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Meeting is taking too long. Will there ever be a conclusion? |
Funny there are so many thread like this, where nigerians never go to heaven except hell. GOD help me. |
Youngsage: what does it mean? Pls interpretean unfortunate person |
Exponental: madam observer.........learn 2 ignore.........some jokes are never old. Also, one mans food is anoda mans poison.okay! Sorry |
I love dose days, but seriously, there are many thread of this kind. |
Exponental: I can imagine u laffd back @ urself typin these.reality pls, not a dream |
Hehehe |
Homar: Booqee went to the dentist for her regular check up . As he leans over to begin working on her booqee grabs his blokos and the dentist tells booqee i belive you have a hold of my blokos . Then booqee replies yes now we are going to be careful not to hurt each other arent we ? .nonsensical nonsense |
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Nice |
dani1luv: EEediiioooooooo!! . . complete amnext time, don't insult anyone older than you *gives him seven strokes of cane* |
Weeeeeeeeell, funny sha |
Wow |
Thinking.... |
Huhuhehe |
Fantastico,,, |
Soo, alaba rago market dey here too ~exits thread~ |
Okay... |
Stale..... |
Exponental: more oil 2 ur ITKi'm not ITK, i hate reading same joke several times can't u try to b creative? |
Exponental: 38.9%- f9what! Ur marking skills is strict |
kay9: What part of ''jump and pass'' dont you understand??i mean ur joke jhoor mtcheww |
Nice nice didn't even get more than an answer right on my own |
I like 'em all |
Posted by a human-rat funny |
Are u sure u were not hypertensive aterward? |
Am i permitted to come with a submachine gun for self defense? |
Had it worked for u bin? It seems its better than anti-retroviral drugs, that doesn't cure you know? Funny |
[quote author=~vicky~]eya ruqadarling am sorry dont mean to hurt u [/quote]but u've hurt me.Anyway, apology considered and accepted. Since that's not me. |
[quote author=~vicky~]Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°ºº °˚throway ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberry°˚ =)) =)) ˚ºinside °˚toilet ˚°º≈  º≈. =)) make Gø̲̣d replace A̶̲̥̅♏ 4ε̲̣̣̣̥ wif BB Porsche [/quote]eeya, GOD forbid bad thingvicky, y do u relate that to me hun? |
An idle man's brain is the devil's workshop. A word is enough for the wise. |
Harbioollah: I gbadun d 10th one shathank u jawe @kapkris, i beg shift, i have another fish to fry i understand u to be d blacksheep of the jokes section |