₦airaland Forum

stillwater:
If Keanu Reeves or Johnny Depp were a nairalander, then I'll give it a thought

Stillwater. . . . . What about saved by the bell's ''screech''?
Or better yet. . . Napoleon dynamite. .?

Yeeey!

Anotha match-making thread!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

tkb417:
o tun ti change ID
chameleon

hardrock hotel ko, hard knock hotel ni

have u heard from David and Pataki
abeg hail them for me
i need der YIMS o. help me tell them

Toba. . . .Kayode. . .Badejoko 417 . . . .Long time long damn time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nigeria. . . . I hail thee!!

Esss:
why don't you take leg to the store

Go and bring my food. . .In the Kishhhen!. . .

toyinrayo:
annoying sayin, dear

That aint annoying partner. . .
Dont worry. . . .I got the drift!. . . . . .

toyinrayo:
I love tea jare. . . with agege bread. .

Kilonse e?

enu e jagajaga

What has that got to do with the thread

And they fucking took a large amount of money from me for not having a residents permit.

My Ohh My!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Resident permit in Ghana?. . . .Thats impressive!

sheniqua:
Omo is a brand of detergent that was popular in Nigeria

Oooooooooooooooooooh!
I was thinking of sumn else. . . . . . .errhh my mind sha!. . .

sheniqua:
How about this one.
"I don't like this omo" meanwhile the person is holding a satchet of surf

I dont understand that line. . .

MallamMusa:
Almost all of the criminals are from Oyo state and am sure Adedibu is their mentor. I don't know why oyo people are spoiling the good name of the yoruba race. I no be yorubaooo but yoruba people use to have the most righteous men in Nigeria before adedibu rose to power,

Its amazing how some people tend to complicate their existence by swimming in the river of idiocy.
What has being a Yoruba got to do with this? Anutha tribal war right??. . . . .
The topic says. . .Most Wanted ''Nigerians'' In the Usa. . .Not ''Most Wanted ''Yorubas'' in the USA.

Who cares if they are Yorubas. . Igbos or hausas??. . . They are Nigerians and thats just it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jennykadry:
shaaaarrrrrraaaappppp sly,must u toast and scope very woman u meet on err thread

Thank God. . .U can't do anyfin about it. . . . .u can switch off ur PC or throw it down the stairs for all i care!

jennykadry:
taaa gbafwo,ofe nmanu ko?ibu onye ori'anu nmadu na ndu(ngwa)

Must u always resort to igbo bunkumery on err thread?

mukina2:
I am married . I do not need concubines oh . abeg

show u trully luff me by leaving me that will be really sweeet

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will never leave you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mukina2:
how can u get married to a married woman?

i go sue you o . for trespassing

well when u see me . your love go get eyes


Ika loves you . from the buttocks of her heart

You are NOT!! married!. . .and even if you are. . .i could be your concubine. . .
I just couldn't imagine myself missing this precious thing called MUKINA!!. . .
What else do you want me to say or do to show you that i truly love you?!

redsun:
I bet you think the world is becoming a village for nothing,border is just by name, it no more in reality,the evil in nigeria is going to reflcct in america,no where to hide,the only thing that can save the world is justice not name branding and scape goating.

The evil in Nigeria will reflect in America. . .thats for sure but tell me, who is this going to affect?
The Americans or the Nigerians in America?. . .Im very sure the latter is the case.

mukina2:
Ohhhhhh Sly what do i do for you to free me?

i am riise/rooney/taiwo/taribo's sister

am good jare

The only thing you can do is for us to get married. . . . .And i will ''free'' you in my mansion!!!!!
I don't care if u r Obasanjo's daughter . . . . . . . .Love is blind, so they say!
Now what do you say? . . . . . . . .

If you do not stand for Sly you'll fall for anything e.g That yeye Uche!
Mukina my sweetest girl. . . . . .Its a wonderful day. . .how'z u feelin?. . .
I have missed you like i don't even know how to describe it. . .

In anything you do. . .Just have it in your mind that i LOVE and CARE!! for you soooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redsun:
There are more to the world story than see the eyes,the ones that are the real african criminals are the politicians and rogue contractors in africa that syphon our money and destiny to whiteman.

See for yourself what u said?
The post is in reference to the most wanted Nigerians in the USA. . .not in Africa.
They don't care about criminals in Africa. . . . . They are just trying to clean up their country.

Paula Deanda. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .That sexy little thing. . . . . . . .

toyinrayo:
Until he came into the picshur again?
Are you sure the love is returning? Might be you trying to love him back.

Well, all I can say is for you to give him a chance.
You just might never know. . .I mean, if the relationship was going well, but the only problem was distance, give distance a try.
But you know, as they say, distance dnt work. , but it takes a strong person to give it a try.
If I was you, I'll atleast try

Hope better advice comes your way

Whatttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did u do it?

Obama has won already. . . . .

eldee:
The BAT is not a bird of prey

But it can be used for the preparation of pepper soup!. . .very sweet and tasty!

eldee:
Err. . . Asa means HAWK or Kite not bat. . .

All are Birds!. . . .

jassie:
D Du Dum DUMB!

What! You thing nairaland is the best place for your to speak your grammar that didn't allow you pass jamb while in Naija?

Mayne, asa rocks, never compare the babe to a gangsta, i'm a TIP fan if u must know, but there's no basis for the comparism.

It seems spewing endless streams of garbage is your trademark!
How did u know about me jamb result??
Now pls tell me who's dumb here??. . . as a marra of fact. . u'z a classic definition of a schmuck!
I didn't compare 'em together!. . .I only recommended it to someone here to go ''n'' get his new single.
How does that equate to them being compared??. . . U r one spastic dude!

Like i said. . . .I'd rather listen to an Arabic tracks than to listen to sum Bats whispering sum B.S into my ears!
Asa ko . . . . .Awodi oke ni!

jassie:
@ the sly

why u dissin asa? that girl is bam! in fact overbam! the kind of artiste that would reflect the nigerian talent! she's slicker than your best!

You would pass for a bitch because' u sound like a puxxy!

You go tell me whether TIP know u from adam abi na your country him come from!

TIP ko, VIP Ni! Shiior

Who is this schlep spewing a truckload of bunkums?. . .
How would u know if TIP doesn't know me or if he does?. . .
You need to go ''n'' plaster that your skull 'because i can see that the likku ounce of foams u call sense in there is plummeting . . .

Well i am entitled to my own opinion as well. .

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This is what i call. . . . .Music!!!!!

Mayne!!. . . .This is a very simple thing?
So she's killing you because of SMS?. . You don't know anyfin. . .
Well you can program that. . . . .All u need to do is to assign 31 Sms on a domain . . . .
And it will automatically be discharging it at your preferred time. . .Tested and confirmed!
Even if she wants it err hour. . . .its a very simple thing. . . I love technologies. . . . . . . . . .

4Her:
Somebody jealous me . . somebody jealous me. . .somebody jealous me, I know o I know o

Haa Haa Haa Haa. . . . .
Jealous of all these boring tracks?. . .
Seeing their title self is making me Wanna poke. . . . . .
i wonder what would happen if i listen to these type of prumeries!
I trust my ipod. . .The day these type of music gets into it. . .thats the day it would stop working for sure!!!!!!!!!!