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mukina2:
Ucheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sly
you already married ika na

see eh my husband has a gun . . .i know you're drunk right now . i would'nt want you to wake up in the hospital


Ika dey use style express her luff for you

Gun?. . .Ever heard of ''Odeshi''. . .it means if u shoot me. . .
I'ma just spit 'em bullets out from my mouth like the stick of a lollipop.!
And me in hospital?. . .i wouldn't mind going to the hospital just because of you. . .

Thats just to show how much i love and care about you! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
You could be ma juliet. . . . . . .and i'd be your Romeo. . .or better yet. . .u could be my witch. . . . . . .and I'ma be your wizard. . .
I love you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much my darling mukina!!. . . .

How i wish this thread should never show up on the recent posts!!!!!!!!!!
Naaa wahhh oo. . . .see music!. . . . . . owiziwizi

stillwater:
You need to be squished!

Go 'n' get yourself T.I.P's new single. . . .thats what i call. . .MUSIC!
Not sum bunkums spewed by a Bat named ASA. . . . . .boring artist with boring music!

Why do you like denial? My sweet mukina!!!? . . . . . .
See. . . Ika knew whats going on between us. . .Uche is a newbie who doesn't know his left from right!
My love for you will never die. . . .
Pls. . . .don't ever mention that name ''Uche'' any time im around otherwise i will use his balls to make SUYA for us to feast on!

Nigerian with her bull craps. . . . . . . .
Sometimes i just wonder if the Nigeria president is a battery powered robot. . . . . . . . . .Na wah ooooo

mukina2:
Sly
stop to dey change my post na
I am married to Sly!!


Ika
today na for garden u go sleep
and i go deal with u well well

Yes they are aware of that. . . .Tell uche as well. . . .
But why did u modify that again??. . .

ikamefa:
you see now! confirmed gbam!

She belongs to me. . . Thats the plain truth. . .

mukina2:
Sly Sly Sly you have started drinking again abi? make i call AA


awwww luff i dey dere na . . nor vex

Owwwwwwwwww My love Mukina . . . .
I can't even imagine life without you. . . .you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. .
I never believed i would fall in love but you have turned my life around. . .positively with your priceless love!

The way I feel for you my sweetest darling mukina is the most precious thing on earth . . .
And i am saying this with all my heart that I will always be there for you if you should need me. . .Anytime. . .Any day. . .

I love you soooo much baby. . .

Cool

sheniqua:
Mr Nwando
2 eggs
2 slices of toast
a cup of ovaltine

Phew!!. . .
I got it . . . .I first tot i was talking to Mr Nwando. . . .

sheniqua:
4her and slime can you carry your love offline.
No wonder you come with a new name each new week
Your offtopic posts can be plain irritating.

Slime? . . . . . . . .What did u eat today Mrs Nwando?

4Her:
yea, $20m USD will do too

Yeah 20m Zimbabwean dollars. . . .approx 500naira. .

Uche2nna:
Hey , Sly . You know we are paddies now. So I am going to tell You this politely. BACK OFF

Back off?. . . Yeah if i Wanna back off. . . Im backing off with my wife Mukina. . . I love her sooo much!

I think its time to use the poison i got!. . . wait for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mukina2:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa na when SLY enter my post?

warn yourself o . whats with the name change?


" " Sly you hear so?

Mukina sweetie. . .why did u modify that post?. . .
Well no matter what you do. . .Just know that i still love you and i will forever do. . .
My Sweetest Mukina!. . .

4Her:
eh en! You're one gross man. . .
but I can teach you more yoruba. . .like "mo fe fi $1m si account iyawo mi". . .go to the bank and tell them that

$1m ko. . . .20naira ni. . . . . .

Tchinasa**:
Uwa Safe---------------------------------------------------Oriental Brothers!

Almondjoy . . . .Spermdrop. . .Xiomara. . .Tchinasa. . . . .Na wah oooooooo

jennykadry:
sly.u again

Fimisile!. . . .

Uche2nna:
Where is my wife sef _{Mo fe do bo}

Ma se e lese . . .

HR.hotness:
to where hon, https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif
the states? https://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

Even if u Wanna relocate to the moon. . . .I'ma take you thurr. . .

HR.hotness:
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I see u got banned!

Yeah right. . . .i decided to sell my handle on eBay. . . . .
I see u got me back while i was gone. . .i really appreciate that. . .
U'z a rare gem. . a wonderful wife and an epitome of what a superb and a classic woman should be. . .

oziomatv:
Na my turn now to spoil your show.

What show?. . . .She's ma certified wife . . .not 'em ''back-of-the-class'' type

HR.hotness:
I'm done with men. . .

Love Slaves will do from now on

Shuuuush. . . .
The owner is back. . . . now rush over here and give ya guy a hug!!!

mukina2:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

how many times i don warn you to stay off Maxxie

tnx luff i go run dere sharp sharp


Sly you know i love you right?

I love you too my sweetest Muki baby!!. . . .

jennykadry:
rotflmao its remaining me they've banned all of u,but no one has touched my id yet,but i know my own ban is near d corner

This aint the first. . .second. . or third time though. . . . . .
Intel has it that Banning seems to be an idea of increasing the number of members up here. . .
Nairaland has approx 206k members. . . .
70% are banned already. . .and thus the number keep increasing errday. . . aint that a kick? . . .

jennykadry:
rotflmao sly them ban u?

U already know. . . . . . But pain is a small thing to a giant.

4Her:
really? compared to the men that's been committing suicide or going to a psychiatrist just because of break up, I'd have to say that men are not as smart as they think themselves.

So in short. . . .U lot are smarter right?. . .Congratulation.

onyinye2:
it is not that we are smarter but that you are slower

we r slower huh?
Thats why sum o' you would jump into the river when u got dumped. . . aint that a kick?

eldee:
I said, the try to act smart, meaning they don't really act smart

Do u mind them?

eldee:
Ladies try their best to act smart/make their men look dumb. . .
True or False

Yeah Right!!!!

zillaxy:
1 gun per thousand should be what we strive for.

disarm the extremely[b] irresponsible group of crooks called the police, and our troubles will be sorted.[/b]

What a shitload of bunkums!!!!
Ok then when they have been disarmed. . . .they would be using your teeth to combat robbers right?