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Cutehector:
my own code is dat I"l be nice to anybody, but dnt take advantage of my nice attitude to u. Cuz d second I find out am bein taken advantage of, I place u whr u ought to be, which is in my past... Thr was a gurl I was also interested in... Sometimes I"d be buyn her lunch... She nw made it look like as if its her right.. Started dependn on me on everythn, both lunch and transport.. I just kept quiet.. On her birthday, I planned takn her to d beach and havn a good time thr earlier, buh when her attitude on me doin evrythn for her became too much, I just told her happy birthday only on her birthday and deleted her number afterwards... It came as a shock to her.. She has lost a nice guy...

This is quite common to cheap girls, they tend to take humanism for stupidity. If no b say I gow up in d midst of women I for no get regard for women I swear!!! D most annoying part is when they bliv dat dier punny is a master key to every guys heart

Thunday16:
A fool house wife...

NLers no go kill person with laff even for romance section

IamLEGEND1:
Broda mi, na true talk na.

#DizHoesJustAintLoyal

#shouting




Leave me alone oh!!! D oda guy caused me to laff till spittle wey dae fall from my mouth spoil my fone speaker now my fone don dae sound like all dose aboki iron clad chinko fones. Now u don come abi Leave me b4 I go laff come mistakenly drop my fone for gutter

luigiajah:
BUHARI

Guy I hate u ehn!!! U don lemme laff till I spoil my fone speaker wif spittle wey dae fall from my mouth. because of u now my fone done dae sound like dose mallam chinko fones

Mistakenly drops fone in d gutter while laffin


Op...just be careful not to offend her and just make sure u're always close to d door whenever she is angry

IamLEGEND1:
I SAY HE LETS THE HO' DIE!!

why is she nakèd in the first place..?

she probably slept with his best friend

I was ready dis post dutifully till I saw ur comment n I started laughing till I almost urinated in my pants

stlaibrowne:
You ate right on that I mean the 'foul play' with good digging afterwards will make it fun. I think that applies for all

It sure does

XavierBlue:




XavierBlue

I sight my professor XavierBlue

I was walking along the road when I met a boy of around 4 years crying and I was so touched that I had to walk up to him to ask what happened and he told me

"My mama give me #10 for milk and #10 for sugar now I no know which of the #10 I go use buy milk and the #10 naira I go use buy sugar



If u were in my shoes what would you do?

Funny but tru, dis tin fit make God vex close d sea back

Cutehector:
I dnt chyke gurls wen am in d restaurant... Thank u...

Ur head dae dere bro, because to some ladiea every guy is a potential maga. I remember wen I was always paying a gal's transport dat I was avin a tin for. It shocked me like shoki wen I paid for her cab fare one day n she asked if she cud kip d change since den I must admit I've become somewhat stingy towards women especially dose dat r not rili my friends because prevention dae say is beta dan cure

Op in as much as u wud want to air ur view, u shud still appreciate individual differences. Different strokes for different parts of the body

Manuelson:
On this day.. I confer on this thread.. Title of " el shortus sensiblus".. Short and sensible

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Bros I hail oh...tz like u go teach me dis ur language oh!!!

lurlah2014:
relationship is all about give and take## show true love i reciprocate too##

Tru talk dear, bsyds guys have to play hard to get on dier part else ur woman won't value especially wen u're ova submisive

magabounce:
Been a victim... wasnt preety sha

I don't know how to tell pipu sowie because a counsellor ain't sympathic but as an empathic counsellor I can say u just learnt from ur mistake so its up to u to prove to ur doubters dat u won't make such a mistake again

SexyBisolarh:

@ first I'll act like a pagan n try to seduce her bt if she no gree I'll prove to her how much of a christian I am and I'll fulfil d scripture...the narrow passage suffereth violence and only men of violence can follow dat narrow yet pleasureable passage

Rex123:
Where do you touch a man to turn him on? I want to turn myself on!!

LMFAO...LWKMD...LWTMB...Dis dude is crazy, just no let konji hold u

Tru talk bro, I'll always do it for my main men n my main men only



Bros over hoes forever, though it hard me n my guys will always try t b dere for each oda nt only wen it come to flexin even scul work is included: never cover ur answer sheet or hide it from a broda...no padi for jungle except na tru padi...ntn go do my men except na gud tin

In a relationship never give ur partner d mindset that u can't live without him/her rather let him/her undastand dat u always think of him/her every moment weda or not dae r aroun, never make dem bliv dat ur world revolves around dem rather make dem undastand dat dey r a integral part of ur world dat can b replaced if need b dou it may take time, never make dem bliv dat dey alone are lucky rather make dem bliv dat u both r blessed to have each other in each other's life and that they r many people ready to snatch u away from dem if dae relapse, finally always appreciate ur partner and try to live in the moment n project into d future considering the speed of ur partner because if u project far into the future, u may end up getting disappointed.

Like I always tell pipu, life is a ride consisting of various phases so enjoy every phase of it like its ur last #YOLO

Akkord4gov:
90% anticipate for the gifts you will bring along with you while just 10% will prepare your favourite meal

If dats d case den una no dae try @ all must we do all d work because na we go still work ourselves out on top bed

Jollyjoy:
u are right on dat bt nt all really.

Perhaps but truth b told, pre-intimacy or lemme say pre-intimacy is as important as sex to both parties as it helps fine tune d ladies as well as d men

So many times we've heard of some funny things guys have done in anticipation of a lady's visit but I've hardly heard of ladies doing such and I believe ladies are also guilty as all human beings want to create a gud first impression.
So I would love to hear from ladies what they have done in anticipation of a guys visit because I believe its a two way traffic.
Come in ladies tell us of dat a bit funny or perharps crazy thing you have done in anticipation of that special guy's visit

Tru talk bro, buh tz not like we don't want to spend money on ladies but tz jez dah sum ladies aren't worth it, while sum see every guy as a potential maga