barka de salah
ewww! funny

very nice. keep it up

I need 2 sleep

what's d question?

ha!

funny bt i'll drop this in d recycle bin

mtcheww

booqee: bunmi u need rest. Ok??

@ruqqie. Hey! Wats gud now? Why u so scarce on nl??

i'm gud dear! i've been writing exam and i lost my phone.

oh dear!

No condition is permanent eh?
Bin, funny jokes bt still a kid

Nyc 1 and nyc 2

Owww! Funny

Adenike ruqoyah

Oh! I'm short of words. All i could say is THANK YOUS
@ondoboy, blood is thicker than water
i'll perform better nxt tym booqee

Mother: if he tries to talk to you, tell him u're married
if he tries to woo you with money, let him know that blood is thicker than water
daughter: if he tries to woo me with money, i'll let u know that money is thicker than marriage certificate

Idowuogbo:
Finish ke? I want to talazo na

no probs.
Err... Lemme finish my food. Food first b4 anyfin, u know?
Then we'll go

I need a joke pls, not n**s***e

Tnx every1

ekeroyal:

Nervous? How? Pls briefly explain in detail. Thanks

perhaps u didn't understand my txt so far because it's in yoruba, so u think i'm abusing or making fun of you.
That's why u're nervous.

Funny it is

Idowuogbo:
I don wear my ko-shoe na, wia it dey happen?

oti pari, u didn't reply on time.
Don't remone ya shoe o, i dey come.

Bolu: sir, i'm very much in love with one of ur daughters
father: is it the one that just graduated from the university?
Bolu: yes sir,the chemistry i have for her will really bind our families together
father: well, i am sure that when she travels abroad for further studies u'll be history.....


Tolu: i wish to have ur daughter hand in marriage sir,
father: young man, no problem, i will give u my daughter's hand in marriage, but first, tell me, which football club do you support?

Caro: dave, why do you prefer shouting at the TV
dave: because the TV doesn't shout back

passionate88: hahahahaha

hey, bonyfish! Who call u

Ameen hehehe....ameen huhuhu....ameen hehehe....

passionate88: Ruki the terrorist.

i'm not a terrorist, traitor

larry cdof: @rukaya an 1stblazeman...laugh it off guyz...its good for d body and soul

ok. I laugh

Copied and pasted

Exponental:
on d fence?

no!
@kola, later

Funny

...what should i say...

Nice copy and paste