₦airaland Forum

stillwater:
How dare you?

Shuuuuuuuuuush!

U really need to relax. . . .You've got a very fragile nerves. . .
You could lose some of 'em while typing . . . .They are very. . .very fragile. . .

stillwater:
I could wound you!!!!!!

With your SIZE and WEIGHT! huh?. . . .
I think my FAN is enough to blow you away like dust!!!!!!!

stillwater:
go to hell!!!!!!!

Peace be unto you.

~Xerxes~:
@ Th£ SLY,

What has she done to u? Stop taunting her before she stings u like a bee.
Anyways, i gotta hit the sack now. . . . .Obama's speech was illuminating.
Will he become the 1st Black president?

Stillwater?. . . . . . Leave her to me. . . Its my turn to show her sum pepper. .

I seriously hope Obama would be the first black president. .
This is the best chance. . .best season for him to make history.

~Xerxes~:
Your size? With all due respect, [size=14pt]you are the 1st Nigerian chic with size zero. [/size]
It's unbelieveable.

~Xerxes~:
I have always known yours can only be seen with an electron-microscope. . . . . . same as finding the nerves of a culex mosquito!!!!
Do u still doubt you are not a size ZERO??

~Xerxes~:
Get on your nerves? Are u sure i don't need a microscope to see those nerves of yours?

stillwater:
It depends on the individual.

Im in a celebration mood right now . . . . .
Im not ready to argue with a very tough ''man-eater''

Naija Guys Vs Naija Babes: Who Is Holding Back?

Its mos' definitely 'em Naija girls.

sheniqua:
You naysayers are still at it?

I am not ''nay-saying'' madam. . . .
If Obama doesn't do that. . . . . .
It would be very tough for him to garner the support of the Hispanics and the white working class voters.

ima1:
right now Obama needs 4 to win. thank God finally change has come

Are u sleeping??. . .or are u using a solar powered TV?

buzyDiva:
SLy. . . u again?
whatever happened to ya?

Yes. . .Its me again o. . . .Buzydamsel, . . .

Well. . .I got tired of the old handle. . . so i decided to sell it on eBay

rokiatu:
then why wouldn't u marry one?

1. . . .because i am not under any obligation to marry one.
2. . . because there are many single women without kids out there which i prefer. . . They are human too.

Lets see who the VP is gonna be now. . . .
Me think its best be Hillary otherwise Obama should be ready kiss Ohio. . PA. . FL. . and other vital states. . .Good bye!
Obama and Hillary. . .Thats the dream ticket.

rokiatu:
God! what's so bad about them?

Nothing . . . . .Absolutely Nothing!. . .

rokiatu:
what if your heart only beat for lady with a child? to me it does not matter, what matter is the love.

Marriage is not PS3. . . .its a life commitment. . .
I don't have anything against single mums. . . but to marry one. . . errh maybe!. . but i dont really think so.

leirop:
but the ones with kids have a heart too u know, and they deserve to get married. what if u actually meet one that u really like?

Yeah i know they deserve to get married for sure. . . .
Having a baby doesn't mean they wouldn't be a good wife so there is absolutely nothing stopping you from marrying one.

Can You Marry A Lady That Has A Child

Why would i Wanna marry a lady that has a child when there are tons of ladies with no kids out there?

ifihearam:
what do you mean by hearsay?is there no enough proof already?

And where is the proof?. . . .''he said she said'' ??

Thats just an hearsay. . . .No cogent survey to back it up.

toyinrayo:
What list is that? PRMOFL?]

U know what im saying jare!!. . . . Permanent!!

toyinrayo:
Seriously, no jokes. . . not sex partner or sth like that. Just someone I can have a good time with, take out and be sure that he wnt bore me to death.

Someone mature and sensible, and esp, very funny

Someone you can talk to and understands, dnt have to be egoistic, annoying, or timid or quiet. . .

Just someone you can have a nice time with. . .

My friend 4Him, he's almost like me sha. , just more mature, yea, more mature and fun to talk to

I'm not saying debosky/4Play/Stephen/Sly dnt have those component, but they're more like someone that'll eat you up

I know!!!! . . . . . .I know!!. . . . . Thats the reason why i am on your PRMOFL! list!

oldie:
Intelligence and versatility are in the eyes/brains of the beholder/assessor
They are no mathematics!

This is the only sensible reply here.
Whats the point if one is intelligent? Y'all Wanna give 'em awards?

j-girl:
- Do we need to call 911 or 999? We have to get the real Jackal back or maybe he's whipped

Debosky, Strikes 1 and 2 - Lay back and come with something better.

@ Sly - they are not yours yet ooo - work for them.

Small thing. . . . . .
If i could turn that to this. . . . . .surely i can turn this to that!
I have done it before. . . . . . . Surely. . .I will do it again. . .

j-girl:
LOL! abi - what unity? My soul doesn't depart from my body at midnight abeg. lol!
Sly - you will not kill me with laughter this beautiful night.
- ha!
But Nice try though - i give you 20 out of 15 for effort.
It would be nice if you could actually stick to it this time.

Whoever findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor from the LORD.
Thank God i got you. . . . . Now its time for more extraordinary favors from the LORD!!!!!

~Xerxes~:
Bloody Hell!!!!!!
Forgive me father for i have sinned. . . . .I know with your HELP the DEVIL won't WIN.

Whats the problem!?. . . Why r u tryin to front like u'z some Kinda pastor ??
Whats wrong with 'em twins? . . . .They are mine anyway. . . . .

~Xerxes~:
@ Th£ SLY,

What UNITY?

In my own dictionary. . . .Unity means. . . .'em lovely twins!

j-girl:
@ Sly - you have to be faithful. You can't just cross over easily. Not the one that as soon as i leave Nairaland you start chasing other girls around. You have to RESPECT me in presence and absence before you go that far. if not - you'll only remain a crush and it's not going to be me that's going to be crushed - I promise you that.

Ok. . . . . . . . I pledge to J-girl. . .my sweetheart. . . . .
To be faithful . . . . . loyal and honest
To serve my sweetest J'girl. . . . . . with all my strength
To defend her unity and uphold her honor and glory . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So help me God.

j-girl:
Sly - don't let it get into your head yet oooo. It's one thing to be a crush and it's another thing to cross over

Don't worry baby!. . . I was born at night but not last night. . . .
I know what u r trying to say. . . . .

j-girl:
this is my kind of topic. Time for me to voice out my crushes on Nairaland IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER OOOO!

1. Sly - Y'all should let me be. It's not my fault that in spite of his playa ways - he's still as charming and sweet as it comes

Real G's do real things . . . . . . . . . . . .

~Xerxes~:
What about moi?

Sorry Nephew. . .But u didn't qualify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stillwater:
God forbid bad thing!!! You deserve a kick from me!!!

U know what would happen if u smash an egg against the rock?. . .
Thats exactly whats gonna happen if u try to kick me!. . . . .