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As i was talking going |
REALITY101: Smfh |
ekeroyal: Think I remember hearing a line with those words and the reply is 'gongo aso'u're getting nervous? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe |
Hmmmmmnn |
Nice |
@op, u tried more oil to ur photocopying machine |
@op, do u need help? |
Lucario007: Rhymes and sylables follow a hycue, there have to be five before you can call it a poem, what you guys wrote here is what primary students write when they are jobless -no offense to everyone except Ajibel-SND (sense no dey) |
Exponental: let them say abi.....no be new thing 4 here............lolno need to lie, middle class |
As if i already knew that would be the end mtcheww |
Very funny |
1.A boarder boardered about the situation on boarder. 2. I saw a sore, but the sore i saw is a saw sore. |
And what did u see? Faeces? |
Recycled and ehnm funny |
Tnx@all |
Rich dad: i disown you kevin, for doing that rich son: dad, pls i'm sorry. I give u my word, i'll never repeat it poor dad: ade, i disown u for doing that poor son: me sef i disown u, i for don disown u tey tey, i just don't know how i go talk am. Rich mum: cynthia, why did u steal the chicken in the stew? Go to ur room now and don't come out till next tomorrow rich daughter: mum, i'm sorry, i promise not to do that again poor mum: why did you steal the chicken in the stew? Thah will be your food for the next two days and come over here and stood down. Poor daughter: mummy, it was the rats, i saw them eating the chicken, i tried to stop them but they were so much that they attacked me rich dad: my girl pls let me in, so that i could at least explain my self rich daughter: father, get away, i don't wanna see you poor dad: open the door right now before i kick it and when i do that, u'll regret the day you were born poor daughter: (rushes to the door and open it)....... |
Cool |
Hehehe grammatical error |
Ola Johnson: Make dem catch u, u go smell ur yansh by d time u go dey explain say na joke.what d'u mean. Ma sch is registered. No harm |
kombats: plss we need admission and we dont have passport, here is our photographno problem, i'll sort it out after i confirmed your payment. |
Oliver like me: Ok take this onethe child was adopted |
otooro: i was expecting to find the date and venuethe heavy rain that fell yesterday had washed away the venue/place we were to meet. Come back nxt yr |
mcnepow: Cins BinGbagbo divorced u, you have bin behaving 'one kyn - one kyn', so lemme just ignore u.what is bingbagbo a name of a person or an object? |
Very funny |
Cool |
ekeroyal: Anti mi! Pls kindly put me thru, didn't get that clearly. Thankski lo so? |
bin gbagbo: ruqi u know if i am positive then e mean saY u don get am too, remember last night,yeah, i remembered. When you screw the innocent HIV sharing lady? |
Sooo funny |
digitalgeorgy: Okey itz my turn to give you guyz riddlesnone. The brother in lagos which the doctor referred to isn't barrister james |
Hehehehe |
Good |
Ok, m coming |

