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stillwater:
Did I say size 2? I actually meant size -2.

Sharrrup!. . . He aint -2. . .
U size 0. . buruku!

~Antidote~:
I ginne read Psalms pon yo tail rite naw, ,


Didnt you attend Sunday school? weren't you taught the hymn "Trust and don't pay?"

Sorry but i don't always listen to what they preach in SUNDAY SCHOOL. . .
Too much girls with short skirts around. . . They wont let me concentrate. . .

toyinrayo:
tell am o
who said they were not forcing us. . .you just realized it's not 1600?
under which rock did you crawl out of?

Mogbe!!
Who is forcing y'all to get married na. . . thats a simple question
I wouldn't know since i aint a female.

toyinrayo:
and I asked you again. , who is NOT forcing us? nature?

I see nobody forcing you jare. . . . This aint 1600.

~Antidote~:
Buenos Noches Esss, Sweet dreams,


@Sly, Aren't you tired Pimping? Is like say it is a part of yo DNA, Repent nah

I'ma repent if you marry me. . . . .
At least if u don't trust Xerxes. . you can trust me. . .

toyinrayo:
Who said they were NOT forcing us to marry?

Who is forcing y'all?. . . Nature?

madamkoko:
[b]You are actually right, [/b]research finds that a large number of women who are extremely successful in their career are either single or divorced,

As if someone is forcing you lot to marry? . . . . . . . . .

~Antidote~:
[/b]

Ah war rile yo up, rile up nah ,

We War Pre-Nup, We war Pre-nup.Becos, what's Trust gats to do, gats to do with it??LOLO

At least u can trust me. . . .
There aint no ''Pre-nup'' for you jare!!!

madamkoko:
@ ®Th£ Sly®

Who says a woman has to give birth ? She can always adopt.

There are women I know who have been married since they were 21 and now theý're much older and cannot have a child,

plus theres an aunt of mine who gave birth at 40 years old ( she had a miracle baby) so please

With science anything is possible.

Yeah right . . .with science. . . .you can find a husband for the poster too. . .
Science my nasty red foot!!!!!!!!

stillwater:
Man's world my bloody foot!!!!!!!!!

Thank God you can't do nothing to change it. . .
Shiorr. . .

~Xerxes~:

That was a hit below the belt.
Why are u dissing SLY tongue-in-cheek? Father Francis won't like this.

***Where is this SLY dude??*******

Im here bro!!. . . . .
Enjoying ma popcorn!!!

stillwater:
If wishes were horses. . .

Saaarup!. . . Or i'll shut it up with a kiss. . .

How come marriage is NOT important to men, but should be important to women ?

Does this answer your question??

''a man at 70 go fit still marry woman,and even impregnate her,but tell me, how is a womans life after menopause?''

Huh??

~Antidote~:
I am calling Naija as we speak , She has a lot of explaining to do o

Busta please come and sing Sly a lullaby so he can hit his sack

Explain what?. . . .
Its a done deal. . . .
And you are next on ma radar . . . . . you are about to be Slantidote
Like Jeezy. . . . .I'll be like ya medicine. . . U'll take err dose of me. . .

debosky:


Oh hell no, Sly you are hereby EXPELLED from love-vendor school!

What?!!! so u believed what she said?

~Antidote~:
Okay o, Erhmmmm.Make sure you use that talent you have earned to keep that Sly of yours under your umbrella jor, His trousers is becoming a thorn in my flesh jare

@topic
I miss J-girl, This thread can use her well well

J-Girl is safe. . . . .With me
And she's now J-Sly. . . . .U should know what that means. . . .

vivaladiva:
nairaland is so [b]full of gob shit [/b]how can i have the same ip addy with who evere posted this thread

Shaaarap!. . . .It aint by force to speak ghetto. . .

~Antidote~:
I think I need to send you over so you can learn a domestic thing or two from Sly ,


@topic
What some of us won't do for 15mins of Nairaland useless fame .Why the diff. usernames??

I am just waiting for Xerxes to get offline. . . .
Then I'ma start on you. . . . . . U will be amazed!!!!

buzyDiva:
Jenny . . what happened to your detecting guards.
I knew it right at the seond or third page.
the reason and type same way . . one sentence at a time.

Lazydiva. . .
. . . I need sum Tea please. . . . .I need sum tea right goddam now!. . .

stillwater:
*sighs*

@ topic

. . .just remembered I have a thing for Th£ Sly and Xerxes

~Xerxes~:
Take i easy on SLY. . . . . He k'inda fancies u.

Xerxes did u see that?. . . .Aint that a kick?

buzyDiva:
sly . . who let the dogs out?

be veryyyyyyyyyy careful o

Is me food ready yet?. . .
By the way. . . .Come 'n' give me a hug jor!!!. . .

~Antidote~:
Cha, so wait nah, yo think say ah chat me this ah chat, an me mean buznes? Rhatid, say this buoy ya say him think his yege yege talks can cool this yar hart ah mine. bloodcloth, ,


NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I am not going anywhere but to [size=15pt]007 Th£ Sly Ave, Cream Land, 83662[/size]



@Eldee, I will reconsider o ,

On a serious note, I think the babe is nice looking. maybe her approach in attracting attention didn't come over well with the masses, And we all know how the landers roll now,

Antidote. . . . .You are falling already. . . .See the address u typed? . . . .

stillwater:
No I don't but i hope Sly swallows his tongue!!!!!!!!!!

Keep . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hoping

~Antidote~:
Even if Hell freezes over, [size=16pt]Nar Hapen Mon, Nat at tall [/size]

Maria Carey said the same thing to Nick before. . . . .
All that is just a talk. . . U gon see what me gon do. . . .

~Xerxes~:
@ Stillwater,

How about Yokozuna for u.
He is big, strong and will match [size=20pt]your SIZE ZERO[/size].

[b]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [/b]

~Antidote~:
Talk of the "Devil" and here he is, in Red boxers too,



Very nice, I just love a man who is "well-rounded", Maybe he can teach Xerxes how to make himself uselfull in the Kitchen too ,


@Xerxes, yes it said "View me", NOt "View and Kill me"

@Jenny, I have got ma eagle eyes on you o .I already have Mr. Jenny on speed dial, One more bad move and No Bora Bora vacation this year for you.

Huh . . . .Remember im taking you fom Xerxes very soon. . . .
So be prepared . . . .

buzyDiva:
lol . . he's washing the dishes o. . .then he 'll have to do the lundry, then wash my car and tidy my room.
will tell him u said hi

Im here now. . .Repeat what u just said??

Whats wrong with this young'n ? . . . .

Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas would be a great idea.

debosky:
I am not patronizing darling, I really am tired of this nonsense, I love you just the way you are, so they can go to BLAZES

Sly if you open those your rotten old papa teeth again, you will need dentures

Nahhhhhhh!. . . .No problem. . . .
But i hope you've got some bolts and spanner to tie her Jeans up to her waist.
You know. . . . .Just in case there aint no belt for SIZE ZEROS. . . . .

debosky:
If you are still [size=13pt]size 0 now[/size], by the time you start shrinking, they will need to make[size=13pt] size -2[/size] for you

https://www.forexfactory.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif

toyinrayo:
that one wey pass size 0

Ha!

Abi ooooooooooooooooooooooo!

debosky:
45 year old single unmarried size 0?

This case is one for the Pope himself

Ha!