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It don't wish to share this with any external person, but I am forced to do so, all i want is a good advice.

My Mum doesn't know how to cook,her cooking is not encouraging at all,i never believed she brought me up with that kind of meals i do take,It is not that we don't have what it takes to have a good meal each day, but she doesn't know how to make it.

In fact since i came back from school, i haven't been eating at home at all, i eat outside and am afraid am running out of cash for that. Please give me a good advice.

I can't tell me Elder Brother let alone my Dad So I seek refuge here at the Nairaland.

Shut up you fool!

What they are looking for in that Saudi. . .I seriously don't know.

ruky_ivy:
@sly

nutin like that
shes just 19 4 cryin out loud

Bummer!!!
The baby is soooooooooo gorgeous!. . .
How i wish i was in a position to help!

StephenP:
Tell Stephen he must marry me .

Are u sleeping or drunk bwoi?
Tell who to marry who?

Esss:
My dear, this is juju. plain and simple. I can tell juju marriages when I see one.

Na wa o. . . . .I wish i could help but i cant.

Who knows. . . .
A nice looking dude might have approached her before but due to her shakaras and yangas,
she might have lost him hence hitching herself to this ugly dude!!
You'll never know what you have until you lozeeee it. . . .so they say!
Let her enjoy her husband. . what me God has joined together. . .Let no chickenheads put asunder!!!

Will You Give Up Your Nationality?

Sure why not!?

What!!!!!!!!
29 to 18. . . If i was her dad. . .
I'ma first of all warn you to step aside and if u try to prove stubborn. . .
I'ma be left with no option but to have u gunned down immediately!

stillwater:
So bloody whattttttttttt?

I said take it easy. . .don't shout. . .its not good for your health. . trust me

stillwater:
Ok, Ok I'm size zero. So what?

Ask me 1 more time. . .I will answer you!

stillwater:
Ode!

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You know i will never stop?!
You are in big trouble!. . .

stillwater:
You and your wild imaginations need to be bundled up and caged.

Don't talk too much. . . .Its not good for your health!

you better stop with the slim jokes or you'll have to answer to me.

This is impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

debosky:
Stop the hate-parade Xerxes and Buzy. . .y'all should get married and spare the rest of us!!

still knows the truth and will judge by herself. . .I'm warning you X, you better stop with the slim jokes or you'll have to answer to me.

Go and sleep!!!

sheniqua:
Igbo kwenu
yaaaaaa

Kwezwenu!!!!!!!!!!

Y'all Ndigbo's should leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buzyDiva:
hehehehe . . u know u want me
u know u want to hug me
u know u want to spank me
u know u want to tap that
u know u want to kiss me
u know u want to hold me
u know u LOVE me!!!!

Yea i love you and i Wanna hug . . spank and kiss you.
But sumtimes i Wanna break ur head off too!

buzyDiva:
@SLY,

Am guess[i] Sharraaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp [/i] was the first word u learnt to say huh?

Ok. . .FIMI LORUN SILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sheniqua:
anyi welu the boy gwo ogwu ego sef na counterfeit we go get

anyi welu the girl gwo ogwu ego sef na counterfeit we go get
Whurrheva that means!!!!!!!!!!!

jennykadry:
@sly

ooo u don't know i grew up in a yoruba mans land abi?olojukokoro,ma fu 'eleti ,abi u think say because i can't write it well i no fit speak abi?ekpele mi gbo yoruba well well,i no fit write am sha,but mi mo yoruba soro

by the way who is smiling wt u sef,nwoke dika ife oke na chu oso

Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssk!
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaarup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

buzyDiva:
hehehehehe . . SLY, u never fail to disappoint, LMAO!

Lookie. . .If u want me to teach u. . .Lemme know instead of all these shakara oloje!!
Olodo buruku. . . .olojukokoro agbaya!!

jennykadry:
@sly

i said keep quiet,before nkporo gi lakuru arusi okija,gbenue dake

Mogbe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come and see this Atutu poyoyo itibolibo aje okuta ma mu omi speaking Yoruba??

buzyDiva:
I'll bet 1 million dollars that u got F9 in yoruba.

dundee!!

Olodo oloju bi oju eja!. . .agbaya!
I got F9 in yoruba?. . .dont be jealous jor!!!!

buzyDiva:
@SLY
Ode ni e . . u wan laugh, blow ursef over anotha man post and what have got to say on your own?
sheesh!!

Gbenusoun!!

jennykadry:
sly wetin u go do? ehn ,idika ife umu-aka vuru ASUU bia take ya time ooooo,before njiri nma befu gi obele amuu gi'an

Pls speak english or i'ma shoot u this very minute!
Asu ko. . .Unilag ni!

~Xerxes~:
Buzy, u never told me u supply evaporated milk. . . . NubianQ is the major supplier of Cowbell in Nig.
Which country is yours and what is the brand name?

You cannot touch Buzydiva. . . . . . Diplomatic immunity.

Using a bullet for Still is like using bomb to blow up a roach?
Are u technically saying [size=20pt]Stillwater is a roach because she's got an antenna and 2 compound eyes[/size]??

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sheniqua:
my dear I saw that one o
where jenny nwa nma says you belong in Okija shrine.
the question is,will the oracles accept you as a worthy sacrifice?

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jenny will be skinned alive today!!!. . . . . Chai chai!! chai!!!!
Tah Tah Tah tah tah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jennykadry:
sly keep quiet elemu ati aje,[b]idika ife ndi igbo ji achu aja,nwoke amu nmi[/b]ri,u berra take ya time and sheeesh

Osanobua!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chinekemeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Xerxes~:
Hottest issue and tangerines? Can we examine the merchandise and what is the size??
All these self-glorification is making me quiver.

If the bullets are meant for Buzydiva. . . . . .HELL NO!!!!
However if they are meant for Stillwater. . . .I can spare 5 magazines!

Snakes slither in the grass spineless.
Th£ SLY walks gracefully. . . . . .
He's got an automatic entry into the pearly gates. . . .Marry him now and be saved.

For Yeyediva!!. . . .I really Wanna shoot her
You already know that using a bullet for the likes of stillwater is like using bomb to blow up a cockroach!