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Jokes EtcRe: The Twiang! Thread, Post Your Grammatical Blunders Here! by Ruqaya(f): 4:59pm On May 08, 2012
As i was talking going
Jokes EtcRe: The Guy Who Donated Blood by Ruqaya(f): 4:38pm On May 08, 2012
REALITY101: Smfh





Mehn the brat looks super scary.
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by Ruqaya(f): 4:28pm On May 08, 2012
ekeroyal: Think I remember hearing a line with those words and the reply is 'gongo aso' grin

Sup with you?
u're getting nervous?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Jokes EtcRe: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Ruqaya(f): 4:23pm On May 08, 2012
Hmmmmmnn
Jokes EtcRe: Elephant And Camel + Naija man by Ruqaya(f): 4:19pm On May 08, 2012
Nice
Jokes EtcRe: Please Guys, Join Me In Thanksgiving.... by Ruqaya(f): 3:21pm On May 08, 2012
@op, u tried
more oil to ur photocopying machine
Jokes EtcRe: A Lion Wood Neva Cheat On His Wife But A Tiger Wood by Ruqaya(f): 3:14pm On May 08, 2012
@op, do u need help?
Jokes EtcRe: have you got a rhyme lets see it by Ruqaya(f): 3:06pm On May 08, 2012
Lucario007: Rhymes and sylables follow a hycue, there have to be five before you can call it a poem, what you guys wrote here is what primary students write when they are jobless -no offense to everyone except Ajibel-
SND (sense no dey)
Jokes EtcRe: Rich Home Poor Home by Ruqaya(op): 3:04pm On May 08, 2012
Exponental: let them say abi.....no be new thing 4 here............lol
BTW; where do u fall in2 in d context?
no need to lie, middle class
Jokes EtcRe: Get Gbagbofied!!! Projan by Ruqaya(f): 2:56pm On May 08, 2012
As if i already knew that would be the end
mtcheww
Jokes EtcRe: O Serious! by Ruqaya(f): 2:53pm On May 08, 2012
Very funny
Jokes EtcRe: have you got a rhyme lets see it by Ruqaya(f): 7:59pm On May 07, 2012
1.A boarder boardered about the situation on boarder.
2. I saw a sore, but the sore i saw is a saw sore.
Jokes EtcRe: Get Gbagbofied!!! Projan by Ruqaya(f): 7:56pm On May 07, 2012
And what did u see? Faeces?
Jokes EtcRe: Today You Voted by Ruqaya(f): 7:54pm On May 07, 2012
Recycled and ehnm funny
Jokes EtcRe: Rich Home Poor Home by Ruqaya(op): 5:22pm On May 07, 2012
Tnx@all
Jokes EtcRich Home Poor Home by Ruqaya(op): 2:46pm On May 07, 2012
Rich dad: i disown you kevin, for doing that
rich son: dad, pls i'm sorry. I give u my word, i'll never repeat it
poor dad: ade, i disown u for doing that
poor son: me sef i disown u, i for don disown u tey tey, i just don't know how i go talk am.
Rich mum: cynthia, why did u steal the chicken in the stew? Go to ur room now and don't come out till next tomorrow
rich daughter: mum, i'm sorry, i promise not to do that again
poor mum: why did you steal the chicken in the stew? Thah will be your food for the next two days and come over here and stood down.
Poor daughter: mummy, it was the rats, i saw them eating the chicken, i tried to stop them but they were so much that they attacked me
rich dad: my girl pls let me in, so that i could at least explain my self
rich daughter: father, get away, i don't wanna see you
poor dad: open the door right now before i kick it and when i do that, u'll regret the day you were born
poor daughter: (rushes to the door and open it).......
Jokes EtcRe: Monday Fun Time! by Ruqaya(f): 2:20pm On May 07, 2012
Cool
Jokes EtcRe: Adamu Dolo Part 1 by Ruqaya(f): 2:13pm On May 07, 2012
Hehehe
grammatical error
Jokes EtcRe: Admission!admission!!admission!!! by Ruqaya(op): 4:39pm On May 06, 2012
Ola Johnson: Make dem catch u, u go smell ur yansh by d time u go dey explain say na joke.
what d'u mean.
Ma sch is registered. No harm
Jokes EtcRe: Admission!admission!!admission!!! by Ruqaya(op): 4:37pm On May 06, 2012
kombats: plss we need admission and we dont have passport, here is our photograph
no problem, i'll sort it out after i confirmed your payment.
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles! Riddles! Really Tough Nd Funny Riddles! by Ruqaya(f): 12:02pm On May 06, 2012
Oliver like me: Ok take this one
My father and mY mother, have a child the child is not my brother not my sister, Who is the Child?
the child was adopted
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Meet! by Ruqaya(f): 11:52am On May 06, 2012
otooro: i was expecting to find the date and venue undecided undecided undecided

what's happening? huh
the heavy rain that fell yesterday had washed away the venue/place we were to meet.
Come back nxt yr
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Meet! by Ruqaya(f): 11:50am On May 06, 2012
mcnepow: Cins BinGbagbo divorced u, you have bin behaving 'one kyn - one kyn', so lemme just ignore u.
what is bingbagbo
a name of a person or an object?
Jokes EtcRe: One For Me,one For You by Ruqaya(f): 11:14am On May 06, 2012
Very funny
Jokes EtcRe: Foolish Man by Ruqaya(f): 11:11am On May 06, 2012
Cool
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is Sani Kaita? (film Show, No Gate Fees) by Ruqaya(f): 11:00am On May 06, 2012
ekeroyal: Anti mi! Pls kindly put me thru, didn't get that clearly. Thanks
ki lo so?
Jokes EtcRe: Good News I Have Found A Cure For Hiv. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 10:58am On May 06, 2012
bin gbagbo: ruqi u know if i am positive then e mean saY u don get am too, remember last night,
yeah, i remembered. When you screw the innocent HIV sharing lady?
Jokes EtcRe: Tribute To The Drunkards In Da House(njpc) by Ruqaya(f): 10:54am On May 06, 2012
Sooo funny
Jokes EtcRe: Riddles! Riddles! Really Tough Nd Funny Riddles! by Ruqaya(f): 10:49am On May 06, 2012
digitalgeorgy: Okey itz my turn to give you guyz riddles
1. I occur once in a year and twice in a week. What am i?
2. Dr precious in calabar say he has a brother in lagos called barrister james. But the lawyer say he has no brother in calabar who is a doctor. Who do u think is the liar and why.
none. The brother in lagos which the doctor referred to isn't barrister james
Jokes EtcRe: Hahaha by Ruqaya(f): 10:30am On May 06, 2012
Hehehehe
Jokes EtcRe: Interesting Story You Must Read! by Ruqaya(f): 10:27am On May 06, 2012
Good
Jokes EtcRe: We Have Phone Database For All Gsm Users In Nigeria by Ruqaya(f): 10:24am On May 06, 2012
Ok, m coming

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