to any American blog except those annoying Nigerian bloggers.

Of a truth, most white people will rather mention Africa as a whole than be specific about an African country except South Africa and Kenya though
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And I have searched everywhere online for where Donald trump made this statement, I cant find a single link to an American news site. Only those good for nothing Nigerian blogsites have the fake fabricated news on their site. Smh

I know trump is capable of saying something like this one but the truth remains that he didn't say it!




why the exception of S A Kenya if i may ask
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by XaintJoel20: 11:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
[quote author=KnowAll post=48541029]he is talikng of obanikoro[/quoteonald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! by danaiks(m): 7:49pm
When I said the November 8 election would be rigged, Obama said my statement was ridiculous. He is dumb. What does he know about election rigging. Has he heard of Nigeria before? I mean, that is one country that has a robust history of election infractions and I have taken my time to study how they do it. I had to, especially when I know they are Obama’s second cousins. You know Nigerians and Kenyans look alike. Look at them again. They are capable of anything. So, I read them and use them as template in assessing what guys may be planning here.

Obama said it was ridiculous, that he didn’t understand what I meant. I said so, he is dumb. If he doesn’t understand anything, why can’t he read? At least I spoke with Washington Post’s Rucker last week. Brilliant fellow — although all journalists are the same — they don’t like Trump — just look at the CNN — I call that one Clinton News Network. They hate Trump. They are haters. Every minute, it is Clinton positive and Trump negative. If I have my way, I would import a Nigerian military law that says jail for journalists who embarrass public figures. Or I simply close down their television stations and newspapers. Anyway, they are even dying. Twitter is killing them every minute. And I am the master there. I tweet away their lies. But they don’t know. What really do they know? They are too inebriated in their anti- Trump project to notice that it is getting dark in their world.

Yes. Obama should have read my Post interview. I exposed their rigging plans. Or, maybe, he is pretending. Anyway, whatever – I explained to the Post that the voter ID situation has turned out to be a very unfair development. I said we may have people vote 10 times. Listen to what I said: It’s inconceivable that you don’t have to show identification in order to vote or that that the identification doesn’t have to be somewhat foolproof. I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if the election is rigged. There’s a lot of dirty pool played at the election, meaning the election is rigged. they’re fighting as hard as you can fight so that that they don’t have to show voter ID. So, what’s the purpose of that? How many times is a person going to vote during the day? If you don’t have voter ID . . . Multiple times. How about like 10 times. Why not? If you don’t have voter ID, you can just keep voting and voting and voting.

That is what I said in the Washington Post interview and a lot of haters think I don’t know what I am saying. Look, I said I have studied all scenarios. You want to know if I sent investigators to Nigeria as I claimed I did with Hawaii in April 2011? You remember that episode? They were jittery then because I was going to burst their birther lie. And why didn’t I? That is not a story for today. Was I in Nigeria? The Nigerians are fantastic people. In that country, if you have enough money, you can hijack any of their political parties and buy or shoot your way to power. It does not matter whether you gave or have any clue or not. Money and bullets do it in that country. Yes, I took the Republican Party from the bosses. But I didn’t shoot anyone. I didn’t steal it. I mean, I just took it. They were dumb. They are still dumb. I gave them enough notice.


Back to my Washington Post interview. I chose my words in that interview from the Nigerian political lexicon. Rigging; Multiple voting; Voter ID – they actually call that one PVC — Permanent Voter Card. Even Nigerians, crooked as Hillary, now give what they call PVC to voters and they pretend showing it at their elections. And, has that helped them? They still vote and vote and vote. And there is no standard – children vote there and no one complains — including the unfair media- since they do pre-election agreement with everyone on who should be made winner. Ridiculous. That is what I won’t take here. Imagine what I saw at the beginning of this business – in Louisiana and Colorado. The more votes I won in those states, the fewer the delegates. Crooks! I stopped them. As I told the Post, I am now accustomed to the world of politics and I will continue to run them off the stage. They ain’t seen nothing yet.

Someone said in Nigeria that when a politician raises the kind of rigging alarm like the one I raised, all eyes shift to that person. He is the one planning to rig. Crooked people. Are they related also to Hillary? Why should the whistle blower be the criminal? Anyway, I did not become a billionaire by being dumb. Their American brother will soon find out.

And, you know what, there are so many similarities between what they do in Nigeria and what I see in our country. Last month, they said a former minister was caught on camera loading millions of dollars into a chartered plane to bribe some officials and voters in a state in Nigeria. And just on Wednesday, I told a rally that “I woke up and I saw 400 million dollars … being flown to Iran,” And I shouted: “Folks, what’s going on here? What’s going on?” Imagine, I watched that tape, I called it a perfect tape of the people taking the money off the plane. So, what do you call that? Nigerianisation of America! They load in Nigeria, we offload in Iran. I won’t take that. We must make America great again.

Liars. They said I lie all the time and explain it all away with a tweet. Do I lie? Look. I say what I think. One hater even said I am worse than a liar. He called me a bullshit artist, enemy of truth. That means what? Someone who is crazy, someone who can’t identify reality at all. They don’t know anything. If they want bullshit artists, they should go to Nigeria. There, there is even no reality to connect with. Everything is unreal. The cleaner, the dirtier. Biggest economy in Africa, worst case of suffering. That is why I am shouting. We must save America. There won’t be a third term for Obama through Hillary.

They also said people fight at my campaigns; why can’t they just wake up and read me well. I said I use the Nigerian template. And, there has been no major casualty with me. My people only punch the faces of trouble makers. My haters should go to Nigeria. They shoot guns there — worse than Orlando. They also say I get back at people, that I do not turn the other cheek. Is politics some sort of soul-winning evangelism? I don’t want to lose my hearing. I may be a good student of Nigerian politics, but I am not a Nigerian who does not care if he goes deaf. If there is anything I cherish, it is my ears. Super functioning just like my mouth. That was why I properly heard and gave it back to those Muslims- Khans or what is their name? Imagine, that man abused me on Hillary’s stage and I abused him back on my own stage and the unfair press said I was wrong. How unfair! If it were in Nigeria, someone would be nursing some real, raw wounds now.
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by 18SNVL: 11:33pm On Aug 16, 2016

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Revolva(m): 11:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
grin grin grin grin Nigeria is one messed up nation so if trump blast us i feel not bad
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by aresssa: 11:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
What if I tell you the above is an imagined outburst from Trump? It, actually, is.




Reading and comprehension is a big problem on NL especially with Igbos burdened and filled with so much hatred and bitterness against their own country that they are willing to eat, breath and swallow any real or imaginary negativity spilled against their country... grin


In Donald Trump's America, any negativity spewed against America and Trump's own country means resounding rejection and swift put down across the board regardless of political part or any kind of affiliation, you see the whole of America come out collectively to defend their country, but not in Nigeria especially with Igbos, any negativity spewed by outsiders means it's time to rejoice an side with worthless nuisance that his own people don't like and destined to lose the coming election on America. grin


See what hatred and bitterness don turn Igbos into.... grin


Sucks to be ipob for real.. grin

Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by lordkhalifa(m): 11:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
Donald Trump please shame all the haters merge out victorious so u can help me put bughari in shackle and deport him back to duara village
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by ikupakuti(m): 11:40pm On Aug 16, 2016
LMAO!

TRUMP IYALAYA E!

Omo ale ni TRUMP wallahi!

“In that country if you have enough money you can hijack any of their political parties and buy or shoot your way to power. It doesnt matter wether you gave or have a clue or not. Money and bullet do it in that country“

This loony yaf finis my country, Olohun

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Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by oodua1stson: 11:40pm On Aug 16, 2016
AnodaIT:
All I am seeing from the long epistle is a delirious man ranting on how Nigeria is teaching America how to rig, load money into plane for sharing and multiple voting.

At least we are teaching, after all they taught us this wasteful federal system of government
perhaps you should bury your hatred for the man and read what was posted up there.



Trump didn't say anything like that about Nigeria . It was made up to make halfwits hate him
Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by aresssa: 11:43pm On Aug 16, 2016
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lordkhalifa:
Donald Trump please shame all the haters merge out victorious so u can help me put bughari in shackle and deport him back to duara village
[/s]




God don't answer evil prayer same way God didn't answer your evil GEJ till 2019 rubbish... grin


Trump is already losingwoefully... grin


http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

Re: Donald Trump Blasts Nigeria Again!! - (A Joke) by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 16, 2016
All these Nigerian newspapers are just worthless at news reporting. They say something and you never find it on any foreign media. Im sure Trump didnt say all these. Just typical stupid bloggers passing misinformation. And they post it on their blog. Nigerians have a habit of lying anyway. Nothing new here.

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