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Claptrap maybe like 3 make sense but totally claptrap

Definitely a kid You might probably krash outa the marriage in hours your plan is just to fynd some serious minded guy.Psst! alot of them mofos look serious after they poke you its over.

And moreover you just sound(typed) like someone who iz desperately in need for a cock in the kunt.try finkin it tru if you dnt wanna be the clone of Elizabeth Taylor you could marry now and divorce later their so many marriages u can do.

Bisjosh:
Now Holly wld have a gud laff

Sure she will

favouredjb:
holly should pls stay with the young guy she's with now

She doesn't really look into that guy Heff's gat the Bar to spons her

Mbeki:
Just heard the story now! confirmed!
These Gboko Haram are getting daring!

Gboko Haram.

i really wish this people will ask me for ideas on where to strike,they hitting the wrong places well police HQ not bad but we need to take down real people not mediocres.

Sup googles are you still on your Mo-hawk Or do you gat new tattoos? Really wanna see 'em

This guy would have made himself useful by caring a c4 or some better explosives into the Assembly instead of wastin just his life,shoulda takin every of those mofos wit him. Sorry dude

seanmykel:
I used to think babies were formed from the saliva when a man kisses a woman

Haba!

Hibkay:
I used to think I wud see Jesus physically especially when my parents said we should go to galilee during easter period.

hahaha

jokingmary:
Sometimes would like to go into the TV and beat up some players for impressing players if they don't impress me

That was more like a wish no offense.

You should get married at 20 as long as you gat finance then divorce 3 years after marry again and divorce 5yrs after then you marry again and think of a till death do us path.

Maybe she likes your touch. You should try readin wat her eyes r sayin when fixin d bangles again she might be Hot

At least the last baby should still be incubated like for months but they all look perfect. I just wonder wat they weigh at birth.


Or may be this is just some church donations

And all this babies are freakin healthy? No deformity despite the abnormal months they used in the womb.


Where they incubated for years or what cuz this babies sure look healthy.

This is krazy ask this same guy and he will tell you he is English, i guess he was waving bye to Nigeria with the flag.

Why did this make front page? Its onion news its all lies

Or just get Drunk then you'll laff at your probz

You Scream
take the depression,convert it to anger then enjoy the anger
Listen to Rock HArd Rock.

Akuviv:
I used to think that once a woman conceived, she would stay off sex till after nine months ! Come to think of it, I was a teenager

me too and then i'll be like so the lady's husband gotta wait for 9months b4 he shags?

jokingmary:
I used to think that God throws babies down into a woman,s womb and if an unwanted pregnancy is gotten then it means that God missed his shot

this is one crazy thought

Tingles:
I wanted to see the people talking in the radio, I ripped many radio sets apart, broke some, shone torchlight on the speaker with an eye closed. . .

My conclusion: Radio people are too smart/small to be seen.

I also thought all t.v programs were happening live.

More please

illicit:
I use to think white men live on heaven, And when a plane takes off it lAnds in heaven, Cos that's where america and britain is, And that actors sneak into our tv and video players at nite to so we can watch them play the next day, Gone are the days,

this is one funny thought

whiteroses:
also remember how our landlady would say adedoyin iboloda? "we are going to church", oda eki kpaito yin oo, for years i used to think kpaito was a yoruba word for God until i clicked that the old lady meant pastor

loooooooooooolllllllllll

lancaster:
used to think that a womans p.u.s.sy was different from her urine are

was told that if u bend down and look between youe legs in the market ,u will see ghosts cos their legs wont betouching the ground, have not tried it though

had those crazy sayings too naija!!

Any new stuff?

samsilo:
I am surprised to read this and no one seems to know that Tinie Tempah, the biggest new musician in the UK and winner of Two Brit awards(UK Grammys) is of Nigerian parentage. His Real name is Patrick Chuckwuemeka Okogwu

stale news nigga known since last year.

Nikkimono:
Dbanj m sur his manliness z as tiny as α̲̅ needle
Kel
Denrele. . . Aaargh!

You seen it before? I mean D'banj's thing

amazonia:
For you denieing AL-qaeda,

If you have problem with the US, take it to them.
I don't know while you all find it worthwhile to
Blow your brothers and sisters into pieces because
of your pecieved slight of your religion by the USA.
Violence never solve problem. Violence is evidence of weakness,
no matter who exhibit it.

That's where you are wrong just pray you never see the need to be violent. Though it is rarely necessary and you might regret some but sayin it is an evidence of weakness is a complete No!