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Tchinasa**:
I was an a fatal accident. . . . .

This is gross. . . stop forming sum bunkums here. . . . .

DRANOEL:
one is charismatic the other is brain dead
one is half white half black the other is quarter fulani,quarter hausa,quarter cow and quarter ram

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Boy!

buzyDiva:
c'mon naw . . u know i did

Ok but at last. . . . .The hunter gets hunted!

This is the silliest post i have ever seen. . . .

buzyDiva:
good boy . . . i taught u well

U didn't teach me nothing jare. . .

onyinye2:
oka you deny it now but the time will come

Take it easy!!!!!!!
No time is coming.

onyinye2:
oka juss wait until you are down and in distress. and we will see you will have the last laugh.

Down becos of a girl?. . . . .Pssssssssssssst u don't really know me.

There is nothing wrong in saying sorry if its CRYSTAL CLEAR that you've done what's wrong.
Just tell her you are sorry. . you aint gon die by saying so. . .
If she keeps talking. . .Just say ''sheeeeeeeeeeeesh''. . .Then go for a kiss. . .
I promise you wont regret it. . .

Do You Have A Problem With Your Ex Asking Your Friend Out?

Nahhhhhh!
I would even tell him all of her weak points.

onyinye2:
@dabriggs
there is nothing wrong in crying before your woman. it shows that you trust her with your emotions. But in this case he juss cries for anything that goes wrong.

Sorry but i think errthing is wrong. . .
For a guy to be crying in front of his girl? ?. . . Thats very lame!

Spermdrops:
We are all doing fine!

Jealousy. . . I beg head to the "welli and jhibola" section of Nairaland please!

Wetin you dey do for here?

I am here to look for you. . . .
Your attention is urgently needed at the sexuality section. . .
There is a new thread there titled. . . . .Have you had sex on a mango tree before?

Spermdrops:
[size=20pt]AMEN!!!!![/size]

Like you were reading my mind. Who wants to be stuck with someone who only visits Political and Religious sections for crying out loud? Some may be intelligent yes! But absolutely no secxuality or personality. How can you be versatile.

Rubbish! That is why most of you are so damn boring!


Numero Uno!

[size=20pt]Goes to JAKUMO!!!! [/size]

Anywhere you find him, he is intelligent, sexy and sooooooooooooo hot!

Who wants to be stuck with nerd that blows big big grammar in political and religious section only! Shit!

Sorry, I don't do females!

I beg. . .Go and sleep jor!!!
By the way. . . .How's Xiomara and Tshinasa doing ??

NubianQ:
Sly,

Men are not complete without women because they marry women and yet go outside to shag women! i think the men should be regarded as desperate

^{*sighs*. . .''Too much of 'Westlife's music''}
I agreed and i never said men were complete without y'all initially!
God created Adam and Eve and if he had though that men would be complete without women. . .
He wouldn't have created EVE!.

coldwater:
Your post is unnecessary if you careless about her/his gender. And if I may ask, what issue( with your response) have you dealt with walk the talk man!!

My post is unnecessary??. . .Ok what about this whole thread?? Is it necessary??
I mean what in the heck is ma business if he/she is a ghost?. .
And as for dealing with issues. . .i think that has got nothing to do with this thread because there is ABSOLUTELY no issue to deal with here.
What i meant was that. . .This is a forum. . i simply don't need to know if you are a female/male for me to debate with you.

jennykadry:
and what is a man's joy wtout a woman,u guys need us too,for shagging purposes and so on @sly

And here comes the perv!!!!!!!!!!
Pls i am fasting today. . .and i never said 'em guys doesn't need y'all. . .
But the fact is we are NOT THE SAME . . . . . .Savvy?

jennykadry:
i can imagine a woman wtout a man waking up beside everyday,same also to them men,life is going to be so boring for them

We are NOT AND WILL NEVER be the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

gentledove:
@ poster,

there is LOVE. Understanding each other the more brings out the beauty of love in marriage. without love, you can not function well in marriage; infact it wont last. i want to say to hell with riches and wealth. Love in marriage is the ultimate - and other things will follow

You really don't know what marriage entails. . . . . .
To hell with riches?. . .Your kids aint Gonna go to school?. . .
Don't worry. . .You and your husby would be doing just fine by ''smoking'' GARRI AND EKPA OR KULIKULI!!!

coldwater:
IS KOBO MALE OR FEMALE? LET HIM/HER COME OUT TO TELL US THE TRUTH!!!!

Why do you care so much about this?. . . .
I don't really care if he/she's a ghost. . . . . .Deal with issues . . .Not personality.

stillwater:
You sound like someone with serial killer tendencies!!!!!

If coming back for someone i like after getting banned. . equate to me being a serial killer . . . .
Then I AM.

stillwater:
I hope Seun bans you again!!!!

And i would come back for you. . . . . . . . AGAIN!!!!

stillwater:
Short man devil!!!!!!!

To be short is way better than to be SIZE 0. . .
Now how is that for a punchline. . . .
Besides. . . . I aint short!. . .

stillwater:
Maybe I need to start up a thread for you guys to get over this size zero thingy, once and for all

Shaaaaaaarup . . . . . go "N" read your book !!!!
Start a thread ko. . .Start a rope ni!

~Xerxes~:
You need to step your game. . . . .
Stillwater's heart is willing but the body(size zero) is weak.
Patience might do it for u, u never know.

Trust me. . . .I know exactly what to do. . . . . .

stillwater:
So because I couldn't find my waist size, I'm size zero

Why am I size zero? Can you imagine? Are you my father? shio

Shaarap!. . . . Elenu katakata!. . . . .
At least i have seen you before. . . . . A Beautiful SIZE 0 CHICK!!!!

~Xerxes~:
Blood drives SLY not DURACELL batteries. . . . .
What do u expect?

Tell 'em. . . . .

~Antidote~:
Lard hav iz mercy, erections at that age? Is this normal now? Let me go buzz my friends JB and Mark( both MDs ).I need to have Sly diagnosed, This is serious now .

But wait. If this is true, it might explain his rampant pimping 24/7, hmmmmmmmmmmm. Ah soon com baq.

Sly don't worry, Help is on da way.

Waeva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The thing is.`.` . . .I wont stop until i get you!!!!!