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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

@pweediehonda, araregem, fatalveli, just seeing your requests...will see what i can do. Thanks for reading.

Dont rush it. I think you should take it scene by scene. If you clump it all together you lose the beauty of the plot.

Sometimes reason needs an interpreter

Sometimes logic, a simple revealer

If i could, I would ask thee the inventer

To try and explain things a little better.

For what could be the use of a number

In a poem of such few letters?

I'm in, I dont understand the number thing though. I choose number 2.
Hello princesa.

[5-Year-Old Anna:] Elsa? [knocks]
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away

We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!

Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman...

[8-Year-Old Elsa:] Go away, Anna.

[5-Year-Old Anna:] Okay, bye...

4 Years Go By... Elsa's powers grow by the day but her parents keep her hidden for fear of what might happen if she reveals her powers. Even Anna is not allowed to see her and poor Anna doesn't remember why.

[9-Year-Old Anna (knocks):]
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Or ride our bike around the halls?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
The pictures on the walls!

(Hang in there, Joan.)

It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by...
(tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

Another 6 years go by... The king and queen are killed in an accident at Sea. Now the two princesses are all alone...

[15-Year-Old Anna (knocks):]
Elsa, please I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say, "Have courage," and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Just let me in

We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna build a snowman? [sniff]

Fatalveli:
It has already started! I don 4get ooo, na arsenal match I dey watch.... *Mr Royver, my question goes thus!

1. What's your turn on and turn off!
2. Who is your favorite author!
3. Which is your favorite football club!
4. You said u were brought up by german soldiers, does dat mean u are also military, and if not I would like u to give us a brief explanation on that!
5. Who is your favorite writer on Nairaland and your best story u've ever read on these very site! I'm anxiously awaiting your response Sir!

Turn on: humility mixed with intelligence, open mindedness, good English, hygiene, lover of cartoons.

Turn off: lies, pride, talkatives, snobs.

2. I have many. Enid blyton as a child. Rudyard Kipling as a teenager. Lewis carol and a host of others will modify and add latwr.

3. Answered.
4. Will come back later and answer.
5. Answered.

Pls I beg to take my leave before my supervisors make me see things others can't see!

Thanks so much for having me.

Onemansquad:
Mr. Royver u are welcome
my questions are:-
1. Are you married?? If yes aw many kids do u have.?

2. which club do u support?
3. Between Ronaldo and Messi who is your favorite?

4. What do you do for a living??

5. What are your Hobbies apart frm writing??

6. Who is your role model

1. Answered.
2. None. Not a football fan.
3. Funny enough, Messi.
4. Doc.
5. Reading, sewing, swimming, watching movies, moving things with my mind, scrabble, video games

I humbly apologise but I have to log off soon. Duty calls.

tecno4life:
Mr. Royver, can you please tell us how you came about the site Nairaland(.com)

Randomly when searching for information a year or so ago. I read a post by yuzedo that made me laugh my socks off. I joined later in 2013.

teamplayey:
Hello Royver, tell us about your madam and children

A warrior angel and two amazonian princesses They are doing fine, thanks.

tecno4life:
I won't ask cause u guys have already killed him with questions

Lol..don't mind them techno. I will be off nairaland for the next 5days or so, so maybe you should ask.

kingphilip:
sir how did u come about ur moniker 'Royver'

Lol, royvwr has been my nickname for a long time.
Roy. Version 1.0. Royver.

SMALLPENIS:
Mr Royver,
* One of my favourite of your stories is 'I See Things Others Do Not', what was your inspiration for that story?

* What is your favourite personal belonging?

* what is your most expensive property?

The story kind of just told itself, really. Chukwudi is a character in many of us. We see things that we cannot explain and wave it off as our imagination or a fluke. Each and every one of us is busy in the hustle called life that we refuse to acknowledge that there might be something deeper pushing us. I'm not talking midnight prayer or binding and casting, but our own inner urges, our desires that we refuse to put on a leash simply because we want to serve our selfish interests. We don't k ow that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. But maybe this is a story for another day.

My favourite belonging right now should be my phone.

My most expensive property? My family

Emzypaz:

1. What prompted you into story writing?
2. When did you start writing stories?
3. What is your main source of inspiration?
4. Who is that one writer on Nairaland that you so much put on the high?
5. Is there any Nairalander you'll love to meet? a writer and a reader.

I think I have answered 1 2 and 3.

4. I am kind of drawn to fantasy and horror. Frank 3.16s 'ReIncarnation' does it for me.

5. Writer-many! Reader many as well!

SMALLPENIS:
Yes! Am here!

Question 1: Mr Royver, when did you develop a passion for writing?

I developed a passion for writing at the age of seven. I would read all these wonderful children's stories by Enid blyton, the brothers Grimm, Edgar Alan poe, and I dreamed of writing my own stories. I would scribble stuff on pieces of paper and store it in strange places to finish later. At 11years I had started keeping a diary. I guess it just grew from there.

Therock5555:
Good evening y'all, tanks for creating this thread, lemme start first, Mr Royver, who is your nairaland crush?

What was your most challenging story on nairaland?

@rock, smh, Na there you go first...
Well I have a lot of ladies that I admire on Nairaland e.g jennima, sexy sapphire, jeanfortune, ishilove, white mosquito, standd to name but a few.


My most challenging story on Nairaland has to be my most recent: THE DAY THE WORLD ENDED.

Royver is an adult male, born in Benin city, raised by German soldiers for the first 5years of his life, went to primary and secondary school in bendel state and studied Medicine and Surgery at the University of Benin. Started writing at the age of seven and has been unable to stop ever since.

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Its an honour to be here.

This is a lovely continuation by a friend of mine, Iniobong. Enjoy

The death of the senator was shocking to all who witnessed it live. It made headlines on all media outlets in the country. The chief whip was worried. He was increasingly becoming the subject of criticism by writers and opinion leaders over his role in the swearing in ceremony fiasco. The senate house was depleted as only seven out of the sixty elected senators accepted to subject themselves to take the swearing in oath using the sacred stone. The rest called for a review of the whole process. They wanted to swear by their holy books; Bibles and Korans.

Something had to be done to avert the impending constitutional crisis in the country.

“No! I cannot review the oath taking process! It is a spiritual ceremony that is in-line with the constitution. I don’t have the powers to change this process”. The chief whip voiced out as he glared down at the grey haired men sitting before him in his office, his eyes were red with fury.

The members of the National elders forum cowered before the chief whip. They had come to prevail upon him to adopt a new means of swearing in the senators. They had been motivated by the senators to demand for a change in the swearing in process. Each of the ten elders had been “motivated” with the sum of 5 million naira the previous day.

Chief Adebanjo the leader of the team stood up and stared at the Chief whip. He brought his right hand close to his pocket and slipped it in. His fingers made contact with the round object curled inside. The cold & slippery feel of the talisman gave him renewed confidence and assurance.

It was time to use it. The chief whip was going to be attacked.

“Listen to me, my son we want you to do this. It won’t be considered as an unconstitutional action rather we will say that you invoked the doctrine of necessity.” He spoke in a calm relaxed voice and swiftly brought out the talisman and threw it straight at the Chief whip.

The talisman; a dark circular beaded chain flew through the air and landed on the forehead of the chief whip. The chief whip appeared to have been dazed as he swerved sideways on his chair. He slowly fell from the chair onto the ground. He made a desperate move to cling on to the table to stop the fall but his strength was ebbing fast.

The elders turned to each other and smiled. The talisman specially prepared by the high priest from Benin was working.
“Now listen to me” Chief Adebanjo said as he bent over the prostrate body of the chief whip. “You are going to perform the swearing in ceremony in the next thirty minutes in the senate chamber. The Senators elect are all waiting with their family members and pressmen in the chamber. You will swear them in with their Bibles and Korans, do you understand me?”

The chief whip nodded meekly. Chief Adebanjo chuckled with satisfaction. The talisman was working. “This talisman turns anyone it is thrown at into a mindless robot” the native doctor had assured them in his shrine.

“Now stand up and let’s go!” he ordered.

A vibrating movement inside the vertical file cabinet standing at the corner of the spacious office caught his attention and that of his fellow elders. Something was jerking inside. The vibration was increasing in intensity with each passing second. They looked at each other in apprehension.

The cabinet burst open with a strong force that resounded across the room. An object flew out and landed close to the door. It was a stone, the size of a book. The elders gazed at the stone which was glowing with a bright red coloration in astonishment. As the stone glowed the dazed Chief whip turned his eyes and instantly recognized the object. It was the sacred swearing in stone; the source of his strength and power.

He began crawling on the floor towards the stone. He only had to stretch his hands and touch it to regain his power. The elders observed him and watched his every movement, the stone was obviously a threat to them.

“Let’s get out of here!” Chief Adebanjo yelled at his team of geriatrics. The stone was emitting a red glow. The glow was expanding in diameter and was moving towards their direction. As the national elders forum took fearful steps towards the door, the stone suddenly exploded and fire sprang up into the air.

Energized and totally released from the effects of the talisman, the Chief whip was up on his feet, his eyes blazing with fury. He was immune to the fire. His body shone with the red glow and he watched as the fire consumed the men who were squirming and whimpering on the floor.
The fire alarm sounded round the assembly complex and vehicles with blaring sirens moved in from all directions towards the building. The fire fighters battled the fire with their water hoses and fire extinguishers to no avail. The fire was blazing like a furnace. The senators elect and all the occupants of the senate chambers ran out and watched in shock as the charred remains of the elders were taken out from the building in three ambulances.

Two weeks later, seven senators sat for their inaugural sitting in a ceremony presided over by the Chief whip. They were referred to as the seven wise men who made good laws for the country.

@hector90, thanks, and i hope toget better!
@emzypaz, done.
@mightyfortress I dey come collect am oh!
@bertadayz, thank you m'am!
@niyipo: thanks so much
@kingphilip will do, thanks!
@cashio thank you

special shoutout to drollster, thanks for the appreciation and contact.

Toeyean1507:
when i started reading dis story,it all appeared like i was seeing a movie (Hollywood'll appreciate it so much),at one point,i grew scared and for d 1st time,i wished for death nw (like giving up on earth rther than having d world give up on me like dis).U nailed it,sir. Settings,plots and characters made my list.Kudos!......................make i first ginger ur swagger b4 i point out an important observation........*Winks

thanks pretty miss Toeyean

LordEmperoris1:
What a story indeed. Royver u are great indeed and u will go far IJN AMEN

AMEN oooooooooo

3Dimension:
Royver remains the undisputed champion when it comes to touching the readers heart and soul

Thanks sir.

ok, how does this work exactly?

Jeanfortune:
urmmm.... ok, take this, *blows him a kiss*, hope that does it

swoons and faints...
:DI need more

missuniverse:
for now let me say "WONDERFUL" until I think of what next to say

lemme hold the WONDERFUL for now

Mutaino7:
in mfm voice(powers dat want to kill me b4 my tym oya sumasugar, rotate, do frontlift,backpedak, moonwalk, spin and b silenced a.k.a di*

kenchukscole:
standing ovation for u Mr Royver..what a fantabulous story.Tuale for u baba....u deserve it

Eshe!

plainmirror:
Roy you are very good at this imaginative write-up.
Thumbs-up sire !

hmnnn, plainmirror! longest time. I hail, how you dey?