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I will gladly request for grasshopper, the thing dey sweet well well! I hail my people from Akoko!

This is called madness of the highest order. Nonsense

Happy married life.

I can do it, but only when she's not feeling fine.

I also experience this during my NYSC days in Uyo, it could be frustrating sometimes because you will have to sometimes go through Israelite journey in other to avoid this temporary river. Akwa Ibom! Ayaya!

To achieve our dream, we need to do away with fear and boldly take the risk.

Nonsense

Honesty

Making sense indeed.

This fruit is used in preparing local soup in some part of the Yoruba tribe. I know the fruit very well, in fact I have eaten the soup before, just that I can't remember the name right now. People from remote parts of Akure, Akoko,.....etc use it very well.

5 is my choice.

Rest in peace.

I'll press yellow.

If it is actually a way to cut cost, then it's not a problem.

Na to run make my leg dey touch the back of my head, simple.

eCollynzo:
Will Ondo be part of the Gubernatorial elections next week?

No! Only house of Assembly.

Mehn!!! Laugh don almost kill me O!!!




To be sincere, This thread deserve an award.

I Can't remember the last time water came out of my eyes while laughing, so funny.

What baffles me most times with this king of story is that:
These Actors & Actresses are the people that most of our young ones look up to as role model this days. Its a pitty they're not laying down good examples, despite the fact that they have the media power to positively influence the younger generations.
Oh I weep for the institution called marriage & also wonder what it will look like 50 years to come.

Why bother myself? When I know already that this Saga will soon be swept under the carpet.
Does anyone still hear anything about our petroleum minister & the chartered jet story? Hmm!
Anyway, God bless Nigeria & every other nation

Hmm! Like one Ibo musician sang his song that:

Everything is turning around.

kayciano: PLEASE ...Y are all these KILLINGS in ROUND NUMBERS..?
ARE HUMANS now CRATES OF MINERALS...?
so dey SHOT at each other ...
DEY FINALLY got to 30 and stopped.

Ney! It's crates of Egg.

portable86: Where i served,an ss1 student got a corper pregnant,everybody was so shocked,i personally felt like strangling the babe.
The boy was braggin bt it,plus his family said they were ready to perform the marriage rite..

Who knows may be the boy charm the Lady, you need not blame her.

May times I look at this so called politicians & could not do without shaking my head for them because their doom is already at the door. It seems this fani-whatever thought, or has forgotten that most Nigerians are well learnered people that you cannot just brainwash with this his rubbish writeup. If they know what those guys has done the right thing, then why didn't they declear the money to the appropriate authority (Custom) at the point of entry, why did they carry more than the legally allowed amount of cash? At least if its something normal as said by fani kayode, they should have been aware of all this.
Look at someone who have not lived a good example in Nigerian politics now trying to convince the good people of Nigeria to believe his cooked story, Mtcheeew! Nonsense.

Kòkòrò t'oun jèfó, aara èfó lówà.

The insect way dey destroy the vegetable dey inside im body

I hate goat meat before, in fact you dear not use the hand to touch any of my things. But when I went for my youth service in Akwa state, I just suddenly developed passion for it. Their was a day someone served me & my coligues white rice with goat pepper soup, when I look round, I found out that I was the only one still left with the food. So I just force myself to eat it but along the way I found myself enjoying the food. Therefore, since that time up till now, I have never had any carryover again once it is Goat meat.

Although their are a lot of sense in the writeup, but I totally disagree with some of the points.

1) That a male child should not be thought how to cook; Using myself as an example, I had learn how to cook since when I was 8 yrs & more so we don't have a female child in my family. In this case do you now expect us to sit down with our legs crossed and then leave our mother to do the work all alone? Also throughout my five yrs in school, I usually cook myself except sometimes when a female friend comes around & desides to help me. So if I hadn't learn that from home, how do u expect me to have been able to cope with that in a foreign land.
2) About sex, for me I don't believe sex should be enjoyed only by men, it must be enjoyed by both the man & his wife.thats why God created sex & made is a means of strengthening the marriage. In fact through my research, if i find out that my fiancé is the type that will not be able to enjoy sex with me, I'd rather not marry her. Because its no point engaging her in a task she wouldn't enjoy. And more so, it is my duty to always make her happy in every way, which include the sexual aspect.
3) Saying that a girl should not be tough how to fix a bulb, mhen! It's going to be somehow. Are you trying to say that female should not study engineering anymore?

4) etc.

Hmmm!!! With the way things are going, I hope we won't wakeup someday & hear that this country called Nigeria is missing.

Well said Prof. !!!

We will surely set up the committee that will look into this writeup.

Àwon alaakoba gbogbo.

Don't know why they're running to Nigeria after been infected.

Are you looking for your like feature? Its with me.

Don't worry, I will return it when an done with my experiment. Okay?